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[LaserBuddha]

11th grade, after lunch I was standing at the locked door to Math and I was swinging my arms. teacher walks up behind me and I accidentally got a handful of penis. From then on until I graduated the teacher would say "quit swinging your arms, Robinson"

Your teacher saw what you were doing and placed his penis in the trajectory of your hand.

I think you were molested.

 

[ultron87]

- Band director comes into the band room where a bunch of seniors and juniors with leadership positions in the band were hanging out before class started. He asks for some volunteers to go grab some stuff from the field which was on the other side of the school. As it was the morning and teenagers are lazy, everyone either a)pretends to not hear him or b) really quickly walks out of the room and runs down the hall. As someone runs past him you can just see the rage boil up within him as he grabs the door and slams it shut.

As it slams shut the glass window on the door shatters and falls all over the ground. He looks at it once with an entirely straight face, doesn't say a word, and walks into his office.

- One time someone brought a chocolate cream pie to a practice. When it didn't get finished someone stuffed it in a locker. Two weeks later someone remembered it was in there and dared someone else to eat it. He did and was shockingly fine. An hour later in the middle of practice he gets horribly horribly sick.

- Several of my friends were responsible for launching a school wide investigation into and eventual lockdown of Internet usage after looking up Goatse and Lemon Party on a classroom computer during a break.

 

[Princess Viola]

I'm sorry but I laughed out loud at this.

According to my friend, it was a circle shaped piece of cheese. Maybe the dad thought it was a game.

 

[thomaser]

Strangest, probably a kid in 1st grade came out of the bathroom complete nude. I believe it was because some kids dared him too.

I went out of the bathroom completely nude once when we were in the swimming hall. Third or fourth grade. I forgot to put on my trunks, and had them in my hand as I went over to the class. The girls started screaming, and the teacher started screaming, and I gradually understood. Went back and changed, and came out again like nothing had happened.

 

[JumpingTheGun]

6th grade: A notorious easy 8th grade female gave a blowjob to a fellow student one morning in the cafeteria where everyone hung out before going to homeroom. My English teacher that day was in a righteously foul mood because of it. I guess she just hated sucking dick or something.

7th grade: 8 foot tall (thats what it seemed like to me at the time) super athletic kid trips this other really annoying kid running down the hall so hard he literally flew about 15 yards before hitting the ground.

10th grade: I had a kid in my Bio class that would regularly moon our teacher. Thing is, he was a small dude with a really hairy ass and he would always climb on top of the lab table and do it so it looked like a large chimp was flashing his sasquatch ass at this little old woman every day.

10th grade: Ultimate sporty douchebag ate out this chick during a party while she was smack dab in the middle of her period. Apparently he ran out of the bedroom with blood around his mouth and shit. Everyone called him "26 Red' after that. I was so happy. I really couldn't stand the guy.

Ill post more if I can think of anything else..

 

[Jo Shishido's Cheeks]

Quite a lot thinking about it but I guess the strangest is the fact that my old PE teacher is now a convicted pedophile and in prison.
I remember not batting an eyelid when I heard because my next door neighbour at the time (where I was living opposite a children's park) had previously done jail time for pedophilia.

 

[Bgamer90]

also, in the same lecture hall but a different 200 person class a girl had an epileptic seizure while taking an exam. the professor had left the room, and nobody did anything for a few seconds. people stirred and whispered and then suddenly a girl yelled "somebody do something!"

.

I read this and then realized that this happened in my one of my geology classes when I was in college.

Girl had a seizure during my professor's lecture. Scared the whole class. When she stopped she said that she was "feeling okay" but the professor said, "No, I'm going to get someone in here to help you..."

 

[The Technomancer]

Okay, this one is actually kind of funny: freshman year the construction shop teacher gets pissed off at these two kids who consistently don't pay attention to their work, in this case cutting some boards half an inch short. So he asks them to go out to "the storage room under the baseball dugout" to find a "board stretcher" and they actually do it. These guys spent like half an hour presumably looking for a door underground near the baseball diamond until class ended and he finally called them in while laughing his ass off.

