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[NotTheGuyYouKill]

This is what happens when you post on GAF instead of making moves.

How do you make a move when your sister is with her all night?

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

If you were curious she's three years younger.
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Oh for fuck sakes! aren't you like only 19? Thanks for obliviously entrapping me into being a pedo!

 

[Slayer-33]

How do you make a move when your sister is with her all night?

Threesome is the only way

 

[Steamlord]

I'm sorry your sister's friend isn't staying over tonight. Maybe your sister can be your sister's friend for tonight?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Oh for fuck sakes! aren't you like only 19? Thanks for obliviously entrapping me into being a pedo!

I'm 23!

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

whatever you do don't whip out your fucking vita. Nothing is more emasculating. When they're asleep just go into the bedroom and rub her ankles. I think Bish mentioned that strategy, or not, who knows. Can't remember who it was.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

I'm 23!

Phew! ok so yeah... so no pics of her eh?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

You're not the hero we need.

Ouch.

 

[enzo_gt]

How do you make a move when your sister is with her all night?

Whisk her away while your sister is sleeping.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

for shame


for shame

 

[eastmen]

I already drove her home... with two other individuals in the vehicle.

So do you actually talk to the girl , have anything in common or is she just hot ?


If she is just hot and you want to sleep with her , just tell your sister and she will hook you up unless they are really close . Then run the other way.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Wait a minute

so you're fucking your sister and your friend is filming it?

what the shit, bro

 

[AgentChris]

I'm 23!

Tell your sister that you like her friend and hopefully she will hook you up.

 

[filler]

Tell your sis you think her friend is hot, she'll tell the friend immediately. Next time you see the friend, she'll be waiting for you to make a move, order a pizza instead yeahhhhhhhhhhh

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

So do you actually talk to the girl , have anything in common or is she just hot ?


If she is just hot and you want to sleep with her , just tell your sister and she will hook you up unless they are really close . Then run the other way.

No, no, yes and unlikely.

 

[rCIZZLE]

She changed her mind about staying over so I guess this is how the night ends. Sorry folks

If you were curious she's three years younger.

I have failed you GAF.

You can always sit on your hand until it goes numb and give yourself a "stranger" "my sister's hot friend".

 

[plainr_]

Start curling that 55lb dumbbell around the house.

 

[eastmen]

No, no, yes and unlikely.

unlikely she will hook you up or unlikely they are really close ?


Sisters make great wing mans , you should build your relationship with your sister and go out and party with her so she introduces you to girls

 

[Cloudy]

Just cuz her friend ain't coming over, doesn't mean the party has to stop

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

unlikely she will hook you up or unlikely they are really close ?


Sisters make great wing mans , you should build your relationship with your sister and go out and party with her so she introduces you to girls

Very unlikely to hook me up haha

 

[FStop7]

She totally saw this thread and ran. She's onto you, brosef.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Just go to your sister and be like, "yo sis whats crackin I seent that fine girl you done brung to the home". Then just gauge her reaction. If it's the appropriate reaction (or close to it) just go in. Drop some Bane quotes during the whole thing too.

 

[jerry1594]

yes. be sure to feed her pizza next time

 

[Jitters]

Thought this was going to be a thread to remember.

 

[eastmen]

Very unlikely to hook me up haha

then you've messed up my friend.


My sister introduced me to a great girl that I dated for 3 years lived in europe and austraila for awhile with her and she was one of the few girls way above me league .

 

[RBH]

First thought:

No.

 

[SpectreFire]

These threads always suck.

OP will never deliver.

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY.

 

[alphaNoid]

When your sister isn't around for a minute tell her friend to stay up after your sister goes to bed. Don't answer why, but let her mind think about it all night and build that sexual tension.

Once your sister is asleep, show up with some lotion and start with some late night back rubs. Once it's hot and heavy test the waters and let the hands wander, anything other than, No Stop means keep going. So keep going, and she's counting on you making moves since she's young and doesn't want to feel like a slut. Destiny is what you make of it, be daring.

