Why do Asians have the best hair but small breasts?

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I've never comforted a woman in my entire life, so this exempts me from judgement for caring about my sexual desires more.

No, Femmeworth is trying to imply that anyone who finds large breasts attractive, obviously only cares about their own selfish desires and not the physical discomfort women can have if they are particularly busty. It has to be one or the other.

My ex-gf/now best friend has DD breasts, and they were fucking baller. However, she would complain about back pain, and bras not fitting right, feeling uncomfortable wearing them, etc. And of course I felt bad that she goes through that, like anyone would when you've been together for almost 10 years.

But yeah, no, I'm a selfish prick, I guess.
 

Paper Fox

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I know a girl who is crazy jealous of my hair- it's naturally thick and shiny, and she refuses to believe I don't use any kind of hair product.
And I think my breasts are nice.
 

BocoDragon

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Uh, no. I did not say that. I said most. Most people do, you know? like, human nature? Most women prefer guys who are taller, bigger than them, or at least the same height. But that doesn't mean they wanna fuck giants.
Considering it's "human nature", people seem to have awfully divergent opinions on the ideal breast size. The French have a saying that the perfect breast size would fit into a wine glass (ie quite small). And I've seen talk from some decrying the larger breasts of non-Asians before.

If there's human nature, I'd say its this: those who are attracted to women like a breast, and by definition a breast must have at least some size to it. But after that? Opinions are all over the place.
 
No, Femmeworth is trying to imply that anyone who finds large breasts attractive, obviously only cares about their own selfish desires and not the physical discomfort women can have if they are particularly busty. It has to be one or the other.

My ex-gf/now best friend has DD breasts, and they were fucking baller. However, she would complain about back pain, and bras not fitting right, feeling uncomfortable wearing them, etc. And of course I felt bad that she goes through that, like anyone would when you've been together for almost 10 years.

But yeah, no, I'm a selfish prick, I guess.

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braves01

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A man who cares about breasts and ass actually cares about his future children. He may consciously find breasts attractive, but on the subconscious level his biology is merely telling him, "That woman over there with the DDs looks like she'd provide good milk for our children and nurse them well through the perilous time of infancy. Or, that woman over there with dat ass looks like she'd be able to successfully deliver a child and help perpetuate a strong human race."

Nothing wrong with liking boobs and booty.
 

XenodudeX

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So which race has the worst hair?

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Black people.

Black men to be specific.

There's really not a lot you can do with it. Either grow a fro, dreads, a fade, or go bald.

Or you can be a douche and get those fucking terrible faux hawks. *barf*

And you have to do something about quick, or it will grow like weeds. I have a full fro in about two weeks. And when it gets nappy. Oh man.
 

Bossun

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Black people.

Black men to be specific.

There's really not a lot you can do with it. Either grow a fro, dreads, a fade, or go bald.

Or you can be a douche and get those fucking terrible faux hawks. *barf*

Yes but they make it up by being the first race on the fashion list.
They can wear everything like bawss
 

BobLoblaw

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Black people.

Black men to be specific.

There's really not a lot you can do with it. Either grow a fro, dreads, a fade, or go bald.

Or you can be a douche and get those fucking terrible faux hawks. *barf*

And you have to do something about quick, or it will grow like weeds. I have a full fro in about two weeks. And when it gets nappy. Oh man.
That exempts it from being the worse.
 

braves01

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Black people.

Black men to be specific.

There's really not a lot you can do with it. Either grow a fro, dreads, a fade, or go bald.

Or you can be a douche and get those fucking terrible faux hawks. *barf*

And you have to do something about quick, or it will grow like weeds. I have a full fro in about two weeks. And when it gets nappy. Oh man.

But black men can grow flat tops so they can't be worst.
 
Black people.

Black men to be specific.

There's really not a lot you can do with it. Either grow a fro, dreads, a fade, or go bald.

Or you can be a douche and get those fucking terrible faux hawks. *barf*

Keep talking that bullshit man. There is a lot to do

720 waves, 360 Waves, Short Twists, Normal Dreads, Highlighted dreads, S Curls, mohawks, faux hawks, bald, temp fade, fade, etc etc. Event having it at any different length is a new style itself, you can;t believe what youre saying.
 
What is the reason why we can't have clearly titled hot girls ( NOT SAFE FOR WORK) thread? I know you can watch porn everywhere else but people are making these not so hot girl thread but wink wink thread more frequently now.
 
In some cases you can change the 18 to as young as 12. One day when a group of adult students walked in to my school, I spotted a chick who looked cute and I remarked to myself that I looked forward to our lesson together. I then thought it odd that she wasn't in my next class.

I finally saw her afterwards as I walked into my kids lesson where we played games with songs and flash cards. I was pretty revolted with myself, but mostly shocked at how old she looked.

It can be dangerous out there.

Honestly I get why people are public-shaming this guy, but anyone who has worked at a school in east Asia will relate.

