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[Nemesis121]

Few girls have told me this including my current GF.

Guys like what they see..
Girls like what they hear..

 

[shuri]

Its kind of obvious from the pics that I saw that he's close friends with them. He's wearing the same shirt in the pics of him 'kissing' 3 different girl.

I bet he has mad personality. The cynical side of me thinks its just a clique of cruel girls keeping him around and pretending to be friend with him, just to laugh at him when he's not around

 

[Ace Harding]

No way this story is true. Who just sits there while another dude fucks your girlfriend?

You would be surprised my friend. Lots of guys would. Dude was a bull.

 

[SmokyDave]

I'm a big dude who's dating a pretty girl.

Is something wrong with me? What can I do to be normal, GAF?

Let me slip her my humongous length whilst you sit on the sofa and have a sad wank.

 

[diamount]

Wow, Shallow Hal was right all along.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

You would be surprised my friend. Lots of guys would. Dude was a bull.

Goddamn right. Lots of people sit the fuck down and let it happen because poppa big cock commands respect from both genders. No matter what you do to a man, whether you beat him up, take his money, or anything, at the end of the day a man with a big cock is superior because that can't be taken away without hedge clippers.

 

[Brerlappin]

God damn, mirin hard over here. That kid is a legend. Teach me your ways, o wise one

 

[Zozz]

Take note Zozz...

Ahhh hell nah. fuck you.

 

[ToxicAdam]

I've got a hundred husky gals with bruised hipbones that disagree with you

It's must have a ridiculous deformity to be hitting their hipbones.

 

[Noema]

For some reason bodybuilding forum always felt like Gaf's distant cousin. Idk why but I remember lurking it months ago and the "forum culture" at times felt like Gaf

The misc section of bodybuilding.com is basically a NeoGAF where no one can't spell.

 

[BloodyJasonMask]

Now google search: Worst possible "date" ever

Click the first result. (NSFW)

Enjoy!

OMG I'm dying at the comic.

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

The misc section of bodybuilding.com is basically a NeoGAF where no one can't spell.

Hmm indeed.

 

[MrToughPants]

So are all these chicks like high school age? I swear to god they all look in their 20s while he looks 15.

Make up.

They all look 14-15 which makes this and the Misc thread creepy as fuck.

 

[Spehornoob]

Let me slip her my humongous length whilst you sit on the sofa and have a sad wank.

Can I post about it on GAF afterward?

 

[Skeyser]

why do people even pay attention to misc?

 

[Hi i'm Caleb]

That is what happens when you actually talk to girls instead of wishing you talked to girls. Haters gonna hate!

 

[Earthstrike]

One thing people are underestimating is the extent by which having girls be attracted to you makes other girls be attracted to you. In other words, if you give off this aura or impression, that there are tons of girls that would love to date you, it makes other girls go crazy or want to date you. This isn't necessarily true for all females, but it's an idea I've read about and think has some merit.

 

[Spehornoob]

One thing people are underestimating is the extent by which having girls be attracted to you makes other girls be attracted to you. In other words, if you give off this aura or impression, that there are tons of girls that would love to date you, it makes other girls go crazy or want to date you. This isn't necessarily true for all females, but it's an idea I've read about and think has some merit.

Is this why I always get hit on whenever I'm seeing someone, but I have to jump through hoops to even turn heads when I'm single?

 

[Damian.]

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[Hi i'm Caleb]

Is this why I always get hit on whenever I'm seeing someone, but I have to jump through hoops to even turn heads when I'm single?

Yea boi. You got the glow.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

Wow. You know I say good for him. I'd kill to have that kind of luck with the ladies.

 

[Hari Seldon]

Make up.

They all look 14-15 which makes this and the Misc thread creepy as fuck.

Yeah it is pretty damn creepy.

 

[hoos30]

Ha, that BB thread is so off the tracks, it makes our console warrior shit look tame in comparison.

 

[Diablos]

HE DOESN'T EVEN LIFT BROS

HE DOESN'T EVEN LIFT

 

[nubbe]

Well... 15 is legal

 

[Gr1mLock]

Is this why I always get hit on whenever I'm seeing someone, but I have to jump through hoops to even turn heads when I'm single?

