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[Red]

The horror, the horror!

They rank similarly to the bump it on the scale of ridiculousness.

 

[mollipen]

I recently sold my Brother my old laptop, being extra careful to remove the porn that I had viewed and saved. I left MediaGo on as he has a PSP and uses the program to move files from it. Little did I know MediaGo automatically backs up your files, so a few weeks later I receive the awkward question "so...why do you have pictures of women with dicks saved on your laptop?"

You promised you'd be more careful with my photos if I sent them to you!

 

[PumpkinPie]

What state are your feet in?

My feet are magnificent, but as I mentioned before I hate germs so I am constantly washing. I understand other people are not so meticulous, hence my concerns about the state of their yellow feet.

You promised you'd be more careful with my photos if I sent them to you!

You Like Sarina Valentina too?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Can we all agree that yoga pants are the best?

 

[Red]

Can we all agree that yoga pants are the best?

Toned girls in yoga pants are pretty great. Yoga shorts are even better.

 

[Melchiah]

They rank similarly to the bump it on the scale of ridiculousness.

And in some cases they look revolting. Which reminds me of when I was at a three-day festival, and one of the guys had a girlfriend along who had the same wetlook leggings for the whole three days. I don't even want to imagine how they must have smelled.

Can we all agree that yoga pants are the best?

No.

 

[mollipen]

You Like Sarina Valentina too?

...and my joke fails. *sighs*

 

[Red]

And in some cases they look revolting. Which reminds me of when I was at a three-day festival, and one of the guys had a girlfriend along who had the same wetlook leggings for the whole three days. I don't even want to imagine how they must have smelled.



No.

The thing about yoga pants is if a girl has any cellulose or fat deposits, they show up right through the fabric and it looks gross. Also a lot of too-thick thighed girls wear them and make them look tacky and bad.

Agree about the leggings smell. That's one of the thing that bothers me about them, imagining that smell.

 

[Melchiah]

The thing about yoga pants is if a girl has any cellulose or fat deposits, they show up right through the fabric and it looks gross. Also a lot of too-thick thighed girls wear them and make them look tacky and bad.

Agree about the leggings smell. That's one of the thing that bothers me about them, imagining that smell.

Although, it might be in the girl's case I mentioned, that her boyfriend didn't mind, as he was into drinking urine from high heels. We all have our quirks.

 

[Red]

Although, it might be in the girl's case I mentioned, that her boyfriend didn't mind, as he was into drinking urine from high heels. We all have our quirks.

I would rather not have known.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

What is going on in here?

 

[MThanded]

wtf is going in here now.

 

[Broder Salsa]

You just gotta imagine it's apple juice and it goes down easier.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

wtf is going in here now.

Madness, I think.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Wait, drinking piss while wearing high heels...or drinking piss FROM a high heel...?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

You just gotta imagine it's apple juice and it goes down easier.

But they taste nothing alike!!

 

[Melchiah]

Wait, drinking piss while wearing high heels...or drinking piss FROM a high heel...?

The latter.

 

[Ryaaan14]

The latter.

 

[Melchiah]

=D

 

[Qasiel]

I want to hang out with you and your crowd, Melchiah. That's my confession.

 

[Melchiah]

I want to hang out with you and your crowd, Melchiah. That's my confession.

Haha!

 

[Lissar]

Leggings and fishnets are awesome what are you guys talking about

Thigh high socks are the only ones for me. I hate wearing anything else. Fortunately they can be both classy and casual!

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Word.

I want to hang out with you and your crowd, Melchiah. That's my confession.

Can I tag along?

 

[Melchiah]

Can I tag along?

Of course.

Thigh high socks are the only ones for me. I hate wearing anything else. Fortunately they can be both classy and casual!

Not bad, although wool as a material isn't that alluring.

 

[Qasiel]

Word.


Can I tag along?

I'd hang out with you anytime, Cheezmo. Just like soylent green, you and Melchiah are my kind of people!

 

[Melchiah]

I'd hang out with you anytime, Cheezmo. Just like soylent green, you and Melchiah are my kind of people!

CreepyGAF unite.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

We need some decoder rings or something.

 

[Melchiah]

We need some decoder rings or something.

A yellow handkerchief in the right back pocket?

 

[ronito]

Hey GAF. I love cock. But I am in absolutely no way attracted to males. I have never been attracted to any man, I don't have a type, the male body does nothing for me. The thought of kissing a man repulses me. I love women. All of my relationships have been with women, I love the body of women and I love pussy. But I also love cock. I haven't even touched another mans penis, but it has turned into a fetish of mine. I think it might stretch from another fetish -- I like to be submissive in the bedroom. I like to be humiliated, so I guess taking a cock up the ass is the ultimate form of submission for me. I want to suck a cock, and have men jizzing on me and in me. Preferably as a woman watches over a laughs. Call me gay, straight or Bi... I'm not bothered, I'm not ashamed or scared of labels but I'm not sure I'd consider myself gay at all really. I see the cock as more of a tool than anything. If I could have it my way, it would be attached to a woman 100% of the time. But I'd still take a real cock over a strap-on whenever possible. I guess that leaves transsexuals as my best option; but this is all besides the point. I doubt I'll ever act on this fantasy because it's one of many and it'd probably lead to disappointment.

