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[GorillaJu]

Benteke, fingering his way into my heart

 

[Salazar]

What is Wilshere's contract situation ?

:lol at Chamakh's pen. Disgracefully casual.

 

[KidA Seven]

Got my flag flying high.

 

[AndresON777]

lol sorry about that. Holland has a nice flag

 

[Salazar]

I'm sorry, but :lol

Sportsmail understands that should Walcott leave Arsenal, his first choice would be United.

We can all dream, Theo.

Walcott is declining to sign a five-year deal worth £75,000 a week, while formal talks over fresh terms have not taken place since August 28.

He is said to be keen to stay but wants a deal closer to £100,000 a week.

He should count himself lucky to be pulling down 75.

 

[Sviatoslav]

lol sorry about that. Holland has a nice flag

Almost as nice as Armenia's!

 

[GorillaJu]

When I was 18, 19, probably all the way up to 24 or 25, every time I saw a hot girl I would think "oh she's pretty" or "she's kind of cute," but now when I see a hot girl I immediately begin to play in my head what I'd do to her if it weren't, you know, completely unacceptable in every way to just pull aside a random girl at the train station and start boning.

Am I a sociopath?

 

[Slizz]

 

[Salazar]

Am I a sociopath?

I wouldn't dignify it with medical terminology.

You're just a prick.

Slizzzzzz

 

[Timurid]

Olivia is hot! Schmidt is so funny on that show. lol

 

[AndresON777]

Almost as nice as Armenia's!

I have a 14 day xbl code if you want to get get ur ass kicked anónimo papi

 

[Sloosha]

Am I a sociopath?

Footy-gaf doesn't seem like the right place to calibrate your moral barometer.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Has anyone else never finished a GTA? I am trying to get through them all before 5 comes out even though I have played them all before but never finished them! I have only finished Ballard of Gay Tony!

 

[AndresON777]

GTA4 was great. Yep I passed it. Colombia against ur clubs quiche?

 

[GorillaJu]

Has anyone else never finished a GTA? I am trying to get through them all before 5 comes out even though I have played them all before but never finished them! I have only finished Ballard of Gay Tony!

I've never finished a GTA game either. They're really neat creations but aren't fun to play and that's what kills them for me.

 

[AndresON777]

Wonder que Mumei is doping?

 

[rodvik]

Home or Away?

That last one; *swoon*

Home. Great pics!

 

[rodvik]

Has anyone else never finished a GTA? I am trying to get through them all before 5 comes out even though I have played them all before but never finished them! I have only finished Ballard of Gay Tony!

Finished all of them (the console ones). Vice City was the hardest, San Andreas was the best.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Looking forward to going through Vice City/Vice City Stories as they are my favorite to fuck about in! Need to buy Liberty City Stories for my Vita though.

GTA4 was great. Yep I passed it. Colombia against ur clubs quiche?

Na! It's 4 in the morning and I need to sleep so I can get up for the Club World Cup game!

 

[Mumei]

You're basically going to see a picture of Wilbury's penis. It's like a football-GAF rite of passage.

Don't worry though, it's incredibly small and non-threatening.

Do yourself a favour. Do NOT open any PM's from Wilbs for the next 24 hours.

Some things, mortal man was not meant to see.

Oh, I see.

Well, he has not sent me any PMs in any event.

 

[AndresON777]

lol your avatar is so cute. I have watched TDKR like 49 times lol

MOOOOOONTEEEERREEEEEEEY!


good job Andrés I thought you would post a more embarrassing post to your cartoon love bird

 

[Judderman]

Fucking Arsenal. Goddamnit.

 

[Salazar]

Fucking Arsenal. Goddamnit.

Upcoming fixtures could be worse.

Reading away
Wigan away
West Ham home
Newcastle home
Southampton away

I couldn't, in good conscience, put any money on Arsenal at the moment, but they should get close to 10 points out of that. Unless they're completely demoralised.

 

[Fady K]

Guys ever play a game you really want to like but its just so flawed its hard to fight through?

I've gone back to Alice madness returns after a year or so, I'd put a lot of hours into it so thought I must be near the end but I'm not halfway through which is one of its main problems the levels are ridiculously long and it jut makes it a kind of boring experience

I was just doing a tricky part where I was dying in a fight, I finally look like i am about to beat it and the game crashes

*desk being flipped over gif*

*Damn*, that really sucks bro. The game can be repetitive but I just really liked it for some reason. I loved the universe, especially those city levels between the main areas (they were too darn short though!). How much do you have to replay to get back to where you were last? I think the game autosaves so you should be close.

This is unbelievably awesome.

Yay my puppys op (castration) all went ok! It's been 7 days now and he can finally leave the stupid cone off his head

Celebrated with a bone

Congrats elseanio

 

[KidA Seven]

good job Andrés I thought you would post a more embarrassing post to your cartoon love bird

 

[FootballFan]

How is that a punishment? Our keepers are awesome. You are just spoiled by how awesome the rest of barca is.

??! Valdes and Pinto are awesome, seems the rest of you hate them lol.

Also:

 

[Fady K]

??! Valdes and Pinto are awesome, seems the rest of you hate them lol.

I must say - Pinto has been working hard when on goal these days. Valdes can do a lot better, he has been a *little* disappointing, but not too bad.

 

[nemesun]

lol is nemesun's avatar not miroslav klose?

Goddamn bunch of Johnny-come-latlies... I'm ashamed of you Andres.

 

[Salazar]

SAF confirms Vidic against Sunderland.

And Martin Samuel, justifiably reviled on occasion for his prose, his views, and his shit beard, writes a decent article spelling it out for all the thick fucks out there

And looking at the footage from behind one goal on Sunday, Ferdinand would not have needed to dodge a single coin after Robin van Persie scored Manchester United’s winning goal, but a whole monetary shower.

