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[NotTheGuyYouKill]

What do I do, GAF?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

masterbate

 

[foodtaster]

masturbate

 

[Crayons]

Post about it on GAF.

 

[Slayer-33]

We need pictures asap, also show her this thread.

 

[tapedeck]

Has she bent over in front of you yet?

 

[JHall]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

hide your Rock Band drum sticks.

 

[i-Lo]

Are you a girl as well? If so then in the infinite wisdom of hentai.. you know where this is going.... lol

Edit: If you are guy then well... same thing. Also, record it.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Sleep with your sister.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Don't end up like this.

 

[filler]

Eat her pussy and ass, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Dai101]

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Post about it on GAF.

Done!

We need pictures asap, also show her this thread.

No and maybe, respectively.

 

[Wingfan19]

masterbate on her

 

[Tornado Condor]

Think about it too much and never make a move!

 

[eastmen]

What do I do, GAF?

You younger or older ?


I'd say its simple . Don't lock yourself inside your room , hang around the house make yourself avalible but don't be over bearing , don't pop in and say whats up can i chill or anything. Just be around and if they invite you to chill ... thats a good sign.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

 

[Slayer-33]

Eat her pussy and ass, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Fry]

Make sure she's not looking, and take a picture of her, post it on GAF.

Others instructions will follow later.

 

[Exr]

Hope her dad likes your username

 

[Horse Detective]

 

[Plywood]

Put your hand on her thigh and let it linger.

 

[Poyunch]

Peak through a hole to watch their slumber party. I heard these always end in sexy pillow fights.

 

[commedieu]

Eat her pussy and ass, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[i-Lo]

Haha true true.

 

[Mariolee]

Sleep with your sister.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

This place makes me feel old sometimes

 

[goldenpp72]

Edit: Someone already said what I just said. Doh.

 

[Steamlord]

Take a picture with your 3DS

 

[Karma Kramer]

Do you have a tv in your room and how many tvs do you have in your residence? Mess with the cables on the other tvs before, suggest to watch a film in the living, act surprised about the lack of tv connection etc... suggest to watch film in bedroom. Profit?

 

[youngwerther]

You younger or older ?


I'd say its simple . Don't lock yourself inside your room , hang around the house make yourself avalible but don't be over bearing , don't pop in and say whats up can i chill or anything. Just be around and if they invite you to chill ... thats a good sign.

lol.
I just had to laugh at that before I go to bed.
'Night.

 

[yn-neko hates a cat]

No means no!

 

[Slayer-33]

Take a picture with your 3DS

I remember that thread.


Creepy gaf unite™

 

[shadyspace]

Have sex bro. Have. Sex. Bro.

 

[HoodWinked]

Sleep with your sister.

lol no words

 

[bill0527]

Sneak in their room after they go to bed and do this:

 

[geeko]

You should have already masturbated.

 

[i-Lo]

Sleep with your sister.

With recent stance of GOP, I think our beloved OP can sue them both if things go south.

 

[.GqueB.]

You aint gonna do shit but post about the Dark Knight Rises all night.

 

[AZ Greg]

I hope you've never pissed off RawNuts.

 

[RBH]

Eat her pussy and ass, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

rofl

 

[dekline]

Can you at least get some pics? Seriously this is a pics or it didn't happen type of situation...

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Look at her seductively

 

[PhoenixDark]

Initiate conversation by impressing her. Do you have a PS Vita? Maybe walk through the front room pretending to fiddle with it, and she'll likely ask if it's a new phone or something. At that point you've got her.

 

[eastmen]

lol.
I just had to laugh at that before I go to bed.
'Night.

lol its true man. Whats he going to do knock and his sisters door and ask to screw her friend ?

I have a younger sister who is less than 3 years younger than I am. Through out the years i've slept with 3 of her friends and hooked up with another 2.

The first friend I made the move on and it ended up putting a strain on my relationship with my sister. But the second one made the move on me and broke up with me half a year later and my sister took my side. I learned its easier to let the girls come to me and to just make myself avalible than it is to go out and try and hit on her friends.

 

[filler]

Accidentally spill something on her jammies, offer to one of your shirts as replacement. Sneak a peek while she's changing, make a bubble bath and drink some chocolate milk, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Homeboyd]

Buy her some flowers and then give her a Cleveland Steamer.

 

[RBH]

You aint gonna do shit but post about the Dark Knight Rises all night.

Bam.

 

[Slayer-33]

Initiate conversation by impressing her. Do you have a PS Vita? Maybe walk through the front room pretending to fiddle with it, and she'll likely ask if it's a new phone or something. At that point you've got her.

PhoenixDark
Alas, I highly doubt blasting Zelda music will get me laid.
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