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PopGAF |OT6| Beyonic is never coming out.
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she wishes.
face wise, the best she looked on stage.
but I'm probably a little biased because this is one of my top 3 favourite performances of hers
Devolution
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<+)O Robido O(+>
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The songs sound better live. Especially Love Spent. The I'm Addicted portion of the show was a little too subdued. I'd be glad if I never had to see her perform Like a Prayer ever again.
Professor Beef
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<+)O Robido O(+>
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Is that who that was?
The slayage that could have been:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZJmcoAE5NU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZJmcoAE5NU
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* waits for other shoe to drop.*
Oh, I was just trying something out. /shrug
but sky has had like 4 albums shelved. It is RIDICULOUS for ha to keep doing this. I blame it on fucking Perra. They are on the same label and clearly the label prefers to give all their attention to her set of twins.
Nemesis_
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It seems the European Union is pressed about everyone's favourite Uzbek diplomat again
http://www.uznews.net/news_single.php?lng=en&cid=31&nid=23278
A truly global being.
Soulscribe
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It's drunk and late, but here are some under-the-influence facts for the sistren:
- The MDNA Tour is the best fucking concert special I've ever seen. Gaga, Christina, even Beyonce tried, and failed
- Leona Lewis is the whinier incarnate of Mariah Carey, minus the whistle register but plus the incessant falsetto finishers and the total lack of ideas as to what the song she's singing about actually is or means
- Beyonce's probably better than you and it'll most likely stay that way for the time being
- Gaga's comeback is going to be more substantial than the margin of victory in the 2008 electoral vote but also genuinely better than that really awesome party you were planning with your friends that was supposed to be the coolest thing ever but it's still not quite as cool as an album that's centered around a giant uterus mask and a busted-ass weave on a white backdrop
- Beyonce's still better than you, even still. Damn
- The statement about Leona Lewis being whinier than Mariah shouldn't distract from the other point that Mariah Carey needs to stop, and is also generally awful
- Rihanna is the slightly tanner, slightly more medicated version of Britney Spears in the pop context, and I'm totally okay with that. Rihanna would have totally taken Gaga's "Telephone" song if she wasn't so understudy at the time, just like Britney Spears rejected "Telephone" because it dealt with a technology her conservator never introduced her to
- Lady Gaga created everything in the universe except Uranus, which was created by Rihanna because she was inspired by herself
- Justin Bieber's low-hanging crotch area pants aren't a fashion statement so much as a depressing revelation that Justin Bieber takes really large shits in his pantaloons. All that sizzurp
- Lady Gaga's bone structure is tighter than my asshole at a feminist abortion rally, but also random like a Mario Party minigame set to random
- I love that Britney's tours consist of her hobbling on to the stage, pressing play, then starting the show
- I'm not comfortable with how okay we are with Taylor Swift
- Usher, NeYo and Jason Derulo are actually male African American incarnates of Nayru, Din and Farore from the Legend of Zelda series, minus the timeless legacy, sales, or fan dedication
- Christina Aguilera may have the vocal swagger of a 1912 propeller-powered steam engine but she will sing your fave under a table under any and all contexts. She's also prettier than you probably
- If P!nk were any animal on earth it would be the one you completely forget about until you stumble into an Animal Planet documentary and see it get mentioned and you're like "oh yeah, that"
- Carly Rae Jepsen is what happens when Gaga takes a long vacation
- Beyonce's still prettier. That concealer didn't help
- Lady Gaga's name in sign language is actually Chun Lin's helicopter kick from Street Fighter
- Christina's name in sign language is 14 sets of jumping jacks
- Ciara is actually a CIA project created to test average Americans' ability to ignore and neglect
- The revelation that I probably have more Grammys than Britney Spears...