 

[sullyj]

No fucking way.

Oh it happened alright. Tried to find it on the interwebz but nothing. It was all over the local and state news. Then when the national news show, "Hardcopy" showed up and it got real crazy. Out town was only about 5,000 people back then so it was a real big deal. This was around 91-92 I think.

 

[Perkel]

-Dude from other class in 7 grade got pregnant language teacher (old hag circa 45-50 then) amd since there is no legal abortion in my country (only rape or healthdanger) ones she gave birth.
- 11grade ? (17 years old) I got laid with some hot chick from club party to discover two days later She is our new math teacher. Was hella weird to study... since she was looking completly diffent (no makeup etc.) it was even weirder to speak to her. I recently discovered she got married to some dude gave bith and then she had car accident in which she got blind. Sad.
- My PE teacher in 6 grade was some sort of bald, angry dude wich hate us. After few years i discovered he was mayor football(soccer) star in my country in his better days. When he died there were ton of people coming to see him off.
- 5 grade. I got second place in kid marathon only because some dude brother was referee and give his brother ride with his bicycle (i saw that personally as he was laughting at me when they were passing me in bicycle) . After that i've beat a shit out of them both "gave" my second place prize (some sort of lego thing) and took his first place prize (some sort of crappy basketball ring for kids). After that ofcourse i had troubles but i was smiling all day.
- Dudes from 6 grade throw out of window all class equipment (desks, chairs etc) even their backpacks to not write test. The thing is it was 4 floor.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Nothing too strange ever happened at my school. I did however once at gym class kick a ball all I could inside (we weren't even supposed to play football) and managed to hit our fairly fat teacher who instantly went to ground and looked like someone on the edge of death. That was pretty hilarious but there was so much focus on her that I don't think they ever found out it was me, at least the they didn't punish me.

Edit : Oh damn, I forgot about like in one of the very first classes I was in, a kid was caught masturbating under the table in the middle of class. That kid was a fucking weirdo.

 

[Power Glove]

I went to a High School that had the confederate flag as its' official flag, and on the school logo there was a Yosemite Sam looking character dressed up in confederate garb brandishing a pistol in each hand and standing in front of the confederate flag.

During my senior year there, after years of controversy over having the confederate flag as an official school flag ( the NAACP got involved at one point), there were several new designs for a school logo made and put up for vote to replace the old design. The decision was made to also ban the confederate flag from campus and football games.

There were lots of people unhappy about this decision, most of them rednecks claiming that the confederate flag is just a symbol for southern pride and doesn't have any racial connotations. One guy though, a black student, decided to also protest the decision of the school board by coming dressed in a confederate flag vest and matching bandana one school day and marching around yelling "Can't you see? This is not about racism! It's about freedom of speech! They're taking away our freedom of expression!" No one knew if the guy was serious, but we all had a good laugh, except for the security guard that followed him around campus making sure he was safe and didn't disturb any classes with his yelling.

 

[Dalauz]

- In college a Spanish professor came into class and wrote "Pollo" on the board, started crying, said "I'm so sorry!" and ran out of the room.

 

[thomaser]

In the first year of high school, we had a computer class. This was shortly after the internet became available at school, and lots of people did not have computers with access at home, so we loved those classes. Needless to say, we all spent our classes searching for porn. Someone told the teacher to come see, and she looked at it all curious. Then she just said that we could look at whatever we wanted that day if we promised to pay attention the rest of the year. So we got ourselves a teacher-sanctioned porn day.

 

[Perkel]

I went to a High School that had the confederate flag as its' official flag, and on the school logo there was a Yosemite Sam looking character dressed up in confederate garb brandishing two pistols in each hand and standing in front of the confederate flag.

During my senior year there, after years of controversy over having the confederate flag as an official school flag ( the NAACP got involved at one point), there were several new designs for a school logo made and put up for vote to replace the old design. The decision was made to also ban the confederate flag from campus and football games.

There were lots of people unhappy about this decision, most of them rednecks claiming that the confederate flag is just a symbol for southern pride and doesn't have any racial connotations. One guy though, a black student, decided to also protest the decision of the school board by coming dressed in a confederate flag vest and matching bandana one school day and marching around yelling "Can't you see? This is not about racism! It's about freedom of speech! They're taking away our freedom of expression!" No one knew if the guy was serious, but we all had a good laugh, except for the security guard that followed him around campus making sure he was safe and didn't disturb any classes with his yelling.

Do every school in US have security ? In my country even the largest schools don't have any security (they don't need one)

 

[FairyD]

- In grade school the class prankster skipped class and then climbed to the top of a bell tower at a local church. When everyone finished school that day we saw him out on the tower with firetrucks all over the place.

 

[Emily Chu]

a room of 30-40 people all talking @ once then all of a sudden utter silence for 10 seconds

DEAD SILENCE

then everyone went on talking again

What the fuck was that ?

 

[Perkel]

- In college a Spanish professor came into class and wrote "Pollo" on the board, started crying, said "I'm so sorry!" and ran out of the room.

Marco !

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Nothing that weird ever happened at my school that I really remember.

Friend dropped his girlfriends class ring down the sink in the bathroom one day. It was more amazing to see how fast he moved. Jumped down and just yanked the fucking pipe open and the ring was sitting right there. Pretty amazing.

There was one girl in gradeschool who fell on playground equipment and apparently ripped her vagina apart. I don't have a vagina myself, but that thought still makes me squirm big time.

I went to a High School that had the confederate flag as its' official flag, and on the school logo there was a Yosemite Sam looking character dressed up in confederate garb brandishing two pistols in each hand and standing in front of the confederate flag.

During my senior year there, after years of controversy over having the confederate flag as an official school flag ( the NAACP got involved at one point), there were several new designs for a school logo made and put up for vote to replace the old design. The decision was made to also ban the confederate flag from campus and football games.

There were lots of people unhappy about this decision, most of them rednecks claiming that the confederate flag is just a symbol for southern pride and doesn't have any racial connotations. One guy though, a black student, decided to also protest the decision of the school board by coming dressed in a confederate flag vest and matching bandana one school day and marching around yelling "Can't you see? This is not about racism! It's about freedom of speech! They're taking away our freedom of expression!" No one knew if the guy was serious, but we all had a good laugh, except for the security guard that followed him around campus making sure he was safe and didn't disturb any classes with his yelling.

Shaking my fucking head.

Do every school in US have security ? In my country even the largest schools don't have any security (they don't need one)

No. Think only schools in bigger cities do. I know none of the ones around here do.

 

[The Technomancer]

Do every school in US have security ? In my country even the largest schools don't have any security (they don't need one)

Not all of them, it depends on the area. My school had 2300 students and we had three or four security guards who basically stood around all day and broke up fights when they happened.

 

[Liquidsnake]

I set fire to the girls bathroom as a senior prank. It was just enough to make the sprinklers hit. Flooded everything.

 

[UraMallas]

In high school, my class drove an English teacher insane. He was from Chicago, and had moved down into the deep south... for some reason. I honestly think he felt he was going to do a "Lean on Me"/"Stand and Deliver" thing with these backwoods, illiterate rednecks. It was just unrealistic. It didn't help that the guy was very eccentric. In a school where most of the faculty was passive, if not entirely apathetic, he would go full-on Miss Frizzle at times. He had little rhymes and alliterations he would say while teaching. He would randomly say short phrases in French when he got excited, and I think he was genuinely passionate.

The problem was, in reality, it doesn't matter how passionate you are, there's always going to be some stubborn, ignorant redneck who you're not going to get to. He couldn't control the class, because sections of it hated him. Every day there would be at least one point where the class would just become an uproar. Not chaos. Just 30 kids talking to each other, speaking loud enough to be heard over the others. He would always yell for us to quiet down and he would be drained for the rest of the class, like he was thinking "How could you all be so inconsiderate?"