At one stage in the second half, Wayne Rooney goes to take a corner from the left. Clearly visible is a hail of tiny missiles as he stands, back to the fans, ready to restart the play. And it is this bit of footage that kills, dead, the idea that player provocation played any part in the events of Sunday.

Rooney wasn’t taunting the home fans, he didn’t even turn to them. Met with the standard sea of angry, contorted faces as he went to take his kick, he merely rounded to face the game and got on with his job. So there was no excuse, no mitigation beyond hatred and jealousy.

A section of modern football supporters do not need a trigger to demonstrate their brutal irresponsibility. And celebrating an emotional late goal isn’t a trigger anyway.

 

[nemesun]

Fucking Arsenal. Goddamnit.

Get used to it mate, this is going to be the norm not the exception for the foreseeable future.

 

[LegoArmo]

5 best wingers in the world, go!

 

[FootballFan]

I must say - Pinto has been working hard when on goal these days. Valdes can do a lot better, he has been a *little* disappointing, but not too bad.

Pinto is a pretty good goalkeeper tbh, definitely good enough to be second goalie for a massive club like Barca.

He did win the Zamora trophy with Celta Vigo back in '06 for a reason Getting old now though, 37.

5 best wingers in the world, go!

Ribery, Robben, Shaqiri, Alaba(if used there) and Lahm(same as alaba).

 

[nemesun]

SAF confirms Vidic against Sunderland.

If Vidic gets anywhere near his best, there is no stopping this Manu train!

 

[Blablurn]

another sign that our team has changed

Gomez saying he doesnt mind coming from the bench if it means we can win the championship. that comes from the same guy who said "i'm not made for the bench" some years ago.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I have a 14 day xbl code if you want to get get ur ass kicked anónimo papi

My brother has Xbox live now, I can use his account! I can play in like two hours if you wish.

 

[nemesun]

5 best wingers in the world, go!

1. Babel
2. Gervinho
3. Obertan
4. Milner
5. Eboue

You're welcome.

 

[Fady K]

Pinto is a pretty good goalkeeper tbh, definitely good enough to be second goalie for a massive club like Barca.

He did win the Zamora trophy with Celta Vigo back in '06 for a reason Getting old now though, 37.

Wow, 37 - I forgot he is that old already :/ He doesn't pull off some of the silly mistakes that Valdes does >_< Maybe he can stick around till 40 like Van Der Saar, or go beyond that like Friedel (Tottenham).

 

[FootballFan]

Wow, 37 - I forgot he is that old already :/ He doesn't pull off some of the silly mistakes that Valdes does >_< Maybe he can stick around till 40 like Van Der Saar, or go beyond that like Friedel (Tottenham).

Maybe. Players are starting to retire at an older age nowadays.

 

[Salazar]

Maybe. Players are starting to retire at an older age nowadays.

Dare we hope that SAF now begins to realise that a relatively mobile midfield might be just as important as experience in big games ? And even in little games ?

 

[Timurid]

I shouldn't have made that avatar bet earlier shit...

 

[KidA Seven]

From the sun, which I did not link because I know some people don't like this paper.

Asked about what lessons he can teach them, Van Persie said: &#8220;It goes both ways &#8212; I can learn from them as well.

&#8220;For example, I love Chicharito&#8217;s enthusiasm. I love how he plays and trains and does his work off the pitch after training.

&#8220;A couple of weeks ago he wasn&#8217;t playing as much, but he was in the gym every day doing extra work and that sets a big example for everyone.

&#8220;Danny, too. He&#8217;s not playing in his favourite position at the moment but we need him and he&#8217;s working hard.

 

[shortyme]

When I was 18, 19, probably all the way up to 24 or 25, every time I saw a hot girl I would think "oh she's pretty" or "she's kind of cute," but now when I see a hot girl I immediately begin to play in my head what I'd do to her if it weren't, you know, completely unacceptable in every way to just pull aside a random girl at the train station and start boning.

Am I a sociopath?

Nope, she might be thinking the same thing, if you're not a hideous monster.

 

[dc89]

 

[Vivalaraza]

Vidic yayyy. Please be back at your best!

I guess be will start on the bench. Same for Kagz.

 

[Blablurn]

it almost deserves the brazzers logo

 

[Oxx]

Brazzern Munchen

 

[Fady K]

Maybe. Players are starting to retire at an older age nowadays.

True. If Giggs, Phil Neville and Scholes can pull of decent performances at their ages, so can the keepers : ]

 

[Sloosha]

Brazzern Munchen

BRAAAAZZZEEEEERRRRN!

 

[Yurt]

Yes, because getting someone who's leaving for The African Cup of Nations makes perfect sense.

*Damn*, that really sucks bro. The game can be repetitive but I just really liked it for some reason. I loved the universe, especially those city levels between the main areas (they were too darn short though!). How much do you have to replay to get back to where you were last? I think the game autosaves so you should be close.

Platformers used to be my fav. genre when I was a kid. I liked Alice in a Why-can't-we-have-games-like-this-anymore-- kinda way.

It had many many flaws but I still enjoyed it.

 

[Zabojnik]

When I was 18, 19, probably all the way up to 24 or 25, every time I saw a hot girl I would think "oh she's pretty" or "she's kind of cute," but now when I see a hot girl I immediately begin to play in my head what I'd do to her if it weren't, you know, completely unacceptable in every way to just pull aside a random girl at the train station and start boning.

Am I a sociopath?

You need to lay off the JAV porn, morsel.

Spoiler

Or find a younger girlfriend.

Coppa Italia tonight, bitches! Awwwww yeahhhhh!!