I've never seen anything with the name Star Trek outside of the 09 reboot. Not a thing. Apart from that gif of Shatner going fucko. I can't exactly remember ST09 because I saw it drunk and went to Nandos after, ate what must have amounted to at least two battery farms, and then fucked off home. So I haven't been hyped for this one at all apart from Cumberbatch being in it. Like, at all. The trailers just looked like explosions, I'm generally not fussed about any of the mythology so couldn't be happy or pissed at any rumours. It just existed as an upcoming film.
Saw it today.
It's the best Star Wars movie ever.
Like, it's just fucking top notch blockbuster entertainment. It looks beautiful, it's one of the few films I've seen since Avatar (which I loathed) wherein you really get a sense that a lot of money has been spent on this and none of it is wasted. It sounds great. It's acted more than competently by most and knocked out of the park by a few - Cumberbatch, Weller, Greenwood and Quinto are all superb. Saldana and Eve are so fucking hot I wanna make a Vulcan sign and finger bang them both at the same time. It was exciting and loud and colourful and funny and made sense and didnt sag in the middle.
And it was directed the hell out of. The problem with Star Wars is that it's built up this mythology because it was so different, because every director and critic starting today was the right age for it. And pretty soon the OG Wars won't have that effect because it'll be things like LOTR. And hopefully this Trek. And hopefully the new Star Wars. Because its in the right fucking hands with JJ Abrams.
Sculli, you're banned right now LOOOOOL WHAT FOR YOU OAF. But when you return, join me in the BJ of JJ.