Strangest things to happen in class

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4th grade: Went to the bathroom; A kindergarten student pooped in a urinal. He just stood there not knowing what to do (with the poop sticking out of the urinal). Was very funny. I got an aid to help him out.

6th grade: A boy in my class (who was 2 grades behind) threw up all over a girl. It was disgusting. The puke was bright yellow and had a very strong acidic smell; it made the whole room smell bad since some of it went on the floor. The girl started crying shouting "ewww" and ran out of the room. We all had to leave the classroom due to the smell. Took about 40 minutes for the janitor to clean up the mess and get rid of the smell.

9th grade: During a math exam a girl got into an argument with my teacher. All my teacher did was give her the exam and she said "I'm not doing this... take it back." Teacher said, "Uhhh, you have to take it." Girl said, "No I don't" and then ripped up the exam and walked out of the room sticking up her middle finger at the teacher. The teacher then had to talk to the principal so a teacher's aid came in and stayed in the room for the first 30 minutes of the exam. It happened on a Friday. On Monday the teacher told the class that the student wasn't going to be in the class anymore and that she made a scene because her parents were getting divorced.

12th grade: A guy (who wanted to be a stand up comedian) started making jokes after school with his friends. Didn't hear what he said since he got on the bus. When coming back to school the next day, the security guards made all of the senior class stand up and open their lockers. They also made us remove everything from our pockets. It was then explained that the guy made jokes about a kid wanting to bring a bomb into school when he was on the bus. A lady on the bus called the school saying, "A student wants to bring a bomb into school". He got into a lot of trouble.
 
Az said:
I shit myself in middle of the class. 1st grade.
Took it like a boss and blamed it on the dirty kid close to me.

My friend fapped into a girls backpack in 7th grade. Parents were called, everyone got involved and he got counseling.
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Reminds me of the movie The Squid and the Whale where the kid faps and rubs it on a locker.
 
In 9th grade a girl rushed into the class spitting up blood.It was later discovered that she tried to sneak a razor blade in school by putting it in her mouth.
 
7th - Teacher had a seizure in class. Thankfully one kid ran next door to get help, nobody else moved a muscle.

11th - I was really sick with a cold and tried to stifle a sneeze in class. Farted really loud instead.

12th - The graduating class would spend the night camping in front of the school. After the cops were called (multiple,multiple,multiple times) they didn't allow that anymore.
 
Lionel Mandrake, your pretzel story was hilarious.

11th grade - The only story I can think of is there was this substitute teacher coming to class for the day. And somehow, someone managed to wedge a hypodermic needle between two swinging doors to one of the school's building entrances. When he was opening the door with his outstretched hand, he happened to put his hand right where the needle was wedged and the needle pierced right through his hand. Luckily for him, he wasn't infected with anything by that needle.
 
I got my hand stuck in a test tube rack in Science class when fucking around.

They had to get the technician in to saw it off. I also had to pay for a new one.
 
Liquidus said:
You are the boss to surpass the boss herself. I award you the title of Big Boss.
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Bio Science teacher hooked up her laptop to show some germ power point or some shit.

Blam! - Lady sucking a big fat horse cock on the 90" projector for the whole class to see.

She claimed it was her husband's friend that sent them a "funny" video.
 
Az said:
I shit myself in middle of the class. 1st grade.
Took it like a boss and blamed it on the dirty kid close to me.

My friend fapped into a girls backpack in 7th grade. Parents were called, everyone got involved and he got counseling.
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Speaking of faping, a couple kids a year older from me (around 5th or 6th grade) got caught masturbating on the 1st graders toothbrushes. Nasty stuff, but I think they got out with just a warning.
 
In 7th grade my friend kicked my pen out of my hand and it landed right in the middle of the teacher's cleveage... she was mad hot and she just kinda looked there for a second. Then we were brought to the principal's office where she was trying to make it that we planned it... I couldn't even keep my pen, it was a real nice pen too!
 
