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[ronito]

I like to eat oatmeal raisin cookies.

They're better than chocolate chip. There i said it.

You monster!

 

[Perspicacity]

Oatmeal raisin is the better cookie, what's the issue?

 

[ronito]

Oatmeal raisin is the better cookie, what's the issue?

Um oatmeal and raisins? It's not a cookie it's a round health bar.

 

[Rokam]

Um oatmeal and raisins? It's not a cookie it's a round health bar.

You're a round health bar!!!

 

[abusori]

White chocolate & macadamia nut cookies are actually the best, just so you guys know.

 

[Mr. Fix]

White chocolate & macadamia nut cookies are actually the best, just so you guys know.

You know your cookies.

 

[Featheredkitten]

Um oatmeal and raisins? It's not a cookie it's a round health bar.

you've never had mine. I make them with Golden syrup.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Flights are cheap and your relationships are dicey.

PUMP PARTY!

Well I am single now...
Nah I'd rather jump someone a wee bit closer

Also chocolate chip cookies are where it's at

 

[akira28]

finally, a sane man.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Well I am single now...
Nah I'd rather jump someone a wee bit closer

Also chocolate chip cookies are where it's at

Define "closer".

Chocolate Chip for life.

 

[ronito]

you've never had mine. I make them with Golden syrup.

bring it on.

 

[Neverender]

Everybody bake me your best cookie and I will settle this argument

 

[Featheredkitten]

Everybody bake me your best cookie and I will settle this argument

If i wasn't neck deep in classes i would. maybe at christmas

 

[Cyan]

Everybody bake me your best cookie and I will settle this argument

I would totally win that shit. My molasses cookies destroy all comers.

 

[ronito]

If i wasn't neck deep in classes i would. maybe at christmas

We cannot late the great cookie debate go unanswered!
Christmas it is.

I would totally win that shit. My molasses cookies destroy all comers.

Et tu brute?

 

[Cyan]

Et tu brute?

Nah, I'll take chocolate chip over oatmeal any day of the week and twelve times on Sunday.

 

[Featheredkitten]

I would totally win that shit. My molasses cookies destroy all comers.

We have a cookie date in December. That i'm winning. Molasses indeed. INDEED I SAY.

 

[Neverender]

Ok well I live in Australia so you'll have to each ship me a cookie at Christmas and account for the travel time in your bake, I don't want any stale cookies.

 

[Featheredkitten]

Australia? they'd never make it through customs, all those deadly spiders and various venomous creatures (including some of the sheep, i hear) would be attracted by the lovely smell. Don't want to cause an international incident.


I can see the headline now, "Has the US weaponized baked goods?"

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

Just checking in to say I agree. Oatmeal cookies are way better than chocolate chip.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Define "closer".

Preferably the same country I'm in

Chocolate Chip for life.

*Fist bump*

 

[Red]

Just wanted to chime in and say you oatmeal raisin people disgust me.


Chocolate chip +1

 

[oxrock]

Why does one cookie have to reign supreme? Just make batches of all the cookies and then eat them all!

 

[vidcons]

It's like you heathens have never had a peanut butter cookie or something.

Enjoy your kiddie and old man cookies.

 

[Hale-XF11]

You guys need to take it to the next level:

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Preferably the same country I'm in

*Fist bump*

*Looks at profile*

 

[FairyD]

Everybody bake me your best cookie and I will settle this argument

I will make you a cookie so delicious it would feel like your being strangled and about to blow your load into the mouth of god.

 

[Lucian Cat]

*Looks at profile*

Ah I laughed way too hard at this. Sorry NotTheGuyYouKill, you're welcome to come visit though

 

[SMT]

I don't have the heart to tell my cousin to stop hitting on me.
She just creepy.

 

[braves01]

Peanut butter cookies guys. The best.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Ah I laughed way too hard at this. Sorry NotTheGuyYouKill, you're welcome to come visit though

Yes, visiting a boiling hot country filled to the brim with the most toxic animals on earth is on my bucket list.

Spoiler

Love the accent though.

I don't have the heart to tell my cousin to stop hitting on me.
She just creepy.

How long has this been going on?

 

[Lucian Cat]

Yes, visiting a boiling hot country filled to the brim with the most toxic animals on earth is on my bucket list.

Spoiler

Love the accent though.

</3 it's a cool 14c today. And the last ferocious thing I saw was my kitties playing

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

</3 it's a cool 14c today. And the last ferocious thing I saw was my kitties playing

My entire world view has been turned upside down. I've always assumed Australia = Surface of the sun.

