I have a small penis

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I think the latest study showed that the avarage penis in the U.S. was 14 cm.
So you're basicly normal (if you live in the US).

What your girlfriend did will haunt you for life. I wish people would know better than that.
The psychology behind the penis is just ridiculous. women should be aware. some are, but hopefully she isn't. Caus ethat would make her downright evil.

When my boyfriend is in my pussy, my mouth or my ass it doesn't feel like he has a small penis.

haha, nice.

How big is his penis though?..
 
Can someone explain what jelqing is? I see it mentioned on this forum...a lot...but still can't figure out what it is. Don't want the NSA knowing I searched for jelqing either.
 
Someone already suggested this, but you should take one of her insecurities and do the same to her.
And what's the point of doing that? Creating a conflict where none is?

You should have told her it was because you loosened her vagina.
Okay, this one would have been an awesome counter, with her saying Touche at the end to make it a happy end.
 
Can someone explain what jelqing is? I see it mentioned on this forum...a lot...but still can't figure out what it is. Don't want the NSA knowing I searched for jelqing either.

Horrible. It's basically trying to milk the blood in the penis from the base of the shaft to the tip in order to try and stretch the penis for 30 minutes a day, every day, for a few months. Basically, it damages the spongy material inside your cock, usually permanently.
 
Horrible. It's basically trying to milk the blood in the penis from the base of the shaft to the tip in order to try and stretch the penis for 30 minutes a day, every day, for a few months. Basically, it damages the spongy material inside your cock, usually permanently.

Yeah, I gave in and read a Cosmo article about it. Sounds painful actually.
 
OP, just remember that a dollar bill is six inches long and you should be fine. Also, never measure flaccid...it just doesn't count.

My dick is pretty Meh but that's not something in bothered with. I'm more concerned about my body hair :/

This a 1000x over this. I am a wooly beast, not a man.
 
Hahahahaha, let's keep telling ourselves that small penises don't matter! A hahahahaha! When you're in her does she have to question you?

Been told several times by chicks that I have a large penis. Even a chick that promised me anal (on her not me) then saw my penis and declared it was only going to Vag Town.
 
Have we discussed the proper way of measuring penis size?

I measure from aaall the way at the base behind the balls to the tip. 3 inches, baby.

EDIT: No, wait, I measure 3 inches when I start at aforementioned base and wrap it over the top of my penis and then go back to the base on the top. On a good day.
 
You mean besides evolution? The most likely mates to pass on their genes are the ones who are having sex more often, which means they have dicks that match what the majority want.

Evolution doesn't always work out perfectly like that, and it's obviously a long process. Average is not ideal.
 
Also, 16 pages and nobody has asked Hermione yet?

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Have we discussed the proper way of measuring penis size?

I measure from aaall the way at the base behind the balls to the tip. 3 inches, baby.

EDIT: No, wait, I measure 3 inches when I start at aforementioned base and wrap it over the top of my penis and then go back to the base on the top. On a good day.

Lol
 
Hahahahaha, let's keep telling ourselves that small penises don't matter! A hahahahaha! When you're in her does she have to question you?

Been told several times by chicks that I have a large penis. Even a chick that promised me anal (on her not me) then saw my penis and declared it was only going to Vag Town.

Statistically speaking, several of the (surprisingly many) making this type of post have been lied to and/or are not above average, as it's pretty impossible for more than half to be above average.

EDIT: Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention that this means that some of the guys that say "hahaha, small penis sucks" actually have a small penis themselves.

That also goes to show how skewed our perception of what a big enough dick is. I mean, we're not satisfied with it until we actually hurt the girl. "My penis is so big it hurts for women. Now I'm satisfied."
 
