my sister's hot friend is staying over for the night
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If you know where she lives why not go over there when she's asleep, break in and cover her kitchen floor with rose petals.
Blood red rose petals.
Then smash the fucking place up and beat a hasty retreat.
She'll wake up in the morning not only startled but also certainly impressed not only by your commitment but also by your burglery/vandalism skills.
She'll either marry you, kill you or have you arrested.
I'd say you'll have about a 33% she'll have sex with you - that's after and if she marries you - and I think those are pretty good odds.
If else fails though, you could always just have a wank.
Let us all know how it goes.
Blood red rose petals.
Then smash the fucking place up and beat a hasty retreat.
She'll wake up in the morning not only startled but also certainly impressed not only by your commitment but also by your burglery/vandalism skills.
She'll either marry you, kill you or have you arrested.
I'd say you'll have about a 33% she'll have sex with you - that's after and if she marries you - and I think those are pretty good odds.
If else fails though, you could always just have a wank.
Let us all know how it goes.
She changed her mind about staying over so I guess this is how the night ends. Sorry folks
If you were curious she's three years younger.
I have failed you GAF.
You are not the hero GAF deserves.
SlowRevolution
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well this ended prematurely
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