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Seriously man?

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LISTEN TO IT
 
Welcome to my world.

five months and counting. AND its my birthday in less than two weeks. I've never had a hooker before.

I almost pissed my pants at that gif. Almost.
 
I like poking at the area around it, dipping my toes in the water so to speak, but I'm not sure if I would ever want to dive in. It's one of those situations where reality is much different than fantasy.
 
I like poking at the area around it, dipping my toes in the water so to speak, but I'm not sure if I would ever want to dive in. It's one of those situations where reality is much different than fantasy.

everybody needs to have at least one dirty anus related sexual experience imo.
 
I've eaten ass twice. Once, we were drunk as fuck and she was hot as fuck and it was in the moment. The second time, I was living with someone and she was right there naked after a shower and I dove in. Not even thinking. It was nothing. It was bliss.
 
buttholes always feel really smooth on the inside, in my experience. like, slick and smooth. as opposed to vaginas which can be all weirdly textured and shaped
 
I really love eating out a girl. It's something I really pride myself on. It's just that I don't think I could eat out a pooper. There are some times where I'll get a whiff and be disgusted for a few minutes.
 
Altrametal needs to know the clock is tickin, I haven't forgot about the money he owes us. What was it, like $100 to each of the top ten?
 
Why would someone eat asshole? That's where shit comes out from.
 
Mully, just because I say it's disgusting doesn't mean I never did it.
 
You don't deserve that avatar whatsoever.

I'm not talkin about the black dude with the soccer ball.

I need to start looking for Corky from "Life Goes On" avatars in 100x100 size

I will give them to you. In a basket.
 
The one time I ate ass there was a lot of asshair in my tongue after.
 
You don't deserve that avatar whatsoever.

I'm not talkin about the black dude with the soccer ball.

I need to start looking for Corky from "Life Goes On" avatars in 100x100 size

I will give them to you. In a basket.

one step ahead of ya

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made it better use this one

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I think you killed the buzz by being too mean to Eggman. Only I get to be that mean to Eggman. He's like my prison bitch.
 
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