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[arkon]

So I am on a bit of a dry run. Can I call it that? It's been about 7 years

Let's laugh about it :/

Edit: are you shitting me? Top of the page

I'm going to be a 40 year old virgin if I'm not careful.

 

[Regulus Tera]

fuck you japan, you dont mess around with the number 3

The fun part is that in this episode Ramos is a total twat and injures the little girl in the scrimmage they have. lol

 

[Vivalaraza]

Great news on the injury front. Bale, Lennon and Gallas all back within two weeks and Defoe as well. If we beat Everton we will be in a fucking great position.

Bet you you've done an Arsenal and they don't play for another month.

 

[Kenka]

Essentially no female friends, female co workers but not friends. I had a wing man recently and women were drawn to him. :/

Prostitutes can help you practice your technique, improve your confidence as you see results be built. Also, they can be excellent confidants. Also, you can go for many of them, and realize some fantasies you've always had. Going for prostitutes can solve quite a lot of issues and that is exactly why there are here for in first place.

Mitchell Weiser, born and raised in Köln, the whole family works for the FC. Youngest player to ever play in Köln's first team and gets the chance to become a first team regular at 18. Decides to fuck off to Bayern, spends half a year training for Bayern and is loaned out to Lautern where he fucks Köln even further up the ass. Proper cunt.

To his defence, being under the spotlight at age 18 is quite delightful. And it's Stanislavski fault for having not prepared the tie better.

 

[rvy]

Prostitutes can help you practice your technique, improve your confidence as you see results be built. Also, they can be excellent confidants. Also, you can go for many of them, and realize some fantasies you've always had. Going for prostitutes can solve quite a lot of issues and that is exactly why there are here for in first place.

Glorious Kenka dropping the truth.

 

[arkon]

Mitchell Weiser, born and raised in Köln, the whole family works for the FC. Youngest player to ever play in Köln's first team and gets the chance to become a first team regular at 18. Decides to fuck off to Bayern, spends half a year training for Bayern and is loaned out to Lautern where he fucks Köln even further up the ass. Proper cunt.

Fuck Bayern!

 

[Sviatoslav]

The fun part is that in this episode Ramos is a total twat and injures the little girl in the scrimmage they have. lol

So anime Ramos is like real life Suarez?

 

[Kenka]

Fuck Bayern!

Hey you were almost late at it.

 

[Freewheelin']

I'm still a virgin

Gonna be the 40 yr old virgin lol

 

[rvy]

Come on, Fry. WTF.

 

[Arnie]

Great news on the injury front. Bale, Lennon and Gallas all back within two weeks and Defoe as well. If we beat Everton we will be in a fucking great position.

If this is true then any remaining, precautionary, lingering doubts that Bale will become a 'top, top' player should surely evaporate.

How a player responds to injury plays a crucial part in them becoming truly great, and from the amount of pain and discomfort Bale was in last night, for him to be back in two weeks, is astounding.

 

[WJD]

University has got to be the best way for people to lose their virginity. Know so many people who went there and lost it in the first week of freshers.

 

[Peco]

The fun part is that in this episode Ramos is a total twat and injures the little girl in the scrimmage they have. lol

he's a cheap bastard.

what anime is that btw?

 

[Vivalaraza]

If this is true then any remaining, precautionary, lingering doubts that Bale will become a 'top, top' player should surely evaporate.

How a player responds to injury plays a crucial part in them becoming truly great, and from the amount of pain and discomfort Bale was in last night, for him to be back in two weeks, is astounding.

Just say it Arnold.

BalEPO.

 

[arkon]

I'm still a virgin

Gonna be the 40 yr old virgin lol

Haha. I'll beat you to that.


;________________;

 

[Peco]

I'm still a virgin

Gonna be the 40 yr old virgin lol

 

[Arnie]

I'm still a virgin

Gonna be the 40 yr old virgin lol

Your brother must seriously be able to step in, here. He's a fucking sexual maven.

Just say it Arnold.

BalEPO.

He's gonna be so good at Real.

 

[kharma45]

Come on, Fry. WTF.

Speaking of milk, Sainsbury's Taste the Difference Jersey milk is unreal.

 

[arkon]

Hey you were almost late at it.

I suppose it's not just Bayern. There's always that danger when a young player moves to one of the big clubs that their career might stall due to lack of game time.


It's easier to just say fuck bayern though

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I'm going to be a 40 year old virgin if I'm not careful.

I'm still a virgin

Gonna be the 40 yr old virgin lol

Pulga can help. :lol

 

[arkon]

Pulga can help. :lol

He's gonna take one for the team?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Pulga can help. :lol

The Pink Panther looool

 

[Kenka]

I suppose it's not just Bayern. There's always that danger when a young player moves to one of the big clubs that their career might stall due to lack of game time.


It's easier to just say fuck bayern though

As a Bayern fan, I agree ! #FuckBayern is a tasty trend. I quite enjoy it tbh. Weird contradiction at work.

Glorious Kenka dropping the truth.

Since Messi stopped replying, I guess he took the advice at heart and is growing wings to reach the first prostitute available in the streets as we talk.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

I've been with my wife for 6 years and my son is nearly 2

Which means my dry spell is about 2 and a half years

 

[Yurt]

Any good?

did you like it? I'm planning on seeing either that or Trance this weekend.

Seriously? Did you enjoy it?

I'm curious about reactions of only god forgives.

TOO MUCH PRESSURE

I don't know what was on the trailers, but the movie isn't about 'robbing banks'. It's a slow burner, I felt like it overstayed its welcome a bit (140 minutes). The 'idea' of the movie is quite original (to me at least), and I probably liked the idea of it more than the execution.

So this movie was basically Allen.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Haha this just came up on my timeline.

