I think the most mindblowing thing about the whole Mariners/Zelda thing is finding out that Nintendo owns the Mariners, which I never knew. I'm not a baseball guy at all, by the way.
Don't worry, neither is Hiroshi Yamauchi. He's never once been to a Mariners game, despite owning them since 1992. Not even when they visit Japan.
Actually, he's just not fond of going out in public. Too many enemies. And by "enemies" I mean the "would seriously entertain the notion of murdering him if they knew it was possible" kind of enemies.