The main source of contempt for him was the fact that we had a new story, play, novel to read every week. The idea of finishing Romeo & Juliet one week only to have to start up Great Expectations the next really got to some kids. There would be fights in class. "Some of us can't read stories every week BECAUSE WE HAVE LIVES!" or "I got football practice!" It didn't help matters that this was 9th grade in rural Alabama, and this guy was... a little effeminate, and inspired quite a bit of homophobic tension among some of the class.

He had it rough. His brother died suddenly, so he had to fly to Chicago for a week for the funeral. He had assigned us a story to read, that the substitute didn't give us the material for, so nobody read it, essentially wasting the week. He came back to discuss it and was furious that we hadn't read it, storming out of the room. The next day he acted like it didn't happen, and everything was normal. Then someone interrupted his lesson to ask what page of the book were we on. He started chuckling. He placed down his book and put his head in his hands for a moment of awkward silence. He goes on a brief tirade of how we're all awful and how he only wanted to help us, and we had no respect. Then he left. He left the school, and never came back. It was only halfway through the semester. The rest of the time we had a substitute who would just let us talk or do whatever, and maybe put in a movie.

I was pretty sad about the whole thing. I had an interest in literature, and this guy was actually pushing me to expand that. He was a nice guy, and I could never grasp why people hated him. I hope he's doing okay wherever he is.


In college, I was in a communications class. It was a presentation day, and everyone was waiting for their turn to give their report. Then as one of the people is going on about their subject, the professor just goes, "Oh!" We see that a girl has thrown up all over her desk and dropped her face down into it. It was unclear if she was passed out, cringing in pain, or what. The professor told us all to go stand outside the classroom. So we're all gathered around, looking inside, trying to figure out what's happening.

The professor says, call the nurse. And somebody else yells. "Someone go buy her some pretzels!" I didn't know what the fuck pretzels were supposed to do, but they said it with so much assured authority that I called back, "I'm on it!" And ran downstairs to the vending machines. There's like a line, and I'm pushing people out of the way, yelling "Emergency! I gotta get these pretzels!" I hit the wrong button, I get jelly beans or some shit. I think, "Will jelly beans work?" But that person specifically said pretzels. So I put more money in, leave the jelly beans and run back up with my pretzels.

As I'm running down the hall, I pass by some guys with an oxygen tank and first-aid kit, heading to class. I'm outrunning them, because I have it in my mind that these pretzels are essential. I get to the crowd and I'm all, "It's okay! I got the pretzels." Everyone just ignores me, and I'm kind of pissed, because they were a dollar. Not to mention the jelly beans. So the medic people come in and put her in the chair. I'm standing there with pretzels, like a jackass. They get her conscious and stuff. I try again, "Hey, give her these pretzels." Someone finally takes the pretzels and hands it off into the crowd. They wheel the girl out and take her to the elevator, and she's completely out of it, but I see that someone placed the bag of pretzels on her lap and she's clutching onto them, clearly unaware of what the hell they are. And the whole time I'm thinking "Pretzels were not as essential to this as people had me believe." Anyway, I was out $2 and I never saw that girl again.

Also, in high school I saw a guy sodomized with a broom.

This is a great post. I had to quote you and compliment you on it.

 

[Rokam]

Do every school in US have security ? In my country even the largest schools don't have any security (they don't need one)

It's becoming more common. I graduated in 2005, back then the school was extremely relaxed, visitors free to come and go. I had to make a delivery there a few weeks back and now you have to be buzzed in twice before being let in. And most schools now have a police officer that bounces between schools. I went to a relatively small school in a small town, around 500ish students total in the high school.

 

[Tesseract]

Okay, this one is actually kind of funny: freshman year the construction shop teacher gets pissed off at these two kids who consistently don't pay attention to their work, in this case cutting some boards half an inch short. So he asks them to go out to "the storage room under the baseball dugout" to find a "board stretcher" and they actually do it. These guys spent like half an hour presumably looking for a door underground near the baseball diamond until class ended and he finally called them in while laughing his ass off.

this is GOLD.

