Dick move, imagine if it was the other way around. I bet he would do jail time.
Strangest things to happen in class
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I was in a political theory class once when this girl no one had ever seen before walked in at the back, walked all the way through the lecture hall to the table that was behind the professor, put three bagels on the table, and then just turned around left the way she came, all while the professor was still speaking. I think the psych department must've been trying to experiment on us or something, lol.
On the last day of fourth grade our pet hamster bled all over everyone and died while we were in a circle petting him. To this day I have no idea why, but it was five minutes before the day was ending, and pretty much our entire class got onto their buses weeping.
In fifth grade, a music teacher lost her mind, screamed at us, and threw a recorder (hitting a kid in the head). Luckily a plastic recorder doesn't do much damage, but it was still a WTF moment.
In ninth grade two kids got in a fight, and the one that lost ended up convulsing at the end of it (which was scary as hell). The same kid would go on to get his ass kicked multiple other times during high school (he was a douche).
In ninth grade a friend of mine set off a stink bomb (that got into the vents I guess) and the entire school smelled within minutes. There were reports of kids puking, and the whole thing probably would have needed to be evacuated if it hadn't been the end of the day already.
Other than that, not a whole lot went down.
In fifth grade, a music teacher lost her mind, screamed at us, and threw a recorder (hitting a kid in the head). Luckily a plastic recorder doesn't do much damage, but it was still a WTF moment.
In ninth grade two kids got in a fight, and the one that lost ended up convulsing at the end of it (which was scary as hell). The same kid would go on to get his ass kicked multiple other times during high school (he was a douche).
In ninth grade a friend of mine set off a stink bomb (that got into the vents I guess) and the entire school smelled within minutes. There were reports of kids puking, and the whole thing probably would have needed to be evacuated if it hadn't been the end of the day already.
Other than that, not a whole lot went down.
astroturfing
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- During my junior year, the Principles son placed a box that said bomb on it on a water fountain. A ton of policemen were called and we were all placed on the far end of the building. This lasted for an entire day. Eventually they evacuated us outside until they were done searching the building. The kid got arrested and didn't get in much trouble. If it was anyone other than the principles son, they would have been expelled. It was good to know that nepotism was alive and well in WHS.
- The same year, a druggy kid brought in a fifth in his backpack. One day we were told to clear out desk to watch a movie or something. He threw his back on the ground and the glass broke and the rum leaked everywhere. He cleaned it up using paper towels. Eventually the teacher noticed, and asked him what it was. The kid said apple juice. The teacher then called the Principle, and the kid got suspended for awhile.
- My freshmen year, there was this larger kid with pretty severe learning disabilities in my gym class. He committed 3 acts of sexual assault in one class period when we were playing capture the flag. I don't remember what his punishment was, but I think he eventually got suspended.
- In second or third grade, there was this kid who had exceptionally severe adhd. Probably one of the few people I've ever met who legitametly needed medication for it. Anyway, on days where we had a substitute, he would stay until attendance was taken, then ask to go to the restroom. He'd then sit in the stall for hours playing pokemon until someone realized he was missing. Honestly, it was pretty clever as the sub was to busy keeping us all alive to notice one kid was missing.
- My middle school reading teacher was a sicko. He apparently had a foot fetish, which was why we weren't allowed to wear sandles all of a sudden in the 7th grade. He told this one girl that she had a really nice ass and got fired a year or so after we got to high school. He then died a year later after getting e coli at the local taco bell.
- The overweight algebra/cheerleading coach got fired for sexting pics of her tits to a senior. She was really gross looking, and would always show the class how she could still do the splits.
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- The hamster story reminded me of our class having a hedgehog. One day, it's leg got infected and started rotting off and it chewed the rest off. Eventually the teacher said he took it the vet to get better but I'm assuming he just put it out of it's misery.
- The same year, a druggy kid brought in a fifth in his backpack. One day we were told to clear out desk to watch a movie or something. He threw his back on the ground and the glass broke and the rum leaked everywhere. He cleaned it up using paper towels. Eventually the teacher noticed, and asked him what it was. The kid said apple juice. The teacher then called the Principle, and the kid got suspended for awhile.
- My freshmen year, there was this larger kid with pretty severe learning disabilities in my gym class. He committed 3 acts of sexual assault in one class period when we were playing capture the flag. I don't remember what his punishment was, but I think he eventually got suspended.
- In second or third grade, there was this kid who had exceptionally severe adhd. Probably one of the few people I've ever met who legitametly needed medication for it. Anyway, on days where we had a substitute, he would stay until attendance was taken, then ask to go to the restroom. He'd then sit in the stall for hours playing pokemon until someone realized he was missing. Honestly, it was pretty clever as the sub was to busy keeping us all alive to notice one kid was missing.
- My middle school reading teacher was a sicko. He apparently had a foot fetish, which was why we weren't allowed to wear sandles all of a sudden in the 7th grade. He told this one girl that she had a really nice ass and got fired a year or so after we got to high school. He then died a year later after getting e coli at the local taco bell.
- The overweight algebra/cheerleading coach got fired for sexting pics of her tits to a senior. She was really gross looking, and would always show the class how she could still do the splits.
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- The hamster story reminded me of our class having a hedgehog. One day, it's leg got infected and started rotting off and it chewed the rest off. Eventually the teacher said he took it the vet to get better but I'm assuming he just put it out of it's misery.
man these remind me of a few more:
- In High school Sophmore English we had to act out the scene from Julius Ceasar where Caesar gets stabbed. There were 3 groups and all had the same scene it was to see how well you could readapt it. My group decided to do it as Caesar as the head of the Crypts and he got stabbed yo. Another group had a really dorky kid as their leader who decided to be as "historically accurate" as possible. They dressed in togas and sandals and their leader decided he'd play Caesar. So anyway we get to the scene where Caesar gets stabbed and this nerdling shouts "Et tu brute?!" And falls "dead" over a prop chair. Well, it seems he took the whole 'historically accurate thing' too seriously because when he fell over the chair his toga flew up and he was wearing nothing underneath. The whole class started laughing and the teacher called the exposed guy's name to get his attention (the dude was face down so he didn't know what had happened) and the guy seriously said, "Not now. I'm supposed to be dead." It wasn't until the teacher stood up and told him to cover himself that the guy realized what had happened.
- In High school Senior German we used to start each class by reading some stories out of a german newspaper. Someone brought in a story of a lady that was caught trying to smuggle in a bunch of sausage in her butt. And my teacher said aloud to herself, "Hrmm...as a woman I can think of better places to smuggle sausage." Then she realized what she had just said and turned completely red. The class went silent for a few seconds as it dawned on us what she had said and we laughed for like 10 minutes
- My old history teacher (and track coach) was fired for getting one of his students pregnant.
- In High school Sophmore English we had to act out the scene from Julius Ceasar where Caesar gets stabbed. There were 3 groups and all had the same scene it was to see how well you could readapt it. My group decided to do it as Caesar as the head of the Crypts and he got stabbed yo. Another group had a really dorky kid as their leader who decided to be as "historically accurate" as possible. They dressed in togas and sandals and their leader decided he'd play Caesar. So anyway we get to the scene where Caesar gets stabbed and this nerdling shouts "Et tu brute?!" And falls "dead" over a prop chair. Well, it seems he took the whole 'historically accurate thing' too seriously because when he fell over the chair his toga flew up and he was wearing nothing underneath. The whole class started laughing and the teacher called the exposed guy's name to get his attention (the dude was face down so he didn't know what had happened) and the guy seriously said, "Not now. I'm supposed to be dead." It wasn't until the teacher stood up and told him to cover himself that the guy realized what had happened.
- In High school Senior German we used to start each class by reading some stories out of a german newspaper. Someone brought in a story of a lady that was caught trying to smuggle in a bunch of sausage in her butt. And my teacher said aloud to herself, "Hrmm...as a woman I can think of better places to smuggle sausage." Then she realized what she had just said and turned completely red. The class went silent for a few seconds as it dawned on us what she had said and we laughed for like 10 minutes
- My old history teacher (and track coach) was fired for getting one of his students pregnant.
Tesseract
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temporary friends. i can't remember his name. he was slobbish though. guess i could've worded that better.
i really don't know how anyone can remember things from early childhood. all their details are lost to me.
Deified Data
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This is fucking genius.
picklecannon
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-In third or forth grade I once wore a shirt with little tiny holes all through out. Middle of the day I realized it and for some reason started freaking out because I had been 'naked' the whole day. Ran to the back where everyone hung their coats and tried covering myself up. I think I either calmed down or was sent home to change, can't remember.
-Another time in one of the earlier grades a special ed student ended up tripping over somebodies chair and hit her head on the floor. The whole room was instantly covered in a pool of blood.
-8th grade we discovered our teacher was wearing a thong after she bent down to grab some art supplies from the back cupboard. The rest of the day was just a bunch of us using up all of the supplies so she would have to get more.
-Another time in one of the earlier grades a special ed student ended up tripping over somebodies chair and hit her head on the floor. The whole room was instantly covered in a pool of blood.
-8th grade we discovered our teacher was wearing a thong after she bent down to grab some art supplies from the back cupboard. The rest of the day was just a bunch of us using up all of the supplies so she would have to get more.
lunarworks
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A couple from high school:
- A guy in my class accidentally lit his sweatshirt on fire, flicking his lighter, while we were reading Shakespeare. He lept over his desk, rolled on the floor, and ran out of the room.
- A student dropped dead, from heart failure, in the weight room. I didn't witness it, but word spread FAST.
- A guy in my class accidentally lit his sweatshirt on fire, flicking his lighter, while we were reading Shakespeare. He lept over his desk, rolled on the floor, and ran out of the room.
- A student dropped dead, from heart failure, in the weight room. I didn't witness it, but word spread FAST.
When I was in 11th grade we had an evacuation drill to go across the street. I was in an upstairs class right in 1st period, and when it started it smelled HORRIBLE once I walked in the hallway. Some guy shit while running down the stairs right before the drill started...nobody ever found who had that happen.
In 10th grade the school had multiple bomb threats throughout the year. One week I really remember was just a note in the bathroom that said "12 o'clock, kaboom" and we didn't get pulled out of the school until 12:30
|). Within the next few days there was a lockdown while police came to the school with a drug sniffing dog checking out everyone's cars in the parking lot and searching people in the school. Some kid got busted for a ton of drugs but the actual investigation wasn't regulated properly and he got off. My sister's boyfriend skipped this day luckily, because if he went he had a backpack full of shotgun slugs due to hunting right beforehand.
After the police search some of the teachers were on edge and some idiot freshman brought a fake gun with the orange piece taken off, planned to run at his friend's locker to hold it to his head. He ran towards a teacher who saw the gun, the teacher screamed and GRABBED A STUDENT AS COVER. He got in a ton of trouble and that teacher got fired.
