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The guy was quite sick and died. Also, he was Bill Paxton's father.
I know he died, but didn't know he was Bill Paxton's dad. He still sucked in the movie, regardless.

BTW regarding a Director's Cut of ASM

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/he...director-mark-webb-lizard-peter-parker-345053

THR: How much material didn’t make the final cut that you would like to see released, be it for the DVD or just for the purposes of supplementing the story told in the theatrical cut?

Webb: I’m putting out the movie that I wanted to put out. I’m not going to do a director’s cut. But there are scenes that I miss – there’s a scene that’s a more explicit statement of the themes between Connors and Peter that I liked; there’s a few lines, like one Alvin Sargent wrote that isn’t in the movie that’s one of my favorite lines I’ve ever read in my life that I wish I could have put in the movie. It was Connors talking to Peter, and he said, “Be creative. We have to be greater than what we suffer.” It was so beautiful, and it kills me that I couldn’t put it in the movie, but it was at the end of a long scene where we needed to keep the pace up. But it’s things like that and a few other scenes here and there that will be on the DVD, but you’ve got to think of the thing holistically – and that stuff happens all of the time. That’s just the nature of creating a big movie, I suppose.
 
3 gets too much hate. It's not as good as the others, but it's still better than Iron Man 2, Captain America, The Avengers, X-Men 1, and maybe Iron Man 1.

what the actual FUCK

I prefer even X-Men 3 to Spidey 3. It's probably better than... Origins: Wolverine. That's it. I didn't hype Origins to high heaven like Spidey 3, though.
 
Tobey crying was hilarious, with Garfield, it feels earned, real, much more sincere.

There is no way anyone can point out flaws in Andy's performance.

But I guess Amirox is one of those cynical dudes laughing out loud in the most serious scenes, God, I hate those people.

He tried too hard to be funny.
 
I thought this was pretty good. It had some definite pacing issues towards the beginning/middle but it was really fun once it got going. I'd like to see Sony pony up and offer Garfield's Spidey at least a cameo in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Please?

He tried too hard to be funny.

Andy? Nah, his comedic timing was pretty great actually. He finally got us the wisecracking Spidey we needed.
 
what the actual FUCK

I prefer even X-Men 3 to Spidey 3. It's probably better than... Origins: Wolverine. That's it. I didn't hype Origins to high heaven like Spidey 3, though.

Spidey 3 was such a let down. Its the only movie that I was actually entering into a state of denial while watching it. I kept telling myself that it was going to get better and it didnt. And for 2 hours I just sat there and watched Tobeys face and dancing and best friend speeches. And then I went home I cried.

The best thing to come from Spidey 3 are all of the gifs making fun of it. And James Francos "so good".
 
I'm sorry you're so easily manipulated but the film did not earn the moment even if it was legitimately sad to you. For me, films actually have to earn their emotional scenes.

But of course on top of being a painfully forced moment, Andrew Garfield makes the most hilarious crying face ever conceived... so it was like 500x more hilarious.



It's not so much an 'issue' as a funny observation. When Connor first transforms back after being the Lizard, he's in the sewer... somehow he magically has a perfectly clean blanket.

Lol that you thought it was worth even commenting onjust shows that you are picking the absolute most minor of nits.
 
fucking fireworks show cancelled, wonderful. guess i'm drinking largely alone tonight, since my friends have other plans :<

Lol that you thought it was worth even commenting onjust shows that you are picking the absolute most minor of nits.

I commented on it because it was an extremely obvious moment of internal inconsistency with the movie's logic. I thought it would illustrate my point well. However, yes, I do notice things like that - all the time. It is the job of the movie creators to ensure that the package is as consistent with its rules as possible. Now I realize that all movies have little 'oops' moments like this, so as I said, it's not a big deal to me - the movie has FAR larger problems than a magical blanket. But to try, as you are clearly implying, to throw out all standards and observational talents because you might think you're 'pickin' nits' is ridiculous. YOU can go through life ignoring such obvious problems... I just won't. I have my mind for a reason and I intend to use it to full capacity.
 
