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Umm.... i'm reading through the Bodybuilding forum... and there is a picture of a BAT COCK...

A BAT COCK







a bat cock.

Also this

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When I was this kid's age I used to dream all day about the power of commanding the wills and desires of all of my crushes. The ability to magic them into my bed, regardless of my lack of looks or charm. I used to ponder the ethics of this gift - whether this kind of power was evil and predatory, whether the heart and mind should be tampered with at all. I eventually decided that this would not be a gift, but a curse.

I think the kid did it. And I wonder how he sleeps at night.
 
my favorite thread on that body building forum was the one about Amanda Bynes that turned into a thread about government conspiracies and MK Ultra and got so big it spilled onto Gaf where people went on a tangent talking about Hollywood sex slaves. They even had to put a table of contents in the OP so people could jump to each subject.

That was also the forum where I saw the thread about an AMA where a dude had a relationship with his mom.
 
Sane_Man said:
When I was this kid's age I used to dream all day about the power of commanding the wills and desires of all of my crushes. The ability to magic them into my bed, regardless of my lack of looks or charm. I used to ponder the ethics of this gift - whether this kind of power was evil and predatory, whether the heart and mind should be tampered with at all. I eventually decided that this would not be a gift, but a curse.

I think the kid did it. And I wonder how he sleeps at night.
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With a bevy of teenage beauties?

Stet said:
Pardon?
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It was... disturbing. And apparently verified by reddit.

It was very sexual. And very creepy.
 
I haven't read the thread, but looking at those pics and seeing his lack of kissing and girl-holding skills makes it look painfully obvious that he's the gay best friend.
 
PumpkinPie said:
I haven't read the thread, but looking at those pics and seeing his lack of kissing and girl-holding skills makes it look painfully obvious that he's the gay best friend.
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Tell us how skillfully and passionately you'd hold those girls if only they'd give you the chance.

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From that AMA thread

Achievement Unlocked

"Came From Whence Ye Came" (50)
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Fucking lol
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Here you go. It's pretty weird:

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

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"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."

"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."

"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."

"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."

"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."


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It honestly shocks me so much how shallow a lot of people are in these threads *shrug* I can't imagine giving looks that much of priority. Thank god for my fiancee she's thinks the same in this subject.
 
bud said:
"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."

"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."

"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."

"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."

"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."


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WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCKKKKKK
 
Holy shit why does this bodybuilding forum have the most hilarious threads ever? I immediately thought of that one about the guy that had a boner and had to shit, accompanied my MS Paint drawings.
 
Well, without giving away too info, I was injured in an accident at 14 and incapacitated. I went from masturbating 2 times a day to zero. After 2 weeks, I was frustrated and took it out on my parents. My mom and dad knew what was up and talked about my mom "helping" me masturbate. The approached me one afternoon and wWhen my mom said, I know you are frustrated and why you are frustrated would you like some help masturbating. Blood was rushing in my ears and I said yes but I really didn't know if she meant what I thought she meant. I was excited and confused. She said that she would take care of me when I went to bed. Hours away.
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Well, The first time we had intercourse, I was lying in bed getting oral from her. In the middle of it, she stopped, climbed up my body, pulled her panties aside and sat on me. She was wearing a long Tshirt. She told me not to cum and she rode me for about a minute and came. She then finished me with her mouth. My head was spinning.
Sometimes it was discussed at the table but not with my dad around.
I would never tell anyone I know.
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Ok, Here goes! She came into my room and helped me off with my clothes and kept my shorts off. She kept asking if this was OK? I kept saying yes but i really didn't know what her intent was I was excited and confused. She lotioned up her hands and started stroking me and I was a little close to orgasm. I was afraid or cumming because I though that maybe she thought that she was only massaging me or something, so I kind or paniced and tried to to cum. Then she noticed that I was in a bit of distress so she asked if she should stop. I didn't say no. At that point, she kind of understood what was going on and said that I should relax and let go and that she has a towel. I got the idea that it was OK to orgasm, so I did.
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Yes, Swallowed Not saying Celeb. Most of it was pretty good! B cup I guess they were of normal sensitivity?? She kept herself trimmed and presentable.
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This is a longshot, but since we're bringing up old legendary threads on various sites, the first thread I ever read on GAF, that had me literally crying laughing with some of the replies, was years ago. I think around 2007, maybe even earlier. I will be amazed if anybody remembers it/ has a link to it but it's worth a shot.


It was in Off Topic, a guy had posted a thread about a medical "issue" he was having. Basically every time he sneezed (I think), one of his testicles would shoot back up into his abdomen. The OP was complete with MS Paint diagrams and everything.

Anybody else around for that? I was just a lurker but I was doubled over laughing.


Edit: OH MY GOD I FOUND IT

The pic links are dead though :(

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230473
 
clemenx said:
It honestly shocks me so much how shallow a lot of people are in these threads *shrug* I can't imagine giving looks that much of priority. Thank god for my fiancee she's thinks the same in this subject.
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The only reason why anyone cares is because the women he's pictured with are attractive.
 
bud said:
"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."

"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."

"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."

"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."

"My dad knew about it from the beginning and supported my mom's decision."


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I need a day.
 
CheechWizaard said:
231g View Post said:
u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
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What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.
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#dead
 
They totally know they are fucking with the internet, too.

I love how the first post on that forum is "I was simply on FB one day looking up girls. As one oft does".
 
bud said:
you have missed out on teenage love
you’ll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you’re gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you’ll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say “I love you”
you’ll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you’re in your 20’s now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

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Considering that some people here suffer from depression or are depressed including me I don't think this was appropriate or necessary
 
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