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do you pop your collar?
bro I beat God Hand on
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do you pop your collar?
Who'd you rather be friends with?
Japanophile gamer or Dude bro?
THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!
bro I beat God Hand onand I still pop my collar on the daily. ain't no correlation on popped collars and dat casual shit, dawg.normal
Why's everyone gettin all upset? If you don't like the term dudebro, don't be a dudebro. It's that easy!
Because jocks getting into metal music and gaming has ruined metallica and shooters.
Or at least that was the narrative in 1995.![]()
I like games that are supposedly for dude bros.
Heck even Uncharted is considered dudebro,
Whatever really.
Dudebros = Sunbros?
HahahaDudebro means every game needs an aiming reticule, lots of cursing, and your character's shit is fucked up so he has to shoot/slice you.
Who'd you rather be friends with?
Japanophile gamer or Dude bro?
THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!
Dudebro is, in my opinion, the videogame equivalent of McDonald's.
But McDonalds is cheap and Dudebro games are 60 dollars a pop. iOS/Android games are the videogame equivalent of Fastfood. AAA Dudebro games are fine dining restaurants, with varying levels of quality and refinement. Madden is T.G.I. Fridays. Call of Duty is Arby's. Assassin's Creed is Outback Steakhouse. DLC is gratuity. I will run this extended metaphor into the motherfucking ground.
Somehow the use of this old pic was oddly refreshing. I actually laughed.
But McDonalds is cheap and Dudebro games are 60 dollars a pop. iOS/Android games are the videogame equivalent of Fastfood. AAA Dudebro games are fine dining restaurants, with varying levels of quality and refinement. Madden is T.G.I. Fridays. Call of Duty is Arby's. Assassin's Creed is Outback Steakhouse. DLC is gratuity. I will run this extended metaphor into the motherfucking ground.
edit: the used games market is refillable soda.
Actually, fast food is quite expensive. For example, a Large Double-Big Mac Meal + Filet-o-fish sandwich alone can run 13, 14 bucks. Not quite the bargain.
iOS/Android games are the equivalent of candy. They're not meant to be nutritious. They're the thing you eat while you're waiting in line, like a Mentos.
Dudebro games are fatty, bloated, unnatural, and taste superficially good but will kill you bite by bite.
Man please tell me you don't actually go into McDonalds and NOT order off the dollar menu.
But if I had to compare those games to a fast food chain, it'd be Hardees/Carl Jr's.
Actually, fast food is quite expensive. For example, a Large Double-Big Mac Meal + Filet-o-fish sandwich alone can run 13, 14 bucks. Not quite the bargain.
iOS/Android games are the equivalent of candy. They're not meant to be nutritious. They're the thing you eat while you're waiting in line, like a Mentos.
Dudebro games are fatty, bloated, unnatural, and taste superficially good but will kill you bite by bite.
Of course it did.Did the term "dudebro" even exist before the infamous GAF post?
Filet-o-Fishes aren't on the dollar menu >:|
so, you guys think you're better than the ones that use the term dudebro, who in turn think they are better than said dudebros. allright.
Exactly. My post in the other thread:The fact that sports simulations are on the list of "games that make you a dudebro" just proves the term is used for anybody who likes popular games that gaf doesn't like.
It's become a rather meaningless pejorative term to describe pretty much anyone that doesn't enjoy exclusively indie games and it's bullshit.
It's become a rather meaningless pejorative term to describe pretty much anyone that doesn't enjoy exclusively indie games and it's bullshit.
No, THAT is bullshit. Dudebros are the type that ONLY play dudebro games and considers everything else "gay". But playing dudebro games doesn't automatically make you a dudebro.
That's what it is, yes, but not the way that it is commonly used anymore.No, THAT is bullshit. Dudebros are the type that ONLY play dudebro games and considers everything else "gay". But playing dudebro games doesn't automatically make you a dudebro.
Because dudebro's are only interested in certain games, never in expanding beyond that limited scope.
For real, I dont know anyone like this. Outside of call of duty fandom and the like, they are, well...normal.Chances are, the people who call dudebros, who call everything you like "gay" probably don't exist. You're creating someone who doesn't exist to make you, yourself, feel better.
Also when defining dudebro do not use dudebro in the definition. That is bullshit.
YesThe word was invented with the intent of having negative connotations associated with it, isn't that right?