So much incomplete stuff in this film it it feels like what it obviously is.. chapter 1.

So far we got......

1.)
The mystery of Peter's parent's involved in something so bad with Oscorp that they had to leave him behind as a child....unresolved.

2.)
Norman Osborn needing the formula Conner's is working on because it will save his life somehow... unresolved.

3.)
The mystery man in Conner's cell. Most likely Osborn.

4.)
Peter breaking his promise to the dying captain Stacy (which makes him a dick) which will cause Gwen her inevitable death in one of the sequels.

This will probably get tied up in the sequel in which we will get.

The Green Goblin as the main villain. His back story will directly involve the Parkers and we'll get the famous bridge scene where Gwen Stacy dies. Then, Peter will feel all guilty and remorseful for breaking captain Stacy's promise.

Peter IS still in high school ya know and he's in love. I don't begrudge him not living up to a dying man's wish.
 
Just got back from seeing this and I fucking loved it.

Tobey came off awkward when he tried to portray Parker's awkwardness.

Garfield nailed Parker's awkwardness and made him likeable. Thats the whole point of Spidey, to me.

I predict Gwen dies in the next one and the third will introduce MJ and Venom.
 
fucking fireworks show cancelled, wonderful. guess i'm drinking largely alone tonight, since my friends have other plans :<



I commented on it because it was an extremely obvious moment of internal inconsistency with the movie's logic. I thought it would illustrate my point well. However, yes, I do notice things like that - all the time. It is the job of the movie creators to ensure that the package is as consistent with its rules as possible. Now I realize that all movies have little 'oops' moments like this, so as I said, it's not a big deal to me - the movie has FAR larger problems than a magical blanket. But to try, as you are clearly implying, to throw out all standards and observational talents because you might think you're 'pickin' nits' is ridiculous. YOU can go through life ignoring such obvious problems... I just won't. I have my mind for a reason and I intend to use it to full capacity.

Sounds like you enjoy hyper-analyzing your way out of having fun. This observation is a total non issue and is the very definition of nitpicking
 
Sounds like you enjoy hyper-analyzing your way out of having fun. This observation is a total non issue and is the very definition of nitpicking

I have fun in tons of movies, all the time. I own thousands of films. It's one of my favorite hobbies. Having actual standards != limiting fun

This is the typical way of avoiding actual discussion on things - individuals call it nitpicking, dismiss criticisms in one way or the other, instead of just addressing the point.

The POINT was that the blanket scene was a moment of internal inconsistency with the films logic. The scene itself is no big deal, at all. It was simply used as an obvious example to illustrate something that IS actually a problem - that of films violating the rules it creates. Instead of addressing the point, since that's beyond you, you decide to throw your arms up and flail about how 'nitpicky' it is to mention the blanket. The BLANKET isn't the point!

If you don't want to participate in actual discussion, I don't begrudge you that. But don't waste time with garbage bin level comments. I'm sure you're better than that.
 
what the actual FUCK

I prefer even X-Men 3 to Spidey 3. It's probably better than... Origins: Wolverine. That's it. I didn't hype Origins to high heaven like Spidey 3, though.

Wolverine has a special place in my heart. I admit, it's probably terrible, but it's definitely one of my favorite movies of all time.
 
The more I think about it the more I just find the film as simply passable. I'd liken it more to Thor than any of the other Marvel movies. It has some good elements (more good than bad) but its prevented from ever taking flight.

In the sequel I'd like to see Spider Man actually present a serious threat to his nemesis. Most of the time Spidey was staving instead of actually engaging in combat. Lizard posed a serious physical threat as we see him being slightly stronger than Peter, even going so far as to get Peter on the ropes at every encounter.
 
Assuming a sequel gets made, and assuming
Gwen meets an untimely end
, the next film could really pack an emotional wallop.

