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[Something Wicked]

So which race has the worst hair?

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Easy. The Canadian Race, as it is proven that bagged milk is horrible for hair.

Case in point- Ryan Getzlaf:

That's right, you guys came in for hot Asian chicks with large boobs, and you get a hockey player who doesn't know when it's time to give up and just shave it all.

 

[EYEL1NER]

Is this a euphemism for the horribly jumbled up and just really scary layout a lot of Asians have? Yaeba I think the Japanese call it.

I know everyone already moved on to dicks, but I was curious what they meant as well. I assumed they meant the pronounced teeth of Thais, Pinoys, and the Vietnamese. Teeth that jut outward just a bit further than the teeth of people from other places.
After looking up 'yaeba,' maybe they meant that though.

 

[Avixph]

So which race has the worst hair?

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Any that has male pattern baldness.

 

[Femmeworth]

I'm not seeing a downside to this.

 

[Davidion]

In some cases you can change the 18 to as young as 12. One day when a group of adult students walked in to my school, I spotted a chick who looked cute and I remarked to myself that I looked forward to our lesson together. I then thought it odd that she wasn't in my next class.

I finally saw her afterwards as I walked into my kids lesson where we played games with songs and flash cards. I was pretty revolted with myself, but mostly shocked at how old she looked.

It can be dangerous out there.

 

[Criminal Upper]

I'm not seeing a downside to this.

most people do

 

[suzu]

I'm surprised the thread hasn't gotten that bad yet.

Asked no one ever.

I laughed.

 

[RM8]

Come to think of it, if I were a girl I wouldn't mind having good hair, a naturally smaller frame, ssssslllllooooooooowwww aging and high life expectancy.

 

[BocoDragon]

most people do

Except all those people who find Asian features attractive. I've been told there's one or two people who do

 

[shira]

I'm surprised the thread hasn't gotten that bad yet.

 

[Chinner]

does anyone know if there is gene therapy that will be able to make me Asian?

 

[Marlowe89]

I wasn't going to post this, but my girlfriend has pretty ginormous breasts.

She must have been extremely lucky.

 

[Mr. Poolman]

does anyone know if there is gene therapy that will be able to make me Asian?

Ask Lil Kim

 

[Criminal Upper]

Except all those people who find Asian features attractive. I've been told there's one or two people who do

Uh, I'm not talking about asian-specific features, I'm talking about how MOST people might find that small breasts are a downside.

 

[Secret Fawful]

There's a million bajillion gorgeous Asian women.

Lucy Liu
Chiaki Kuriyama
Michelle Yeoh
Ziyi Zhang
Li Gong
Sally Yeh
Kelly Hu
Maggie Cheung
Maggie Q
Fan Bing Bing
Kaylani Lei(NSFW)
Asa Akira(NSFW)
Hitomi Tanaka(NSFW)

Over a dozen just off the top of my head.

 

[Femmeworth]

most people do

People who care more about their sexual desires than the comfort of women.

 

[bjb]

In some cases you can change the 18 to as young as 12. One day when a group of adult students walked in to my school, I spotted a chick who looked cute and I remarked to myself that I looked forward to our lesson together. I then thought it odd that she wasn't in my next class.

I finally saw her afterwards as I walked into my kids lesson where we played games with songs and flash cards. I was pretty revolted with myself, but mostly shocked at how old she looked.

It can be dangerous out there.

This just screams "Closet Pedophile" to me.

 

[Criminal Upper]

People who care more about their sexual desires than the comfort of women.

Yeah, that's a femmeworth response alright.

 

[Tacitus_]

does anyone know if there is gene therapy that will be able to make me Asian?

Race is just a societal construct brah. Just imagine yourself as an asian really hard and you'll be one. Also keep reminding people that you're asian now and how the baka gaijin can't understand how you truly feel.

 

[Victory Red]

I've been avoiding this thread because I'm at work.

Finally come in and.... no pictures. Gaf is getting soft.

 

[DanteFox]

In some cases you can change the 18 to as young as 12. One day when a group of adult students walked in to my school, I spotted a chick who looked cute and I remarked to myself that I looked forward to our lesson together. I then thought it odd that she wasn't in my next class.

I finally saw her afterwards as I walked into my kids lesson where we played games with songs and flash cards. I was pretty revolted with myself, but mostly shocked at how old she looked.

It can be dangerous out there.

What? If anything, asians tend to look younger, not older than they actually are. That means you're extra-pedo-y

 

[hypostasis]

Impossible. There are no genetic differences among ethnicities. That I'm whiter than sour cream is a result of culture and/or upbringing, and so too for all observed/hypothesized differences among ethnicities. To say otherwise marks one as a barbarian racist and enemy of progress, without exception.

 

[teruterubozu]

I've been avoiding this thread because I'm at work.

Finally come in and.... no pictures. Gaf is getting soft.

Seriously WTF? I was hoping for DD.

 

[Big-E]

Asians with breasts exist, I married one. I think that number is going to be going up as more Asians are growing up with more Western style diets now.

 

[Hieberrr]

My girlfriend has pretty hair and large breasts. Do I win?

 

[Lesath]

Best hair? I'm fairly certain that one of my ancestors fucked a porcupine.

 

[Zoe]

People who care more about their sexual desires than the comfort of women.