Theres something about a taken man the ladies can,smell. When im single no one looks at me twice. In a relationship? Very different

 

[LiK]

Yup, lots of cute girls. He must be a cool guy.

 

[Jackben]

Ahhh hell nah. fuck you.

You could learn a lot from this kid, Zozz.

 

[Spehornoob]

Theres something about a taken man the ladies can,smell. When im single no one looks at me twice. In a relationship? Very different

Right? Less than a month after I start seeing this girl, two others who had previously turned me down start flirting hard. I mean, Christ, I'm just as ugly as I was a month ago, folks.

 

[SmokyDave]

Theres something about a taken man the ladies can,smell. When im single no one looks at me twice. In a relationship? Very different

That's because dudes in a relationship are secure and don't need the validation of a woman. Simple science.

(Please note this science may in fact not be science).

 

[ToxicAdam]

Thank god NeoGAF is above this petty, looks-based sniping ... right guys?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249713

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=486854

 

[Byakuya769]

Gentlemen, that smell is confidence and the lack of desperation.

 

[Lucario]

I'm browsing the BB thread and see this!! I'm finished for the week!!!


I CAN'T F'N BREATH!!!! LLLLLLOLOLOL!!!!!L!!!

I'm pretty sure that's a small penis humiliation fetish fic.

That's a pretty big thing. (hurr)

Spoiler

I know a dude who breaks 8" and has that fetish really goddamn bad. Shit is rough.

 

[Noema]

Hmm indeed.

Oh wow, hah hah.

To my defense my spelling was on point. My grammar though...

 

[Spehornoob]

That's because dudes in a relationship are secure and don't need the validation of a woman. Simple science.

(Please note this science may in fact not be science).

I bet it's not as much of a science as Looks Theory!

 

[Gintoki313]

Now google search: Worst possible "date" ever

Click the first result. (NSFW)

Enjoy!

This is the funniest story I've ever read. This is legitimately the worst date story I've ever read.

 

[Hurley]

Right? Less than a month after I start seeing this girl, two others who had previously turned me down start flirting hard. I mean, Christ, I'm just as ugly as I was a month ago, folks.

Same thing happens to me. Makes it even more frustrating because for me gf's are very few and far between so when I do actually land one it's like the fuck? I became attractive overnight?

I swear they're just trolling me.

 

[Alcoholikaust]

As an ugly former punk rocker who scored a babe for a wife: I agree with all this.

 

[Snuggles]

Good for him. I'm better looking but I have an awful personality.

 

[Gr1mLock]

That's because dudes in a relationship are secure and don't need the validation of a woman. Simple science.

(Please note this science may in fact not be science).

You really suck at this

 

[MercuryLS]

As an ugly former punk rocker who scored a babe for a wife: I agree with all this.

 

[Spehornoob]

Same thing happens to me. Makes it even more frustrating because for me gf's are very few and far between so when I do actually land one it's like the fuck? I became attractive overnight?

I swear they're just trolling me.

One time, quite a while ago, a friend of mine thought I was into her. She didn't speak to me for a month because of it.

She sent me a picture of her in a bikini last night.

We are definitely being trolled.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Bunch of salty meatheads who lift weights to get girls yet they find out they don't have to lift weights in order to get girls.

That or something is still missing about the story.

 

[Nokagi]

Clearly fake.

 

[BocoDragon]

you have missed out on teenage love
you’ll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you’re gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you’ll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say “I love you”
you’ll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you’re in your 20’s now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

The "cum on the back" part was brilliant. Shame people while giving them a boner. *slow clap*

 

[joelseph]

I'm glad we don't allow signatures on gaf

 

[Koomaster]

Uh... I find him adorable and very cute. What is wrong with me if people are questioning why he's popular? <___<;;

 

[Gilgamesh]

yo read the bb thread sloots he is gay

 

[LiK]

yo read the bb thread sloots he is gay

Yup, seems like he's trolling people. Good on him.

 

[BocoDragon]

yo read the bb thread sloots he is gay

Naw his friends are just as jelly as bodybuilder/GAF.