Arnie can use it to reel in his tease.

How to make other women jealous

 

[Kenka]

Come on, Fry. WTF.

I don't want to ruin everyone's mood about this sensitive matter but the reality can be way WAY worse.

 

[Freewheelin']

Haven't got close enough with a girl really, I'm still in the friend-zone with some of them ((((

:lol

 

[Regulus Tera]

So anime Ramos is like real life Suarez?

Ramos and Fake Ronaldo and Rooney start pushing kids around, and then Messi comes and tells them they are all a bunch of cunts and advices them to REMEMBER THAT FOOTBALL IS FUN AND THAT FOULING IS NOT FOOTBALL (I'm not joking).

he's a cheap bastard.

what anime is that btw?

It's from the last two episodes of Ginga e Kickoff!!. If you don't want to watch the rest all you have to know is that the team goes to Barcelona because they are super fucking cool and play a final in Camp Nou, and then they decide to play real world class players to show how fucking cool they are by beating them. haxx0rz

 

[Suen]

Brendan Rodgers saying Suarez should be named Player of the Year. Part of the article:

"I’ve been fortunate enough to work with lots of really good players so it would be disrespectful to single out the best," Rodgers said. "What I am sure of though, is his warrior spirit and I love his humility, work rate, attitude to training and his desire to be a winner.

Warrior spirit? Humility? Also a winner in what? A winner at being the biggest cunt in BPL?

 

[pulga]

He's gonna take one for the team?

Ill hook you up with Deborah, son.

 

[arkon]

Haven't got close enough with a girl really, I'm still in the friend-zone with some of them ((((

:lol

I've heard if you stare into their eyes for at least a minute you can get them horny and down to fuck.

 

[rvy]

Since Messi stopped replying, I guess he took the advice at heart and is growing wings to reach the first prostitute available in the streets as we talk.

More than likely that he got angry and left.

 

[Messi]

As a Bayern fan, I agree ! #FuckBayern is a tasty trend. I quite enjoy it tbh. Weird contradiction at work.


Since Messi stopped replying, I guess he took the advice at heart and is growing wings to reach the first prostitute available in the streets as we talk.

I am in work

 

[Sviatoslav]

Ramos and Fake Ronaldo and Rooney start pushing kids around, and then Messi comes and tells them they are all a bunch of cunts and advices them to REMEMBER THAT FOOTBALL IS FUN AND THAT FOULING IS NOT FOOTBALL (I'm not joking).

And then Pepe comes in and horror tackles this false prophet, right? Right?

 

[Arnie]

Haha this just came up on my timeline.

Arnie can use it to reel in his tease.

How to make other women jealous

Wouldn't work with me.

Whilst I'm not bad at pulling women in clubs, I have real problems with commitment and attaching myself to girls (after an unsavoury relationship), so the day I finally announce I'm in a relationship on Facebook it'll probably get 300 likes.

Subsequently that's why I'm having problems with Mrs Tease, because she's been listening to too much Beyonce and wants me to put a ring on it before she'll suck my cock.

Brendan Rodgers saying Suarez should be named Player of the Year. Part of the article:


Warrior spirit? Humility? Also a winner in what? A winner at being the biggest cunt in BPL?

No, a winner at being the best player in the Premier League.

Simple.

 

[Regulus Tera]

And then Pepe comes in and horror tackles this false prophet, right? Right?

Just watch it, bro, it's not like there's any good football tonight.

 

[Freewheelin']

I've heard if you stare into their eyes for at least a minute you can get them horny and down to fuck.

But what if they find this really creepy?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Brendan Rodgers saying Suarez should be named Player of the Year. Part of the article:


Warrior spirit? Humility? Also a winner in what? A winner at being the biggest cunt in BPL?

Humility: None of us know how egotistic he is
Desire to win: No arguments there
Fighting for all 90 minutes, putting himself about: No arguments there

Suen is a poorly disguised Manc


I'm in the same boat as Freewheelin'

Ah well

 

[Ushojax]

Brendan Rodgers saying Suarez should be named Player of the Year. Part of the article:


Warrior spirit? Humility? Also a winner in what? A winner at being the biggest cunt in BPL?

That one I agree with. He can bite, eye-poke and chest-kick with the best of them.

 

[arkon]

I don't want to ruin everyone's mood about this sensitive matter but the reality can be way WAY worse.

So wrong

Ill hook you up with Deborah, son.

Who's that?

 

[arkon]

But what if they find this really creepy?

Give 'em the Rodgers wink. Can't possibly fail.




(I have not tried this myself)

 

[PowderedToast]

i wish real downing was more like my fifa downing : (

 

[Vivalaraza]

At least Brentan didn't do that "oh he's the best player i've ever seen" shit people say whenever somebody hits good form.

Even though Suarez probably is the best player he has ever had lol.

 

[Yurt]

Unfortunately I'm not single anymore. But one of the best things about being single was one night stands and 'call girls*'.

 

[shortyme]

I've heard if you stare into their eyes for at least a minute you can get them horny and down to fuck.

But what if they find this really creepy?

Women love this. Do it.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Just watch it, bro, it's not like there's any good football tonight.

What about the Chivas game though?

 

[Suen]

No, a winner at being the best player in the Premier League.

Simple.

Come on, great player yes, best player no. Best player(s) in a league don't need to resort to tricks like that.

 

[Kenka]

Unfortunately I'm not single anymore. But one of the best things about being single was one night stands and 'call girls*'.

Hum.... as a man who is also involved in a relationship but with little prior experience, I look at you with envy.

 

[Regulus Tera]

What about the Chivas game though?

Our captain, best attacking player, best holding midfielder, and starter goalkeeper are all injured. I'll watch it anyway because I'm a masochist, but that doesn't mean I expect any results!