A lot of guys seem to think girls think penises are gross
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Vigilant Walrus
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I don't know. I think of it like I think of boobs. Sometimes breasts can look awkward or strange. And then sometimes they are really hot.
Either that, or I am gay some of the time!?
Either that, or I am gay some of the time!?
HappyBivouac
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NSFA, dude.
I once had surgery done on my penis.. I remember how it looked after it was pumped full of anesthetics, so I know how ugly a penis can look.. ohh and I asked the doctor if the surgery would leave some scars and how my penis would look afterwards.
He said: "Let me put it this way, you are never going to win a beauty contest with that thing."
and next week I´m getting a vasectomy, and some surgery on my balls to have a lump removed.. hurray for me.
He said: "Let me put it this way, you are never going to win a beauty contest with that thing."
and next week I´m getting a vasectomy, and some surgery on my balls to have a lump removed.. hurray for me.
He said trim, not shave it all. It's like getting a haircut for your dick.
I've never put an overly hairy penis in any orifice and I plan to keep it that way
NinjaBoiX
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MaschinenZimmer
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;_;
I think they are cute
Anybody short of someone with a hair fetish would prefer an actual penis inside them instead of a miniature wookie. But good luck with that.
Trimming is okay, having too much hair is a bit gross in my opinion.
ElbowRocket
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I'll find it hard to believe..
Sats, I don't know if you know this, but for some guys that is the single most demoralizing thing you can say about their penis.
But they're adorable.
Chuckie
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Hairy penis? Is there such a thing? Or you mean the pubes above the penis?
I understand that women find penises attractive, like men find vaginas attractive but I just find it very hard to accept.
Like, you want to see it once? Sure, curiosity and all, have a good look. You want to see it again? Why? You weren't put off the first time? (Talking about my own)
Like, you want to see it once? Sure, curiosity and all, have a good look. You want to see it again? Why? You weren't put off the first time? (Talking about my own)
MaschinenZimmer
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I think that's even worse...
Devolution
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The weirdest looking ones to me, that I've seen so far, are the cocks that resemble bananas. Now what I mean by this is the base and the shaft before the head is narrow. So like a banana it tapers at the ends.
Chuckie
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She knows.
I don't know about you, but when I let my hair-down-there grow out it forms a thick mat which I'm certain supports a small ecosystem. Same with my chest. Trimming them both leaves me looking hairy enough but it's soft and lies flat so it doesn't get in the way.
shanshan310
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The ones shaped like bananas kind of weird me out, but I get the feeling they'd feel pretty great.
Having seen her post, I expect as much. But I like to give folks the benefit of the doubt.
Bottle-shaped ones are the weirdest. Downward-bent ones are the worst.
NinjaBoiX
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Horrific.
What would be the point of "tip strokes" if it was skinnier than the shaft?
Lol.
GrotesqueBeauty
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I can't believe I'm the first to avatar quote this.
No wonder they call him Knuckles...
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Transhuman
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After watching Shame I was ready to never look at another dick in my life. Good job Steve McQueen.
Words can't bring it down.
shanshan310
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The problem with the word "cute" is that guys instantly hear it and link it with "unsexy". Things can be cute and sexy too...
Devolution
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I always feel sorry for other animals. I mean felines have to deal with penis spines.
SquiddyCracker
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You mean "Cexy".
The problem with the word "cute" is that it seems diminutive. A child is "cute" and that's where the mind goes to.
What about 'beautiful'? I'd prefer 'MANLY' or 'POWERFUL' or 'GRRRRRRRRRR!'.
Will settle for "magnificent," "wonderous," "spectacular," "breathtaking," 3+ syllables or my tender ego is bruised damn it!
Tornado Condor
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Sats, my penis looks nice
Depends on the circumcision. I am circumcised but it is a loose circumcision, meaning only part of the foreskin was removed. I can still pull my foreskin over the glands about half way. In other words hand jobs probably aren't all that different because there is still movement on the shaft. It's not like masturbating a broom stick if that is what you mean.
A tight circumcision I'm not so sure about though. I read somehwere that some people with a tight circumcision have to use lube. That seems really weird to me. Not sure if it is true or not.
shanshan310
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I suppose so. But boyish can be quite attractive. Not uh, in penises but like face wise.
Ironically I think many penises look quite feminine. Tall and sleek.
SquiddyCracker
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Fair point.
I don't have any aestethic penis preferences so to me all penises are more or less the same.
NinjaBoiX
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Um, I dunno? Discussing penises?
Does that distress you Fex? I'm comfortable with it dude. Come on it, join the chat.
*slaps knee and winks*
I dunno, maybe female cats dig that.
CrankyKong
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All genitalia is disgusting and should be carved out and replaced with a steel plate.
Devolution
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I dunno.
Hyenas have it the shittiest though. I thought our births were bad. They give birth through their giant clit =/.
SquiddyCracker
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Judging by the sounds they make, I highly doubt that.
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