So in spite of ASM being pretty underwhelming, there's some real potential for a quality series.
 
Thor's so damn boring. Establishes the Loki-Thor relationship well enough for The Avengers to capitalize on it, but other than that and Hemsworth and Elba, it's a shell. Just like Portman's character.
edit: oh and I'll still back up The Hulk. It's another weird film, but it's better than TIH's uninspired attitude. Actually, a Hulk-critic nailed it here I think. You'll maybe want to use http://www.convertcase.net/

Dunno. Hellboy's great. I actually never saw II. Will have to do a del Toro binge sometime in between now and Pacific Rim.

I put off seeing Hellboy II for a while too, then I saw it on TV, I think, and really dug it. Both of the Hellboy are probably some of the best comic book movies imo.
 
Peter IS still in high school ya know and he's in love. I don't begrudge him not living up to a dying man's wish.

And this IS a movie that should have a satisfying conclusion with a character who grows up.

Breaking that wish sort of destroys the character development thus far. It's a shitty decision to end the movie there. Very unheroic.
 
I loved Spiderman 1/2 and hated 3. This movie would be up there with 1/2 IMO.
I thought Andrew Garfield was incredible. That dude can really act. Some cheesy moments where I was rolling my eyes but Spiderman 1/2 has those as well.

I also found myself tearing up a lot more than I expected. Spiderman just seemed to be going through so much. One death after another....
 
The only problem I have with this movie is that I don't buy Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker one single bit. Quite frankly, he's too sexy.
 
The only problem I have with this movie is that I don't buy Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker one single bit. Quite frankly, he's too sexy.
This. Andrew Garfield is way too attractive and was cool as fuck looking. Please, this guy is going to be an outcast, bullied, and on the sidelines when it comes to women?
 
This. Andrew Garfield is way too attractive and was cool as fuck looking. Please, this guy is going to be an outcast, bullied, and on the sidelines when it comes to women?
I know. Basically, he is extremely handsome, super nice, and a fucking genius. In the real world, he should have the entire female student body trying to get a piece of him.
 
Andrew Garfield is freakin' perfect for this role. Even Tobey was so it was huge shoes to fill.

But..Dunst > Emma Stone. That kiss cannot be ever replicated in any other spiderman movie in the future. Also the whole Peter Parker transition felt rushed in the first half, I felt it was shown in a much more genuine manner in Raimi's Spiderman. Other than that in-costume, Garfield was brilliant.

Waiting for that sequel. And they better fucking get to Carnage and Venom before they decide to reboot it again.
 
Posting my thoughts on the movie. Mostly copy-pasted from a conversation I had with my brother. Jumps around quite a bit because I was answering questions. Spoilerific, so stay away if you haven't seen!

I liked it. Definitely going to see again when I get a chance. I think that the basketball and subway scenes were meh, but they're better than catching MJ's lunch with spider powers. Coldplay during the skateboarding scene was ugh, especially since I kinda liked how he was learning his powers during that scene. I'd say a 7 or so if I had to assign a score. Cast is so much better than the Raimi cast, so that's helpful. I don't remember a single thing from the score aside from the piano during the Gwen/Lizard Oscorp scene. Raimi Elfman score is way better than this one's.

3D was fine, but I didn't pay to see the movie. Wasn't as good as I hoped, even though it was filmed in 3D. Prometheus did it much better. Almost positive it's Norman Osborn at the end. Scene was very vague though, definitely didn't tell you anything. I'm hoping they use GG in 2 and have Gwen die. Otherwise Parker breaking Cpt. Stacy's promise doesn't have the consequences they very obviously foreshadowed. JJJ has to be a lock for the sequel. Daily Bugle nod was nice, and they hinted at it with Spidey setting up the camera in the sewers, although it cost him his secret identity.