 

[tapedeck]

-This really skinny kid who was known for being kinda awkward and clumsy was reaching for something on the floor while seated in his desk in study hall. He was a couple rows over from me and I saw the accident waiting to happen. As he was reaching for his pen (or whatever the hell it was) the desk started leaning and it fell over on its side with him still seated in it. This was in the middle of a study hall room with probably 120 kids. Naturally everyone started laughing, he then proceeded to try to stand the desk up while still stuck in it and fell over again. The study hall monitor just sat there and watched too. After about a minute or so he finally deduced that trying to stand up while sideways on the floor with the desk around his waste was not working out too well. So he finally got out of the desk, put it back upright and then sat in it like a boss.

-Massive "Jocks" Vs. "Manson Freaks" brawl in the lunchroom (lulz)

 

[Scirrocco]

My school was pretty weak.

We had a couple of bomb threats from dumb kids just trying to get out of tests. It was pretty annoying, since the school HAD to call the cops and we had to stand outside in the Texas heat waiting for them to find nothing.

About the worst that happened was some kid from JROTC got arrested. Apparently, he was bragging about making a hit list.

 

[owlbeak]

In 6th grade, two girls were fighting in gym and one got thrown to the ground and she pissed herself.

The look on her face as the pool of shameful urine expanded from underneath her was priceless.

 

[phosphor112]

I knew a kid who shit his singlet during a wrestling match in high school. He still won and immediately waddled to the bathroom once it was over.

....do you live in Indiana? I know someone that did the same.

 

[Deified Data]

Had a brand new Geometry teacher from Taiwan in the 10th grade. First day in she starts crying in front of the class because she misses her home and family. It was super awkward.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

This is a great post. I had to quote you and compliment you on it.

I made a difference.

 

[Karsticles]

Strangest thing ever:
In high school physics my teacher accidentally dropped a board marker from his hand. It bounced off the floor and landed directly back into his still open hand. 'Twas the talk of the day.

PHYSICS!

 

[Princess Viola]

I made a difference.

You deserve a medal.

 

[Einchy]

Teacher's boyfriend broke of with her. She locked herself in class crying and wouldn't let anyone in, she was escorted out and then later fired.

I was pissed off about that since next year(or maybe the year after that) I would've had her and apparently she used to wear thongs and do things to show it off to her students.

She also had sex with a friend's brother.

[edit]

On the bus there was this 1st grader who liked to rub her vagina then lick her hand.

Girl in 8th grade her myself and three other guys her vagina for a penny. I think she was going all out that day since she took a bunch of naked pictures of herself with a stolen phone later that day. The kid who stole the phone was playing with it and was confiscated by the teacher. A student who past by the teacher's desk noticed it was her phone.

I wish I could've been there when they found all the naked pictures.

 

[MrPink93485]

I had a Finance teacher in High School who had previously worked at Berkshire Hathaway (so he said) and he was married and had a kid and all and one day, he's just gone. It turns out he had been using some system to get pictures of males at our high school with their shirt off (football players), and they would leave it in a locker, and then he would take the pictures and deposit some money for them. That was pretty bizarre.

 

[Golden Slumbers]

....do you live in Indiana? I know someone that did the same.

No, Virginia. That's a shame though.

 

[Goron2000]

last semester we caked our physics department professors' chalkboards in what must have been thousands of pieces of ground chalk. i should have to dig up the pics.

in 5th grade some fat slob accidentally swallowed a whole hotdog. i gave him the heimlich maneuver and saved his life. we became friends.

Best friends.

 

[Jenov]

In 7th grade my English teacher's husband died in a car crash while out of state on business. She broke out in tears every day for a week straight, but 1 month later was seen outside of school on a date with our History teacher. Turns out, the History teacher had divorced his wife (and kids) and remarried the newly widowed English teacher... it was very scandalous for a private christian school. They both got fired and we received new teachers in both classes.

