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[vidcons]

roommate get ur friends out of here

worst conversations

go to a bar i need to get wasted with the videogames and swear

 

[vidcons]

stop your awkward leaving shuffle. say bye, get out. baristas, boys. baristas.

 

[Snuggles]

stop your awkward leaving shuffle. say bye, get out. baristas, boys. baristas.

Kill them.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

yeah the passion lives

 

[Get'sMad]

its that time of the night where i just say fuck it and blast billy idols greatest hits and roll a joint

 

[C.Dark.DN]

Well, I'm sobering up from a half a bottle of whiskey. My 10 or so posts tonight were under the influence. Sent my sister the message "Im a fictional falcon of tree leaf berry taint". Until I drink the other half.

 

[AcridMeat]

Crosspost
Was given a gift today.

Which came in...

 

[Get'sMad]

clip yer nails bruh

;P

 

[Gorillaz]

bud light platinum is no joke. it's cheap, goes down easy, and 6% alcohol.

i haven't drank in 2 weeks, it's only 8:30, i'm 3 bottles in and i can already tell this night won't end well

Have yet to try platinum but so many peopel told me that shit was pretty good.

 

[coldvein]

drunk thread partyrock

 

[Timedog]

I'm drunk and blazed. I'm gonna try to make it into the 2016 Olympics.

 

[Timedog]

I'm so American I'll sell you suicide.

 

[coldvein]

I'm so American I'll sell you suicide.

stop being such a silly bitch! like you timedog.

 

[Kentpaul]

got stung by a wasp so im drinking away the pain that keeps on giving.

also going to see the Sweeney when i get slightly drunk. short of being in a bar/house/club the cinema experience is best when drunk

i feel sorry for none drinkers

 

[kehs]

I'm not drunk, unfortunately, but I feel like bitching.


I hate people. Just fucking all out misanthrope I am.

 

[Snuggles]

Copernicus you should build a cabin far out into the woods and just live off the land. Get off the grid, man.

 

[kehs]

You have no idea man.

You have no idea.

I want to move to a mountain top and live in a cave.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I think like, getting sick and not being able to drink sorta made me think about how much I drink.
I'm just stoned and contemplative after a very emotional night, I'll be back off the wagon soon.


Supposedly going to some mysterious "Indian feast" in San Francisco tonight. I don't anything else about it.





Exclusssssive photos of copernicus's cabin in the woods!!!!
http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/30936343564/cabin-in-the-woods

 

[Snuggles]

Can you remember the last time you went an entire week straight without a drink? I can't.

 

[kehs]

Can you remember the last time you went an entire week straight without a drink? I can't.

Business days, or calendar days?


You just depressed me jtwo, =*(

I totally want that.

Webpage title totally makes it complete. )*=

Sunday day drunk thread is in session.

 

[ATF487]

Ugh, two days of drinking and I'm beat.

Got laid last night too, which was fun. Think I pissed my friend off in the process but I regret nothing; it was so much better than the only other time I had done it..

 

[Get'sMad]

sunday

beer football etc

 

[Snuggles]

sunday

beer football etc

Yep. Mulling over what I should pick up tonight, can't be watching fooseball without some good beers. Lions better not fuck up.

 

[shadyspace]

I cut out wine for months and months 'cause of my diet but now that I'm below my target weight I bought a 1.5l of merlot all for myself. Feels good.

 

[coldvein]

seahawks beat da cowboys, i am pleased.

 

[Get'sMad]

the NFL season is always a good reminder of how terrible commercials are

 

[Horse Detective]

Blaahhheh. bleghhhhhhhhhhhghhghgh

 

[Get'sMad]

one time I killed a scorpion with a large kitchen knife

Sean! i'd like to thank your av for reminding me of that totally awesome memory

 

[kehs]

I don't want to go home gaf.

Whose couch can I crash on?

={

 

[shadyspace]

I don't have a couch.

 

[Snuggles]

I don't want to go home gaf.

Whose couch can I crash on?

={

Can you make it up to Northwestern Michigan? You can stay with me here. Just don't fuck with my shit.

 

[kehs]

Can I sleep on your bed? I give good head.

Thats a long drive snuggler.......my head statement still stands.

 

[kehs]

Eggman has a creepy voice....definitely not phonesex caliber.

 

[Snuggles]

What are you talking to Eggman about?

 

[kehs]

Nothing, I can never understand him so I end up hanging up on him. Its like a reverse prank call since he always calls me after I text him.

 

[shadyspace]

Tell him I'm glad he's dead.

 

[Wool]

Does Eggman talk about his mom's sexual organs on the phone too?

 

[kehs]

Not yet, unfortunately.

Eggman if you wan to talk about your mom and her eggman cum covered vaginal lips, please call me, I will totally rub one out.

 

[Gorillaz]

I don't want to go home gaf.

Whose couch can I crash on?

={

Thats how I feel most nights. The feeling of having to go home after barhoping/party jumping is the shittiest feeling in the world.

Spoiler

unless your taking home a little "something" then it's cool

 

[Broder Salsa]

Please call me too Eggy or at least record it.

I don't have a couch.

I don't have a bed. We can spoon on my couch though.

 

[shadyspace]

I don't have a bed.

Let's get married.

 

[kehs]

I'm gonna die tonight. Don't mourn me gaf.


Celebrate my work.


When you think about gaf you'll think about me and you'll wonder if gaf was ever the same without me, and then you'll ask yourself

 

[kehs]

Haddock fish is super tasty BTW.


Definitely give it a shot.

 

[shadyspace]

I wish I was gay. Gay guys and 40+ women always hit on me. I'm so sick of the grind.

 

[Broder Salsa]

You don't know if you like it before you have tried it.

 

[Snuggles]

I wish I was gay. Gay guys and 40+ women always hit on me. I'm so sick of the grind.

If you don't mind me asking, what happened with your friend with benefits? It sounded like that was going well for you. Also sick of the grind btw.

I hate the Lions. If it wasn't for the Pistons in 2004 sports would be nothing but disappointment for me. It's the one time my team won. Fuck sports.

 

[Horse Detective]

one time I killed a scorpion with a large kitchen knife

Sean! i'd like to thank your av for reminding me of that totally awesome memory

yer avatr looks like a van

 

[kehs]

What t do you guys think it'll take to get this thread closed?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm gonna die tonight. Don't mourn me gaf.


Celebrate my work.


When you think about gaf you'll think about me and you'll wonder if gaf was ever the same without me, and then you'll ask yourself

i will built a small raft out of your printed neogaf posts, float it down the river, and set it on fire.

 

[ZeroRay]

What t do you guys think it'll take to get this thread closed?

Mass nude pic posting.

Don't die please.