COMICS |OT| - November is SPANKSGIVING! 30 Days of Appreciating Funnybooks!

Status
Not open for further replies.
D

Deleted member 13876

Unconfirmed Member
"You're reading it wrong" is not a salient argument in any discussion ever, no matter how talented you are. And no artist, no matter how talented, can fill the glaring plotholes in Slott's writing, nor can they justify that things just end up happening for no reason other than the fact they must happen because Spider-Man is your wish fulfillment character who's so great and amazing and awesome at everything.

Again, it's not that I hate fun, or that I can't get in a specific mindset to enjoy things -I still buy Suicide Squad, for fuck's sake-, but "fun" doesn't equal "good", and quite frankly I'd much rather have "good" than "fun".

From what I can gather you haven't been reading it for the most part and have just been scanning for things to hate in synopsis and select scans, so I felt part of his admittedly heavy handed rant applied.
 

Owzers

Member
Stop talking about spoilers long enough for me to tell you comixology has Bulletproof Coffin and Bendis' full 12 issue Moon Knight series on sale right now.

Which ones are worth buying?
 

Bregor

Member
I think y'all need to chill the F out and get ready for some real hype news!

More ROM COMics?! :O



70872209736.9.GIF


Yeah, put Ryan Stegman on this and we're good. :3

I loved this comic when I was young - and I had the toy.
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
"You're reading it wrong" is not a salient argument in any discussion ever, no matter how talented you are. And no artist, no matter how talented, can fill the glaring plotholes in Slott's writing, nor can they justify that things just end up happening for no reason other than the fact they must happen because Spider-Man is your wish fulfillment character who's so great and amazing and awesome at everything.

Again, it's not that I hate fun, or that I can't get in a specific mindset to enjoy things -I still buy Suicide Squad, for fuck's sake-, but "fun" doesn't equal "good", and quite frankly I'd much rather have "good" than "fun".

I'm with you dude. I tried to read Spider Island thanks to the hype but the writing REALLY turned me off. It seemed so silly, taking the worst parts of old comics like endless monologing, dumb villains, 'funny' asides that sound like they're written by an enthusiastic 13 year old. I think I prefer either naturalistic or hyper stylised writing, and Slott is somewhere between the two. It feels juvenile to me and I just can't get into it.

The bolded is EXACTLY what rubbed me the wrong way I think. So many lucky co-incidences and shit being pulled out of nowhere (oh you work at a lab now and so can just pull super science out of your ass? riiiiiight)
 

ElNarez

Banned
From what I can gather you haven't been reading it for the most part and have just been scanning for things to hate in synopsis and select scans, so I felt part of his admittedly heavy handed rant applied.

I don't think it really matters how long it takes me to read a comic. (5 to 10 minutes, usually in the train or at home, sometimes in the shop when I don't wanna buy the comic in the case of Dan Slott on Amazing Spider-Man -I'm scum, I know-) It's not supposed to be up to me to be a good little reader and fill in the blanks in my head. It's up to Slott and whoever Marvel hired to get the book out every two weeks to make a good story and not have the blanks in the first place.

Closing statement: Dan Slott's run is like using a Spider-Man towel as a cum rag : it sounds cute, it has some nostalgic value, but you're still gonna get a handful of wank.
 
God, if DC fucks over digital readers because a handful of retailers are terrified that people who clearly already prefer the print format won't be willing to wait a half-day to read comics in their preferred format... well, they'll have much less of a leg to stand on the next time they complain about rampant comics piracy.
 
God, if DC fucks over digital readers because a handful of retailers are terrified that people who clearly already prefer the print format won't be willing to wait a half-day to read comics in their preferred format... well, they'll have much less of a leg to stand on the next time they complain about rampant comics piracy.
Nah brah it's bull shit to be able to sell comics that early. You don't do that to the brahs that preorder your comics and are your devote fan base. Should go live when ever east coast shops open, only fair.
 

ElNarez

Banned
Nah brah it's bull shit to be able to sell comics that early. You don't do that to the brahs that preorder your comics and are your devote fan base. Should go live when ever east coast shops open, only fair.

Fuck the west coast, and fuck people living west of the Greenwich Meridian. Comics at 9AM Uk Time or BUST.
 

Owzers

Member
Nah brah it's bull shit to be able to sell comics that early. You don't do that to the brahs that preorder your comics and are your devote fan base. Should go live when ever east coast shops open, only fair.

As dcbs people, Doom cares not whether digital readers get them 10 hours earlier, i'll still have to wait till the first week of the next month to get my shipment Xo.
 

B-Dubs

No Scrubs
Nah brah it's bull shit to be able to sell comics that early. You don't do that to the brahs that preorder your comics and are your devote fan base. Should go live when ever east coast shops open, only fair.

As of right now DC tends to put its digital stuff up around 3pm EST, so it tends to go up well after eastcoast shops open.
 
God, if DC fucks over digital readers because a handful of retailers are terrified that people who clearly already prefer the print format won't be willing to wait a half-day to read comics in their preferred format... well, they'll have much less of a leg to stand on the next time they complain about rampant comics piracy.