In 10th grade the school had multiple bomb threats throughout the year. One week I really remember was just a note in the bathroom that said "12 o'clock, kaboom" and we didn't get pulled out of the school until 12:30
|). Within the next few days there was a lockdown while police came to the school with a drug sniffing dog checking out everyone's cars in the parking lot and searching people in the school. Some kid got busted for a ton of drugs but the actual investigation wasn't regulated properly and he got off. My sister's boyfriend skipped this day luckily, because if he went he had a backpack full of shotgun slugs due to hunting right beforehand. After the police search some of the teachers were on edge and some idiot freshman brought a fake gun with the orange piece taken off, planned to run at his friend's locker to hold it to his head. He ran towards a teacher who saw the gun, the teacher screamed and GRABBED A STUDENT AS COVER. He got in a ton of trouble and that teacher got fired.
1) Kid had a seizure and peed his pants or he peed his pants and pretended to have a seizure.
2) Teacher had porn in an email he opened while the projector was on. Claimed it was spam.
3) Teacher was fired for having child porn on his computer.
4) Teacher was fired for being accused of sexually molesting a student.
5) Teacher just up and disappeared one day.
6) A kid was kicked out of school because his father was a large donor to the school and he didn't want any of his illegitimate kids going there despite the fact that he got in on his own merits. Apparently this dude had fathered a few illegitimate kids.
7) Some teacher bragged about banging some other teacher who was probably half his age to a bunch of students.
2) Teacher had porn in an email he opened while the projector was on. Claimed it was spam.
3) Teacher was fired for having child porn on his computer.
4) Teacher was fired for being accused of sexually molesting a student.
5) Teacher just up and disappeared one day.
6) A kid was kicked out of school because his father was a large donor to the school and he didn't want any of his illegitimate kids going there despite the fact that he got in on his own merits. Apparently this dude had fathered a few illegitimate kids.
7) Some teacher bragged about banging some other teacher who was probably half his age to a bunch of students.
Devolution
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In 3rd grade I learned what seizures and being an epileptic was after one of my friends had one in class.
Power Glove
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Holy shit.
Mine are rather tame in comparison.
- In Grade 2 I was feeling sick and went to tell the teacher. She proceeded to lift me up by the leg, dangle me upside down and ask me if that was better. After she put me back down I promptly puked right there, in front of the entire class.
- Our elementary school was undergoing some expansion stuff at one point and one worker fell from the second story. He died the next day.
I just remembered one. There was this one dumbass kid in my gym class. One day.. right as I'm walking out of the locker room the lights kinda flicker. I think nothing of it.
Next day, at gym the kid has bandages on his hands. The idiot had wrapped a towel around a paperclip and stuck it in the light socket. Electricity lit the towel on fire, and shot through his fingertips.
The stupidest part? This is the second time he did it... saw him do it in science class personally.
Next day, at gym the kid has bandages on his hands. The idiot had wrapped a towel around a paperclip and stuck it in the light socket. Electricity lit the towel on fire, and shot through his fingertips.
The stupidest part? This is the second time he did it... saw him do it in science class personally.
In grade 10 science class. I started having the poop sweats in class, I could feel the very earth start to tremble under my cheeks. I was clenching as hard as I could, and a poop bubble snuck passed my clenched defence.
Everyone in the class started to gag around me, and the teacher told them to grow up and to stop being dramatic. Until she smelt my shit tornado hit her and she told everyone to open the windows and doors in the middle of winter because the smell was so bad.
To this day my friend gets blamed for this and not me.
Everyone in the class started to gag around me, and the teacher told them to grow up and to stop being dramatic. Until she smelt my shit tornado hit her and she told everyone to open the windows and doors in the middle of winter because the smell was so bad.
To this day my friend gets blamed for this and not me.
Close... I actually meant to say nepotism. been a long day.
5th grade- It was early in the morning and I was concentrating on holding the fart in. I succeeded for about 2-3 minutes before an unexpected annoyance arrived. It's called a Sneeze. And as I sneezed it forced the backed up air through the anal sphincter muscle at a rate much faster and louder than preferable. The effect was that of an audible sneeze accompanied simultaneously by a loud fart. The teacher yelled at me thinking it was intentional. My face was red with embarrassment and confusion and I remember keeping my eyes fixed on this class mate to my right for the rest of the class.
9th/10th grade- A girl's bowels gave out during the middle of an exam. We only knew because the nose knows. I can't imagine how awkward and ashamed she must have felt.
9th/10th grade- A girl's bowels gave out during the middle of an exam. We only knew because the nose knows. I can't imagine how awkward and ashamed she must have felt.
Adam Prime
hates soccer, is Mexican
Thank you for writing these incredibly pointless stories. They were entertaining!
1st Grade: Sitting on the toilet doing my business when the unthinkable happens. Somehow, even though I'm sitting on the toilet, I manage to coat the back of my sweatpants in piss. I sit there for a few minutes trying to think of what to do.
Eventually I get up and keep my butt to the wall so nobody can see. Someone comes up to me and says "Hi" or something, and my first response is "What? It's not like I peed my pants or something."
Master of Subtlety
Eventually it dried and nobody found out about it.
10th Grade: I printed out tub girl on every printer in our computer class at the end of the hour. Looking back on that, I'm amazed I never got in trouble. There were a few things in that class that would have gotten me in serious trouble with any other teacher I think. Luckily that teacher was very laid back.
I also animated two stick figures having sex. It starts out normal (doggy style), but then the guy starts going with no hands, and then finally it starts spinning like a helicopter rotor and flies away. Teacher never said anything, but I didn't eventually find out she could look at everything we were doing on her computer.
