Bodybuilding forum loses its shit over average kid's amazing love life. 44 Page Threa

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lil smoke said:
I would think that you are exaggerating to make a point.

But I am still able to see the point whether I agree or not.
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Not trying to call you out or anything. I only do that kind of thing in sports threads. Just sayin is all.
 
Brawly Likes to Brawl said:
Whether its real or not, the idea of people getting so salty at the concept of an average guy getting beautiful women is side-splitting.
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It is hilarious, but the flip side is there are guys (here on GAF?) that are like #FML because they can't even get a sniff of what this kid is (pretending) to do.

The irony is that the kid can use his internet fame to get real life girls, like that 80s movie "Can't Buy Me Love" with Patrick Dempsey.
 
DY_nasty said:
Not trying to call you out or anything. I only do that kind of thing in sports threads. Just sayin is all.
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I'm an exaggerator by nature, its part of my sense of humor, and also to nail how strongly I feel about something, in this case, my experiences at the gym.

If I say there are some insecure men at the gym, it would be true, but that would be true of anything, and I could not iron the point that there ARE some weird stuffs happening.

And it's not all gyms, I'd say NYC Ballys was the worse. NYSC is a lot better if you go in the mornings. Summers after work? Oh hell no, testosterone wars all day.
 
bud said:
you have missed out on teenage love
you’ll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you’re gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you’ll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say “I love you”
you’ll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you’re in your 20’s now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love
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Almost got me but then I remembered that being a teenager sucks and everyone hates teenagers, even teenagers themselves.
 
Man, every word that comes out of that guy's mouth probably makes their panties wet. Anyway good for him, he's living the life of the typical animu harem.

And yes, personality and confidence are what gets girls most of the time. One guy I know who is far more ripped than I am but he's doing it to compensate for his lack of confidence and it really shows. Especially when I'm the one getting more dates.
 
Why so many people jealous ? Yes the guy's ugly but that is rarely something girls care about THAT much. Yes it helps when a guy is hot, especially for one night stands, but i think personality and charm are more important.

I say good for him, we need more people like that.
 
You all keep laughing at the big dick story but unless you've never ever unleashed poppa big cock you won't believe it
 
Sunflower said:
You all keep laughing at the big dick story but unless you've never ever unleashed poppa big cock you won't believe it
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That's insane. Good for him.

Admittedly I am jealous of anybody in that position since I haven't had anything like that in years yet I don't lack confidence or looks or anything of the likes. Ah well, that's life.

That being said something looks fishy about this.
 
Messofanego said:
Working on central obesity helps. Maybe not reaching a 6 pack, but definitely working on your abs and losing weight in that area is healthy.
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Especially as you can't spot burn fat on your body.
If you have lost enough fat for your abs to show, you've lost fat all over your body and hit a decent lean state.
 
bud said:
you have missed out on teenage love
you’ll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you’re gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you’ll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say “I love you”
you’ll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you’re in your 20’s now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

oGTCOqI.jpg
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Trade 15 with 17 (lol old loser) and this was me.
 
GraveHorizon said:
Here's some advice: Be good at dancing, dance at bars, and dance with every girl you can. Eventually you'll meet a girl drunk enough that she straight-up asks you if you want to have sex. You'd be a complete moron if you didn't say yes.
I'm a complete moron.
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I don't like casual sex. I don't dance either.
 
Byakuya769 said:
: /

Real g's move in silence, they don't post pics if every single girl on Facebook. So sorry, I'm not buying it.
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That's the only thing messing with me about this. I'm not doubting him actually being able to be with those girls, but who posts each and every girl they're with? Not to mention in the comments of the pics his friends are saying stuff like "lady killer" and saying "another one."

I just think it's sketchy how no girl cares that he has so many on FB, let alone just posting them up there?
 
Gintoki313 said:
That's the only thing messing with me about this. I'm not doubting him actually being able to be with those girls, but who posts each and every girl they're with? Not to mention in the comments of the pics his friends are saying stuff like "lady killer" and saying "another one."

I just think it's sketchy how no girl cares that he has so many on FB, let alone just posting them up there?
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That happens when you are hung like a horse.
 
I don't know why everyone is getting so butt hurt. If anything this should all inspire us. I know after seeing the photos I have a slightly heightened sense of self worth. I love that this guy is ballin. It means any of can be like him.
 
bud said:
you have missed out on teenage love
you’ll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you’re gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you’ll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say “I love you”
you’ll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you’re in your 20’s now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

oGTCOqI.jpg
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God damn.
 
Make post mocking bodybuilding forum for being crazy about some kid getting hot girls.
Proceed to act just like bodybuilding forum over this issue.

Just applaud the kid and move on. If anything, he should be an inspiration to this forum.
 
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