Man has a planet with a breathable atmosphere, and yet he travels to distant worlds to golf.
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Man has a planet with a breathable atmosphere, and yet he travels to distant worlds to golf.
Count Dookkake
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Irrelevant to the truth I dropped.
User 100115
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Also, one of the things I've noticed about gaf since I've been here.
On most issues on the OT, Gaf is in general, pretty mature and straightforward. The occasional troll response bumps the average down to early 20s maturity wise.
On anything related to sex, the overall maturity dives and averages out to that of a 13 year old boy.
Edit: And since I am mostly amused by this, maybe that speaks of my maturity as well.
On most issues on the OT, Gaf is in general, pretty mature and straightforward. The occasional troll response bumps the average down to early 20s maturity wise.
On anything related to sex, the overall maturity dives and averages out to that of a 13 year old boy.
Edit: And since I am mostly amused by this, maybe that speaks of my maturity as well.
Immaculate
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I love GAF
Pai Pai Master
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Buy her some toys to use to ease herself into it.
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Count Dookkake
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SlipperySlope
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On the most part you're right. There's some good advice in this thread though. Like changing out the lube. I wouldn't have thought of that. I'll use a butt plug too next time. Loosen her up more before I put my penis in. When I went in, she wasn't loose. Not like I didn't try to make her loose (like I said, I used my finger and a dildo), she was just nervous. The nerves will go away in time I guess. In the meantime the butt plug will relax her before we continue. A douche and enema are good advice too to get rid of nerves.
Starting off vaginally with the plug in place is some good advice too.
Basically, ignore the dumb posts, and concentrate on the good ones, and you'll be in good hands on this board.
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Yeah, I'd say that was your problem then. You can't go in until she's ready. It might take a long time, but it's worth it from what I hear.
Himynameischris
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I completely agree and it doesn't help that I can't stop laughing at work...
dark_prinny
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Oh GAF. I love you 
Conversely... having something inserted vaginally while being inside anally can be very pleasurable as well. A vibrator for example will vibrate you both...
Come on Fic, we're all adults here. Sometimes we just can't help the jokes. And once they start, they simply dont stop.
Plus it makes my work day highly entertaining and I get to be educated. (Speaking as a dude that refuses to try anal sex)
Demon Lizardman
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Don't forget to share the load.
User 100115
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Hey, I admitted to being amused as well
I just like to remain mature in my posting and try to help folk out. I pointed it out because I was amused, not cause I was calling folk out. Sorry if I made that unclear hee.Hey, I admitted to being amused as well
No no you made it clear. I was just semi-busting your ovs =P
Vermillion
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Same...
I'm going to start saying this to my gf. With a smile of course.
quoted to say I fucking love you guys.
What episode is this from? Lol
Wrong, anal is awesome.
Usually people get uncomfortable when someone enters their anal thread.
Lose the condom too. Unnecessary additional friction and it will dry out in her anus since the anus isn't naturally lubricated, leading to the raw feeling.
The Cowboy
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All I could think of reading this thread.
TheDiabolical
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why are you using a condom for her ass? you can't have ass babies.
urinating after sex will get the feces out of your white gravy injector.
don't use lube, causes irritation. have her slob on your knob, drench that womb broom in some saliva. going organic is in style these days anyway.
play with her bunghole while she's doing that, primer it, get it so moist that three fingers slide in with ease.
after a 5-10 minutes of that, kick down that brown door and paint the walls white.
oh yeah, lay towel down aka drop cloth.
urinating after sex will get the feces out of your white gravy injector.
don't use lube, causes irritation. have her slob on your knob, drench that womb broom in some saliva. going organic is in style these days anyway.
play with her bunghole while she's doing that, primer it, get it so moist that three fingers slide in with ease.
after a 5-10 minutes of that, kick down that brown door and paint the walls white.
oh yeah, lay towel down aka drop cloth.
Ive had that kind of sex twice! It was invigorating! Ive never been able to convince a girl to do anal, but ive been with some kinky sluts that requested it, and by requesting it I mean they begged me to do it... Sure enough, I found my adventurous side and tried it out. It was cool.
loganclaws
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I upgraded my Zweihander to +5 RAW yesterday, just saying.
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Um, yes you should use condoms for anal unless you are 100% sure you are both disease free. Just because anal can't get you pregnant doesn't mean it's condom free fun time.
Also make sure she is mentally prepared and relaxed with the idea of anal. Her psyching herself out in the future with the anticipation of it hurting is going to end up as a self-fulfilling prophecy when she tenses up and her sphincter tightens.
Every time is condom free fun time.
Not pour moi. Felt like my ex's butt was trying to strangle my dick.
i sometimes do, too...
what does it feel like to have your dick in an asshole? does it feel like a bag of sand...
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