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[Kave_Man]

Has Melnyk said when he's going to make his CSI report public?

 

[equippedwithtowel]

Sens exaggerated the injury to demonize Cooke. It's so obvious now.

Yep.

Because all Sens care about is Cooke.

Fuck our Norris trophy winning defenseman.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Karlsson will be healthy but not in game shape. He'll be running on adrenaline.

 

[SuperSonic1305]

I heard Lupul scored 4 goals in a playoff game once.

 

[Smiley90]

One of Soc's exes is here. I need input on what to do. Preferably not from Soc.

I'm sorry Soc.

 

[Heretic]

One of Soc's exes is here. I need input on what to do. Preferably not from Soc.

I'm sorry Soc.

oh snap hahaha

 

[TUSR]

One of Soc's exes is here. I need input on what to do. Preferably not from Soc.

I'm sorry Soc.

where is here?

 

[Quick]

One of Soc's exes is here. I need input on what to do. Preferably not from Soc.

I'm sorry Soc.

"Here" as in NeoGAF?

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

One of Soc's exes is here. I need input on what to do. Preferably not from Soc.

I'm sorry Soc.

Undress and greet her wearing only a fur hat. Works every time.

 

[Smiley90]

where is here?

My all-day Biochemistry seminar including after-party.

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Tinordi in for Weber, Price in net.

 

[Quick]

My all-day Biochemistry seminar including after-party.

Date her, dump her after a few months. Make sure she's smitten with you.

When she asks why, answer: "This is for Socreges." Don't use his actual name, unless it's that. Then walk away into the sunset.

 

[TUSR]

My all-day Biochemistry seminar including after-party.

lunchtime bathroom sex

 

[Cake Boss]

My all-day Biochemistry seminar including after-party.

Eat her out.

 

[Smiley90]

Undress and greet her wearing only a fur hat. Works every time.

Pretty sure that only works in Florida.

Date her, dump her after a few months. Make sure she's smitten with you.

When she asks why, answer: "This is for Socreges." Don't use his actual name, unless it's that. Then walk away into the sunset.

Should I buy a horse and ride it into the sunset for extra effect?

 

[Heretic]

THE TOTAL IMPLOSION OF JUSTIN SCHULTZ

This is the last time I mention this turd nugget.

 

[Quick]

Should I buy a horse and ride it into the sunset for extra effect?

Buy a donkey instead, for comedic effect.

 

[Heretic]

Pretty sure that only works in Florida.



Should I buy a horse and ride it into the sunset for extra effect?

Only if it's done at the beach. NO ONE BREAKS OUR SOCREGES' HEART. NOBODY!

 

[SuperSonic1305]

lol Schultz. Could have been in the playoffs with the Ducks or the Leafs.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Pretty sure that only works in Florida.



Should I buy a horse and ride it into the sunset for extra effect?

A moose will suffice.

 

[Socreges]

I'd love for Smiley to date her, but I don't think he's built up the courage to say Hello yet

 

[Quick]

Undress and greet her wearing only a fur hat. Works every time.

I did this once.

My penis was my hat hanger.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Do this smelly
http://youtu.be/U-Qf8hWO48c

 

[Simon Belmont]

I'd love for Smiley to date her, but I don't think he's built up the courage to say Hello yet

That's a big first step.

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Should probably talk about her on the podcast.

 

[Simon Belmont]

Mention that you post on a popular internet video game forum. Ladies like that.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

I'm down for the playoff preview podcast too. I don't think six people would be a bad idea for the playoffs.

 

[Acid08]

I'm down for the playoff preview podcast too. I don't think six people would be a bad idea for the playoffs.

Yeah I'd be down for that if there's room.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Mention that you post on a popular internet video game forum. Ladies like that.

Show her the size of your post count.

 

[Heretic]

I'd love for Smiley to date her, but I don't think he's built up the courage to say Hello yet

Smiley, you can have Socreges' leftovers! DO IT! Just keep in mind that when you're making out with her you're really making out with Soc's dong.

 

[Acid08]

Smiley, you can have Socreges' leftovers! DO IT! Just keep in mind that when you're making out with her you're really making out with Soc's dong.

He should just skip this unnecessary "girl" stuff and get right on that Soc ding-a-ling.

 

[Solo]

I'd love for Smiley to date her, but I don't think he's built up the courage to say Hello yet

smlly pls

 

[Socreges]

He should just skip this unnecessary "girl" stuff and get right on that Soc ding-a-ling.

 

[Quick]

Way to go, guys. You just added sexual tension into NHL-GAF.

Smiley and Soc can't post immediately after each other now, else we'd think there's will-they-won't-they sexual tension happening.

 

[Heretic]

He should just skip this unnecessary "girl" stuff and get right on that Soc ding-a-ling.

lol!

Way to go, guys. You just added sexual tension into NHL-GAF.

Smiley and Soc can't post immediately after each other now, else we'd think there's will-they-won't-they sexual tension happening.

hahaha i'm going to be looking for this now.

 

[Smiley90]

Way to go, guys. You just added sexual tension into NHL-GAF.

Smiley and Soc can't post immediately after each other now, else we'd think there's will-they-won't-they sexual tension happening.

Is 2 posts inbetween enough? :/

 

[Solo]

Just slip a finger in her butthole during sex and she'll be yours forever. Added bonus: your finger will be where Socs peins was previously. Brings you closer to both.

 

[Socreges]

Is 2 posts inbetween enough? :/

Are you afraid to be close to me

 

[Acid08]

Are you afraid to be close to me

I thought Europeans were supposed to be more open minded. Disappointed :/

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Just slip a finger in her butthole during sex and she'll be yours forever. Added bonus: your finger will be where Socs peins was previously. Brings you closer to both.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Quick]

I thought Europeans were supposed to be more open minded. Disappointed :/

 

[SCHUEY F1]

:lol

 

[Smiley90]

Just slip a finger in her butthole during sex and she'll be yours forever. Added bonus: your finger will be where Socs peins was previously. Brings you closer to both.

...wat...

Are you afraid to be close to me

COME INTO MY ARMS MY FRIEND

I thought Europeans were supposed to be more open minded. Disappointed :/

Open minded, yes. Not open anus'd.

 

[Quick]

COME INTO MY ARMS MY FRIEND

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqZS89jFCFg

 

[SCHUEY F1]

...COME INTO MY ARMS MY FRIEND

.

edit: I like the way you think Quick

 

[Curufinwe]

I heard Lupul scored 4 goals in a playoff game once.

Scored a game 7 overtime winner, too.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

COME INTO MY ARMS MY FRIEND

I think you typo'd.

 

[Samyy]

Why dont you talk to her, take her out to a nice dinner and then drop her home at a reasonable time after enjoying a pleasant evening of conversation.

 

[Smiley90]

I think you typo'd.

Onto my arms? I want to be able to wash it off.

Why dont you talk to her, take her out to a nice dinner and then drop her home at a reasonable time after enjoying a pleasant evening of conversation.

You sick freak

 

[Acid08]

Why dont you talk to her, take her out to a nice dinner and then drop her home at a reasonable time after enjoying a pleasant evening of conversation.

Where does the anal fit in?