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[Delusibeta]

FYI: "Beta Tested In The Future" is a photoshop.

"If it was any more real, it would real", on the other hand, seems to be genuine.

 

[DoubleTake]

Pre 180:

Xbox One - "One small step for man, one giant step backwards for consumer rights"

Pretty good huh?!

Spoiler

okay im done...lol

 

[Foxix Von]

Nope it's real

Saw it in San Fransisco first hand

@SwiftDeath

You gotta be kidding me? I seriously thought it was fake when I first saw it.

 

[hwy_61]

FYI: "Beta Tested In The Future" is a photoshop.

"If it was any more real, it would real", on the other hand, seems to be genuine.

Source?

 

[illmatic22]

Xbox one, like rich creamery butter

 

[DryvBy]

"Be the only One in town playing Xbox."

 

[Lunchbox]

if you have to ask the price, its not for you

 

[Yawnier]

@SwiftDeath

You gotta be kidding me? I seriously thought it was fake when I first saw it.

Why the hell do you keep on appearing and saying "we warned you". Its fucking weird man.

 

[The Cowboy]

Xbox One. We know you'll buy it no matter we do.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Xbone, dawg!
Xbox One - It only does everything, in one box.
Xbone - It's in the name.
Xbone - Xbox, Entertainment.

 

[PJV3]

Xbox one- we gave 200 ad executives 3kg of cocaine.

 

[Sgt.McTigerbuns]

Xbox one: we're literally making up our policies on the fly

 

[Revolutionary]

Nope it's real

Saw it in San Fransisco first hand

FYI: "Beta Tested In The Future" is a photoshop.

Who do I believe???

 

[xbhaskarx]

The Future is Now

You Know, For Kids!

Now, More Than Ever

Lean Forward

Spoiler

The Hudsucker Proxy, The Hudsucker Proxy, The Player, MSNBC

"Your Madden / FIFA / CoD / Halo Box for the next six years"

 

[Possum]

"The best exclusive content experiences. Call of Duty. TV."

"Be the only One in town playing Xbox."

This killed me.

 

[hwy_61]

Xbone, dawg!
Xbox One - It only does everything, in one box.
Xbone - It's in the name.
Xbone - Xbox, Entertainment.

These are actually believable!

 

[Nilaul]

 

[ChilliWave]

jump ahead

 

[rain elbows]

Xbox One - 5 Billion Transistors, Now Only $499

 

[xbhaskarx]

Xbox One - 5 Billion Transistors, Now Only $499

Break the price down by transistor to show consumers what a great deal that is...

 

[TheDarkKnight774]

If those ads are real, they are confusing and poorly done slogans

 

[Community Forum]

Not the highest end graphics. On purpose.

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Xbox One
"Redefining Indies"

 

[RoboPlato]

"Be the only One in town playing Xbox."

Holy SHIT

 

[MemoryHumanity]

I think this one may be a bit big for a billboard.

Spoiler

never forget

 

[Possum]

Break the price down by transistor to show consumers what a great deal that is...

The value proposition is unbelievable.

 

[N.Domixis]

Xbox one: Engineered To Be Last

 

[DoubleTake]

I think this one may be a bit big for a billboard.

Spoiler

never forget

For godsakes please tell me that isnt real...

 

[Nilaul]

"Be the only One in town playing Xbox."

Xbox One
"Competing with the WiiU since 2013"

Spoiler

in terms of least sold

 

[10k]

Xbox One: Rule the Bends of Gaming

Xbox One: One Box to Rule Them All

Xbox One: Boxes are better then Stations

 

[RoboPlato]

For godsakes please tell me that isnt real...

It is. Microsoft just doesn't get sarcasm.

 

[MemoryHumanity]

For godsakes please tell me that isnt real...

It was actually a sarcastic Tweet from someone.

MS thought she was being super serial and posted that on their official Xbox twitter account.

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

Xbox One: It Could Be Worse

No but seriously:

Xbox One with Xbox Live: You're Never Alone When You're Playing the Bone

 

[Nilaul]

Xbox one: So much cooling we'll keep your mountain dew cool

 

[spacemonkeynation]

Xbox One: The Price is Wrong, B*****!

 

[whitehawk]

For godsakes please tell me that isnt real...

It is. I believe some random guy tweeted it, and Microsoft put it under their twitter feed on xbox.com.

 

[MemoryHumanity]

Throw us an Xbone.

 

[DoubleTake]

It was actually a sarcastic Tweet from someone.

MS thought she was being super serial and posted that on their official Xbox twitter account.

 

[graydavis]

Get an xboner
all your friends are getting xboners, should you get xboned too
xbox + one = XBONE
why get a *redacted* when you can get xboned

 

[rain elbows]

Xbox One - Now Offline Compatible* (Internet Connection Required for Offline Patch)

 

[CarbonRevenge]

Xbox One: Boning you like you want it. The Xbox way.

 

[kpaadet]

"From the creators of DirectX: Xbox One"

 

[maplelord93]

"get an Xbox one if you want to fight the ps4 virus, beware first symptom is having your personal information compromised"

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

Xbox One with Kinect: You Know How Sometimes, When You're Masturbating and You Think You Hear a Noise and You Get All Paranoid That Someone Might Be Able to See You? Well, Now Someone Can.

 

[ypo]

Enjoy getting boned? Jump in!

 

[CoG]

 

[Dukey]

Xbox One: Pshhh Like You Could Do Better...But Seriously Could You Do Better?...Call Us.

 

[Iorv3th]

To go with "Beta tested in the future"

"Alpha tested this November"

 

[Tankallex]

Xbox One, because some people like to be watched.

 

[DoubleTake]

Xbox One - "Your next watercooler"