- Rihanna's attachment to Chris Brown's sexual advances only proves the fact that her vagina is shaped like the inside of a straw
- If I could be Nicki Minaj for a day I'd be Missy Elliot
- Lady Gaga may dance like a dry heave set to music but she makes up for it through her total lack of regard for the bottom half of her body
- Madonna's incredibly good at adopting new talents for her albums but she still gives the impression that you shit in her yard and she doesn't want to talk to you for the rest of the night
- Kelly Clarkson is that cousin you have that's generally unfortunate but finds her true calling via a promotion to general manager at Walmart, but you're actually really proud of her for it
Aaaaaaaand I need to pass out. Long night girls. Sleep tight
- The MDNA Tour is the best fucking concert special I've ever seen. Gaga, Christina, even Beyonce tried, and failed
- Leona Lewis is the whinier incarnate of Mariah Carey, minus the whistle register but plus the incessant falsetto finishers and the total lack of ideas as to what the song she's singing about actually is or means
- Beyonce's probably better than you and it'll most likely stay that way for the time being
- Gaga's comeback is going to be more substantial than the margin of victory in the 2008 electoral vote but also genuinely better than that really awesome party you were planning with your friends that was supposed to be the coolest thing ever but it's still not quite as cool as an album that's centered around a giant uterus mask and a busted-ass weave on a white backdrop
- Beyonce's still better than you, even still. Damn
- The statement about Leona Lewis being whinier than Mariah shouldn't distract from the other point that Mariah Carey needs to stop, and is also generally awful
- Rihanna is the slightly tanner, slightly more medicated version of Britney Spears in the pop context, and I'm totally okay with that. Rihanna would have totally taken Gaga's "Telephone" song if she wasn't so understudy at the time, just like Britney Spears rejected "Telephone" because it dealt with a technology her conservator never introduced her to
- Lady Gaga created everything in the universe except Uranus, which was created by Rihanna because she was inspired by herself
- Justin Bieber's low-hanging crotch area pants aren't a fashion statement so much as a depressing revelation that Justin Bieber takes really large shits in his pantaloons. All that sizzurp
- Lady Gaga's bone structure is tighter than my asshole at a feminist abortion rally, but also random like a Mario Party minigame set to random
- I love that Britney's tours consist of her hobbling on to the stage, pressing play, then starting the show
- I'm not comfortable with how okay we are with Taylor Swift
- Usher, NeYo and Jason Derulo are actually male African American incarnates of Nayru, Din and Farore from the Legend of Zelda series, minus the timeless legacy, sales, or fan dedication
- Christina Aguilera may have the vocal swagger of a 1912 propeller-powered steam engine but she will sing your fave under a table under any and all contexts. She's also prettier than you probably
- If P!nk were any animal on earth it would be the one you completely forget about until you stumble into an Animal Planet documentary and see it get mentioned and you're like "oh yeah, that"
- Carly Rae Jepsen is what happens when Gaga takes a long vacation
- Beyonce's still prettier. That concealer didn't help
- Lady Gaga's name in sign language is actually Chun Lin's helicopter kick from Street Fighter
- Christina's name in sign language is 14 sets of jumping jacks
- Ciara is actually a CIA project created to test average Americans' ability to ignore and neglect
- The revelation that I probably have more Grammys than Britney Spears...
- Rihanna's attachment to Chris Brown's sexual advances only proves the fact that her vagina is shaped like the inside of a straw
- If I could be Nicki Minaj for a day I'd be Missy Elliot
- Lady Gaga may dance like a dry heave set to music but she makes up for it through her total lack of regard for the bottom half of her body
- Madonna's incredibly good at adopting new talents for her albums but she still gives the impression that you shit in her yard and she doesn't want to talk to you for the rest of the night
- Kelly Clarkson is that cousin you have that's generally unfortunate but finds her true calling via a promotion to general manager at Walmart, but you're actually really proud of her for it
Aaaaaaaand I need to pass out. Long night girls. Sleep tight
Matt_
World's #1 One Direction Fan: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you~~~
Matt_
World's #1 One Direction Fan: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you~~~
I wonder if all these little messages are homework set by her English tutor
edit; Oh and I fucking love that new Avicii song My first ever single pre-order I think
edit; Oh and I fucking love that new Avicii song My first ever single pre-order I think
Majmun
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Her sentences are improving a bit
The random capitalization tho
Yeah, you have a stupid username
LOL ded
Nemesis_
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Yours is just as ridiculous.
Your fumes I can't. Comparing actual sentences to an online handle. How sad.
tali'zorah84
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I'm totally and utterly done. omfg
<+)O Robido O(+>
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Nope. I think I'll continue to stan, be positive about, and like whoever I want.
Thanks for your valuable input tho.
sometimes i thikn rob is the same thinkg as me but he is too afraid to admit it
This says more about you than it does about rob, tbh.
sometimes i thikn rob is the same thinkg as me but he is too afraid to admit it
This sexual tension tbh
Nemesis_
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i ripped them from the android app
http://hausofnemesis.minus.com/mqc2mVL2s9KBZ
what is everyone's favourite beyonce song
i wish she was good enough to like
im glad my fave is so lickkeable
http://hausofnemesis.minus.com/mqc2mVL2s9KBZ
what is everyone's favourite beyonce song
i wish she was good enough to like
im glad my fave is so lickkeable
i ripped them from the android app
http://hausofnemesis.minus.com/mqc2mVL2s9KBZ
what is everyone's favourite beyonce song
i wish she was good enough to like
im glad my fave is so lickkeable
Freakum Dress. The rest of her discography is
Go to sleep.
nnnnn
Slay, I'm happy you're putting your fitness firsT. I still want you to beat me up once you get skrong.
Nemesis_
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not you taking queues from ur fave
That's alright because I love the way it hurts
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