I once had a girl in a high school class I was teaching try to hit on me. If she hadn't been one of my students, I wouldn't have been able to tell her apart, age-wise, from some of the mid-20s girls I had dated over there. If it had been a random non-student-teacher interaction with no context cues about her age, the results could have been bad. I'm convinced there's a gene mutation that affects their aging process as well.
 

XenodudeX

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Keep talking that bullshit man. There is a lot to do

720 waves, 360 Waves, Short Twists, Normal Dreads, Highlighted dreads, S Curls, mohawks, faux hawks, bald, temp fade, fade, etc etc. Event having it at any different length is a new style itself, you can;t believe what youre saying.

Not a lot of variety honestly.
 
What? If anything, asians tend to look younger, not older than they actually are. That means you're extra-pedo-y

The way it works is more that there's very little discernible age difference between like 15 and 35. Even the Chinese dudes who lived their whole lives there agree with this.

12, though, might be stretching it a bit...
 
No, Femmeworth is trying to imply that anyone who finds large breasts attractive, obviously only cares about their own selfish desires and not the physical discomfort women can have if they are particularly busty. It has to be one or the other.

My ex-gf/now best friend has DD breasts, and they were fucking baller. However, she would complain about back pain, and bras not fitting right, feeling uncomfortable wearing them, etc. And of course I felt bad that she goes through that, like anyone would when you've been together for almost 10 years.

But yeah, no, I'm a selfish prick, I guess.
You took that more personally than intended. I'm not advocating that all women be flat chested. Admittedly my statement made the issue more black and white than it needs to be. Women are more encouraged to increase the size of their breasts than decrease.

Edit: I apologize if I was shaming people who appreciate larger breasts, I just believe they are overvalued.
Are you the guy with the fucked up hair in those four panel comics?
No, I am a trans woman, which means I have very small breasts and don't want to feel lesser.
 

Ecotic

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Europeans evolved alongside dairy producing animals, and therefore individuals who were lactose tolerant could digest the nutrient rich milk. And so Europeans who were able to take advantage of an easy source of food rich in protein, fat, and calcium were selected for. This is why European bone structure is more robust than your typical East and Southeast Asian.

Conversely, East and Southeast Asians tended to not have this source of nutrients, and so individuals with smaller bone structure who didn't need as many calories were selected as being more fit. For example, a typical European bone and fat structure would require more calories, and more fat, protein, and calcium, like that found in milk. But in a land of mostly rice and plant based food sources, those were in short supply. You can still see this today if you go to Thailand or a neighboring country and you'll see nothing but soy milk, because they're lactose intolerant. Also, in Southeast Asia especially, it was very hot and humid and so people who had thin bone structure and less robust muscles were able to dissipate waste heat far more effectively, and so these bone and muscle structures were selected for.

And this explains the difference between European and Asian bone structure, muscle structure, and fat structure (which leads to breast size).
 
The way it works is more that there's very little discernible age difference between like 15 and 35. Even the Chinese dudes who lived their whole lives there agree with this.

12, though, might be stretching it a bit...

Agreed. 12 is stretching it, but I have a few friends that can look anywhere from 17-27 depending on how they dress.
 

etiolate

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I was told that Asians have different a form of ear wax, but I am not sure if that's urban legend or truth.

Basically, my whiteness has the green greasy earwax used in gross out culture, but Asians have a white flaky form. This is part of the ear-picking practice in Asian cultures that doesn't appear in euro cultures.
 

Zoe

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I was told that Asians have different a form of ear wax, but I am not sure if that's urban legend or truth.

Basically, my whiteness has the green greasy earwax used in gross out culture, but Asians have a white flaky form. This is part of the ear-picking practice in Asian cultures that doesn't appear in euro cultures.

It's true. There's even an ear wax scraper.
 

Stet

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I was told that Asians have different a form of ear wax, but I am not sure if that's urban legend or truth.

Basically, my whiteness has the green greasy earwax used in gross out culture, but Asians have a white flaky form. This is part of the ear-picking practice in Asian cultures that doesn't appear in euro cultures.

I don't think that's exclusive to Asians, it's just genetic.
 

etiolate

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I don't think that's exclusive to Asians, it's just genetic.

You're right, it's nto exclusive to Asians, but is genetic and more found is Asians and Native Americans.

There are two distinct genetically determined types of earwax: the wet type, which is dominant, and the dry type, which is recessive. While Asians and Native Americans are more likely to have the dry type of cerumen (gray and flaky), African and European people are more likely to have the wet type (honey-brown to dark-brown and moist)

Asian genetic origin migrated over the frozen straight into Native Americans most likely?
 
Is thick hair even desirable?

I have incredibly thick hair and it gets annoying.
With hair, there are two different variables that the term "thick" is applied to. The diameter of each individual strand and the density of hair follicles. The article says people of East Asian descent have the former and you seem to be talking about the latter.
 

Antiwhippy

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With hair, there are two different variables that the term "thick" is applied to. The diameter of each individual strand and the density of hair follicles. The article says people of East Asian descent have the former and you seem to be talking about the latter.

I seem to have both, but yeah, I guess they are talking more about the former.
 
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