Football Thread |OT19| LA DECIMATED
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The_Hitcher89
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Danish football is so shit, its below Swedish League 2 on William Hill's match list
This hurt, deep.
The_Hitcher89
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We'll have you if you wanna switch allegiances. Seems like that's how most of you cunts became Man Utd fans in the first place, should be able to work the other way round.
Broder Salsa
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Nothing is under the Swedish league. It's kind of sad, they used to have some good clubs but today they are about as relevant to the football world as my genital warts.
The_Hitcher89
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Some very good player have come from Sweden, do they leave the domestic leagues at the first offer in general?
oh fuck
KidA Seven
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Sleeplessnights
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You maybe a bro, but your opinions all read like fart.
Freewheelin'
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And still their NT is above average. Only Swedish club I could name without looking is Malmo, Ibra!
The_Hitcher89
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Oh yeah, Killer7, you're a cunt. I reported your message to Sony, and hope to see you banned in the next 48 hours
Ha, Linius I was gonna say the exact same thing about only knowing Malmo, and only because of Ibra
And Hodgson
Ha, Linius I was gonna say the exact same thing about only knowing Malmo, and only because of Ibra
And Hodgson
Broder Salsa
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Yeah Sweden probably got the best national team out of the Scandinavian countries too, but anyone with any respect for themselves would leave the league the first chance they get.
KidA Seven
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You don't want to bring peace to South Korea and Japan.
ShinJi-Sung
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FootballFan
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You even got that damn picture and you still can't spell it.
They're fucked, don't be surprised if they don't exist in two years. Also only 6 points away from relegation lol
Most their players have now seen how far Reid has come. From Midtyland to undefeated world cup and vice captain of a good EPL team.
It's motivation, Midtyland will win the title next season.
Can Crusher
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Sleeplessnights
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Hates Giggsy too. I bet he didn't like Ronaldo back then.
The_Hitcher89
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How can this be, when you have Daniel 'more clean sheets than an asexual in a Lenor factory' Agger?
Broder Salsa
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Malmø really hates us and it's kind of cute. We got their manager after he won the Swedish league and then fired him 5 months later.
I legit laughed out loud. Good thing I'm not in public.
The_Hitcher89
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Malmø really hates us and it's kind of cute. We got their manager after he won the Swedish league and then fired him 5 months later.
lol
Abramovich must be on a lot of shit-lists then
We bought Ibra and Rosenberg from them in recent history.
Same goes for the Norwegian league btw, what ever happened to Rosenborg? Used to see them in the CL from time to time.
Broder Salsa
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Simon Kjær plays next to him.
FootballFan
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First time I saw her was on Sunny in Philadelphia. Damn. Charlie is the man.
The_Hitcher89
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Aren't they the ones that got Mourinho sacked, with a draw at Stamford Bridge in front of about 20,000 fans? Gods among men.
@Wooden, good point. RAWK was always conflicted about Kjaer, as I think he used to play well next to Agger, but was utter shite for Roma
Broder Salsa
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Oh I was trying to figure out who she was. Yeah she was damn hot, but I mean, nothing compared to the waitress of course.
Freewheelin'
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Imagine if Reid signed for Barcelona.
Other fans would be like, "wut. Wtf is this cunt?"
And you'd be like "AWWWWW YEA, WINSTON MOTHAFUCKIN' REID. TREBLE NEXT SEASON CULES".
Malmø really hates us and it's kind of cute. We got their manager after he won the Swedish league and then fired him 5 months later.
FCK is a plastic club? In what twisted universe do these Malmo fellas live? :lol
Sleeplessnights
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I'm gonna turn Messi on her and watch Sunny in Philadelphia just to see her.
The_Hitcher89
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Dude looks like Sheldon
Milchmonster
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Oh wow, I just read the posts during the BVB-Bayern match hahaha. There was only Sloane and he had like 3 (?) posts which were totally neutral and still Bayern fans were totally pissed lol. Doesn't even need BVB fans or an important match for hilarity.
