Did you enjoy that Carrie trailer a bit too much?
Not answering that
Messi if Wilbury said he knocked one out to Olivia would you be angry?
Why?
Did you enjoy that Carrie trailer a bit too much?
Messi if Wilbury said he knocked one out to Olivia would you be angry?
So I am on a bit of a dry run. Can I call it that? It's been about 7 years
Let's laugh about it :/
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Fry, I don't know what the fuck that is but it isn't KFC.
Having ever actually put your penis in anything living is more sexual contact than 50% of GAF has had, most people on here would be jealous.
I was following my co-workers lead
But seriously, McDonalds is always going to be good. The cheddar hamburguer is godly.
:lol it looks mad.It's brazilian-ized KFC![]()
Any good?@Fry
Just came back from 'The Place Beyond the Pines'. Ryan is being typecast lately, isn't he?
7 YEARS
@Fry
Just came back from 'The Place Beyond the Pines'. Ryan is being typecast lately, isn't he?
I'm nearing a year and half dry spell. It happens to the best of us.So I am on a bit of a dry run. Can I call it that? It's been about 7 years
Let's laugh about it :/
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I'm nearing a year and half dry spell. It happens to the best of us.
I have a friend who hasn't had sex in 13 years because she's afraid of getting STDs.
7 years though. Ouch.
What do you two mean 'dry run'?
@Fry
Just came back from 'The Place Beyond the Pines'. Ryan is being typecast lately, isn't he?
So I am on a bit of a dry run. Can I call it that? It's been about 7 years
Let's laugh about it :/
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Loooool top of the page
Go get yourself a fine ass hooker, bro.
I ain't afraid of STDs. I'll fuck any woman at this point
No sexual contact in 7 years
My dry spell is 8 days. Balling.
So I am on a bit of a dry run. Can I call it that? It's been about 7 years
Let's laugh about it :/
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So go out and do that?
Don't think I am not trying
God, you're a player.My dry spell is 8 days. Balling.
I ain't afraid of STDs. I'll fuck any woman at this point
No sexual contact in 7 years
I think you should tell us how exactly you're going about it, cause obviously you're doing something wrong here.
I didn't watch the Carrie trailer
No interest in paying for sex![]()
God, you're a player.
Mine's a few months, early January, but I've been chasing after this girl who's an absolute tease and I've called a halt to it. Probably going out tonight, I'll try and woo some vikings babes.
Prostitute?
Might be worth it to get you back in the game.
Don't think I am not trying
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BOOM BOOM.
Longest ever dry spell (besides the 16 years it took to lose my V's) was 8 months. Shit was hard.
You need some training matches. Say you find a nice girl who wants to slurp on your cock. You'll probably cum all over her belly before you even start fantasizing its manjaw youre about to bone. You'll scare her off and go on even a longer dry spell than Van Persie.
I don't know if you have seen my other posts about this. But I have confidence/social issues
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BOOM BOOM.
Longest ever dry spell (besides the 16 years it took to lose my V's) was 8 months. Shit was hard.
I don't even know how to respond
So I am on a bit of a dry run. Can I call it that? It's been about 7 years
Let's laugh about it :/
Three votes for a prostitute so far.
Go go go go
I've seen some but I don't remember if they're crippling issues or if you're just mildly awkward.
Fake it. Best advice I can give. I'm insanely awkward, I get through every day situations by faking it.
It's crippling. Footie GAF had to convince me to go into Nandos
Messi probably thinks he needs to pick someone up in some alley, lol. Get with the times, son.
One of my friends (absolute idiot, never really mentioned him before, he isn't the ginger one) got bought a prostitute in Manchester by his mates. He'd just split up with his girlfriend so he was a bit of a wreck at the time and they thought it'd cheer him up. He ended up trying to talk the prostitute into finding a proper job, thinking this was Pretty Woman, and she eventually told him to just fuck off. He said after he came to the realisation of what she was doing all day, every day, he wouldn't have been able to get a boner anyway.
Messi doesn't want to start worrying about using protection, he's too legit.You don't need sex, you need therapy. Good thing you can talk about your issues with a prostitute.
So, go get a prostitute.
It's crippling. Footie GAF had to convince me to go into Nandos
He ended up trying to talk the prostitute into finding a proper job,
So stop?Ugh, I hate when prostitutes start talking about their kids and life problems. Total boner killer![]()
Has it been 3 weeks already?Messi if Wilbury said he knocked one out to Olivia would you be angry?
Do you have any female friends? Maybe you just need a good wingman. Women do a good job at it sometimes.
What's wrong with being a prostitute? Those women are fucking amazing, they put up with having some 50 year old hog on top of them to pay their bills and feed their children.
Prostitutes are amazing human beings.
Well apparently she was Eastern European, so my friend thought she'd been shipped over in the sex trade and just forced to shag him. It's a bit grim.
'TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING PANTS' said what sounds like the female syliavstov