Oh, and its not an isolated incident but my German teacher that I had for four years in high-school was a 30-something woman with ADHD who was completely insane in the high-energy way that gets students to actually pay attention.
 
High school foreign language teacher was going through a rough time in his personal life (really shitty), and a lot of his classes treated him like shit. So he started flipping out in class, slamming stuff, flipping over desks, randomly yelling... weird and terrifying. Happened multiple times. Things got better later.

High school biology teacher was going to show our class some kind of video or presentation on her husband's laptop. Ended up accidentally showing us lesbian porn instead. We hated this teacher, so we wrote up a list of all the inappropriate stuff she had done over the semester and told the principal. Principal didn't care. Teacher still works there.

And to contribute to the pencil stabbing stories, I tattled on a girl in kindergarten once and she got revenge by stabbing me in the eye with one of those fat, eraser-less pencils. No lingering effects though.

In fourth grade during a test, I farted in class (I had to poop really bad) and it was very audible...a squeaky one. Everyone looked back at me. I immediately blushed and tried to blame it on the chair. Later I went to the bathroom and pooped so much.

And then there were the random hobos walking into classrooms...shootouts in the area...the usual for a high school in the ghetto.
 
Okay, I guess I have a few (lame) stories.

Once in fourth grade I farted in class. Entire class erupted. Teacher passed it off as it being natural.

Freshman year a guy I was sort of friends with punched me in the face over a slight joke. He didn't come back to the class after that.

Sophomore year I transferred to a new school. One of the first few days I was there a fist fight broke out in study hall over chocolate milk. My computer tech teacher broke it up by putting one kid into a full nelson.

Senior year a kid in my psychology class wrote a love note to our teacher. He claimed he didn't actually love her. He was removed from the class.

Watching a birthing video in college I fainted. When I woke up I got incredibly sweaty from embarrassment.

Poo stories:

On a field trip in sixth grade a special ed kid shit himself on a hiking trip. On the same trip we found Rugrats underwear a friend of ours owned covered in shit.

In eighth grade when I got food poisoning I shit myself before I made it to the bathroom. Luckily no one noticed the stench as I nonchalantly walked to the nearest bathroom to change.
 
In 9th grade I stepped in dog shit inside a science classroom. I'm pretty sure it was this girl's service dog. I was sitting at a lab station and hopped off my stool right into a pile of it hidden in the corner. Who expects to find dog shit in a school? I had to go around the rest of the day in socks.

In 10th grade a kid shit his pants in study hall and went around the rest of the day pretending he didn't.
 
7th grade
Food fight caused by some idiot who threw bagged milk at someone (we had bagged milk in California middle schools...it was weird). Thankfully my friends and I always ate outside near the music room and shop class.

9th grade
The neighboring biology teacher coming into our class saying, "Hey Goodman, I found your lesbian lizard sex tape" (we were learning about parthenogenesis that week)

10th grade
Two (stupid) students were caught having sex (cowgirl position but the guy is sitting in a chair) during lunch hour. He went on to get 15-20 girls pregnant by graduation (don't know if he graduated). This probably why our school is often referred to as Fort Fertile (school's real name is Fort Zumwalt South--there's also FZ West and East too so not sure if the nickname applies to all schools or just mine).

12th grade (good year for strangeness and awesome)
-AP Sociology teacher sang a terribly awesome version of Phantom of the Opera (he didn't know the lyrics)
-Photography teacher got so pissed off at student that he smashed a school camera right in front of her, left, and didn't come back until the next day
-Sci-fi/Fantasy/Mystery teacher came in everyday dressed as Sauron (just had the mask and cape) when we were reading the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings
-Every praying mantis egg sac hatching at once in AP Bio during pig dissection
-A slide of a dissected pig pointing at the liver with "This is not BACON, if you're going to screw up at least write sweetbreads, it'll be wrong but from a culinary POV, will be correct"
-Friends who took AP Chemistry got liquid nitrogen ice cream made by the teacher
-Cups filled with water on every step of all major staircases (4/6) for a senior prank
 
Oh shit I forgot the best one

When I was 15 all of the boys in our year got called into the gym for a talk with the headteacher (aka principal in the UK)

He announced to us in a very calm and normal manner that someone had taken a shit on the floor of one of the toilets and that this kind behavior was unacceptable

needless to say we thought it was fucking hilarious.