Also, the Klopp hate is ridiculous. I love the way he acts on the pitch. He said he doesn't want his players to complain and he does it instead. That's perfectly fine for me, rather see a coach yelling at the ref than 10 players sourrounding the ref after every decision against them.
About his image, well, that's because he's AWESOME. He's not a nice coach, he demands a lot from the players and if anyone doesn't take the orders, he's done. On the pitch, he does everything to help the team. At press conferences, he's not acting all nice either. Stupid question, stupid answer and at times, he talks some tough shit there. Everyone knows that.
But in the end he's an honest guy who's always good for a laugh and doesn't act for the cameras on top of being a great coach. That's why so many people love him.
No, read part of it some days (?) ago. It's obviously just Bild level speculation. But it got me thinking and I really don't know what exactly he does at Bayern. I'd imagine Hoeneß still had some power last year and with Rummenigge, Heynckes/Pep, the other board members, etc. it looks like his main job is using his good connections to former DFB youth players.
Also, the Klopp hate is ridiculous. I love the way he acts on the pitch. He said he doesn't want his players to complain and he does it instead. That's perfectly fine for me, rather see a coach yelling at the ref than 10 players sourrounding the ref after every decision against them.
About his image, well, that's because he's AWESOME. He's not a nice coach, he demands a lot from the players and if anyone doesn't take the orders, he's done. On the pitch, he does everything to help the team. At press conferences, he's not acting all nice either. Stupid question, stupid answer and at times, he talks some tough shit there. Everyone knows that.
But in the end he's an honest guy who's always good for a laugh and doesn't act for the cameras on top of being a great coach. That's why so many people love him.
No, read part of it some days (?) ago. It's obviously just Bild level speculation. But it got me thinking and I really don't know what exactly he does at Bayern. I'd imagine Hoeneß still had some power last year and with Rummenigge, Heynckes/Pep, the other board members, etc. it looks like his main job is using his good connections to former DFB youth players.
Well, director of football is quite the non-description. For Zorc we know he handles the contracts talks, does Sammer, too?
The_Hitcher89
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Boardroom drama and arguments. Truly the new La Liga.
Broder Salsa
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Because we're a rather new club (from 1992), even though one of the two clubs that merged to become Copenhagen was Kjøbenhavns Boldklub, the oldest football club on Continental Europe... Also we buy everything from the other Scandinavian leagues like the Buyern of Scandinavia lol.
Sleeplessnights
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I'd have believed that. You're Fry of UnitedGAF.
Freewheelin'
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Did you see my Six Feet Under comment on the previous page?
Don't say these things </3 Shall I give a list of players I actually like to make it all better?
But wait. You guys are lower on the foodchain than us. So where the hell do you buy all these players?
Just keep doing that youth programme so we can keep winning titles.
Broder Salsa
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Did you see my Six Feet Under comment on the previous page?
I just did now! and yeah... It's true, Brenda is weird. Would gangbang though.
But wait. You guys are lower on the foodchain than us. So where the hell do you buy all these players?
Just keep doing that youth programme so we can keep winning titles.
Well you guys only buy the very biggest talents that we can't afford anyway. But all the "star players" of Norway and Sweden? Hell yeah. Then they go to our bench and rot there.
Baconsaurus Rex
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:lol Actually I'd be like ".........fuck. Our cycle really is over."
My Reid talk is just bull crap lol. Kinda like when Man Utd fans talk about some of their players haha.
Reid is good, but for West Ham and All Whites, he'd be worse than Chygrinskiy for Barca.
True true.
Unfortunately she is only on one episode. "Charlie and Dee Find Love" Season 8. But she looked damn good.
WAR recon zero
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Broder Salsa
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She's hot but at this point it's just stupid like the Alaba photo, only a bit less fun.
FootballFan
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