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[rvy]

That cunt is the gift that keeps on giving, isn't he?

 

[Sviatoslav]

Women love this. Do it.

Men do too actually. Careful of engaging in staring contests if you don't want unwanted pursuers.

 

[Koko]

Our captain, best attacking player, best holding midfielder, and starter goalkeeper are all injured. I'll watch it anyway because I'm a masochist, but that doesn't mean I expect any results!

Plus is in fucking Tuxtla Gutiérrez we never win there.

 

[rvy]

But what if they find this really creepy?

wat

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Come on, great player yes, best player no. Best player(s) in a league don't need to resort to tricks like that.

lol, what a load of shite. Debatable as 'best player in the league' may be, that line of reasoning is patently bollocks.

 

[bjaelke]

Have we laughed at this already?

http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/barca/barca-tendra-nuevas-camisetas-entrenamiento-2356850

 

[pulga]

I want to buy prostitutes for every single VirginFootyGAF member. I want to be your hero, baby.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Plus is in fucking Tuxtla Gutiérrez we never win there.

Liga MX talk? Heart Attack hate incoming in 5..4..3..2...

 

[Arnie]

Come on, great player yes, best player no. Best player(s) in a league don't need to resort to tricks like that.

That's got nothing to do with how good a player he is, that's got more to do with his attitude on the pitch. He goes too far at times, does some stupid things, but as a footballer he's the best player in the league.

 

[arkon]

lol, what a load of shite. Debatable as 'best player in the league' may be, that line of reasoning is patently bollocks.

You don't see Rooney doing that kind of thing.

 

[Kikarian]

Have we laughed at this already?

http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/barca/barca-tendra-nuevas-camisetas-entrenamiento-2356850

Is this true or

 

[The_Hitcher89]

You don't see Rooney doing that kind of thing.

He's nowhere near the best player in the league regardless

Van Perse, Bale, Suarez and Mata are in a category of their own imo

 

[Arnie]

ahahhaa Kelly and Hendo have given their Grand National tips on the Liverpool website.

Hendo's gone for Kappa Bleu. I'm stacking on that tomorrow.

 

[shortyme]

Men do too actually. Careful of engaging in staring contests if you don't want unwanted pursuers.

I've actually turned something that started mildly creepy into a very creepy staring contest. Guy bought me a pint cause I did not look away & started making dumb faces at him.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Even the Uruguayan president knows what's up

 

[arkon]

He's nowhere near the best player in the league regardless

Van Perse, Bale, Suarez and Mata are in a category of their own imo

Mata is basically the spanish Wayne Rooney

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I want to buy prostitutes for every single VirginFootyGAF member. I want to be your hero, baby.

If Deborah is the standard than I am kinda jealous. Just make sure they don't talk about their life and kids. :lol

 

[pulga]

Have we laughed at this already?

http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/barca/barca-tendra-nuevas-camisetas-entrenamiento-2356850

Queue someone I know going "bu bu but Madrids training kit is ugly tooooooo ;_;"

 

[Yurt]

Training kits

Nike is being nice to us for a change this season.

 

[Hixx]

Have we laughed at this already?

http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/barca/barca-tendra-nuevas-camisetas-entrenamiento-2356850

Fashion is on a 20 year cycle

WELCOME BACK TO THE 90s!

 

[pulga]

Training kits

Nike is being nice to us for a change this season.

HHHHHNNNNGGGGG

So fucking bought.

 

[Suen]

lol, what a load of shite. Debatable as 'best player in the league' may be, that line of reasoning is patently bollocks.

That's got nothing to do with how good a player he is, that's got more to do with his attitude on the pitch. He goes too far at times, does some stupid things, but as a footballer he's the best player in the league.

You don't see Rooney doing that kind of thing.

Or most great footballers, albeit Suarez is much better than current Rooney.

He's nowhere near the best player in the league regardless

Van Perse, Bale, Suarez and Mata are in a category of their own imo

And how many of them need to resort to dirty tricks on the pitch? Yes as Arnie said attitude doesn't determine how good he is as a footballer (unless the player is a constantly cheating cunt who needs to get the favour on his side to perform good) and I agree but cunts don't deserve an award like that.

