A lot of guys seem to think girls think penises are gross
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I'm the opposite. Some vaginas are so cute and discreet.
moltonasty
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I disagree OP. I believe women are fascinated by and love the D. It only makes sense. If they found em gross I don't think the human species would continue afterall...it's just straight guys who find the peen weird looking, therefore assuming girls must find it gross as well.
Count Dookkake
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I've had no complaints and gotten some compliments.
The lady doth protest too much.
The lady doth protest too much.
Are dick videos allowed?
We have feelings and thoughts too Sats. We aren't just slabs of meat for you to oggle at. At least take us out first before you expect us to show you the goods.
BladeoftheImmortal
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i have sent my penis to many a girl.
Count Dookkake
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Peenapple.
Unconditional
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Moving on to taste. How does the dick and any by products taste? I don't intend to ever find out but I wanna do right by my lady. Preferred after shower? With some cheese? How's V to M?
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Goddamn son even as a straight male you should be able to appreciate a good looking cock. Walk in the room, swing it left and right, people take notice, goddamn. Whether you like it or not it is who you are, so show a little goddamn swagger.
Don't be a goddamn pussy, bend over and put it in your own mouth and find out.
Don't be a goddamn pussy, bend over and put it in your own mouth and find out.
Vintage_Creep
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Not many people played with mine but the few who did always told me it was nice looking.
You know, if someone's wondering.
You know, if someone's wondering.
BladeoftheImmortal
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Just salty really. One gf said she wouldn't try it unless I tried it myself. So I did.
Show me yours I'll show show you mine...
Byakuya769
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These guys got Xzibit to craft their penii
Knuckles busting on everybody.
maquiladora
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8======BELIEVE======>
Unconditional
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I find that weird but if it lead to you getting yours then i guess you did what you had to do. I, for one, am not in the business of intentionally recycling my boys.
Admiral Bone to Pick
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Also never masturbate with shampoo... you'll regret it.
I didn't even know skin could peel off the penis head...
EW EW EW.
mullet2000
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My girlfriend told me that she went home with a guy with a really sharp dick curve when he was hard once.
Not upwards like you'd expect though. Downwards. Something about that image seems really funny to me. They didn't actually have sex (other than oral) for a different reason, but i'd image that that thing would have had some uh...functional issues.
Not upwards like you'd expect though. Downwards. Something about that image seems really funny to me. They didn't actually have sex (other than oral) for a different reason, but i'd image that that thing would have had some uh...functional issues.
Sorry if you have a reverse curve dick, neogaf user who's reading this.
Conciliator
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I like my penis. I kind of wish I was circumsized though. Overall though, nice consistent skin tone. Average size. A 'grower' as they say.
Unconditional
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Aint nobody got time for that! She'll do it better.
Get your sausage wet!!
Count Dookkake
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The Gonzo.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
I can't breathe....
I've never asked my SO if she thinks it's attractive, but she says it's always a turn on. I guess it's similar to me--I don't find vaginas particularly attractive. But I get turned on (hard) when I see hers. There's a difference, imo.I have never heard a girl say dicks are attractive in real life. Only in movies.
bigboss370
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I like how mine looks. Others seem to like it too.
Speedy Blue Dude
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This thread + the old small dick thread are making me feel REALLY paranoid and worried about my lower body. :|
let it out bro
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
I wouldn't know man, but I gotta assume you're right.
I mean, based on the kind of moans I elicit, someone not packing what I got prolly wouldn't be appreciated.
Your partner can't see your dick when it's in them, don't worry.
You've only got one dick, dude. Learn to love it.
Don't high five it though, that shit can sting.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
"...is it in yet?"
Count Dookkake
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If women allegedly think penes are so gross, how come so many of them like to kiss, suck, nuzzle and get slapped on the cheek with them?
I wouldn't do that with something gross.
I wouldn't do that with something gross.
Spring-Loaded
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It's like how pets look like their owners.
Owww.
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