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[Archer]

Eat her pussy and ass, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[i-Lo]

Initiate conversation by impressing her. Do you have a PS Vita? Maybe walk through the front room pretending to fiddle with it, and she'll likely ask if it's a new phone or something. At that point you've got her.

What if she likes 3DS? His chances are fucked then.

 

[big_z]

Going by your ps3 tag I'm guessing youre 13 and your sisters friend is 12.

You guys should watch Disney channel together and I'm sure she'll hold your hand. Good luck!

 

[Cameron122]

Let me smang it girl

Smash it and bang it

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Invite a Gaffer over to distract your sister so you can seduce her

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

lol its true man. Whats he going to do knock and his sisters door and ask to screw her friend ?

I have a younger sister who is less than 3 years younger than I am. Through out the years i've slept with 3 of her friends and hooked up with another 2.

The first friend I made the move on and it ended up putting a strain on my relationship with my sister. But the second one made the move on me and broke up with me half a year later and my sister took my side. I learned its easier to let the girls come to me and to just make myself avalible than it is to go out and try and hit on her friends.

Okay, I'm gonna stick around for a while now.

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[cutmeamango]

Put your briefs in your sisters doorknob, that means you are ready for sex.

 

[Mandius]

Loudly complain about some dude whose ass you have to kick.

 

[Volimar]

The day NeoGAF merged with 4chan...

 

[billy beane]

Whatever you do, make sure it is okay with your sister.

 

[youngwerther]

Going by your ps3 tag I'm guessing youre 13 and your sisters friend is 12.

You guys should watch Disney channel together and I'm sure she'll hold your hand. Good luck!

This is actually really sweet big_z.

 

[Banglish]

Threesome. Wait, what?

 

[SpectreFire]

These threads always suck.

OP will never deliver.

 

[Htown]

Ask her how she likes her eggs.

 

[youngwerther]

btw is your sister hot?

 

[Sanky Panky]

Offer generously to fertilize her eggs in the morning.

edit: goddam

 

[MaverickHunterX]

Don't end up like this.

You mean him in handcuffs or her in handcuffs?

Spoiler

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Ask for her hand in marriage

 

[A Pretty Panda]

WHEN IN DOUBT JUST WHIP IT OUT

 

[Jzero]

Don't wait too long to call her.

 

[Plywood]

You made the thread OP and now you gotta do something.

Don't end this night with your hand on your dick son.

 

[Ken]

Start writing a long post about how you missed your chance to do anything and you promise it won't happen the next time.

 

[Htown]

edit: goddam

stay free

 

[ZeroRay]

Do some pushups, get energized, go to her and say the first thing that comes to your mind.

 

[maxxpower]

You made the thread OP and now you gotta do something.

Don't end this night with your hand on your dick son.

What if he has to put his hand on his dick to direct it into her vagina/ass?

 

[eastmen]

Okay, I'm gonna stick around for a while now.

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Which story do you want to hear .

My favorite is lost in the middle of upstate new york with 2 of my little sisters roomates and one of of them throwing up in my lap and the other one stroking my hair as i took care of the one throwing up. Thats just a taste of the full crazy story. It ends with me in austraila for 6 months .

 

[shadyspace]

Fucking one of my sister's friends would be weird. My sister is 87 years old.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

What do I do, GAF?

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Jerk off first before you make your decision.

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[.GqueB.]

Fucking one of my sister's friends would be weird. My sister is 87 years old.

They don't have vaginas?

 

[Plywood]

What if he has to put his hand on his dick to direct it into her vagina/ass?

There is no wrong hole.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

You made the thread OP and now you gotta do something.

Don't end this night with your hand on your dick son.

She changed her mind about staying over so I guess this is how the night ends. Sorry folks

If you were curious she's three years younger.

I have failed you GAF.

 

[commedieu]

She changed her mind about staying over so I guess this is how the night ends. Sorry folks

If you were curious she's three years younger.

-_-

 

[Steamlord]

She changed her mind about staying over so I guess this is how the night ends. Sorry folks

If you were curious she's three years younger.

Ask if you can stay at her house instead

 

[eastmen]

She changed her mind about staying over so I guess this is how the night ends. Sorry folks

If you were curious she's three years younger.

is she still in the house ? If so offer to walk/drive her home you smuck !

 

[Devolution]

She changed her mind about staying over so I guess this is how the night ends. Sorry folks

If you were curious she's three years younger.

I have failed you GAF.

This is what happens when you post on GAF instead of making moves.

 

[LiK]

lie next to her and see what happens.

 

[elfinke]

Nakedman is 2/3 guaranteed to work for you!

I like those odds.

 

[toxicgonzo]

Just cuz her friend ain't coming over, doesn't mean the party has to stop

 

[KAOz]

She changed her mind about staying over so I guess this is how the night ends. Sorry folks

If you were curious she's three years younger.

I have failed you GAF.

She probably saw this thread.

 

[shadyspace]

But your sister's still staying right.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

is she still in the house ? If so offer to walk/drive her home you smuck !

I already drove her home... with two other individuals in the vehicle.

 

[jgminto]

She changed her mind about staying over so I guess this is how the night ends. Sorry folks

If you were curious she's three years younger.

I have failed you GAF.

She probably saw this thread.

Damn you KAOz

 

[Alligatorjandro]

you wouldnt have done anything anyway

 

[Plywood]

She changed her mind about staying over so I guess this is how the night ends. Sorry folks

If you were curious she's three years younger.

 

[GrimReaper]

First thought:

 

[SJRB]

She changed her mind about staying over so I guess this is how the night ends. Sorry folks

If you were curious she's three years younger.

I have failed you GAF.

Come on dude, use your suave skills to pursuade her into staying.

 

[commedieu]

I already drove her home... with two other individuals in the vehicle.

That was...

fast..?

 

[Fry]

She changed her mind about staying over so I guess this is how the night ends. Sorry folks

If you were curious she's three years younger.

I have failed you GAF.

You're not the hero we need.

 

[Slayer-33]

Don't tell me you sent her the link to this thread.


I was kidding lol.


lol.