Take it off baby bend over let me see it
You looking for a real pussy eater? I can be it
Quit playing with me girl and bring that over here
And climb aboard my face, put that pussy on my beard
I ain't tryna take you shopping, buy your ass no shoes
I'm just tryna lick that clit while I'm looking up at you
No shame in my game, girl look back at me
I don't give a fuck if it's shaved or it's nappy
Long as it ain't nasty sanitation smelling
One whiff of that bitch, I'mma be bailing
If it's smelling sweet, I'll lick it for a hour
And even it's sour might lick it in the shower
I go dumb and ignorant when I'm on that clitoris
Lick your ass delirious, my tongue game so damn serious
So bend that ass over let me eat it from the back
Danny Brown lyrics made this thread better.
 
Here's some real advice, kid. Become legendary with your fingers and tongue. Girls will 99% of the time say dick size doesn't matter but they're full of shit when they say it. A little dick isn't making them excited nor is it making them cum so compensate with finger and tongue skills.
 
As long as its at least 5 inches and can stay erect for more than 3 minutes, you're fine.

If all else fails, become an oral master. Women just want an orgasm, they don't care how it happens.
 
Well, I've had too many candid talks with women, as well as seen too many 'polls' to think that penis size is as irrelevant as some in this thread are making it out to be - but at the very least, how much penis size matters is different from woman to woman.

I imagine though, that having the occasional issue with sex because your penis is too large is probably a completely different feeling than having the occasional issue with sex because your penis is too small. So it shouldn't be too hard for people to understand why a lot of guys would want to be on the other side of the fence.
 
I'm still trying to understand what a "fat pad" is.

Fat that forms below the belly and around your penis. When it gets more fatty it looks like you have a small penis. A skinny guy could have a 7" then put loads of weight which causes a fat pad then it's only 5".

This is why some pornstars look like they have big dicks. It's due to being really lean, fit and basically having no fat in that area.
 
Since this turned out to become a kind of sex-ed thread, I might as well ask here since I have always had the question but never knew how to ask it. Is it a common characteristic of dicks that when they are not hard they get very small? Or the normal thing is for them to be always the same size and just get harder whey they are erect?

I have heard something along the lines of men being either "showers" or "growers" but because I can only do a n = 1 observation I thought I might ask other men.

Of course I'm first of a new page.

Most men are growers. Funnily enough in German we call it "blood penis", because it gets bigger the more blood is in it.

There are people though who are showers, (ger. "flesh penis), which are the same lenght most of the time, but simply get hard, but not bigger, when the blood starts flowing in.
 
Women lie. Let's be happy about it, because we're damn sure want them to lie to us. I've actually had the new boyfriend of a former fuck buddy, at a party, proclaim "you have a sma-all peenis!" to my face, saying his girlfriend had told him that about me. At least smaller than his. The dude was probably a foot shorter than me, so I just figured he had to be well-endowed, at least proportionally. Later, meeting up with said girl, she put it straight and said that she lied to him to protect his feelings. She was also very upset that someone would use it like he did. Of course, at the same party, he was wildly making out with another girl, so he wasn't really a class act. Still, women lie to make us feel better. It's a nice thing, really, because basically no guys would ever tolerate hearing they have a small dick. They'd rather fool themselves that they're huge than to make up for any shortcomings.

That goes for all guys with all penis sizes. Size matters, but if you have a big dick and have no idea what foreplay is or why it's important, it probably won't be a fun experience getting your sausage stuffed into her happy-zone. Being good at sex is important for all penis sizes, so stop focusing on your size and rather think about how you can please your women. Hell, 50% of all girls can't even come vaginally. Let me repeat that for you. Half the women in the world cannot achieve orgasm through your penis penetrating their vagina alone. So stop thinking a big dick is a one-way ticket to a happy woman and ask your girlfriend how she likes to touch herself down there.

And just because your read a book on how to lick pussy doesn't make you a champ at it. All women are different. Get to know yours.
 
