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Anal sex question
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That's how I always do it, man.
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Can someone recommend a specific lube?
SlipperySlope
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Sliquid Gel.
So that comes back out immediately, right? The look on his face...
It's kind of bitter, like coffee. Clean girls though. Clean. Water and soap up there, not just paper and friction.
It's true. I feel like I can see the beard of God. I'm sure she does too.
#literallydead
A clean butthole reminds me of licking on a soft pair of lips. It's just really smooth skin. It doesn't taste like anything. You may get a hint of something but that goes away once you really dig in.
InfiniteBento
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The reactions in here.
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First you have to keep rubbing her pussy while licking her ass. Then slowly use your other hand to finger her asshole. Slowly use more fingers and spit. Eventually when two fingers are in and it's wet enough stick your dick in. Make sure you put a spit shine on it though.
Anal isn't that complicated. Just take your time, feel her out and make sure she's comfortable.
At the end of the day make sure her ass is filled with cum so she's farting it out for at least a day.
Anal isn't that complicated. Just take your time, feel her out and make sure she's comfortable.
At the end of the day make sure her ass is filled with cum so she's farting it out for at least a day.
User 100115
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And now I feel like people are actively trying to get this thread locked.
InfiniteBento
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lolwhat.
I'm a female and do anal frequently.....
I don't fart out cum for a day. That's just fucking weird.
indigo-cyclops
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This thread, fucking hell. HAHAHA.
Tongue in cheek, literally.
Tongue in cheek, literally.
Girl, this thread can't get much higher.
not since Team Eskimo showed up with vital ass knowledge.
Liquidus
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ReturnOfTheRAT
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Don't fall for the trolls.
blame space
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MMMMM DAMN
sixteen-bit
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Oh.
I pack it in deep?
Maybe it's just my gf then. I try to finish fully in so she can enjoy it as long as possible.
Then again I my cum is at least a table spoon.
Gotta leave some frosting. If anything fill her ass up, have her squirt it back out on your chest, have her lick her up. I'm a sick human.
neogaf just can't discuss sex seriously which people actually have in real life. most people here think it's gross or funny b/c they never have it lol
Or maybe sex really is gross and funny sometimes.
Jason's Ultimatum
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Two in the pink one in the stink her butt hole before anal seems like a good idea.
Or they're sick fucks. (Fucking autocorrect)
Had the gf stick peanut M&Ms in her bum then squeeze them out into my mouth.
that's pretty hot tbh. idk food not my thang during sex but that's still pretty hot tho.
most fucked up thing I've done I can't share in detail here but I was in reckless dom-space and it's really hot if you're into blood and that's all I'm gonna say about that
that's pretty hot tbh. idk food not my thang during sex but that's still pretty hot tho.
most fucked up thing I've done I can't share in detail here but I was in reckless dom-space and it's really hot if you're into blood and that's all I'm gonna say about that
No need to worries sir.
Took the gfs period blood from my fingers and smeared war paint underneath my eyes before going in for some pussy eating. I'm an animal.
the blood didn't come from the pussay but it was an accident and SHE LOVED IT (idk why)
blame space
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you guys are being gross
This is amazing.
SiteSeer
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a lot of nerve endings and other mechanisms down there to help differentiate gases, liquids and solids for proper evacuation means lots of sensitivity. but what do i know, not a woman.
Tylahedras
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This thread made me laugh till there were tears. Sorry OP I haven't tried it and have no advice for you, maybe someday.
captainraincoat
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tips for success when going prison style.
Clear the pipes...unless u are doing it in a shower
Lots of lube...spit or water is not lube
Dont pound it like a vagina
If your married..ditch the condom..be a man and get a tan
Number one tip
Dont jump in and out of holes...wipe your junk before you get off the Hershey highway and drive into vaginaville.....I know you see it on pornos all the time but the amount of bacteria up an ass will cause a nasty infection if it catches.
Enjoy
Clear the pipes...unless u are doing it in a shower
Lots of lube...spit or water is not lube
Dont pound it like a vagina
If your married..ditch the condom..be a man and get a tan
Number one tip
Dont jump in and out of holes...wipe your junk before you get off the Hershey highway and drive into vaginaville.....I know you see it on pornos all the time but the amount of bacteria up an ass will cause a nasty infection if it catches.
