I don't give a fuck what any motherfucker says I need a bacon cheeseburger and some Bif Naked - I, Bificus right now. I don't even know what that album sounds like except for the single, but me and my roommate got high and downloaded it awhile back. Greatest decision of my life. Feels good just to say I have it on my computer.
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drunk thread? drunk thread.
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Abuse benzodiazepines to cure your anxiety,That amount of vodka will just fuck your liver and you will soon enough never be able to party again.
Abuse benzodiazepines to make everything feel ok.
benzodiazepines send me to sleep so none of this advice i give would work on me
Drank so many beers and smoked so much drugs last night. Paid for a song on the jukebox and when it was finally about to come on some jizzbag DJ cut it off and started playing fuckin dubstep Uncle Kracker and shit. I tried but I could not get drunk and/or high enough for that shit. I'm not sure about these bar nights anymore, at first they were quite fruitful but lately they've been so underwhelming. I think it's time I sell everything and become a lone woodsman.
Fuck Thursdays.
Fuck Thursdays.
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Dude I have like the full blown flu over here.
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I'm dead I'm sick I have the plague it was fun, y'all but I'm about to float away to the spirit realm
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Yeah Denzel is my lawyer
shadyspace
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How do you go to the gym? I've never done it before.
Atramental
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Hey guys, what are you gonna do if Romney wins?
Take advantage of my new tax cut.
Party hard. Mitt is the fuckin man.
shadyspace
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Laugh.
Atramental
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I think that's one of the side effects of being a Mormon.
freenudemacusers
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artificial skin bro
Atramental
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Oh yeah. I keep on forgetting that he's a robot.
Buy private equity as more regulations fall, invest in bubbles and get out at the right time due to my insider connections, pay little to no taxes. You know, the usual.
complain a lot
i plan on emigrating eventually, a second romney term would probably accelerate it
it'll be the last straw. start making molotov cocktails i guess.
speculawyer
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Yes, that is pretty bad. You keep that up and your liver is gonna be fucked.
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What if when you typed a random word followed by .com it just took you to the wiki entry for that word?
Hey babes, stop letting this thread be so dead. I'm drinking beers, planning on heading out soon and trying to stay in touch with the human race. We'll see how it goes. I'll be getting lit fo sure tho. Then the rest of the weekend will be spent drifting through nothingness.
shadyspace
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I just ordered $70 worth of The Shield.
Atramental
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Sorry about that, Snuggs.
Been working on a research paper for my 20th century art history class. :/
Been working on a research paper for my 20th century art history class. :/
Pretty good show. It has a mild stink of typical FX dudebro lifestyle porn but the strong performances make it worthwhile. Seasons 5 and 7 were dope.
shadyspace
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It's only dudebro if you were one of the idiots who bought into the characters not being totally abhorrent. Shawn Ryan, the showrunner, talked a couple times about being bemused with a certain segment of the fanbase not really getting what the show was about. Not saying you were one of these people btw.
Waaaaaasapluv GAF
Fuck you.
I love u, don hat.
Atramental
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Welp... because I'm not having much luck at hooking up with gals at my university I think I'm gonna try the bars in my area.
Go for it. Lone wolf bar nights are hit or miss. Sometimes I see a bunch of people I know and hit it off with some fine ass bitches, sometimes I don't connect with anybody and just lurk in the dark while I pound drink after drink. Either way it's better than sitting at home, though.
Starting to feel it, time to depart. I found some fireworks I forgot about, gonna get high and blast them off before going to bar.
freenudemacusers
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i assume you mean gay bars
shadyspace
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This song from the Ten Things I hate about You soundtrack is really fucking me up.
I saw this guy at work today that looked exactly like Dr. Zaius, and I looked around at my coworkers to tell someone, but I realized that no one would know what I was talking about. It reminded me of one of the DJ's from GTA2.
classic messi
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