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I know a lot of guys swear by it but I just can't ever seem to pull off the "treat girl like shit" routine. At least not as a conscious move. I mean I do it plenty when I'm not trying.
 
NyQuil is the new alcohol
I was snoozing by 10pm last night.
 
shadyspace said:
People in my apartment complex are so goddamn loud and this one chick gets up at 4am every night and slams fucking doors.
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Haha... I'll probably be experiencing that soon enough when I get my own apartment sometime next year.

But at least I won't be required to go to church every Sunday with my parents anymore.
 
shadyspace said:
Jesus Atra I thought you were a college boy. Why you still living with the rents.
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I'm a commuting college boy. :P

And the reason why I'm still living with my parents is because:
-They are cheap and didn't want to pay the money for student housing
-I don't have the money because I currently don't have a paying job
-& it gives them more control over my life

Oh. And that's another reason why it's so damn fucking hard for me to get laid because I still live with my overbearing religious fucktard parents.
 
downstairs neighbors are being mad loud and I can smell them smoking weed outside from my open windows thus granting me the unspoken rule that I can crank tunes

blasting burial - kindred on the turntable, drinking a sierra nevada and loading another bowl
 
Holy crap. Work was so brutal today. I was hopped up on pseudophedrin for the first half of the day, and then I practically shut down when it wore off, I told my boss around lunch to free up some people to cover me but it just never happened. :/

Actually though, all things considered I was more productive than usual. I was just in this weird sickness zone and also not wanting to socialize at all. So I just powered through it.

Home, just showered and took shots of NyQuil. Have some sparkling water and more cartoons to watch. My friends 30th bday is tomorrow. :o going to a brunch gettogether. Also, holy fuck, my "I'm sick and just lounging" outfit is fuckin stylin. I wish everyone could see me. I look like that hot Asian homeless guy.
 
tried to play Sleeping Dogs but everyone was talking in a foreign language so i sort of dozed off. dong flashed some roommate's friends but they were sitting off to the side.

when did beer pong become a once-and-done thing.
 
just went and saw jurassic park.. its still the best movie.

i think theyre playing beer pong in my basement, i dont get it either. fucking kids
 
Mully said:
I haven't had sex in two months. What gives ladies? I thought you all liked the way my dick tastes.
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Why not ? You look pretty ripped in photo's i have seen of you, Shouldn't be to hard to pull a few chicks with a body like that.
 
Man, last night was bad. I got really down. I think it's time I rethink my strategy before shit gets dark. The remaining weekend will be spent in hiding. Maybe I'll buy a new video game.
 
Snuggler said:
Man, last night was bad. I got really down. I think it's time I rethink my strategy before shit gets dark. The remaining weekend will be spent in hiding. Maybe I'll buy a new video game.
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You've been doing this a lot lately man. Stop posting on GAF for a while and just do random things with people.
 
Nah dawg, I've actually been making a serious effort to try to get back out there and find myself again, it's just that the results have been mixed so far. I never choose to GAF over doing real life stuff, I just end up here when I have nothing else to do.
 
I've probably rode my bike for over a thousand miles this summer. The treads have been worn off entirely so when I try to break the bike slides, it's pretty rad. I almost went over the handlebars the other night.
 
so who's drivking out right now. I just got rejected by some French girl at a bar. but I feel ok cause I talked to a girl at least, time to hit on some more random girls. who's with me? blaaaaa
 
I'm actually like just about to go to a brunch thing and I'm pretty sure there's going to limitless mimosas.....
I think I'm still too sick to drink though. :(
 
Jtwo said:
I'm actually like just about to go to a brunch thing and I'm pretty sure there's going to limitless mimosas.....
I think I'm still too sick to drink though. :(
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Fuck you too then!

Went to the A's game last night, was star wars fireworks night. Pretty awesome to go onto the outfield after the game and see em.
 
I shared one mimosa and it made me sick. :( still super sick. Now we're gOnna go make pickles. I'm not gonna be 30 for another 5 years. :o
 
Whoa dude

When? Schpongle.. Goddamn haven heard that name in a while.
 
Man, I've gained a lot of weight lately (fat, not muscles). I had four tequilas and a beer tonight. That would have been enough to down me half a year ago. Today it just made me slightly more than tipsy.

I need to do more exercise.
 
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