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[Kyoufu]

I dreamt about Copenhagen going through tonight, scored a counter and while Lille went up 2-1 we still held on and got it because of the away goal. Then I woke up and hated everything realizing it what I had just experienced wasn't real.

I dreamt I was perma-banned on GAF.

Had the biggest "phew, just a dream" moment when I realised I was dreaming lol

 

[Yurt]

His full quote:

“If Juventus really want Llorente they should hunt down every cent of his €36m clause,” Bilbao President Josu Urrutia told Canal Plus after his side lost 4-0 to Atletico Madrid in Llorente's absence last night.

“The future of Llorente is not in our hands. I've always said that a player can go if they don't care about Athletic anymore or if someone pays their termination clause, but these conditions do not exist.

“He's an Athletic player and we continue to rely on him.”

No thank you. Next?

 

[Vivalaraza]

RVP comes across as a bit of a JT at times.

His argument with Krul was proper JT-ish.

He can't help it though, he's Dutch.

 

[Salvadora]

RVP comes across as a bit of a JT at times.

I'll be honest, If I was playing with Ramsey I could imagine myself cracking up. He takes shots like that all the time & they almost never work.

His argument with Krul was proper JT-ish.

He can't help it though, he's Dutch.

Krul was time-wasting to be fair.

 

[Kyoufu]

No thank you. Next?

Want Demba Ba? He's good!

 

[Salvadora]

'Are Liverpool on the cusp of greatness?' Football weekly is cracking me up already.

 

[Zabojnik]

His full quote:

No thank you. Next?

It's time we stopped joking about it and started believing it, Yurt. Dzeko, Jovetic and now Llorente are out of reach. We're seriously getting Borriello. Again.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Apparently Frogson has banned anybody under the age of 23 from having a complementary sports car from Chevrolet.

I don't why he bothers with this stuff anymore tbh. Fergie just loves dat power.

 

[Yen]

His full quote:



No thank you. Next?

A 6 foot 3 centre forward, you say?

 

[Zabojnik]

Apparently Frogson has banned anybody under the age of 23 from having a complementary sports car from Chevrolet.

I don't why he bothers with this stuff anymore tbh. Fergie just loves dat power.

He's doing them a favour.

 

[Salvadora]

Apparently Frogson has banned anybody under the age of 23 from having a complementary sports car from Chevrolet.

I don't why he bothers with this stuff anymore tbh. Fergie just loves dat power.

Finally hearing the truth about why Pogba left.

 

[Yen]

'Are Liverpool on the cusp of greatness?' Football weekly is cracking me up already.

Arsenal have no ambition. *runs away*

 

[Vivalaraza]

He's doing them a favour.

Dunno, I wouldn't say no to a free Corvette, even if I was a millionaire.

Finally hearing the truth about why Pogba left.

Haha.

Do Juve players get their pick of Ferrari's then?

 

[Clegg]

Mickaël Martin-Haim @MikaMartinHaim 48m
Zenit Saint Petersburg has made an offer of 25 million euros at Manchester United for Nani.

This is the same French journo who claims SAF was in France to see Zouma.

 

[Gareth Bale]

We sold this keeper David Button to Charlton. I guess we didn't think he was going to make it:

 

[Splatt]

I dreamt about Copenhagen going through tonight, scored a counter and while Lille went up 2-1 we still held on and got it because of the away goal. Then I woke up and hated everything realizing it what I had just experienced wasn't real.

Odds on Copenhagen to win are 11.0

 

[Salvadora]

Does Rooney still smoke?

 

[Yurt]

It's time we stopped joking about it and started believing it, Yurt. Dzeko, Jovetic and now Llorente are out of reach. We're seriously getting Borriello. Again.

There's absolutely no way it's Borriello. He quite clearly sucked ass here and Conte, Marotta and even Borriello himself knows it.

Dunno, I wouldn't say no to a free Corvette, even if I was a millionaire.

Haha.

Do Juve players get their pick of Ferrari's then?

I would.

And we gave Ibra an Enzo. What a waste.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Does Rooney still smoke?

Yes.

(I don't know if he smokes like every day, but he has been sighted smoking several times. Berbatov smokes too I think).

 

[Broder Salsa]

Odds on Copenhagen to win are 11.0

Don't need to win as we got 1-0 at home.

 

[Salvadora]

Yes.

(I don't know if he smokes like every day, but he has been sighted smoking several times. Berbatov smokes too I think).

Don't understand how any professional footballer could be allowed to smoke.

 

[Splatt]

Don't need to win as we got 1-0 at home.

I already put a bet. You need to win!

 

[Broder Salsa]

Don't understand how any professional footballer could be allowed to smoke.

It's probably not so much about allowing them as just them doing it.

 

[Roland Garros]

Don't understand how anyone with a brain would smoke, but meh.

 

[Carbonox]

It's probably not so much about allowing them as just them doing it.

That looks rather large. Reminds me more of an E-cig than a genuine cigarette but then Messi is goblin-sized so even a cigarette would look massive in his hands.

 

[Yurt]

Don't understand how anyone with a brain would smoke, but meh.

Are we talking cigarettes or weed here?

 

[Roland Garros]

Are we talking cigarettes or weed here?

Cigarettes, obviously.

Not that I've tried either.

 

[Arnie]

Back to the boy with no feet, he literally can't curl a ball, how's he going to play for Barcelona?

 

[Salvadora]

Back to the boy with no feet, he literally can't curl a ball, how's he going to play for Barcelona?

Grinch, Is that you?

 

[dc89]

Swansea threatening to pull the plug on any Sinclair deal. Accuse Marwood of messing them around.

Come back Gary Cook.

Balls to it, throw £12m Arsenal's way for Walcott.

 

[Kyoufu]

It's probably not so much about allowing them as just them doing it.

Messi smokes?

Ronaldo is the best in the world.

 

[K1LLER7]

This is the same French journo who claims SAF was in France to see Zouma.

If United have have a good enough replacement lined up and will be able to use the 25m available, i'd sell.

 

[dc89]

Pro Evo 2013 demo II is out on Xbox Live right now.

 

[Slizz]

Pro Evo 2013 demo II is out on Xbox Live right now.

Twice the trash?

 

[K1LLER7]

Zenit's manager has apparently come out and stated that he wants Nani.

 

[Slizz]

Zenit's manager has apparently come out and stated that he wants Nani.

Best case scenario right there. Obscure league with a team(s) that will pay big bucks.

 

[dc89]

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am dying here. Literally dying with laughter.

Rene Meulensteen - City's transfer policy is quick fix.

1. He said City didn't have the mentality to win a title.
2. His club have recently signed RVP.

So I suggest he stops reciting tired old cliches.

 

[Clegg]

If Zenit offer £25m instead of 25m euros then we should consider selling.

But SAF should only sell if he can reinvest in the team.

 

[Broder Salsa]

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am dying here. Literally dying with laughter.

Rene Meulensteen - City's transfer policy is quick fix.

1. He said City didn't have the mentality to win a title.
2. His club have recently signed RVP.

So I suggest he stops reciting tired old cliches.

He's a fucking tool. This is what he said 7 or 8 years ago

"If Brøndby did like FC København Danish football would be fucking miles away."

It's true. We are fucking miles away now, so much better. Meanwhile Brøndby are fighting against relegation.

 

[Joel Was Right]

How did I miss this. Regarding Ramsey and RVP.

It's well known RVP has a temper. Remember he used to get sent off regularly?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Rene has been speaking alot more lately. On the weekend too SAF was talking to him alot and not really Phelan. Meulensteen has always been at the core of the coaching staff but it's interesting that he's speaking out these days.

Fergie had a real go at him after his comments about City at the end of the last season, apparently.

He's right about the Arab world though. Spend spend spend is the policy of choice.

 

[Salvadora]

It's well known RVP has a temper. Remember he used to get sent off regularly?

I'd love to hear what was going on in the locker room last season.

 

[Arnie]

na na naaa naa na naa naa

Sahin was strongly linked with Arsenal before making the switch to Liverpool, but he is in no doubt that he has made the right decision.

"Everything people told me about Liverpool is there, what I see now," said Sahin, who has revealed Real's ex-Reds midfielder Xabi Alonso urged him to make the move.

"It is a very big club with a huge history and I think I have made the right choice."

Asked about the prospect of him making a permanent transfer to Anfield, Sahin said: "In football you never know.

"I am here for this season and then you never know what will be happening in a few months.

"I am looking forward to playing this year here and after, we will see."

 

[dc89]

Sky Sports understands that Man City and Swansea have been unable to agree a fee for Scott Sinclair.

https://twitter.com/SkyGraemeBailey/status/240463568099745792

A few days ago Sky said Sinday would be today!

Ahh well, NEXT.

 

[GorillaJu]

'Are Liverpool on the cusp of greatness?' Football weekly is cracking me up already.

Sounded to me like AC Jimbo just baiting some laughs out of the crew. They get a ton of fan/hate mail from Liverpool supporters and they take jabs at them all the time in the podcast.

 

[Kyoufu]

Sky Sports understands that Man City and Swansea have been unable to agree a fee for Scott Sinclair.

https://twitter.com/SkyGraemeBailey/status/240463568099745792

A few days ago Sky said Sinday would be today!

Ahh well, NEXT.

Give us 20 million for Shane Ferguson!

 

[Salvadora]

Sounded to me like AC Jimbo just baiting some laughs out of the crew. They get a ton of fan/hate mail from Liverpool supporters and they take jabs at them all the time in the podcast.

First time I've listened to it. The Andy Carroll stuff was funny as well.

 

[Slizz]

Sky Sports understands that Man City and Swansea have been unable to agree a fee for Scott Sinclair.

https://twitter.com/SkyGraemeBailey/status/240463568099745792

A few days ago Sky said Sinday would be today!

Ahh well, NEXT.

It's like you're just getting excited to sign anyone. Do you really want Sinclair? You have depth already so I just can't imagine why his addition is necessary.

 

[GorillaJu]

First time I've listened to it. The Andy Carroll stuff was funny as well.

They're fair when Liverpool play well but if they were Gaf members they'd be :lolerpoolin' like every one else.

 

[José Mourinho]

Back to the boy with no feet, he literally can't curl a ball, how's he going to play for Barcelona?

I'm with you on this. Fair play to him and all, but when I read that story my reaction, contrary to most, was that's a bit daft.