GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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ronito said:
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A few months back, I visited my younger cousins for the weekend. They live a few hours away from me. The second night there, I witnessed one of cousins get very drunk (for the first time). It was funny and silly at first... but then it began to get disturbing. Now, normally if someone is getting depressed or pitiful while drunk, it's no big deal to me. I've seen it before. But my cousin stated in his drunken stupor fairly clearly, "I would rape X." (X being his female cousin from the other side of the family, so not related to me.) The next morning he didn't remember a thing, but since I was sober all night, I did. That really creeped me out. While he doesn't remember and hasn't drunk much since then (he did some other stupid things and drunkenly talked about dumb things to his mom, so he was pretty embarrassed), it still really weirds me out. He's always been somewhat emotional and volatile, but this was clearly going into crazy town. I never told anyone, so I don't know why I'm sending it in here. Just a very bizarre moment.
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Oh I got you beat.

I went out with a group of friends, two of which were best friends. One of them, we'll call him Barry, is this huge muscular guy who has a hot wife but he just sets of the Gaydar like a RuPaul song.

Any who Barry was best friends with Bill, a totally straight, also married guy, since childhood. The two were a strange pair, Barry was like 6 foot 4 all muscle and terrifying, Bill was like 5 foot 8 and skinny. So anyway. My friends were a little tipsy after a night of partying. We're all hanging around in a friend's room and Barry's had way too much to drink. Suddenly Barry gets up runs to Bill, turns him around an pushes him face down onto the bed and starts dry humping him while roaring, "I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! YEAH JUST LIKE THIS! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY BITCH! HOW YOU LIKE IT UP THE ASS?!"

Somehow me and my friends manage to pull Barry off. Barry staggers out and passes out on the couch. The next day Bary claimed not to remember anything and Bill just dismissed the whole thing as "Barry just being Barry."

Strange. Very strange.
 
ronito said:
Oh I got you beat.

I went out with a group of friends, two of which were best friends. One of them, we'll call him Barry, is this huge muscular guy who has a hot wife but he just sets of the Gaydar like a RuPaul song.

Any who Barry was best friends with Bill, a totally straight, also married guy, since childhood. The two were a strange pair, Barry was like 6 foot 4 all muscle and terrifying, Bill was like 5 foot 8 and skinny. So anyway. My friends were a little tipsy after a night of partying. We're all hanging around in a friend's room and Barry's had way too much to drink. Suddenly Barry gets up runs to Bill, turns him around an pushes him face down onto the bed and starts dry humping him while roaring, "I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! YEAH JUST LIKE THIS! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY BITCH! HOW YOU LIKE IT UP THE ASS?!"

Somehow me and my friends manage to pull Barry off. Barry staggers out and passes out on the couch. The next day Bary claimed not to remember anything and Bill just dismissed the whole thing as "Barry just being Barry."

Strange. Very strange.
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I guess some backstory is needed for this confession, I have been going to college for a couple of years now in the midwest. I am currently a senior and am heading to an asian country for school next year. Freshman year I met a girl and hung out with her constantly for the whole year, she was a year long exchange student from this country i am heading to. We spent so much time together and were really close. Right before she left I told her i loved her, she responded asking that we please keep in touch. Fast forward 2 years later, we messaged about every 2-3 months and on birthdays and stuff.

Now for the confession, when she was here we kissed and messed around alot, but she had/still has a boyfriend. I think about it all the time and feel super guilty and to top it off. I dont really know why im going to the asian country anymore, if its to see her, or if its genuine interest in the culture. Sort of a second confession I suppose due to this study abroad being iffy on my intentions.

Before you say im creepy and stuff, she has asked me to visit, and seems really excited that I am heading to the country.
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So to sum up this confession...

You made out with an exchange student with a boyfriend in college.
And you're feeling guilty.
Sweet.

And what is creepy about seeing her now? There must be something because you assumed we would find you creepy.
 
CriginsMcJuggs said:
So to sum up this confession...

You made out with an exchange student with a boyfriend in college.
And you're feeling guilty.
Sweet.

And what is creepy about seeing her now? There must be something because you assumed we would find you creepy.
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Maybe he still wants to get with her despite her dating that dude and his guilt has transformed into shame. I wonder how she thinks of him.
 
Well, here is my confession. It's something that I got the courage to send after seeing so many people with similar thoughts and stuff.

For the last 3 years, I've been happily married. I love my wife with all my heart and can't imagine the thought of living without her or our children. However, for like the last 2 years, I've had this secret. I constantly fantasize about having sex with her sisters. It's probably the stupidest thing ever, given that I am happily married, and all of them are married to. But there is just something about them that sexually attracts me to them. It's made worse by the fact that I have them all as friends on Facebook, and sometimes I'll go on their profile and masturbate to pictures of them, usually the most revealing or provocative ones, but I've done it with some normal shots as well. It's more of a fucked up fantasy than anything, because I know I would never cheat on my wife if given the chance, and less so with her sisters, but yeah...can't help but fantasize with them.
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I started reading this confession and was like "Huh, that's not so bad at allllllloooh-ok. Yeah. That's bad."
 
I do that with one of my coworkers. I wish I can post some of the Facebook pics I jerk off to.
 
ronito said:
Oh I got you beat.

I went out with a group of friends, two of which were best friends. One of them, we'll call him Barry, is this huge muscular guy who has a hot wife but he just sets of the Gaydar like a RuPaul song.

Any who Barry was best friends with Bill, a totally straight, also married guy, since childhood. The two were a strange pair, Barry was like 6 foot 4 all muscle and terrifying, Bill was like 5 foot 8 and skinny. So anyway. My friends were a little tipsy after a night of partying. We're all hanging around in a friend's room and Barry's had way too much to drink. Suddenly Barry gets up runs to Bill, turns him around an pushes him face down onto the bed and starts dry humping him while roaring, "I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! YEAH JUST LIKE THIS! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY BITCH! HOW YOU LIKE IT UP THE ASS?!"

Somehow me and my friends manage to pull Barry off. Barry staggers out and passes out on the couch. The next day Bary claimed not to remember anything and Bill just dismissed the whole thing as "Barry just being Barry."

Strange. Very strange.
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Wow. No one pulled out their camera phone to record as evidence? =p

Copernicus said:
Anybody bigballed enough to start posting real confessions straight in the thread?

1:1 idgaf
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No, lol.

But like someone already said, the "good" ones are supposed to be anonymous.

Anonymous venting, ftw.

ronito said:
I started reading this confession and was like "Huh, that's not so bad at allllllloooh-ok. Yeah. That's bad."
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Heh, I felt the exact same way.
 
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