my sister's hot friend is staying over for the night

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whatever you do don't whip out your fucking vita. Nothing is more emasculating. When they're asleep just go into the bedroom and rub her ankles. I think Bish mentioned that strategy, or not, who knows. Can't remember who it was.
 
I already drove her home... with two other individuals in the vehicle.

So do you actually talk to the girl , have anything in common or is she just hot ?


If she is just hot and you want to sleep with her , just tell your sister and she will hook you up unless they are really close . Then run the other way.
 
Tell your sis you think her friend is hot, she'll tell the friend immediately. Next time you see the friend, she'll be waiting for you to make a move, order a pizza instead yeahhhhhhhhhhh
 
Just cuz her friend ain't coming over, doesn't mean the party has to stop

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Just go to your sister and be like, "yo sis whats crackin I seent that fine girl you done brung to the home". Then just gauge her reaction. If it's the appropriate reaction (or close to it) just go in. Drop some Bane quotes during the whole thing too.
 
When your sister isn't around for a minute tell her friend to stay up after your sister goes to bed. Don't answer why, but let her mind think about it all night and build that sexual tension.

Once your sister is asleep, show up with some lotion and start with some late night back rubs. Once it's hot and heavy test the waters and let the hands wander, anything other than, No Stop means keep going. So keep going, and she's counting on you making moves since she's young and doesn't want to feel like a slut. Destiny is what you make of it, be daring.

Or get scared and do nothing, and beat off yet again and regret tonight for the rest of your life.
 
When your sister isn't around for a minute tell her friend to stay up after your sister goes to bed. Don't answer why, but let her mind think about it all night and build that sexual tension.

Once your sister is asleep, show up with some lotion and start with some late night back rubs. Once it's hot and heavy test the waters and let the hands wander, anything other than, No Stop means keep going. So keep going, and she's counting on you making moves since she's young and doesn't want to feel like a slut. Destiny is what you make of it, be daring.

Or get scared and do nothing, and beat off yet again and regret tonight for the rest of your life.

I vote this:

Sneak in their room after they go to bed and do this:

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Yeah, that's a pretty relevant trolling on a gaming forum.

I know some older chick that plays the Zelda Medleys on her Ocarina at random times, neighbors can vouch. I remember I then took out my ocarina and started playing along with her, it was hilarious.

But she's married, and got kids.

Op, just introduce yourself if you bump into her, that's it, make small-talk.
 
If it was actually gonna happen for real would I post about it? Age old question.

These types of advice threads just seem... off. Maybe it is carry-overs from other threads but this just sounds weird. If you are interested in this girl, I think the best approach would be to talk to your sister about how you feel. Even if you don't have the sort of relationship to bring this up, it is better than your sister ending up feeling like you are out to prey on her friends. It is sort of perverted to offer this up to the forum with the sincere intention of receiving sound advice, I'm sure you knew what would ensue. Whether you are going to wank-it to the reactions that were stirred up, in this thread, or to the friend of your sisters, have a good night.
 
Wait in the shower with the curtains closed. When she opens the curtains, shout "SURPRISEEEEEE!" and then give her a cake. Tell her it's your one day anniversary.
 
Yeah, that's a pretty relevant trolling on a gaming forum.

I know some older chick that plays the Zelda Medleys on her Ocarina at random times, neighbors can vouch. I remember I then took out my ocarina and started playing along with her, it was hilarious.

But she's married, and got kids.

Op, just introduce yourself if you bump into her, that's it, make small-talk.

Now that's f'ing interesting lol.


Also to the OP or anyone in this predicament.


The second you fucking notice a relative or a friends *HOT* friends introduce yourself right the fuck away, if you wait you already fucked up.
 
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