Saw a student punch a teacher at the end of my senior year too. That was pretty crazy, hadn't seen anything like it previously. Pretty sure the kid got expelled because he had problems previously.
Last but not least, my friends and I found out the guy who ran the chess club we were all in from elementary school got arrested for having child pornography on his computer. He taught the special ed class too.
Eventually I get up and keep my butt to the wall so nobody can see. Someone comes up to me and says "Hi" or something, and my first response is "What? It's not like I peed my pants or something."
Master of Subtlety
Eventually it dried and nobody found out about it.
10th Grade: I printed out tub girl on every printer in our computer class at the end of the hour. Looking back on that, I'm amazed I never got in trouble. There were a few things in that class that would have gotten me in serious trouble with any other teacher I think. Luckily that teacher was very laid back.
I also animated two stick figures having sex. It starts out normal (doggy style), but then the guy starts going with no hands, and then finally it starts spinning like a helicopter rotor and flies away. Teacher never said anything, but I didn't eventually find out she could look at everything we were doing on her computer.
Saw a student punch a teacher at the end of my senior year too. That was pretty crazy, hadn't seen anything like it previously. Pretty sure the kid got expelled because he had problems previously.
Last but not least, my friends and I found out the guy who ran the chess club we were all in from elementary school got arrested for having child pornography on his computer. He taught the special ed class too.
Chinpoko_Master
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In 7th grade, a kid in gym class shit his pants in front of everyone. I wasn't there to witness it, but the story goes that he was trying to see how badly he could fart and he ended up shitting his pants. Then he apparently picked his shit up and started throwing it around. No idea why, I guess he just figured that now that he shit his pants, he might as well roll with it and throw it everywhere.
He was actually a pretty popular kid too. After that, he will be forever known as "the kid who shit his pants." Almost everyone gave him shit(lol) for it and he was never able to live it down. I felt bad for him, but he was a giant douchebag and that incident put him in his place.
He was actually a pretty popular kid too. After that, he will be forever known as "the kid who shit his pants." Almost everyone gave him shit(lol) for it and he was never able to live it down. I felt bad for him, but he was a giant douchebag and that incident put him in his place.
In grade 6, it was a 5/6 split. And there was this girl named Bailey and her desk was on the way to the pencil sharpener, and when we went to sharpen our pencils we would pretend to trip every time we went by her. No one really complained and it was pretty funny, until the principal called her down to the office for bullying.
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
-In the 9th grade, I had an agricultural class, and my friends and I buddied up to the seniors and teaching staff which let us see and experience some things that other students weren't allowed to. One day, we were called by our teacher to take a package in the unused pig pen to the dumpster, and to be discreet about about it. It was already on the cart and covered with a heavy tarp. But curiousity got the better of us, and we decided to take a peek. And what was under the tarp was a rotting goat. dumping that poor creature while not letting anyone else know was pretty damn hard.
-our school would charter both the high school and the nearby middle school on the same buses. And some of the middle schoolers thinking they were protected by the teachers and busdrivers nearby would taunt and chastise the high schoolers walking by. One day as I got on the bus I caught this kid mocking a friend of mine, and he was dumb enough to just be hanging out enough to get snatched by him. The kid was screaming and struggling for his life while I held onto him and tried to convince my friend to let him go. All the taunting pretty much ended after that.
-our school would charter both the high school and the nearby middle school on the same buses. And some of the middle schoolers thinking they were protected by the teachers and busdrivers nearby would taunt and chastise the high schoolers walking by. One day as I got on the bus I caught this kid mocking a friend of mine, and he was dumb enough to just be hanging out enough to get snatched by him. The kid was screaming and struggling for his life while I held onto him and tried to convince my friend to let him go. All the taunting pretty much ended after that.
MrToughPants
Brian Burke punched my mom
Teacher getting an erection.
11th grade french teacher rubbing herself on me.
Substitute teacher hitting on me, my friend's aunt.
11th grade french teacher rubbing herself on me.
Substitute teacher hitting on me, my friend's aunt.
awfuli bet some bully asshole squeezed the poor creature too hard.
I think someone probably stabbed it with a pencil or something (squeezing would have killed it on the spot instead of it bleeding out all over everyone). At the time I didn't know what to think.
insert_username_here
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I was in the locker room before football practice, we had been playing in the rain the day before so our gear was still wet so a kid decided to piss all over some kids stuff when he wasn't looking. When the guy showed up, he put on the gear and wore it the entire practice without noticing someone pissed on it, but the entire time no one wanted to touch him. He was pretty confused, we never told him why. However he was one of those kids that didn't bring his stuff home to wash so after a week he became pretty ranky.
Lionel Mandrake
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In high school, I had a class called Agricultural Science which combined wood shop with.... farm shit. I don't know how common that is in other parts of the world, but in Alabama, it was a fairly popular elective. The class was in this building behind the school in the woods. There was an office for the teacher, a workshop, and a classroom. The class wouldn't have been so bad, if he we didn't have the most incompetent, apathetic teacher ever. He would wait for us to sit down, say something about farming and then go to his office, leaving us to just screw around for an hour and wreak havoc. Three teachers were fired in my history at that school. 2 for sex with students, and 1 for incompetence. This was that guy. The class was completely worthless. We did eventually make a birdhouse. But that's it.
The class was made up of six big tables, that sat six kids each. It ended up being divided by clique. There was the hardcore redneck table 1 and table 2. The preppy girls who didn't want to be there. The smelly kids, who always wear dandruff covered black clothes and are covered with sores. The football players, who would always leave class early and go who knows where. I somehow ended up at the stoner table, despite never smoking weed in my life. But they were cool guys. Real mellow, fun. Except one guy. The craziest son of a bitch I met in high school. This guy would walk in, sit down and lay his head on the table, until someone said something that would "trigger" his insanity. He did all of the following:
- Sodomized another kid a broom. I don't even remember what provoked it. I just remember him pulling the kid's pants down and chasing him with a broom.
- Taped a guy's hands to his face. This guy was sitting with his head in his hands. Then Captain Crazy saw a roll of duct tape and went nuts. He used an entire roll of tape. It took half an hour to get that shit off.
- He punched a window and shattered it. He immediately went back to his chair and acted like nothing happened. The teacher came in and asked what happened. Crazy guy said, "That was like that when we got here." .... "Oh, okay."
- He was always drawing penises. Like weird, distorted penises. He'd show them to us and have us critique them. Eventually he would sneak into the wood shop and make penises out of scrap wood. I don't what the fuck he did with all of them, because he had to have made at least a dozen, moderately sized dicks.
- He would come to class stoned out of his mind. This wasn't that unusual for this class, as there was a closet people would go to and smoke when the teacher wasn't looking (Which was always), but he was on something strong. He would drool, and stare off into the distance with bloodshot eyes.
That's just some of it. This stuff went on every day. I don't even remember all of it. I actually ran into the guy recently, and he was all cleaned up wearing a suit and shit. I had a double-take, and he just said, "Hey, man. How's it going?" Like a completely different person.
Another time, the teacher asked kids to bring movies to watch. We ended up watching Soul Plane. A bunch of rednecks in Agricultural Science, watching Soul Plane. What the hell?
And once, in the shop, I was sweeping up. It was just me, until this kid walks in. He looks at me and smiles, and he turns on a grinder. This big concrete wheel is spinning at a high speed. He looks at me again, and puts his goddamn finger on the thing. He falls to the ground screaming in pain. He broke his finger and was in a cast for a while. I was actually sort of friends with him. Never asked what he was doing. It all just seemed really odd.
The class was made up of six big tables, that sat six kids each. It ended up being divided by clique. There was the hardcore redneck table 1 and table 2. The preppy girls who didn't want to be there. The smelly kids, who always wear dandruff covered black clothes and are covered with sores. The football players, who would always leave class early and go who knows where. I somehow ended up at the stoner table, despite never smoking weed in my life. But they were cool guys. Real mellow, fun. Except one guy. The craziest son of a bitch I met in high school. This guy would walk in, sit down and lay his head on the table, until someone said something that would "trigger" his insanity. He did all of the following:
- Sodomized another kid a broom. I don't even remember what provoked it. I just remember him pulling the kid's pants down and chasing him with a broom.
- Taped a guy's hands to his face. This guy was sitting with his head in his hands. Then Captain Crazy saw a roll of duct tape and went nuts. He used an entire roll of tape. It took half an hour to get that shit off.
- He punched a window and shattered it. He immediately went back to his chair and acted like nothing happened. The teacher came in and asked what happened. Crazy guy said, "That was like that when we got here." .... "Oh, okay."
- He was always drawing penises. Like weird, distorted penises. He'd show them to us and have us critique them. Eventually he would sneak into the wood shop and make penises out of scrap wood. I don't what the fuck he did with all of them, because he had to have made at least a dozen, moderately sized dicks.
- He would come to class stoned out of his mind. This wasn't that unusual for this class, as there was a closet people would go to and smoke when the teacher wasn't looking (Which was always), but he was on something strong. He would drool, and stare off into the distance with bloodshot eyes.
That's just some of it. This stuff went on every day. I don't even remember all of it. I actually ran into the guy recently, and he was all cleaned up wearing a suit and shit. I had a double-take, and he just said, "Hey, man. How's it going?" Like a completely different person.
Another time, the teacher asked kids to bring movies to watch. We ended up watching Soul Plane. A bunch of rednecks in Agricultural Science, watching Soul Plane. What the hell?
And once, in the shop, I was sweeping up. It was just me, until this kid walks in. He looks at me and smiles, and he turns on a grinder. This big concrete wheel is spinning at a high speed. He looks at me again, and puts his goddamn finger on the thing. He falls to the ground screaming in pain. He broke his finger and was in a cast for a while. I was actually sort of friends with him. Never asked what he was doing. It all just seemed really odd.
I have way too many weird occurrences while in grade school...
Elementary School-
-The physical ed. teacher forced a weaker kid to do pushups while he made all of us to watch. The kid was weeping uncontrollably and we were all like "What an asshole..." Teacher later became the principal at our high school.
-A very obese girl was having an argument with her teacher because the girl kept saying she was a vampire and the teacher was trying to tell her she was human.
Middle School-
-History teacher almost choked to death on an apple. She ran out of the room and returned 30 minutes later like nothing had happened.
-Another history teacher was poisoned by two of her students because the teacher said Green Day sucked. The students put a LOT of Exlax in some brownies and the teacher ate them. I was in class when it kicked in and she kept going to the bathroom in the first 30 minutes of class until she just decided to stay in there for the rest of the day.
-I had a class with "vampire girl" and she took out a bottle of blood and poured it on her desk and started playing with it. We were evacuated and the mess was cleaned up. She didn't return to school.
-I was in computer lab sitting next to 2 dudes who were looking up porn and the teacher caught them. I was suspected of also looking it up but my history was clean (I was innocent). I later dated his daughter for a year and a half. He walked in on us fooling around when we first started dating... ughhhh...