Hrmmm...maybe someone here has advice for this fellow? Cause I got nothing.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Hrmmm...maybe someone here has advice for this fellow? Cause I got nothing.

 

[noah111]

Have rib removal surgery and suck yourself all day. Problem solved.

Spoiler

Anyone else thinks that's CHEEZMO? the writing style... :lol prob. not though

 

[MThanded]

 

[kehs]

Hrmmm...maybe someone here has advice for this fellow? Cause I got nothing.

Get married to a hot woman and become a cuckold couple.

Simple really.

 

[Vermillion]

lol

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Have rib removal surgery and suck yourself all day. Problem solved.

Spoiler

Anyone else thinks that's CHEEZMO? the writing style... :lol prob. not though

Well I'm a dom, so nah.

Spoiler

Rib removal is not at all necessary.

 

[akira28]

Easy. Transgender women. Or maybe a tg/cg bisexual couple looking for a third wheel?

or a woman with a strap on?

Get married to a hot woman and become a cuckold couple.

Simple really.

Well cuckolding is usually about another man having sex with a married woman while the husband watches. That doesn't seem to match his kink.

 

[Melchiah]

or a woman with a strap on?

Well cuckolding is usually about another man having sex with a married woman while the husband watches. That doesn't seem to match his kink.

Feels good, man.

As for cuckolding, I've read it sometimes involves warming up the other man, and cleaning up after he's done with her, which might suit his fancy.

 

[kehs]

Easy. Transgender women. Or maybe a tg/cg bisexual couple looking for a third wheel?

or a woman with a strap on?



Well cuckolding is usually about another man having sex with a married woman while the husband watches. That doesn't seem to match his kink.

You're forgetting about the most important part, the fluffing.

 

[MIMIC]

Hrmmm...maybe someone here has advice for this fellow? Cause I got nothing.

 

[ronito]

(this is a fake name btw)

Hey GAF, my confession is I having been using craigslist to get casual sex since it has been so easy. I'm not really sure what prompted to start in the first place but I put up a ad one day saying I was looking for some casual fun or something similar and it went from there. I didn't have much success at first and mainly just got spam. I put up a few more ads this time mentioning I like 'larger' or 'BBW' women and started getting some responses. One was from a girl who claimed to be a virgin, she sent me a picture (ok looking), she wanted to see my picture but she lived quite far way (around 90 min drive) so I told her I wasn't interested due to distance.

She said she was happy to drive to me and agreed to meet up close to my house. This whole time I was thinking she was fake especially since she agreed to drive the distance without seeing my photo. Finally the day comes and when I go to the place we agreed to meet she was actually there. We spoke for a bit then got in my car and drove to a secluded place (parents were supposed to be out but ended up being home). We made out, she was very nervous, she gave me head for a while but wasn't very good and we tried to have sex but it was too difficult in the car so we just kissed while I fingered her. A little while later I dropped her off back at her car and went home.

A few months after that she messaged me again asking if I could take her virginity but I turned her down. I was very surprised at how careless and somewhat desperate she was to drive all that way without even knowing what I looked like.

short version: virgin girl off craigslist drives 90 minutes to give me a bj and get fingered without even knowing what I look like

I have a few more similar stories to share if GAF is interested

Really? I thought all those craigslist adds were for prostitutes.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Really? I thought all those craigslist adds were for prostitutes.

It is. She was probably surprised she didn't have to pay.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

It is. She was probably surprised she didn't have to pay.

 

[disappeared]

Thigh high socks are the only ones for me. I hate wearing anything else. Fortunately they can be both classy and casual!

To see a gal strolling down the stairs, wearing just those...

 

[Pollux]

Can we all agree that yoga pants are the best?

Amen brother CHEEZMO. Amen

 

[Vermillion]

It is. She was probably surprised she didn't have to pay.

Masterful

 

[Hawkian]

Leggings and fishnets are awesome what are you guys talking about

Thigh high socks are the only ones for me. I hate wearing anything else. Fortunately they can be both classy and casual!

To see a gal strolling down the stairs, wearing just those...

The only even reasonably tolerable posts out of the last 100

 

[ronito]

I guess some backstory is needed for this confession, I have been going to college for a couple of years now in the midwest. I am currently a senior and am heading to an asian country for school next year. Freshman year I met a girl and hung out with her constantly for the whole year, she was a year long exchange student from this country i am heading to. We spent so much time together and were really close. Right before she left I told her i loved her, she responded asking that we please keep in touch. Fast forward 2 years later, we messaged about every 2-3 months and on birthdays and stuff.

Now for the confession, when she was here we kissed and messed around alot, but she had/still has a boyfriend. I think about it all the time and feel super guilty and to top it off. I dont really know why im going to the asian country anymore, if its to see her, or if its genuine interest in the culture. Sort of a second confession I suppose due to this study abroad being iffy on my intentions.

Before you say im creepy and stuff, she has asked me to visit, and seems really excited that I am heading to the country.

She seems like she's a playa and you're not ready.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

You're her boytoy, dude.

 

[ronito]

For some reason I think black people are much more down to earth, even though I've never known any black people (there are very few black people where I live). Is there any truth to this or am I just being racist?

oh dear.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

oh dear.