Would that really be "fucking readers over"? It's been one week that it actually happened. How would reverting back to the way it was done for like a year be fucking readers over?
 
Would that really be "fucking readers over"? It's been one week that it actually happened. How would reverting back to the way it was done for like a year be fucking readers over?

I was referring to the prospect of DC delaying digital releases to midnight on Thursday, which Johnston mentions. I don't think mid-day releases are an option for several of the non-comiXology digital platforms, which is why they began midnight Wed. releases.
 

FoneBone

Member
Would that really be "fucking readers over"? It's been one week that it actually happened. How would reverting back to the way it was done for like a year be fucking readers over?

Because the old policy to which they'd be reverting was treating digital purchasers as second-class, by not making books available until hours after shops opened?
 
Because the old policy to which they'd be reverting was treating digital purchasers as second-class, by not making books available until hours after shops opened?

Again, 2PM releases (which were annoying, but not really more than that) aren't an option for most of the digital platforms other than comiXology. DC can either screw over digital buyers by making them wait most of a full day (thus destroying the entire notion of day-and-date digital comics), or continue with 12:01 AM Wednesday releases and find another way to placate retailers. Or, in my imagination, just tell the retailers to go fuck themselves.

I think the second option is more likely, thankfully, but I'm still fairly concerned.
 
I was referring to the prospect of DC delaying digital releases to midnight on Thursday, which Johnston mentions. I don't think mid-day releases are an option for several of the non-comiXology digital platforms, which is why they began midnight Wed. releases.

Yeah that would be bonkers. Sorry, I don't actually "read" Johnston's posts.
 
Marvel NOW! presents Wolverine #1 by Paul Cornell and Alan Davis


... James is at his best when he’s protecting others. I’ve been a father for four weeks, and I asked myself, which super hero would I hand my baby to? And the answer is James Logan, because he will die before he see that child hurt, and anyone who wants to do so has to get through the Wolverine. This title is about that balance between protector and berserker, between long-lived oddity and regular guy."

Cornell went on to describe his mission statement for the book, and described his approach as having "the sensibility of a show like 'Person of Interest'" with aspects of "character, hard action, a few laughs, James with a new supporting cast of fellow professionals, going hunting in the big city, the lives of innocents at stake."
Ehh.
 

boinx

Member
698 was definitely Slott's best Spidey issue so far, i was skeptical at first but after reading it i'm definitely interested to see where this is going.
 
698 was definitely Slott's best Spidey issue so far, i was skeptical at first but after reading it i'm definitely interested to see where this is going.

I like the turn of events but the art and actual panel to panel writing was awful. Probably his worst single issue to date, execution-wise.
 
D

Deleted member 13876

Unconfirmed Member
I like the turn of events but the art and actual panel to panel writing was awful. Probably his worst single issue to date, execution-wise.

I got the same feeling the first time through. The second time knowing
the twist I can see why some dialog felt kinda jarring.
 
I got the same feeling the first time through. The second time knowing
the twist I can see why some dialog felt kinda jarring.

Yeah,
I get why it was the way it was. I'm actually glad I got spoiled. If I'd read that issue not knowing what was going on I would have never finished it. It's just that poorly written. Like, beyond trying to sound like a bad guy, just the worst bad guy dialogue written since like Stan Lee.
 

Owzers

Member
Moon Knight bendis comixology issues bought, will come back and complain if they aren't good. The art and price will help ease the Bendis Burden.
 
Top 10 powerful people in comics. by rich johnston

#10: Eric Stephenson
#9: Kevin Feige
#8: Thomas Tull
#7: Dan Didio
#6: Brian Michael Bendis
#5: Joe Quesada
#4: Geoff Johns
#3: Robert Kirkman
#2: Isaac Perlmutter
#1: Jim Lee

Isaac Perlmutter helped marvel het out of bankrupsy and was in hcarge of toy biz. he is current the CEO of marvel.

Thomas Tull is the founder of Legenday Studios which makes many of DC's movies.

Jim Lee at 1 is a wierd choice he has had not a lot of spotlight since wildstorm as sold. Also i feel like Bendis has more pull than Joey Q.
 

B-Dubs

No Scrubs
Top 10 powerful people in comics. by rich johnston

#10: Eric Stephenson
#9: Kevin Feige
#8: Thomas Tull
#7: Dan Didio
#6: Brian Michael Bendis
#5: Joe Quesada
#4: Geoff Johns
#3: Robert Kirkman
#2: Isaac Perlmutter
#1: Jim Lee

Isaac Perlmutter helped marvel het out of bankrupsy and was in hcarge of toy biz. he is current the CEO of marvel.

Thomas Tull is the founder of Legenday Studios which makes many of DC's movies.

Jim Lee at 1 is a wierd choice he has had not a lot of spotlight since wildstorm as sold. Also i feel like Bendis has more pull than Joey Q.

Bendis would never have been able to talk anyone into One More Day. Unless I'm misremembering and we don't have to blame Quesada for that monstrosity.
 
Whoever did the coloring job on this Excalibur vol. 2 cover should be fired


It's dark, it's ugly, it's orange, it hides all of Art Adams' wonderful details and makes the work difficult to read. God, this is shit
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom