WrestleMania 29 |OT| RematchaMania XXVIII-2: Out with the new and in with the old!

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Watching HHH discover Twitter is like watching a dog toilet training

Also, I'm pretty sure he should be more concerned with Lesnar than posing for all the cameras at Axxess. Lesnar's going to destroy him.

#Heel
 
IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S PREDICTION TIME! And not even any prediction time, this is the GRANDEST PREDICTION TIME OF THEM ALL! YAY!

I missed out on Elimination Chamber due to that unfortunate ban, but here I am, for the first time since January, with my predictions for WrestleMania! YAY!

Right.

Pre-show
Intercontinental Championship: Wade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz (Pre-Show)
There's a reason this is on the pre-show, the guys in it have almost no interest in them by, well, anyone. In one case it's warranted, as The Miz is mediocre as a heel, but just goddarn awful as a face. It's just not working and that they wasted Ric Flair on this guy instead of on Ziggler is ridiculous in almost every way. On the other hand, Barrett could be a top guy, if only they got behind him for once. that said though, the IC title needs to be retired, as pissing over the legacy of the thing doesn't seem like the way to go. This title should mean something, fix it WWE. As for the match, who really cares, Miz will win via Figure-Four leg-lock after about 9 minutes bell to bell, because really, whatever, he's the face. Congrats on the win Miz, you neither deserve or need it, please don't do anymore MizTV, thank you.

Tons of Funk & The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins
The only reason I don't utterly hate this match is because it gives Rhodes and Sandow their WrestleMania paycheck, which they deserve. Hopefully Sandow gets a better match next year, he deserves to be at the top of the card, his mic work is tremendous and his ring work is solid enough to be in the main event. He deserves a WWE title run the coming year, he's a classic heel and perfect. PERFECT I TELL YOU! Plus his beard is awesome, that alone deserves a title run. Anyway, back to the match. We all know Tons of Funk is gonna win, in an undercard match like this there's no way the faces won't win at WrestleMania. I like that Tensai is having so much fun now that he's not a jobber anymore. Good luck for him. It'll be a short match, so I expect Fake Boob Bella and Cameron to not be tagged into the match at all, Naomi and Brie Bella will get a move or three. Sandow and Tensai will start the match and it will end with Brodus and Sweet T hitting their finishers and pinning Cody Rhodes.

Chris Jericho vs. Fandango
Jericho is famous for putting people over, he's semi-retired, but out of all the part-timers, the only one you can count on putting over new talent. Which is what he will do. Johnny Curtis deserves this match, he's been in developmental for so long he must've been ready to go to TNA any day now. He's pretty good at his gimmick too, for all it's idiocracy. Well done on your first match (as Fandago) in WWE, and on your first WM match, 1-0 for Fandago.This will be a sleeper match, pretty sure alot of people will be suprised by the quality of the wrestling in this one, I hope they get 15 minutes.

Ryback vs. Mark Henry
I am quite excited for this match. Contrary to popular oppinion, I do like Ryback. Sure, he's not as good as Goldberg, but he's a good enough strong man to match Henry. And I do love my a good old fashioned big men wailing on eachother brawl, so this should be fun. After spending much of the match being dominated by Henry, Ryback is gonna come back, not botch his Shellshock and pin Henry. Ryback wins and goes on to be the first fodder for heel Cena.

WWE Tag Team Championship: Team Hell No (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston w/ AJ Lee
I love everyone in this match and that includes Big E. Sure, he's green, but damn this guy can throw people around like there's no tomorrow. He's definitely the strongest man on the roster and it shows. I can't wait for him and Bryan to go at it, should be alot of fun. I don't know if Bryan and Kane will be done at WM or they'll wait for the break-up at Extreme Rules. Probably the latter, however, they will lose the titles as AJ shenanigans will distract Kane, so that Bryan can take the pin after eating both guys finishers. Ziggler gets the fall and Big ZiggE Lee become Tag-Team Champions.

Randy Orton, Sheamus & Big Show vs. The Shield
The Shield doesn't fight alot of matches, they haven been thoroughly build up as a team and as a well functioning unit. That's their strength and we've seen in the two matches at Elimination Chamber and TLC that they slowly pick the other team off one by one and getting the win like that. We'll see that here as well, as The Shield comes out on top. We won't see Orton turn heel until the rematch at Elimination Chamber I think, but we'll see Orton losing by Sheamus or Big Show taking the fall in some shenanigans way.

World Heavyweight Championship: Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Jack Swagger
Del Rio wasn't working as a heel, his WWE Title run was lackluster as a result and his destiny talk never connected with anyone. His face run is also not working, I'm starting to think Del Rio simply doesn't have it. He's lacking something, but I just can't relate or connect to the guy at all. Swagger on the other hand is even less charismatic, Zeb Coulter helps alot, but he's not offensive enough, the gimmick should be worse, I guess we can blame the PG-label for that one. This match should be entertaining at least, as the guys lack promo skills, but make up for it with in-ring work. I'm gonna say Del Rio will win this one after some Zeb/Ricardo stuff happens where Swagger will get distracted. Afterwards we'll see Swagger and Zeb beat on Ricardo and Del Rio when... HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD... out comes Swagger's old buddy Ziggler with Big E and AJ. And our newly crowned Tag champion will cash in his MitB contract for his title shot. A short match later, Ziggler finally gets his due and becomes the first MitB winner to succesfully cash in at WrestleMania. Becoming a dual champ in the process.

Additionally, we won't see this at WM, but on Monday at Raw we'll get AJ vs. Kaitlyn for the title, where AJ will become the divas champion. Indeed, that's alot of gold on one stable, but they need it due to being treated like shit since TLC.

No Holds Barred With Triple H's Career On The Line: Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar
Looking forward to this one, because you know these two will work a stiff match, we'll see blood, we'll see people flying over ropes, we'll see Triple H's sledgehammer and hopefully he won't have to cover it with his hand to soften the blow this time. We'll also see Triple H winning this match after a pedigree or five. The final one will be on the steel steps. Oh yeah, Steph and Heyman will be at ringside for this one. I expect this match to have JR on commentary.

The Streak On The Line: The Undertaker vs. CM Punk
In my fantasy world, Punk is winning this one. However, in reality, Taker is gonna avenge Paul Bearer. The entrances will be fun, the match will be solid and after we have a 5 minute break of sleeper holds we'll have a bunch of finisher spots and Undertaker goes 21-0. It would be very cool if Taker decided to retire here at WM29 and go out by giving a win to Punk though. But, no, alas.

WWE Championship: The Rock (c) vs. John Cena
John Cena, poor John Cena. I often wonder if he'll ever be remembered like the previous era's top stars. How fondly we think back to Austin, Rock and even Hogan. Cena however, nobody actually likes anymore. It's simple really, he's not a beloved star. He's had good matches, but is he stealing the show? Is he cutting amazing promo's? No, none of that. He gets go away heat and not even amongst the younger fans I notice a trend of getting behind other guys. Cena knows this and I think WWE has realised that they need to do something new with Cena now. John will win this match, he will once again mock Rock by doing his people's elbow routine, succesful this time and then follow up with the AA for the win. Now, as for how he will turn heel, I think we'll see some kind of Heyman involvement in this one. Maybe Brock comes out and he and Cena will attack Rock together. Cena has been a face for so long, I think some guidance will come handy here, Heyman could finally create his monster stable with Brock, Punk and Cena together. Imagine those three going against Ryback, Sheamus and the like. Now that would be fun. In reality though, Cena will win, Rock and Cena will shake hands, hug and Cena wins his 11th WWE title by rising above hate and what not.
Still #heel, damnit. SWERVE ME WWE, DO IT!
 
maybe Kelly Kelly will come and dominate the diva division battle royale.

I hate you.

I will now post a cute AJ and Ziggler picture to counteract the evil you've conjured with your post.

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Begone evil spirits. This is a happy place.
 
It's bad enough the Bella's are back, the last thing we need is Kelly Kelly to return. I wish the girl all the best in the world, but she should not be within 100 meters of a wrestling ring ever again.

On a completely unrelated note, even though I predicted a Dolph cash in, I'm hoping he doesn't cash in until Elimination Chamber. This purely selfish, as this would put him and AJ / Big E on the Smackdown Euro Tour instead of the Raw Euro Tour, and I need to see AJ and Ziggler.
 
I hate you.

I will now post a cute AJ and Ziggler picture to counteract the evil you've conjured with your post.

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Begone evil spirits. This is a happy place.
lol why does this picture even exist. Was it part of the AJ diary? It's funny how they're trying to make ziggler seem part of her life.

Though they probably are doing it IRL.
 
Yeah, she looked OK, but made her transition to ring too quickly. Took Trish Stratus like 2 years before she appeared in the ring on TV! Aww Trish, so wonderful.
 
Okay!

Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett vs. The Miz (Interactive Pre-Show Match)
The Miz wins? Is there a feud here other than Barrett beating Miz so much that Miz earned a title shot?

Tons of Funk & The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins
Heels win after the faces dance for the crowd and make anyone forcing their friends to watch WM feel embarrassed and weird.

Chris Jericho vs. Fandango
The new guy gets the upset and makes his name known.

WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston
Ziggler's team wins. D-Bry's WM losing streak will continue until he's 0-21.

Ryback vs. Mark Henry
This is going to be more boring than expected. Henry's been so awesome in the last couple of years, but big man vs big man matches never work as well as they want. Ryback picks up Henry and botches his finish and his WM moment and gets the win.

Randy Orton, Sheamus & Big Show vs. The Shield
The Shield wins a spotfest.

World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger
Swagger cheats to win. Big E destroys Swagger. Ziggler comes out and cashes in on his former teammate. Ziggler's got two titles and finally breaks out of the "****** jobber to the stars" role to get his time in the spotlight.

Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar (No Holds Barred Match; If Lesnar wins, Triple H must retire)
Lesnar wins a match that he will make good, even if Trips thinks it's his doing. Trips never wrestles again until a month later.

The Undertaker vs. CM Punk
21-0. Punk's been downplaying the workrate potential of this match in interviews, so I feel it's going to have some sort of angle to it. I'm assuming Undertaker is going to beat Punk nearly to death, which would explain why he'll be out for a few months.

WWE Champion The Rock vs. John Cena
Cena's aligning himself with Heyman or the Shield to re-enact the Austin Wrestlemania heel turn in order to win the championship that he thinks he absolutely has to win no matter what.
 
Nah, it's fine to keep Lita for another hall of fame I think, they had a feud, but Lita did alot of stuff seperate from Trish, she deserves her own moment.

Never thought about it that way. I just feel she is equally as important and deserves just as much appreciation as Trish.
 
Wade Barrett vs. The Miz
- Miz probably wins for some reason. Probably uses his awful Figure-four Leg Lock. Crowd gives him a mediocre pop.

Tons of Funk & Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scolars & The Bella Twins
- Rhodes Scholars wins because they deserve to. Tons of Funk stay in the ring to dance anyway.

Jericho vs. Fandango
- Good guy Jericho puts over Fandango.

Team Hell No vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E
- AJ pulls some shit. Team Hell No ends up winning though.

Ryback vs. Mark Henry
- Ryback, barely lifts Henry up for the Shellshock. No one is surprised.

Orton, Sheamus, Show vs. The Shield
- Shield wins. Orton goes heel.

Del Rio vs. Swagger
- Zeb gets sent to the back about 5 minutes into the match. Swagger gets the win, Ziggler cashes in.

Triple H vs. Lesnar
- Triple H wins because he is THIS BUSINESS.

Taker vs. Punk
- Taker wins.

Cena vs. Rock
- Rock wins in an upset. Cena cries.
 
Wait. The Miz's match is a Pre-Show? I hate this company. :( If I wasn't having friends over to watch I'd cancel my Wrestlemania order.

I thought Rhodes Scholars and Cesaro were Pre-shows. Is Cesaro even on the card?
 
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