my sister's hot friend is staying over for the night

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Partial Gamification said:
These types of advice threads just seem... off. Maybe it is carry-overs from other threads but this just sounds weird. If you are interested in this girl, I think the best approach would be to talk to your sister about how you feel. Even if you don't have the sort of relationship to bring this up, it is better than your sister ending up feeling like you are out to prey on her friends. It is sort of perverted to offer this up to the forum with the sincere intention of receiving sound advice, I'm sure you knew what would ensue. Whether you are going to wank-it to the reactions that were stirred up, in this thread, or to the friend of your sisters, have a good night.
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That's deep man.

Honestly nothing would have happened. We don't connect on any level. I just wanted to entertain GAF for a bit.

And now you wrecked it :/
 
You really resolved the thread way too early. Should have posted a couple of close encounter with the friend before posting you drove them home. You have a lot to learn about troll threads.
 
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You should've did what a friend of mine did with his friend (let's just call them Wingus and Dingus for lack of confusion).

Wingus saw a hot girl at the park one day, so he got Dingus to help him pick her up. Dingus was going to pretend to steal her purse so Wingus could act the hero. Unfortunately, once Dingus took the purse, the girl chased after him and beat the shit out of him. Wingus ran up to them, laughed at Dingus and told the girl "that was pretty hot. Wanna go out?" The girl accepted, and they had sex and she spent the night at his place.

In the morning, the girl saw a picture of Wingus and Dingus on the shelf, and she questioned Wingus' motives and asked if she knew the guy in the park. Feeling bad, Wingus spilled the beans on everything - the plan, his friendship, and so on. The girl nodded, then punched Wingus in the jaw and left. Wingus called up Dingus, and they had a good laugh.

Now what have you learned from this?
 
Professor Beef said:
You should've did what a friend of mine did with his friend (let's just call them Wingus and Dingus for lack of confusion).

Wingus saw a hot girl at the park one day, so he got Dingus to help him pick her up. Dingus was going to pretend to steal her purse so Wingus could act the hero. Unfortunately, once Dingus took the purse, the girl chased after him and beat the shit out of him. Wingus ran up to them, laughed at Dingus and told the girl "that was pretty hot. Wanna go out?" The girl accepted, and they had sex and she spent the night at his place.

In the morning, the girl saw a picture of Wingus and Dingus on the shelf, and she questioned Wingus' motives and asked if she knew the guy in the park. Feeling bad, Wingus spilled the beans on everything - the plan, his friendship, and so on. The girl nodded, then punched Wingus in the jaw and left. Wingus called up Dingus, and they had a good laugh.

Now what have you learned from this?
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Never take a picture of yourself.
 
Serenade her with a Nibelungian epic about romance and valor, and how there are different kinds of heroes about, with different hearts. From there, steer the conversation into banter-full gossip that can regale her with courteous intentions.

Or say hi to sally five-fingers in the bathroom.
 
Porn has taught me that any time two women are in a room together they get it on. So record her and your sister going at it and link me to the video. I promise I won't show gaf.
 
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