 

[Bentles]

Lightly joke-punched a guy in the face. Like a harmless tap on the jaw. He went crazy. Thankfully my friends held him back because I had no intention of fighting him. He was crying and desperately trying to escape and attack me. I didn't get it. Interestingly I was supposed to sit next to him the next day but serendipitously we ended up moving seats that day.

Your normal "guy pees in class" story.

We had a teacher in high school who'd do weird stuff just to amuse us and keep us interested. He ate chalk and bubblegum off the desk and spoke in this weird way and told us how our mothers (and some of our fathers) eyed him out at parent teacher interviews. I nearly died laughing in that class.

 

[Martial]

I only have two.

In 6th grade I think, the most popular guy in our grade accidentally sat down on a pencil that was straight up in his chair. I have no idea how it got there, but I heard he had to go to the ER afterwards.

And when I was a freshman in high school we had this old lady substituting for class one day. One of the guys in class had a remote to the TV that was mounted to the wall in the room and hilarity ensued. He would change the channel and turn the volume all the way up, and she would go to turn it off and we would tell her not to bother because our classroom was haunted. This lady legit believed that the room was haunted because she never when down to the office to tell them during class. She just listened to what everyone was saying and we pretty much derailed the entire class which was and hour and 45 min long. I feel bad for what we did to the poor old lady, but man that day was awesome.

 

[YoungMandu]

University - Chengman happened. Random and hilarious.

 

[JumpingTheGun]

Second half of senior year I had a History teacher who sat in front of the class facing us and didn't teach history at all. Instead, since we were all already accepted into colleges, he would just play out and go into in depth battle scenarios between our colleges mascots. So one day there would be a battle between an Orangeman and a Lion. The next day would be an Irishman and a Sword. He would explain all of these in vivid detail as if he memorized some story he had written on it the night before. It was awesome.

 

[GhaleonEB]

We had a huge bruhaha in our cross town rivalry with West High (we were City High). Our student org had shirts made that read:

Wuck Fest, for the big annual football rivalry game, without the school administration signing off. Hundreds showed up to school that day and it did not go well; they all got sent home to change. I didn't buy one, alas.

I slashed my knee open while kneeling to tie my shoes on a piece of sheet metal that had popped out from the side of a locker. Had to go get a bunch of stitches during the day, and I still have a huge scar there.

Lame ones I know, but that's all I can recall from high school. Of course, I have about 80% of the memories suppressed, but that's another story.

Edit: one other. In elementray school a student named Kip walked into class and said, "My tummy hurts."

Then he projectile vomited all over the floor. I remember it forming a very, very long line (it was on carpet). He was told to go to the nurse by a totally panicked teacher, and before he could, he added a big pile right in the doorway to the class room. "Run!" the teacher shrieked, so he did.

 

[Baggatoast]

I've known this one kid since pre-k and he's always been weird.
We went to the same school every year, he had extreme social issues, thanks to his parents.
In high school he rolled around a suit-case with wheels, which was weird in general.
There was an art teacher who would take animals that students' pets had and needed to get rid of, and give them to who could take them home.
One day, the kid decides he wants to take a cat home and so he calls his parents and takes the cat.
A couple weeks later, teachers realize that he smells awful but realize it's his suitecase. One teacher finally forces him to open it and the poor cat had dies in his suitcase and he wouldn't take it out


A group of guys a grade ahead of me (who basically single-handedly got the school a trophy for the highest SATs in the state) formed a "sewing"(fight) club.
They would literally go into the woods and beat the shit out of each other for a couple of hours. They would bring boxing gloves and refer to them as sewing gloves. Now, one of them is a good buddy of mine (but he's a bit nuts) and the smartest of the group just finished his first senior year at Emory (second year out of high-school).

 

[DrEvil]

In grade five, I once threw up in class after eating nothing but Doritos for lunch.

It was just before summer break and the weather was unbearably hot.. so it ended up being a combination of heat stroke and a terrible lunch which caused me to feel like crap.

I put my head down on my desk during class, then a few minutes later I just.. vomited.

The whole room smelled like Doritos, and this bright orange torrent of liquid started spreading out on the ground. Everyone moved their desks and I ended up walking home early that day.