Also I pissed myself in class when I was 7 years old. In my defence I asked to go to the toilet and the teacher told me "you should've gone at break". I didn't need to go at break. I hated her.
 
- Kid tried to hang upside down on the basketball hoop, fell and cracked his head open - several ambulance came to school and the teachers tried to keep us from looking out the window since we were in about 1st grade and there was blood everywhere

-4th grade - we sat in squares, and this girl vomited on the other three kid's map books. Apparently these were map books that were specially made for our city and the school couldn't get anymore so they had to keep using the vomit map books. While the school tried their best to clean them up, the pages still were all water/vomit damaged and smelly.

-9th grade - a bunch of kids in my class ate contaminated sugar cubes out of the science lab

-12th grade - a 9th grader jumped out an open second floor window, ran away and caught a bus and hid out at the mall
 
Oh and Freshman year of high school I was in Spanish class when I saw a girl standing up modeling her boots. For some reason I asked "Are you looking at her boots?" A kid who used to give me a hard time asked "Did you say you wanted to look at your teachers boobs?" Everyone started laugh. I defended myself and was given the nick name boots.

Sophomore year of high school in another Spanish class a kid jumped out the window because the teacher wouldn't let us leave. Don't worry, it was at base level.

EDIT: Freshman year of high school in my Computer Teach class our teacher told us he was thinking about one of my classmates in the shower. He claimed it wasn't sexual.
 
A friend of mine would walk around the halls during and in between classes all throughout high school. He made it to the 11th grade before anyone finally caught on.
 
Final year at school some guy in my class received a hand job under the table by the girl sitting next to him. We all knew what was going on but the teacher was oblivious to it.

EDIT: Oh yeah, we had a bomb scare once...Was just some kid pratting about but meh, spent most of the afternoon on the sports field because of it so it was all good.
 
A kid in my class in 5th grade peed his pants. He stood up in the middle of the class, announced, "My thighs are sweating!" and ran out of the room, leaving a trail of piss in his wake.

Also, my friend from college who is now a teacher, caught a kid masturbating in the middle of class. He was in 8th grade.
 
TopHatCuddlefish said:
10th grade
Two (stupid) students were caught having sex (cowgirl position but the guy is sitting in a chair) during lunch hour. He went on to get 15-20 girls pregnant by graduation (don't know if he graduated). This probably why our school is often referred to as Fort Fertile (school's real name is Fort Zumwalt South--there's also FZ West and East too so not sure if the nickname applies to all schools or just mine).

12th grade (good year for strangeness and awesome)

-Sci-fi/Fantasy/Mystery teacher came in everyday dressed as Sauron (just had the mask and cape) when we were reading the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings
-Every praying mantis egg sac hatching at once during AP Bio during pig dissection
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In machine shop, a girl got her sleeve caught and it tore her shirt right off. I was across the hall, so when I suddenly heard a noise, turned around and saw her in her bra, I had to laugh. Turns out she cut up her arm really bad. And that's when I realized I needed glasses.

Oh, and I had two teachers kicked out due to "inappropriateness". One for looking at kids at the park, the other for doing female highschoolers in his office. In both cases, everyone should've seen it coming. The one guy was a weirdo and the other guy was the "cool" music teacher.

There was another teacher who would lose track of what he was saying and stare off in the distance for literally 10-20 seconds. It was weird.
 
-A kid shot himself in the head on school grounds.

-Two overtly large women were fighting over their green hawaiian punch can, each claiming it was their own. It resembled two bears fighting, as if it were part of an animal planet show.