Lizard design sucks, but didn't bother me as much as it did initially. I've probably gotten used to it. No worse than Power Ranger Goblin. Mostly the face that bothers me. CG-wise, he looked fine. Full Lizard (with snout!) would've been awesome though. I think they really missed the point of the Lizard's character though by not introducing the Connors family. Connors is a good guy, the Lizard is the one that's crazy and wants to make everyone Lizard-men. It's sort of hinted at in the movie with the hearing voices part, but I think having Connors turning into Lizard randomly instead of purposely makes him a much more appealing and dangerous character. I loved Connors in the first half, and I didn't have a problem necessarily with the Lizard, but yeah, little bit of a missed opportunity. They cast someone to play his son, so obviously some aspects got cut.

Didn't mind the POV. Looked neat in 3D, I thought. Glad it wasn't a full sequence though. Uncle Ben... I thought Sheen was pretty good in the role. Emma Stone is ridiculously hot, and I applaud the decision to always make her wear a skirt and boots. Spidey swinging was incredible. Puts the shitty Raimi CG to shame. The way Spidey moved in general was just incredible. The whole bit with him wrapping up Lizard with webbing at the high school was awesome. So was the spinning the web in the sewers. Movie was clearly missing 20 minutes or so. The "untold story" was obviously cut from either studio interference or to add some mystery to the sequel. The mid-credits scene hints at it still being in play, but his parents leaving is pretty much glossed over after the first thirty minutes. Lines from the trailer "You really think you know what you are?" and "If you want the truth Peter, come and get it" totally gone.

Very much looking forward to a sequel, although Orci/Kurtzman and potential lack of Webb is far from comforting.
 
The only problem I have with this movie is that I don't buy Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker one single bit. Quite frankly, he's too sexy.

lol I noticed this too. His performance is great, but way too cool for a guy that's supposed to be a nerd and bullied. My girlfriend didn't complain, though.
 
I know. Basically, he is extremely handsome, super nice, and a fucking genius. In the real world, he should have the entire female student body trying to get a piece of him.

I think the movie makers realized that. And that's why Garfield's Peter Parker would have gotten Gwen without the spider bite too. At least the way they showed it in this movie. He just couldn't fight but he wasn't as much of a beta (for the lack of a better word) as Tobey's Peter Parker was. He was more confident overall.
 
I forgot about the hilarious body double when Peter is all fucked up. The pointless up close shot of his chest (without seeing his face of course) and he is suddenly chizzled out of stone was pretty awesomely hilarious.
 
It's not so much an 'issue' as a funny observation. When Connor first transforms back after being the Lizard, he's in the sewer... somehow he magically has a perfectly clean blanket.

I don't really understand your issue here. Lizard ran off while Spider-man went to go save the kid. It wasn't a 1:1 magical teleportation from him taking off to being in the sewers, is a scene of him grabbing a blanket from somewhere really necessary?
 
Been chatting with some friends about the movie. Apparently, Spidey could have
potentially saved Capt. Stacy if he had injected him with the lizard formula, thus giving him some regenerative capabilities. I mentioned that there was the cure in the air, but apparently it has to make contact with the person, so I guess in theory if Spidey had pulled him to an isolated area... the funeral wouldn't have happened. Of course, then we wouldn't get some damned fine acting out of the after funeral scene.

Even if it failed, it would've been interesting to see on screen.

Speaking of some weird details,
Conners turns back from being a lizard on his own. Did it ever show him perfecting the formula for it to last forever? Or is that something I missed in the film. Because he always needed a dose of lizard juice to transform.
 
Came back from watching and I liked it very much. Never cared for either the original Spider-Man 1 or 2 films (never even bothered to see 3), but this one shits all over them IMO. I didn't feel the origin story was bogged down at all. I felt it was just right, considering I felt the time that Raimi spent on the origin part of the story was way too little. This actually had weight to it and spent a good amount of time building on certain aspects of the film, like the
mechanic webslinging explanation. Where it came from, how it worked, etc.
.