Kitties are fucking deadly, don't turn your back on them girl!

 

[SMT]

Yes, visiting a boiling hot country filled to the brim with the most toxic animals on earth is on my bucket list.

Spoiler

Love the accent though.

How long has this been going on?

For 2 years, I have to block her on facebook chat. SO BAD.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

For 2 years, I have to block her on facebook chat. SO BAD.

Does she try having like... cyber sex with you or something? I mean what's the extent of the craziness here?

 

[SMT]

Does she try having like... cyber sex with you or something? I mean what's the extent of the craziness here?

She keep calling me cute, asking me about my sex life, and inviting me over to her beach-house.

 

[BeautifulMemory]

My entire world view has been turned upside down. I've always assumed Australia = Surface of the sun.

Kitties are fucking deadly, don't turn your back on them girl!

Shamelessly stole from the Funny Pic thread...

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

She keep calling me cute, asking me about my sex life, and inviting me over to her beach-house.

Is she younger or older? Pretty? Stable home life?

 

[SMT]

Is she younger or older? Pretty? Stable home life?

Older, pretty, hard rocker successful journalist. Drugs, everything, like girl on girl too.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Older, pretty, hard rocker successful journalist. Drugs, everything, like girl on girl too.

Man, it's a shame she's your cousin though... are you sure she's just not fucking with your head? Or maybe she is just a really open person?

 

[SMT]

Man, it's a shame she's your cousin though are you sure she's just not fucking with your head or she is just a really open person?

She's definitely an open person, but I don't know what she expects from me now.

She invited me over before, and introduced me to all her girlfriends (who got really comfy with me), I had a great time. But I don't feel like going back, it's too much work.

I have to get myself in great shape before I can go back, everyone is so high maintenance there. When I went, I was at my peak in terms of muscle mass. There's so much hoops I have to go through, if I go now, it will be even worse as I broke my finger recently.

I'm excited to go, but I don't wanna go like this, and I don't want to do drugs. Everyone does drugs at her parties, she didn't force me last time, but I could tell she was disappointed.

It's not a monthly thing, it's literally every fucking 3 or 4 days.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

She's definitely an open person, but I don't know what she expects from me now.

She invited me over before, and introduced me to all her girlfriends (who got really comfy with me), I had a great time. But I don't feel like going back, it's too much work.

I have to get myself in great shape before I can go back, everyone is so high maintenance there. When I went, I was at my peak in terms of muscle mass.

There's so much hoops I have to go through, if I go now, it will be even worse as I broke my finger recently.

I'm excited to go, but I don't wanna go like this, and I don't want to do drugs. Everyone does drugs at her parties.

This doesn't sound all that appealing to be honest.

 

[SMT]

This doesn't sound all that appealing to be honest.

Yeah, she's my cuz, so I don't wanna embarrass her either, but I got good enough looks, but I have to suppress my geekiness and get all 'trendy'.

Lots of pressure.

 

[lunch]

Just checking in to say I agree. Oatmeal cookies are way better than chocolate chip.

I guess none of you guys have eaten the best cookie: oatmeal chocolate chip.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Yeah, she's my cuz, so I don't wanna embarrass her either, but I got good enough looks, but I have to suppress my geekiness and get all 'trendy'.

Lots of pressure.

Maybe your geekiness is what she likes

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I guess none of you guys have eaten the best cookie: oatmeal chocolate chip.

Good stuff.

It's not a monthly thing, it's literally every fucking 3 or 4 days.

Sounds like she's gonna wear herself out bad at some point.

But I still don't see how you think she has a crush on you. She just seems kinda sexually open and just likes to party.

Hey man, what if you're projecting?

 

[Avixph]

Good stuff.



Sounds like she's gonna wear herself out bad at some point.

But I still don't see how you think she has a crush on you. She just seems kinda sexually open and just likes to party.

Hey man, what if you're projecting?

He totally is.

 

[Rei_Toei]

Um oatmeal and raisins? It's not a cookie it's a round health bar.

You are aware that an oatmeal and raisin cookie is like 50% sugar and butter?

 

[Shimesaba]

You are aware that an oatmeal and raisin cookie is like 50% sugar and butter?

It's true. You may run a damn good thread, Ronito, but you have some... unorthodox ideas about health food.

 

[jgminto]

Yeah, she's my cuz, so I don't wanna embarrass her either, but I got good enough looks, but I have to suppress my geekiness and get all 'trendy'.

Lots of pressure.

I don't know why I found this so hilarious. Perhaps because I just watched the The Godfather Part III.