Enjoy
MWS Natural
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One of best sexual experiences I've ever had was going balls deep in an 18 years olds tight ass and dropping a massive load.
YosemiteHam
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This thread is by far one of the funniest I've read since I started reading a couple months ago. I've laughed until I've cried here. Jesus christ, this fucking thread kills me.
I love GAF.
I love GAF.
ConradCervantes
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On nights when my girlfriend and I want to explore alternative methods of intercourse, I make sure to keep her as pleased and loosened up as possible. I perform oral on her and masturbate her while she lies in my arms, and since she's into BDSM I whisper into her ear all of the filthy things I would do the next time I tie her up. It doesn't take long for her to cum once or twice if my promises are explicit enough.
From there we usually are able to proceed to vaginal sex, and since she likes it from behind, I take the opportunity to begin prepping her ass for invasion by licking my thumb and slowly massaging the area around the hole, and occasionally the hole itself. This helps her relax a bit, knowing that I'm back there and not just dive-bombing into her butt.
We use Astroglide for lube, and it's while I'm railing her puss from behind that I take a little dollop of lube and begin to penetrate her backdoor with my fingers slooooooowly. The anal experience is all about making the receiving partner as comfortable with it as possible. I'm usually able to go up to three lubed fingers until she considers herself "ready, baby."
She prefers anal via missionary because she only has to concentrate on my wang slipping up her butt instead of that AND riding me/balancing on her knees and hands/piledriver. I drop another dollop of lube onto my pee-pee and work it over until it has a nice shine to it, like a high schooler buffing out a finished piece in jewelry class. I then rub the head of my wiener against her brown-eye, gradually applying more and more pressure--with her consent, of course--until I'm pretty much balls-deep.
This is when I tend to stop for a while, let her muscles acclimate to my girth, and tend to her needs, kissing her breasts or masturbating her once more, whatever she needs to let herself accept my johnson in her bum. In our experience, it takes a few minutes of this until she's ready for me to take her to pound-town, but she's become pretty damn good at it. I've been able to hit it as hard as I hit her pussy, which says a lot about her resilience.
Well, that's my advice. Mileage may vary, but the basics should remain the same. Take it slow, make it about the receiver and not your own need to drop a load in that tight ass, and if he/she looks like they just stubbed all their toes and got their genitals waxed simultaneously, then slow the fuck down. Good luck, and god speed.
From there we usually are able to proceed to vaginal sex, and since she likes it from behind, I take the opportunity to begin prepping her ass for invasion by licking my thumb and slowly massaging the area around the hole, and occasionally the hole itself. This helps her relax a bit, knowing that I'm back there and not just dive-bombing into her butt.
We use Astroglide for lube, and it's while I'm railing her puss from behind that I take a little dollop of lube and begin to penetrate her backdoor with my fingers slooooooowly. The anal experience is all about making the receiving partner as comfortable with it as possible. I'm usually able to go up to three lubed fingers until she considers herself "ready, baby."
She prefers anal via missionary because she only has to concentrate on my wang slipping up her butt instead of that AND riding me/balancing on her knees and hands/piledriver. I drop another dollop of lube onto my pee-pee and work it over until it has a nice shine to it, like a high schooler buffing out a finished piece in jewelry class. I then rub the head of my wiener against her brown-eye, gradually applying more and more pressure--with her consent, of course--until I'm pretty much balls-deep.
This is when I tend to stop for a while, let her muscles acclimate to my girth, and tend to her needs, kissing her breasts or masturbating her once more, whatever she needs to let herself accept my johnson in her bum. In our experience, it takes a few minutes of this until she's ready for me to take her to pound-town, but she's become pretty damn good at it. I've been able to hit it as hard as I hit her pussy, which says a lot about her resilience.
Well, that's my advice. Mileage may vary, but the basics should remain the same. Take it slow, make it about the receiver and not your own need to drop a load in that tight ass, and if he/she looks like they just stubbed all their toes and got their genitals waxed simultaneously, then slow the fuck down. Good luck, and god speed.
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this is incredibly vivid. you may now pm me the video at your leisure.
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