I loved the cast, especially Garfield. The wise-cracking Spidey bits were spot on, something I felt the older movies never even came close to having. The action was really well done, nothing felt fake or overly choreographed. As for the villain, I think the little arc was fine, though the CG was a bit too...well..., CG. Looked a little plasticy at times even.

But I find the complaining about
what happens to him after injecting the thing
to be too nitpicky. Not sure why
we need to question his motives or reasoning past that point, he obviously goes insane from all the shit happening to him. Either the chemicals themselves caused his completely deranged rambling and logic, or he "naturally" arrived at those conclusions. Think about it. He had been researching this shit his entire life, and was completely distraught when he realized that one lousy equation ruined his life's work. He was also obviously emotionally vested in the project, given his complete lack of arm and how he wanted it back. Finally being able to grow a limb and go off the other deep end right into superhuman strength completely validated everything and he went overboard with spreading this "amazing discovery". Growing a limb back is no small feat, dude pretty much felt like he won the lottery, and you know how people behave when they win the lottery IRL, they do a bunch of irrational shit.

A couple of scenes/moments feel flat for me, though:
First was the subway scene, particularly with the "accidental fighting". I know this scene was mostly supposed to be humorous, but I really didn't like how Peter being bitten automatically grants him amazing fighting powers, so amazing he's doing it reflexively. I understand the big bulky muscles, sticky skin, spidey-sense, but the amazing fighting? I wish that had been something that he worked on, not something magically given to him.

Second one was much smaller, the obvious crane scene that everyone else is ragging about. Hated the "'MURICA" flag shot.
 
Andrew Garfield is freakin' perfect for this role. Even Tobey was so it was huge shoes to fill.

But..Dunst > Emma Stone. That kiss cannot be ever replicated in any other spiderman movie in the future. Also the whole Peter Parker transition felt rushed in the first half, I felt it was shown in a much more genuine manner in Raimi's Spiderman. Other than that in-costume, Garfield was brilliant.

Waiting for that sequel. And they better fucking get to Carnage and Venom before they decide to reboot it again.


Gwen(Emma) > Gwen(Howard) > Ursula > a rock > Dunst

Dunst was awful and MJ was just a mess of a character.
 
I have issues with the movie, but the scenes that had Spidey fighting were pretty top notch, especially the one in the high school hallway, where he spins Lizard into a giant cocoon (and even crawls around on it at one point).
 
Anybody else freaked out by
the one mouse eating the other mouse?

Because I was.

After the movie ended it was one of the first things I thought about. Also I love how movies perceive science
Lizard mixing chemicals just laying around in a high school classroom then throwing em at Spidey and exploding :lol
 
I loved how this spider man actually did a lot of spider stuff like feeling the vibrations in the web, spinning his enemy in a web-cocoon.
 
Just got back from a screening. Liked the movie, better than Raimi's even. A lot of this had to do with Garfield. He was a much better Parker/Spiderman than shitty Maguire. Main beefs were the villain, but this has a lot more to do with Spiderman's rogue gallery sucking when you get to guys like Lizard. His arc was too predicable and boring. Also the developing of the webbing and suit moved by way too fast.

Also, the short scene where Peter is following the two nerds arguing with the tablet...what was that about? I missed it.
 
I loved how this spider man actually did a lot of spider stuff like feeling the vibrations in the web, spinning his enemy in a web-cocoon.

The web cocoon is easily one of the most visually impressive things I've ever seen. I was grinning so wide when I saw that. It was just great.

And Ninja Scooter, the nerds were arguing about momentum with a pendulum. I guess it was important for Peter to know how to webswing, but Pete's supposed to be smart, so i don't know why we needed that.
 
Theres nothing worse than a dull movie. Not good, not so bad its good..just a middle of the road piece of dry white toast. I hate movies that waste my time. If its not going to be great or at least good then be Fantastic Four bad, so we can at least find something to laugh at for 90 minutes. Fuck Spider-man.
 
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