Women lie. Let's be happy about it, because we're damn sure want them to lie to us. I've actually had the new boyfriend of a former fuck buddy, at a party, proclaim "you have a sma-all peenis!" to my face, saying his girlfriend had told him that about me. At least smaller than his. The dude was probably a foot shorter than me, so I just figured he had to be well-endowed, at least proportionally. Later, meeting up with said girl, she put it straight and said that she lied to him to protect his feelings. She was also very upset that someone would use it like he did. Of course, at the same party, he was wildly making out with another girl, so he wasn't really a class act. Still, women lie to make us feel better. It's a nice thing, really, because basically no guys would ever tolerate hearing they have a small dick. They'd rather fool themselves that they're huge than to make up for any shortcomings.

That goes for all guys with all penis sizes. Size matters, but if you have a big dick and have no idea what foreplay is or why it's important, it probably won't be a fun experience getting your sausage stuffed into her happy-zone. Being good at sex is important for all penis sizes, so stop focusing on your size and rather think about how you can please your women. Hell, 50% of all girls can't even come vaginally. Let me repeat that for you. Half the women in the world cannot achieve orgasm through your penis penetrating their vagina alone. So stop thinking a big dick is a one-way ticket to a happy woman and ask your girlfriend how she likes to touch herself down there.

And just because your read a book on how to lick pussy doesn't make you a champ at it. All women are different. Get to know yours.

So you're saying a big penis is a good thing?
 
A smaller penis can easily be worked with when it comes to sex. Five inches isn't even small. Have your lady friend ride on top so she controls the angle, speed, and pressure; I'm sure she'll forget about size once she's climaxing. This position allows for her clitoris to be stimulated if she goes in deep and rubs against your pelvis. Or rub it for her.

Why am I giving sex tips? I'm hardly experienced at all. I just hate the idea that big penises are necessary.
 
Well, I've had too many candid talks with women, as well as seen too many 'polls' to think that penis size is as irrelevant as some in this thread are making it out to be - but at the very least, how much penis size matters is different from woman to woman.

I imagine though, that having the occasional issue with sex because your penis is too large is probably a completely different feeling than having the occasional issue with sex because your penis is too small. So it shouldn't be too hard for people to understand why a lot of guys would want to be on the other side of the fence.

That sounds not fun.
 
There is more than one way to get off. Perhaps work on the communications skill more.
Or.. if said party doesn't want to listen, explore, learn with ya etc., maybe you need to find another woman.
 
I'm a guy with "only" average size penor but I have never felt too small when performing. I don't understand how so many other guys have a problem with this.

Of course if you have a micropenis then that's a problem but other than that... surely you have bigger problems in your life than worrying about your dick size?
 
That sounds not fun.

Well issues with having a penis that is too big for a particular girl range from things like, her not being able to fit very much of it in her mouth/getting a sore jaw, to things like extreme pain discomfort during sex. Usually issues with small penises are the girl isn't really all too pleased.

The latter seeming a lot more benign, but I'd wager 99% of guys would rather have the formers set of issues.

edit: Further, I'd say that girls would much (or even most) of the time rather have the former set of problems - as long as they aren't on the extreme end (serious pain during sex). Anecdotally speaking, I've experienced girls talking about issues with sex because of a too big penis with a smile on their faces.
 
Well issues with having a penis that is too big for a particular girl range from things like, her not being able to fit very much of it in her mouth/getting a sore jaw, to things like extreme pain discomfort during sex. Usually issues with small penises are the girl isn't really all too pleased.

The latter seeming a lot more benign, but I'd wager 99% of guys would rather have the formers set of issues.

edit: Further, I'd say that girls would much (or even most) of the time rather have the former set of problems - as long as they aren't on the extreme end (serious pain during sex). Anecdotally speaking, I've experienced girls talking about issues with sex because of a too big penis with a smile on their faces.

Any lady wanna weigh in on this?
I cannot really say much ,
 
Any lady wanna weigh in on this?
I cannot really say much ,

Girth problems are very different from length problems. Women give birth out of there, so it's rather stretchy. The feeling of being hit too deep is not a pleasant one, however, I've been told.
 
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