-The HS newspaper (that I later became editor of) had an editorial (not representative of the staff) said this:
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It caused riots across the school. The Hispanics threatened to kill the white people. SWAT team came in since things were getting out of hand.
Mind you, the editorial was written by a Latina herself.

-A teacher was caught starring at breasts of several girls, several times, over several years.
Oh, he also had one testicle.
 
Oh, I just remember another from 7th grade.

There was this kid, let's call him Kyle, and he was probably the dumbest person you could ever meet. One time in science class, the teacher asked him what made a light bulb work and he said, completely serious, "Magic." Then another time, we went on a field trip and we went to a Toys R Us (this wasn't the field trip, unfortunately) and some kids had to drag Kyle out of the store while he was screaming that he needed to buy a Megatron toy. He also apparently only showered like once a month, if that. Like, once in English class, his pants fell down and we discovered he was wearing a pair of dirty adult diapers. And everyone in the class began to laugh at him after this.
Except for this because I have to wear diapers and it would feel wrong to do it
and he ran out of the classroom crying and we never saw him again.

Then I found out from one of my friends who had been to his house that his parents were basically trailer trash. Apparently crap literally covered the walls, there were beer bottles all over the kitchen floor, the kid's parents refused to buy him any underwear except for adult diapers, and the only toys he had were baby toys like rattles. Well, they did have a PlayStation, but the dad had put a piece of cheese in it.
 
Ah yes, back in

5th grade my friends in the cafeteria vomited in each other lunches and started eating them, they kept barfing and eating and the whole cafeteria smelled. Thankfully, I wasn't involved, but I felt like vomiting myself.
 
One French teacher who was already pretty unstable was given the 'stupid' class, and they would fuck around all class. One day we found out that he picked up a girl and slammed her into the door, then walked out of school.. never to return.

Two weed smokers turned up late to the final end of school exams and were chatting out loud. They were told if they wanted to talk they should leave. So they did. Just up and left in the middle of the most important exams you can take at school in England. Insane.

My favourite was during break time when we were walking through the hall right past the Head masters office. I tripped my friend as a joke, but he went absolutely flying and was embarrassed. One kid was laughing, and my friend was furious and asked 'did you trip me?' to the kid.. for some reason he lied and said yes (I guess to show off to his friends) and it just fucking erupted into an all out brawl. Both guys were cut wide open and there was blood smears all over the walls. The head master came out and tried to separate them, but they were going at it like two MMA fighters with 10 seconds left on the clock. Absolutely insane. When he came back from suspension I told my friend it was really me who tripped him and he just said 'oh'.
 
Not sure if these would categorize as strange, but at least one thing might be and the rest are kind of messed up.

- In junior high, a teacher got knocked out with a football and no one helped him for a good half-hour.

- In highschool, two janitors got arrested for dealing cocaine inside the school.
- In highschool, two senior students got into trouble for having sex with one of the freshmen at the same time in the school.

- In college, I actually missed the events of 9/11, which happened about two or more blocks away from my school at the time because I just didn't feel like going to my morning class(es) that day. Also, a girl that was in my class was never seen again after that day.

- In college (different school), during my pre-cal course, there was a bomb or some type of loud explosion that went off during class. No one seemed to care much about the sound/explosion and I was actually the only person that wasn't startled.

So yeah, pretty tame, compared to some of the events posted here.
 
Oh man, high-school fights between overweight American teens are always utterly hilarious, at least at my school. You'd have two or three guys running at each other while swinging overarm and bouncing off each other like bumper cars.
 
Year 6: Some guy threw trainers at the headmaster, another guy bit the sports teachers finger and someone hit a teacher with a shovel. Yeah year 6 was weird...
I'm in the UK if it matters, so we call it year instead of grade.
 
8th grade history teacher fired and arrested for using cocaine in the classroom during class time.

8th grade the color pink was banned because the trend of guys wearing pink polos was thought to be a symbol of gang affiliation.

High school ROTC teacher I knew pretty well and liked accused of having a relationship with a 17 or 18 year old senior student, shot himself.