Every now and then when I talk to someone I haven't seen in years, they'll bring it up and we'll laugh about it.

 

[McLovin]

My 3rd grade teacher would beat me with a ruler, but it never bothered me for some reason.

In 5th grade two male teachers would eat lunch together and walk down the hall holding hands... Not a homophobe but I think they were both married to women.

in 6th grade a kid, who in hindSight had ADD for sure, jumped out a second story window from the class room just for the lulz. He came back into class limping.
Same kid also sat on my desk and farted for no reason.

7th grade this kid from Portugal got a B and lost his shit. He had been a straight A student up to that point. He kept saying fuck this shit, I don't care any more fuck it all! I don't care! Never saw him again after that.
That year I let out a silent fart, by lifting my leg up. One kid saw me and blew up my spot. He was super flamboyent about it too... I never felt smaller in my life lol.

In 8th grade I had a transgendered math teacher. She was super nice, but she looked like a man in a wig. She left like after 2 months, I'm assuming other kids teased her.

8th grade lost my shit when my bully wouldn't leave me alone. I literally threw him across the room, he never saw it coming lol.

Sophemore year in high school these two teachers (one was my japanese teacher she was super cool and had giant bazooms) were having lunch together every day. People assumed they were doing it and his son, who also attends the school told, his mom. She came and cursed her out. She had to leave the school.
She told everyone that she was moving to Japan but I bumped into her at the mall a few months later. I told my class mates about it and nobody believed me, they called me a liar :/

Senior year some girl sneaked a knife into school and tried to stab the shit out of this girl I knew, she had this fluffy jacket on and all the feathers blew out of it. Lucky for her the jacket was thick enough to protect her. They put metal detectors up after that, they are still up today.

 

[thezerofire]

Both in high school, one was three or four students taking shots of sake in the middle of the library, not even trying to hide it. I'm not sure anyone noticed but me.

Our vice principal and track coach were both having sex with the econ teacher. The vice principal was married, but I'm not sure any of the other two were.

 

[Klendathu Club Owner]

A man killed himself on the school ground of my elementary school. Students found him in the morning. I believe he even was the father of some kid going to that school. I was in 3rd grade or something at the time.

One of my biology teachers apparently had an affair with the wife of another teacher at that school and ended up marrying her. Must've been pretty awkward in the teachers' lounge when both of them were present.

During graduation time a student at one of the schools I was an intern at was pretty drunk and decided he wanted to climb a fence to enter the schoolyard. Didn't quite work out and he was hanging face down from the fence. Then the principal comes round showing a new teacher the school ground. Bad luck, I guess.

 

[astroturfing]

i dont ever remember witnessing anything all that strange

one thing that was kind of weird was how when i was like 14, there were a group of wannabe hippies and a much larger group of wannabe neonazis at our school (felt like half of the school idolized Hitler really, Finland in the 90s...), and tensions between the two groups had been growing for months and months, and there were rumors of how there was going to be a big group fight during the last week of school. so it happens.. during recess like 40 neonazi kids form a massive swarm near the 7-10 hippies who are badly outnumbered. then... everyone just stands still, not even any insults thrown. minutes go by, nothing happens. the neonazi kids are all coy all of a sudden, staring at their shoes. the bell rings and everyone goes back inside. wat.

what a fucking anti-climax for real, many were waiting for that big fight for months. i think the neonazis were afraid of this one crazy hippie guy who was known to carry a knife every now and then.. none of them wanted to take the risk i guess. coward ass wannabe nazis, what a weak show.

 

[Ganhyun]

In 6th grade I think, we went on a field trip. On a rest stop someone called 911 so we had cops show up in a rush because the kid that called told them that someone had a gun and was planning to shoot a bunch of school kids there.

In high school a guy decided to make a striptease video for a girl he liked. The girl didn't like him so she made copies of it and gave them out to other students to see it and the guy got the name of pornstar.

 

[Bebpo]

This thread makes me so glad I'm not in K-12 education anymore.