High school-
A special education kid who was like 6 foot 7 and weighed 300 pounds grabbed a shovel and ran around the school trying to hit kids with it.
EDIT: In high school my engineering teacher set off a model rocket engine in class accidentally. He had some real nasty burns on his chest. His face was priceless haha. We also learned that the smoke alarm did not work very well in there.
Elementary School-
-The physical ed. teacher forced a weaker kid to do pushups while he made all of us to watch. The kid was weeping uncontrollably and we were all like "What an asshole..." Teacher later became the principal at our high school.
-A very obese girl was having an argument with her teacher because the girl kept saying she was a vampire and the teacher was trying to tell her she was human.
Middle School-
-History teacher almost choked to death on an apple. She ran out of the room and returned 30 minutes later like nothing had happened.
-Another history teacher was poisoned by two of her students because the teacher said Green Day sucked. The students put a LOT of Exlax in some brownies and the teacher ate them. I was in class when it kicked in and she kept going to the bathroom in the first 30 minutes of class until she just decided to stay in there for the rest of the day.
-I had a class with "vampire girl" and she took out a bottle of blood and poured it on her desk and started playing with it. We were evacuated and the mess was cleaned up. She didn't return to school.
-I was in computer lab sitting next to 2 dudes who were looking up porn and the teacher caught them. I was suspected of also looking it up but my history was clean (I was innocent). I later dated his daughter for a year and a half. He walked in on us fooling around when we first started dating... ughhhh...
High school-
A special education kid who was like 6 foot 7 and weighed 300 pounds grabbed a shovel and ran around the school trying to hit kids with it.
EDIT: In high school my engineering teacher set off a model rocket engine in class accidentally. He had some real nasty burns on his chest. His face was priceless haha. We also learned that the smoke alarm did not work very well in there.
parrotbeak
Member
Older kid who used to bully us a lot got his locker padlock covered in used tampon and shit on more than one occasion.
Listening to Biggie too much maybe?Lionel Mandrake said:
Leeroy3101
Banned
4th Grade-Kid faints and falls to floor after talking about blood and trying to find his pulse in science class.
5th Grade-Teacher would toss erasers and other objects at students if they weren't paying attention. Someone said he threw a basketball the year before but we weren't sure.
6th Grade-Teacher mentioned events happening in New York City may be the start of the apocalypse. This was also a private religious school as well. (It was the day of 9/11).
7th Grade-Same kid from 4th grade has the almost exact same thing happen during science. He knows what's about to happen and asks teacher if he can go "ly dow" on the floor.
9th Grade-English teacher makes "Craq Ho" the sequential letters on a vertical column vocab matching test. No, she wasn't one.
10th Grade-Friend snorts sour skittles powder during lunch like a line of coke. He was feeling tired and thought it would wake him up.
11th Grade-Pretty sure we accidently fermented beer type alcohol stuff during a biology lab. Our lab table and sink smelled like a fresh bottle of booze when we were cleaning out the test tubes. The teacher concluded that we did use products that are used to ferment beer.
12th Grade-Our math teacher was apparently involved in a DUI bust but was let off the hook. A bunch of kids in our grade and the one below got the text message that circulated. Didn't help that one of the kids in our class was the son of a cop, too. We go into class the Monday after the supposed incident and the son of the cop asks our teacher how his weekend was. The teacher responded "It was fine......" in a distraught voice. He seemed really high strung and apprehensive the whole next week or two.
5th Grade-Teacher would toss erasers and other objects at students if they weren't paying attention. Someone said he threw a basketball the year before but we weren't sure.
6th Grade-Teacher mentioned events happening in New York City may be the start of the apocalypse. This was also a private religious school as well. (It was the day of 9/11).
7th Grade-Same kid from 4th grade has the almost exact same thing happen during science. He knows what's about to happen and asks teacher if he can go "ly dow" on the floor.
9th Grade-English teacher makes "Craq Ho" the sequential letters on a vertical column vocab matching test. No, she wasn't one.
10th Grade-Friend snorts sour skittles powder during lunch like a line of coke. He was feeling tired and thought it would wake him up.
11th Grade-Pretty sure we accidently fermented beer type alcohol stuff during a biology lab. Our lab table and sink smelled like a fresh bottle of booze when we were cleaning out the test tubes. The teacher concluded that we did use products that are used to ferment beer.
12th Grade-Our math teacher was apparently involved in a DUI bust but was let off the hook. A bunch of kids in our grade and the one below got the text message that circulated. Didn't help that one of the kids in our class was the son of a cop, too. We go into class the Monday after the supposed incident and the son of the cop asks our teacher how his weekend was. The teacher responded "It was fine......" in a distraught voice. He seemed really high strung and apprehensive the whole next week or two.
Prophet Steve
Member
I have something like that too. Every time I think about my body, may it be skin, bones or blood I get pretty uncomfortable and move around on my chair. Which is kinda annoying, since I do enjoy Biology. I don't get ill or something though.
AKingNamedPaul
I am Homie
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I just want to thank you as well for that Pretzel post.
Jake Tower
Banned
8th grade: I got in a fight during gym class. Fight ended when I DDT'ed the kid on the wood floor.
We had a teacher in the first year of high school who had a real love/hate relationship with us. She was usually normal, but some times she would explode in a flaming rage and shout at us for the rest of the class, or storm out and be gone for the rest of the day. It was usually some small argument that ticked her off. Other times, she was the complete opposite and loved us. Baked huge, delicious chocolate cakes for us, for example. Once, she invited the whole class home to her apartment, and we sat around in her living room watching Easy Rider and eating cake instead of being at school.
In the 9th grade, these two kids hated each other. One was a fat, rich computer whiz who always had the latest computers and programs (he started his own successful computer business a few years later). The other was a sickly, completely humourless guy who didn't get along with anybody, and who grew up in a very religious family. The computer guy manipulated a photo of the other guy, putting his head on the body of a naked woman. Then he printed out tons of copies and plastered them all over school. He was the only one with the know-how back then, so the teachers knew it was him at once. I'm not sure what happened to him, but he didn't get expelled, probably since he was one of the best students. And rich.
In 6th grade, some kids in my class found a used condom outside and took it in to show the teacher. She explained roughly what it was, and threw it away acting as if it were a highly toxic thing.
And then there was the unruly kid in 5th grade who didn't believe the teacher when he taught us that the angles of a triangle always add up to 180 degrees. The kid refused to accept this, and spent a long, hilarious time trying to disprove it on the blackboard.
And the time in 5th grade when someone asked our strict, prim art teacher what sex is. She gave us a terrible, stuttering explanation about putting things into funnels.
PS: The pretzel post cannot possibly be topped.
In the 9th grade, these two kids hated each other. One was a fat, rich computer whiz who always had the latest computers and programs (he started his own successful computer business a few years later). The other was a sickly, completely humourless guy who didn't get along with anybody, and who grew up in a very religious family. The computer guy manipulated a photo of the other guy, putting his head on the body of a naked woman. Then he printed out tons of copies and plastered them all over school. He was the only one with the know-how back then, so the teachers knew it was him at once. I'm not sure what happened to him, but he didn't get expelled, probably since he was one of the best students. And rich.
In 6th grade, some kids in my class found a used condom outside and took it in to show the teacher. She explained roughly what it was, and threw it away acting as if it were a highly toxic thing.
And then there was the unruly kid in 5th grade who didn't believe the teacher when he taught us that the angles of a triangle always add up to 180 degrees. The kid refused to accept this, and spent a long, hilarious time trying to disprove it on the blackboard.
And the time in 5th grade when someone asked our strict, prim art teacher what sex is. She gave us a terrible, stuttering explanation about putting things into funnels.
PS: The pretzel post cannot possibly be topped.
Had some crazy stuff during my school year but one really weird thing stood out. I was in an English class in high school when one of the students raised there hand and told the teacher their neck hurt. Teacher calls the kid over and proceeds to get the student to go on their knees while he gives the kid a neck massage. I thought it was really weird and so did my friends but no one else really thought anything of it. It just seemed really fucking weird,
Leeroy3101
Banned
Oh, just thought of another.
11th Grade-Kid in our gym class was very tech savy. He worked in the school's computer lab during study halls and whatnot. He was also part of the school's Cisco class which trained him to be a Cisco tech.
Well, our school had a electronic bulletin board at the front of the school which scrolled through different messages. This kid got bored one day and decided it'd be fun to play around with the sign. He ended up typing up and broadcasted a few messages of his own. One stated that he had a big penis. The other message ended up being about a girl on the swim team who he stated was "an easy lay". I never saw the messages myself but he never came back to school after that.
11th Grade-Kid in our gym class was very tech savy. He worked in the school's computer lab during study halls and whatnot. He was also part of the school's Cisco class which trained him to be a Cisco tech.
Well, our school had a electronic bulletin board at the front of the school which scrolled through different messages. This kid got bored one day and decided it'd be fun to play around with the sign. He ended up typing up and broadcasted a few messages of his own. One stated that he had a big penis. The other message ended up being about a girl on the swim team who he stated was "an easy lay". I never saw the messages myself but he never came back to school after that.
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Maddocks
Member
I remember two stories from highschool like they happened yesterday.
1. I had gym with a friend, that week we playing soccer. I'm goaltender and my friend was goaltender for the other team but on a different field. All of a sudden I hear this very loud scream I look over and its my friend on the ground. He dislocated his knee cap. I remember running over to him and seeing his knee cap on the side of his knee and everyone is shocked. the teacher asks 2 students to go to the office(at the other end of the school) He picks me and my other friend. We make it to the office and help arrives. dude was in a cast for the next 2 months for it and everyone made fun of him breaking his knee while standing around doing nothing.
2. I was walking in the halls one day, I was late to my class so the halls empty, I knew the security detail so I knew I wouldn't get caught and end up on trash detail for being late. My friend at the time runs up to me randomly and is,"oh hey, whats up want to see something cool?" I say sure. He opens his backpack and shows me a gun. The man took a loaded gun to school and didn't even put it in his main backpack, he put it in the zipper part where you put pens. If anyone opened it up to get a pen from him the gun would be seen. I didn't say shit about because I didn't want to be the first victim when he decided to take students out. But the next day a story broke that someone almost died in a drive by shooting. The guy who had the gun used it in a drive by(he missed the guy and only hit the building) but the nerve of the guy, he showed up to school the next day. Cops busted him and took him out of the school. Last I heard he was still in jail for attempted murder.
1. I had gym with a friend, that week we playing soccer. I'm goaltender and my friend was goaltender for the other team but on a different field. All of a sudden I hear this very loud scream I look over and its my friend on the ground. He dislocated his knee cap. I remember running over to him and seeing his knee cap on the side of his knee and everyone is shocked. the teacher asks 2 students to go to the office(at the other end of the school) He picks me and my other friend. We make it to the office and help arrives. dude was in a cast for the next 2 months for it and everyone made fun of him breaking his knee while standing around doing nothing.
2. I was walking in the halls one day, I was late to my class so the halls empty, I knew the security detail so I knew I wouldn't get caught and end up on trash detail for being late. My friend at the time runs up to me randomly and is,"oh hey, whats up want to see something cool?" I say sure. He opens his backpack and shows me a gun. The man took a loaded gun to school and didn't even put it in his main backpack, he put it in the zipper part where you put pens. If anyone opened it up to get a pen from him the gun would be seen. I didn't say shit about because I didn't want to be the first victim when he decided to take students out. But the next day a story broke that someone almost died in a drive by shooting. The guy who had the gun used it in a drive by(he missed the guy and only hit the building) but the nerve of the guy, he showed up to school the next day. Cops busted him and took him out of the school. Last I heard he was still in jail for attempted murder.
Never had the teacher myself but in my first year of high school, there was this English teacher who must have had severe narcolepsy because a lot of students in our year would say that she would fall asleep mid-sentence and they'd put a movie on the TV when she was out.
In middle school there was this incident where the class flirt and a couple of the badboys had a game of pantsing. She would try to pants them and they tried to pull off her panties. The two guys got expelled but not the girl.
This same girl started to dance on her desk during the "shake it" part of OutKat's Hey Ya and a bunch of the male students (including me) started waving dollars at her.
In this middle school we shared three main teachers from 6th year to 8th. We would get one as the homeroom and get the other as we moved up. Our 7th grade teacher was great. He taught us about evolution by showing us the 2001 movie, Evolution, volcanoes by showing us Dante's Peak, and Hurricanes by showing us The Perfect Storm. I mean he taught us using textbooks too but we'd always top it off with a movie. Like we got to see Schindler's List after learning about WWII.
He was great. When we were learning about the Romans we spent a week on the Tetsudo formation. Basically he told us to make our own armors and shields and after the week was over we got to have a mock war where he'd throw pillows and boxes while we walked under our shields.
Looking at it now, how he tested our shields was pretty stupid. He basically threw a pocket knife at our shield. It was really unnecessary since we weren't going to be stabbing one another and for me personally, I could have almost gotten him fired. My shield barely thick enough for the knife not to penetrate all the way but when he threw it, I felt it poke my hand through the cardboard. That could have gotten really bad for the both of us.
In 6th grade we saw our homeroom teacher flirting with one of the lower grade's moms during lunch. We started egging him on about him flirting (not in a mean fashion) and after lunch he went on a huge tirade about how we were pervs. I used to see him around with this mom after I graduated so he definitely had to have been flirting and he was probably worried that we blew his chances.
In middle school there was this incident where the class flirt and a couple of the badboys had a game of pantsing. She would try to pants them and they tried to pull off her panties. The two guys got expelled but not the girl.
This same girl started to dance on her desk during the "shake it" part of OutKat's Hey Ya and a bunch of the male students (including me) started waving dollars at her.
In this middle school we shared three main teachers from 6th year to 8th. We would get one as the homeroom and get the other as we moved up. Our 7th grade teacher was great. He taught us about evolution by showing us the 2001 movie, Evolution, volcanoes by showing us Dante's Peak, and Hurricanes by showing us The Perfect Storm. I mean he taught us using textbooks too but we'd always top it off with a movie. Like we got to see Schindler's List after learning about WWII.
He was great. When we were learning about the Romans we spent a week on the Tetsudo formation. Basically he told us to make our own armors and shields and after the week was over we got to have a mock war where he'd throw pillows and boxes while we walked under our shields.
Looking at it now, how he tested our shields was pretty stupid. He basically threw a pocket knife at our shield. It was really unnecessary since we weren't going to be stabbing one another and for me personally, I could have almost gotten him fired. My shield barely thick enough for the knife not to penetrate all the way but when he threw it, I felt it poke my hand through the cardboard. That could have gotten really bad for the both of us.
In 6th grade we saw our homeroom teacher flirting with one of the lower grade's moms during lunch. We started egging him on about him flirting (not in a mean fashion) and after lunch he went on a huge tirade about how we were pervs. I used to see him around with this mom after I graduated so he definitely had to have been flirting and he was probably worried that we blew his chances.
double jump
you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
My kids will be home schooled after reading threw these.
-10th grade a guy got a history book thrown at his face.
- 10th grade in gym glass a guy got uppercuted in the nuts for calling other student gay. He had to go to hospital after and it was rumored that he lost one of his testicles.
-10th grade a guy got a history book thrown at his face.
- 10th grade in gym glass a guy got uppercuted in the nuts for calling other student gay. He had to go to hospital after and it was rumored that he lost one of his testicles.
In college, some prick would take a dump in the men's washroom grab the poo and smear it all over the stall walls. My friend and I believed we were catching the guy in the act one time cause we walked in and it reaked like an open septic tank.
My friend bent down to see if anyone was in the stalls and saw toilet paper all over the ground with someone in there. We called security but they did nothing, they said they couldn't do anything until the guy got out of the stall, which took another 30 some minutes after security got there(we assumed he was cleaning the stall in this time).
The random guy was dubbed "Poocaso".
My friend bent down to see if anyone was in the stalls and saw toilet paper all over the ground with someone in there. We called security but they did nothing, they said they couldn't do anything until the guy got out of the stall, which took another 30 some minutes after security got there(we assumed he was cleaning the stall in this time).
The random guy was dubbed "Poocaso".
ShipTheCheese
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Me reading this thread:
Seriously, some of these stories. What the fuck man.
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Seriously, some of these stories. What the fuck man.
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