Or get scared and do nothing, and beat off yet again and regret tonight for the rest of your life.

 

[braves01]

How do you make a move when your sister is with her all night?

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Sleep with your sister.

 

[EnderWiggles]

First thought:

Fixed

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Thought this was going to be a thread to remember.

If it was actually gonna happen for real would I post about it? Age old question.

 

[lush]

Get her to post here.

ITT preferably.

GL

 

[rCIZZLE]

When your sister isn't around for a minute tell her friend to stay up after your sister goes to bed. Don't answer why, but let her mind think about it all night and build that sexual tension.

Once your sister is asleep, show up with some lotion and start with some late night back rubs. Once it's hot and heavy test the waters and let the hands wander, anything other than, No Stop means keep going. So keep going, and she's counting on you making moves since she's young and doesn't want to feel like a slut. Destiny is what you make of it, be daring.

Or get scared and do nothing, and beat off yet again and regret tonight for the rest of your life.

I vote this:

Sneak in their room after they go to bed and do this:

 

[Trojita]

NotTheGuyYouKill
My sister's hot friend
gave me blue balls
(Today, 01:11 AM)

 

[Nameless]

 

[SMT]

lmao

Yeah, that's a pretty relevant trolling on a gaming forum.

I know some older chick that plays the Zelda Medleys on her Ocarina at random times, neighbors can vouch. I remember I then took out my ocarina and started playing along with her, it was hilarious.

But she's married, and got kids.

Op, just introduce yourself if you bump into her, that's it, make small-talk.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

NotTheGuyYouKill
My sister's hot friend
gave me blue balls
(Today, 01:11 AM)

I did not get blue balls

 

[Andrew54]

If you don't get laid tonight, we're gonna be real upset with you. Go pick up a chick at a bar and SMANG IT.

 

[filler]

Can't get blue balls if you don't have any.

 

[Partial Gamification]

If it was actually gonna happen for real would I post about it? Age old question.

These types of advice threads just seem... off. Maybe it is carry-overs from other threads but this just sounds weird. If you are interested in this girl, I think the best approach would be to talk to your sister about how you feel. Even if you don't have the sort of relationship to bring this up, it is better than your sister ending up feeling like you are out to prey on her friends. It is sort of perverted to offer this up to the forum with the sincere intention of receiving sound advice, I'm sure you knew what would ensue. Whether you are going to wank-it to the reactions that were stirred up, in this thread, or to the friend of your sisters, have a good night.

 

[yn-neko hates a cat]

I did not get blue balls

Did they become a bit firmer with a pleasant hit of purple? If the taste has changed within the last 12 hours since you last tasted them then chances are you were slightly aroused to say the least.

 

[LordCanti]

Wait in the shower with the curtains closed. When she opens the curtains, shout "SURPRISEEEEEE!" and then give her a cake. Tell her it's your one day anniversary.

 

[yn-neko hates a cat]

Can't get blue balls if you don't have any.

Hey now... let's keep this civil.

Spoiler

SHOTS FIRED!

 

[SMT]

How do you make a move when your sister is with her all night?

Your sister is supposed to hook you up. If you were nice to her way back when.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Can't get blue balls if you don't have any.

Low blow.

 

[Andrew54]

I love threads like these haha. We really do care about each other :')

 

[ronito]

this is not confession worthy.

 

[Slayer-33]

Yeah, that's a pretty relevant trolling on a gaming forum.

I know some older chick that plays the Zelda Medleys on her Ocarina at random times, neighbors can vouch. I remember I then took out my ocarina and started playing along with her, it was hilarious.

But she's married, and got kids.

Op, just introduce yourself if you bump into her, that's it, make small-talk.

Now that's f'ing interesting lol.


Also to the OP or anyone in this predicament.


The second you fucking notice a relative or a friends *HOT* friends introduce yourself right the fuck away, if you wait you already fucked up.

 

[Buddha Beam]

I have nothing but terrible advice that would probably get you landed in jail.