Having breasts != discomfort

 

[A Pretty Panda]

I posted a picture you all missed it.

 

[davepoobond]

not fair! so not fair!!

why come have terrible hair thats just uncontrollable and all over the place? everything i do to keep it looking almost pretty fails.sigh and yet my breasts are relatively small ? ;_;

what's your cup size

 

[Devolution]

Having breasts != discomfort

People with bigger breasts are more likely to have back pain.

 

[RM8]

Pics, huh?

DAT HAIR.

 

[Zoe]

People with bigger breasts are more likely to have back pain.

It's possible to have breasts larger than the average Asian without back pain.

 

[Cow Mengde]

There's a million bajillion gorgeous Asian women.

Lucy Liu
Chiaki Kuriyama
Michelle Yeoh
Ziyi Zhang
Li Gong
Sally Yeh
Kelly Hu
Maggie Cheung
Maggie Q
Fan Bing Bing
Kaylani Lei(NSFW)
Asa Akira(NSFW)
Hitomi Tanaka(NSFW)

Over a dozen just off the top of my head.

1. No, no no!
2. Ok
3. No
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Meh
7. Yes
8. Meh
9. LOL
10. Yes
11. MY EYES!!!!!
12. Ewwwwwwwwww
13. My penis is so confused

 

[Meier]

That'll be mutation in the PENAR gene.

Holy shit I honestly laughed out loud. Nice one, Dennis.

 

[Devolution]

It's possible to have breasts larger than the average Asian without back pain.

D cups and up have a high correlation with back pain due to the weight and altering of the curvature of the spine. Exercise and better bras can help, as well as reduction but as I said, larger breasts can create problems for some.

 

[BeerSnob]

It's possible to have breasts larger than the average Asian without back pain.

I'm guessing at 100+ lbs, they would indeed cause back pain.

 

[EviLore]

I've been avoiding this thread because I'm at work.

Finally come in and.... no pictures. Gaf is getting soft.

Stop trying to turn every thread into a hot girl pic dump.

 

[Bossun]

Wrong I knew a korean girl and she didn't have small breast. I had first hand proof if you know what I mean.

Also, thick black hair.

Edit : on second thought I knew a Thai girl too, but she had neither big boobs nor thick black hair.
I don't know what to think anymore, my life is in shambles.

 

[BocoDragon]

Uh, I'm not talking about asian-specific features, I'm talking about how MOST people might find that small breasts are a downside.

Im a straight guy and I don't think it's that obvious. Yes I'd like my females to have something, but thinking that everyone would automatically desire the biggest ones is an assumption on your part. I don't want the giant balloons look.

 

[Dead Prince]

Stop trying to turn every thread into a hot girl pic dump.

we need more hot men pic thread.

 

[Criminal Upper]

Im a straight guy and I don't think it's that obvious. Yes I'd like my females to have something, but thinking that everyone would automatically desire the biggest ones are an assumption on your part. I don't want the giant balloons look.

Uh, no. I did not say that. I said most. Most people do, you know? like, human nature? Most women prefer guys who are taller, bigger than them, or at least the same height. But that doesn't mean they wanna fuck giants.

 

[EviLore]

People who care more about their sexual desires than the comfort of women.

Amazing.

 

[Reiko]

Awesome. At least a mention of Hitomi Tanaka in this thread.

 

[Tristam]

People get uncomfortable when research into genetics confirms that there are population differences in humanity. It's kind of funny.

Is it so funny or strange? The history of research in genetic differences between so-called races doesn't exactly inspire confidence in human reactions to the research's findings. (Much of this research is bunk, but referring to a color-coded WORLD MAP OF PENIS SIZES is just so tempting for the intellectually lazy and situationally insecure.) Even in the modern era, the most famous (infamous) 'scientist' in this murky field is some racist hack by the name of J. Phillipe Rushton, who apparently specializes in comparing the length of the 'Negroid' penis to the circumference of the 'Negroid' brain--incidentally, he places Asians at the opposite scale on both measures.

This is a pretty simple extension of old Victorian-era hogwash about how there's a perfectly inverse relationship between mental and physical prowess, and both the 'Asian people have smaller penises' and 'black people have smaller brains' stereotypes are used to make the men of those 'races' out to be lesser men. Lending additional voices to these stereotypes is shameful for anyone, doubly so for those that it would most negatively impact.

 

[Criminal Upper]

Awesome. At least a mention of Hitomi Tanaka in this thread.

I try.

 

[Big-E]

People who care more about their sexual desires than the comfort of women.

Are you the guy with the fucked up hair in those four panel comics?

 

[Tom Penny]

I don't discriminate. I hate everyone equally and think all races have gorgeous women.

 

[jaxword]

People who care more about their sexual desires than the comfort of women.

I've never comforted a woman in my entire life, so this exempts me from judgement for caring about my sexual desires more.

 

[Dereck]

I've never comforted a woman in my entire life, so this exempts me from judgement for caring about my sexual desires more.

This post reads like I wrote it.

Stop trying to turn every thread into a hot girl pic dump.

lol

 

[BobLoblaw]

I've never comforted a woman in my entire life, so this exempts me from judgement for caring about my sexual desires more.

This. Since when does a woman's comfort have anything to do with my sexual desires? /chauvinist