Spoiler

Sell him to us, Arse need a striker

 

[arkon]

Training kits

http://img.uksoccershop.com/juventus-training-shirt-black-2012-13.jpg[img]

[img]http://img.uksoccershop.com/juventus-training-shirt-white-2012-13.jpg[img]

Nike is being nice to us for a change this season.[/QUOTE]

would buy the top one.

 

[Sviatoslav]

HHHHHNNNNGGGGG

So fucking bought.

With what money exactly? You'll be wasting your life savings buying virgin-gaf hookers, remember?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

would buy the top one.

Same. Beautiful.

 

[Messi]

Have we laughed at this already?

http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/barca/barca-tendra-nuevas-camisetas-entrenamiento-2356850

I like them

I really like the yellow one

 

[WJD]

Training kits

Nike is being nice to us for a change this season.

That black one is so sexy.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Your brother must seriously be able to step in, here. He's a fucking sexual maven.

Are you saying Wilbury and Freewheeling should fuck?

 

[arkon]

I like them

Well, that says it all.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Are you saying Wilbury and Freewheeling should fuck?

I suspect we're well past the point of theoreticals

 

[Messi]

Well, that says it all.

I can't defend liking them. But I do

 

[pulga]

With what money exactly? You'll be wasting your life savings buying virgin-gaf hookers, remember?

Lol Im taking all these fucks to the sunday $24 brothel special.

 

[Freewheelin']

Are you saying Wilbury and Freewheeling should fuck?

NOOOOOOOO

WORST IDEA EVER

 

[Sleeplessnights]

With what money exactly? You'll be wasting your life savings buying virgin-gaf hookers, remember?

He gets a percentage back, it's only explanation to him posting one of their numbers on Whatsapp.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Lol Im taking all these fucks to the sunday $24 brothel special.

Eww, daily offers. Is there a Two-for-Tuesday?

 

[Linius]

Have we laughed at this already?

http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/barca/barca-tendra-nuevas-camisetas-entrenamiento-2356850

This is horrible :lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

Lol Im taking all these fucks to the sunday $24 brothel special.

Fuck that, lets go to the $2 one

http://youtu.be/MvL3sYet9e8

 

[arkon]

Lol Im taking all these fucks to the sunday $24 brothel special.

Sounds magical. I'll put on my best suit.

 

[Linius]

Lol, saw Carice van Houten (Melisandre on GoT) on TV just now and she said she had to kiss Leonardo DiCaprio nine times for the movie Body of Lies and she got cut out of it

 

[Suen]

Lol Im taking all these fucks to the sunday $24 brothel special.

There has to be a Wednesday $24 brothel special for the next week.

 

[arkon]

Lol, saw Carice van Houten (Melisandre on GoT) on TV just now and she said she had to kiss Leonardo DiCaprio nine times for the movie Body of Lies and she got cut out of it

I would let her lie on my body.

 

[bud23]

I have a date tonight with a 16 years old girl. I´m 24 lol. The age of consent in Spain is 13 btw.

I think I will be fine, but it´s all a bit weird. Wilbury and Wooden, you guys have a lot of experience on the matter, any advice?

 

[Linius]

I would let her lie on my body.

Most definitly. Lucky for us she likes to show her boobs in almost everything she does so that's something.

 

[G-Unit]

Sees barca shirt....

Sees juve shirt

I'm a juve fan now

 

[pulga]

I have a date tonight with a 16 years old girl. I´m 24 lol. The age of consent in Spain is 13 btw.

I think I will be fine, but it´s all a bit weird. Wilbury and Wooden, you guys have a lot of experience on the matter, any advice?

Get her drunk and FHUTA, duh.

 

[Blablurn]

I thought single life was pretty annoying. Especially when you are not the type of guy who goes to clubs, and goes ape-insane. I rather let things come to me. And for example now... that I got my gf, I don't even mind clubbing. But I hated it when i was single.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Is the site working for anyone else?

I just get a 'loading' message in the middle

http://www.flashscores.co.uk/

 

[bud23]

Get her drunk and FHUTA, duh.

That´s my plan Pulga, obviously.

 

[arkon]

Is the site working for anyone else?

I just get a 'loading' message in the middle

http://www.flashscores.co.uk/

Working fine for me.

 

[Blablurn]

Anyone up for some 1 vs 1 on FIFA PC?