12th grade, 5 students, one of them was like my best friend in 8th grade, accused of murder. They shot a meth dealer in the face with a shotgun in his home while robbing him as revenge for something.
 
- Pre school I farted and complained it came from my friend who sat beside me. It worked a couple of times.

- Second or Third grade I was late to the swimming class and I ran in naked and sat down beside a friend (girl) and she said to me "why are you naked?" and I looked down and was totally embarrassed of what happened. Everyone in class laughed at me for a day :(

- fourth grade we had a really big snow pile where every kid was digging and making tunnels. A friend of mine fell down and broke his nose and froth teeth.

- seventh grade someone left their bag with eggs and was there for over a week.mit smelled really bad in the corridors but nobody got caught :/

- In the eight grade I nearly got all my fingers chopped of when a big girl shoved me in to the toilet and slammed the door to close it.

- in last year of Gymnasium (as its called in Sweden) I opened a door to the toilet and a guy sat there shitting and it smelled really terrible. He closed the door after a few awkward moments staring at each other. Couple of hours later the teachers had to call someone to fix the plumbing in the exact same toilet the guy was shitting on.
 
phosphor112 said:
-Two overtly large women were fighting over their green hawaiian punch can, each claiming it was their own. It resembled two bears fighting, as if it were part of an animal planet show.
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Girl fights are fucking brutal, man. One broke out right in front of my friends and I in the hallway between class. One girl got on top of the other, grabbed her by the hair, and slammed her head HARD into the floor several times. A teacher saw what was happening and tackled the girl on top. I've never heard the word "slut" and "bitch" said so much in such a short period of time.
 
11th grade, after lunch I was standing at the locked door to Math and I was swinging my arms. teacher walks up behind me and I accidentally got a handful of penis. From then on until I graduated the teacher would say "quit swinging your arms, Robinson"

6th grade, had to hold the legs of some chick while we were doing sit-ups for physical fitness test. Everything was normal until blood started to soak through her shorts.

7th grade, teacher called on a kid to pass out papers, it apparently surprised him as he had jogging pants on and a raging hard on.
 
last semester we caked our physics department professors' chalkboards in what must have been thousands of pieces of ground chalk. i should have to dig up the pics.

in 5th grade some fat slob accidentally swallowed a whole hotdog. i gave him the heimlich maneuver and saved his life. we became friends.
 
A few more, though these are not crazy like some stories.

Someone's cellphone has "THIS IS SPARTA" ringtone. The phone rings in a middle of a psychology class, everybody laughed, including the teacher.

We are building computers on one class, suddenly we hear this loud bang. Someone's computer is smoking, apparently the power source got busted.

Chemistry, suddenly i see strong shadows in the wall before me, looking back, everyone is staring one guy (who is blinking), apparently he had managed to set fire on some magnesium or something that burns quickly and brightly.
 
This is one of those threads where I realize my school was like some middle class white utopia.

Oh, except for in 5th grade when one girl had a mental breakdown and smeared her feces all over the girl's bathroom. My last interaction with her was shaking her down for rent money in our fake economy unit.
 
When I was a junior in high school, I used an I.P. address tracker to catch our drama teacher's wife (who was our musical choreographer and worked for a neighboring school district) harassing her husband's students through Xanga. I didn't turn her into school officials or anything; just catching her was reward enough.

God, her husband sure did hate me after that.
 
during a psychology exam in college, with total silence, a dog wandered into the 200 person lecture hall, a girl screamed, i think a back door had been left open.

also, in the same lecture hall but a different 200 person class a girl had an epileptic seizure while taking an exam. the professor had left the room, and nobody did anything for a few seconds. people stirred and whispered and then suddenly a girl yelled "somebody do something!"

In Biology class at college the professor changed the syllabus around a few weeks into the semester. We would tackle Anatomy and Reproduction earlier than scheduled. she then showed what an ultrasound of a developing fetus looks like and...

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it was hers! she was pregnant and was using her pregnancy as example.
 
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