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[botty]

A guy who wants his pussy beat up. Get it, satch.

 

[Soulscribe]

i heard a rumour that if you dig a hole and put bleach talc and soulscribe in it, chant tina three times and beyonce will announce mrs crater dates at your country!

try it

I tried last night but just ended up spilling bleach all over myself again

THANKS BITCH

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

sometimes i thikn rob is the same thinkg as me but he is too afraid to admit it

 

[DMeisterJ]

A guy who wants his pussy beat up. Get it, satch.

:deadbanana: are you shading her saying she is built like Rachel?

I tried last night but just ended up spilling bleach all over myself again

THANKS BITCH

omg not you too. Don't take up after your fave.

You're beautiful, no matter what they say, words can't bring you down

 

[Kyon]

I tried last night but just ended up spilling bleach all over myself again

THANKS BITCH

O

 

[Trigger]

omg not you too. Don't take up after your fave.

You're beautiful, no matter what they say, words can't bring you down

i'm dying

 

[Nemesis_]

I tried last night but just ended up spilling bleach all over myself again

THANKS BITCH

note the "again"

 

[botty]

:deadbanana: are you shading her saying she is built like Rachel?

No. I just like the gif.

 

[Nemesis_]

who ants to help me find azealis teeth and file them down to help her?

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

what is everyone's favourite beyonce song

When I'm in my rap car its Diva, cuz it THUMPS hard.
Speechless/Be With You, when I'm about to snoo snoo.
Overall I think its Crazy In Love from the Roseland show.

 

[botty]

OMG!

Christina Aguilera &#8207;@xtina 2m
Rollin' into season 5- ready to kick it with the boys. pic.twitter.com/Lg0smETAG8

 

[Nemesis_]

shes such a pouty fuck mess tard dickhead

im giong to bed

 

[Kyon]

Legend

EDIT:

Naughty Boy confirmed to be working with Britney on Album8.

http://music.yahoo.com/video/yahoo-wireless-live-stream-120500066.html

For reference he wrote

Rihanna's Half of Me on Unapologetic

As well as Leona's Trouble from Glassheart.

This song sounds like it will have power ballads and Unusual You's. here for it

 

[SaintZ]

Wait

Wait

Wait

Summertime Sadness is #50 on iTunes (The Cedric Gervais Remix)

and

LANA DEL REY – Summertime Sadness: 8.975 (+ 0.956)

What's going on?! What kind of Lights teas?!

She IS cominG.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

- Usher, NeYo and Jason Derulo are actually male African American incarnates of Nayru, Din and Farore from the Legend of Zelda series, minus the timeless legacy, sales, or fan dedication

I'm finished. You did Usher dirty with this one.

 

[Kyon]

Oh and since Naughty Boy will be on Album8ney he should make her a song like this k fanks

http://youtu.be/3O1_3zBUKM8

 

[Yado]

 

[Dr. Malik]

These fights between Hews and irrelevants don't do anything for me anymore

 

[Ahasverus]

Wait

Wait

Wait

Summertime Sadness is #50 on iTunes (The Cedric Gervais Remix)

and

LANA DEL REY – Summertime Sadness: 8.975 (+ 0.956)

What's going on?! What kind of Lights teas?!

She IS cominG.

The day Lana del Rey becomes mainstream is the day she's ruined forever

 

[Trigger]

Go iN, Lily.

 

[SaintZ]

LMAO, I like Azealia but clock ha Lilly.

The day Lana del Rey becomes mainstream is the day she's ruined forever

Yeah, I have been thinking that. If she makes it big in the US I'm afraid she won't be the same with her fans and music. I still want her to suceed tho.

 

[cory64]

The day Lana del Rey becomes mainstream is the day she's ruined forever

She's sold 3 million albums...

 

[Satch]

both of them are nobodies

 

[Ahasverus]

She's sold 3 million albums...

So does Nightwish for example, and it's not mainstream.

She's already succcesful, really, leave it like that. I will cry a lot the day she gets a duet with Pitbull.

 

[Kyon]

What the fuck is a Lily?

More sewer rat lessor nobodies going at it? I have no time for it

 

[Trigger]

I will cry a lot the day she gets a duet with Pitbull.

Well that's been a winning formula for some girls.

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

What the fuck is a Lily?

That's what I was wondering too.

 

[Matt_]

Now I'm team #Azealia, but this Lily Allen shade is just disgusting

You should educate yourselves

Also, this is an unrelated but cute summer bop

 

[Satch]

oh shes one of shartemisias faves

 

[Kyon]

*Does Lily research*

Kii @ Lilith child of Dark Dusty Corners RETIRING and QUITTING to open up a clothing store when she had some SEMBLANCE of LOCAL RELEVANCE.

Im literally done.


I can't be bothered by quitting lessor trash

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

oh shes one of shartemisias faves

So you're saying she's shitty? Gotcha!

 

[Dr. Malik]

Yall are trolling if yall don't know who Lilly Allen is especially since Smile was annoyingly (is that a word?) everywhere back in the day, but she is irrelevant now so it doesn't matter

 

[Kyon]

I've never heard of Smile

EDIT: or maybe I did idk

 

[Satch]

o smile sounds familiar

i guess i just forgot ha

 

[Matt_]

Lily Allen was good back in the day
I'm legit surprised ya'll don't know her

 

[Kyon]

o smile sounds familiar

i guess i just forgot ha

Yeah some tune is trying to come back but just won't because my Flop-filter software I have installed. :/

 

[Bladenic]

Lily Allen's voice is so annoying. She needs to RE-retire so we don't have to hear her voice anymore.

 

[Matt_]

The sun is in the sky
oh why oh why
would I wanna be anywhere else

 

[Satch]

JESUS BE A FENCE AROUND ME

https://twitter.com/AZEALIABANKS/status/356126205168205824

 

[Matt_]

;osiuadmgonlsindguasmd ivas

I cant breathe omg
take me out the oven I'm fucking DONE

 

[Dr. Malik]

Omg at what Lilly Allen just tweeted

Ugh let me block her disgusting flop ass

 

[Matt_]

OMFG ITS A DICK LET ME DELETE

I thought it was a potato or a thumb or something

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

OMFG ITS A DICK LET ME DELETE

my jaw dropped


then i saw the edit kiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[Satch]

omfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff i cant deal with it


edit: MATT ILHUFKJNULIHNJMF

 

[Yado]

ew I don't even...

Edit:
Is that her husband's dick? I see those ashen pubes...

 

[Dr. Malik]

OMFG ITS A DICK LET ME DELETE

I thought it was a potato or a thumb or something

SCREAMING omg :ahh:

 

[royalan]

Are people really calling Lily Allen irrelevant?

I mean, yeah, she's irrelevant NOW. But she's still bigger than Azealia Banks will ever be. Even Azealia's got to know that, which is probably why she keeps focusing on Lily's husband looking like a thumb while Lily keeps taking shots at her lack of receipts.

Also, Lily's brother is strangely attractive, and had some hot sex scenes in Game of Thrones.

Spoiler

Although, we probably won't be getting anymore after what happened this season....:/

 

[Matt_]

I've spent too long in the sun, modmei have forgiveness

 

[Yado]

I remember how bitter Lily was when she came out, hating on the thin beautiful girls and taking shots at Chery Cole. :/

 

[royalan]

Wait, I missed it: did Matt actually POST Lily's last tweet in the thread?

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