Picture the scene.
Kaz comes on stage, the lights dim, he looks into the camera.
'On going forward with the Playstation 4, we've come to a realization that looking to the past is where success can be found, and in coming to this conclusion, building strong relationships with third parties are important in offering gamers what they want.'
Hashimoto comes on stage, and taps Kaz on the shoulder.
'Today we announce a special partnership with Sony, bringing exclusive titles to the Playstation 4 to help realize our vision for next-generation experiences. But enough talk, please watch.'
Screen lights up
'Final Fantasy'
Crow goes 'ooooh'
'XIV - PS4 edition'
Crowd yells, 'they're pulling this shit again?! Fail SE.'
Trailer ends, screen goes black, and then,
"This is a fantasy based on reality." Shimomura violins cut into the silence and the game blows minds. Trailer ends 'Final Fantasy' and then 'Versus' but then the 'ersus' fades and an 'X' appears before the V.
Crowd 'OMG YES, rumours were true!'
'Coming exclusively to Playstation 4 in 2014' screen goes black
Hashimoto speaks above the crowd's cheering, 'but now, let me invite you to see what we hope to bring further in the future.'
On-screen 'this trailer is running real-time on Playstation 4 hardware.'
Silence, and then, a piano is tickled as 'Dearly Beloved' melts into the crowd and a scene of Sora on a beach in what looks like pre-rendered CG appears, but it's not CG! And every single person in the room is overcome with goosebumps. And there are 6 pages of 'OMG' posted in GAF in the space of 20 seconds.
The short trailer ends with 'Kingdom Hearts 3' 'coming exclusively to Playstation 4'
GAF errors and people are furiously f5ing
screen goes black
And then another trailer starts!
It looks a bit like Agni's Philosophy but there are new environments, new scenes, and it looks phenomenal, and has Azam Ali's hypnotic chanting playing over it. Trailer ends with 'Final Fantasy XVI, coming exclusively to Playstation 4'
tears of joy
hashimoto bows, 'please be excited'/ the end
And with that out of the way, pls lower your expectations