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[spacemonkeynation]

Xbox One: Because Targeted Advertising doesn't need Copy Writers.

 

[explodet]

Xbox One: The Price is Wrong, B*****!

 

[Kabuki Waq]

The only box used more in your house will be your wife's.

 

[hwy_61]

The only box used more in your house will be your wife's.

Lol

 

[Red Chocobo]

Joking aside, the real ones are pretty bad.

 

[Radec]

Xbone: We created directx.

 

[Possum]

Xbox One - "Your next Dewcooler"

FTFY

 

[Dongs Macabre]

PhOne home with Skype on the XbOne

 

[SwiftDeath]

For those wondering about the 'Beta tested in the future' Ad

I saw it in San Francisco at the corner of Embarcadero and Mission Street on my way to a giants game

I actually live in the south bay area so can't easily check but I swear that's what it said

It was on a building at the intersection of Mission St. & The Embarcadero

Google Maps has a billboard of Ally bank though so don't think it's been updated

Not sure if there would be any SF gaffers willing to check?

 

[DoubleTake]

Xbox One - "Netflix, Hulu, and HBO all at your disposal. Just be sure to pay us too!"

 

[Heretic]

Xbox One - More than just a play station.

10/10

 

[The Flash]

Xbox One: Happy now? Geez.

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

Xbox One: Changing the World* This November.

*Tier One countries only

 

[10k]

Xbox One: 180 degrees equals One Box.

 

[Iacobellis]

Xbox One.

Because One payment isn't enough.

 

[DoubleTake]

Xbox One: Changing the World* This November.

*Tier One countries only

hahaha 10/10

 

[hwy_61]

Xbox One: Happy now? Geez.

I like this one

Lol

 

[LiquidMetal14]

This seems like a redux of the advertisement thread.

I don't like any of these slogans.

 

[JoeFenix]

Xbox One - For all your Fable Motorsports needs. Oh and Halo too!

 

[polyh3dron]

XBone - Jump On

 

[Red Chocobo]

"Admit it. You saw Titanfall"

 

[Nilaul]

Xbox One: Your new paper weight.

 

[The Flash]

Xbox One: Everyone from PR is being fired. Wait....I work in PR....crap.

 

[bananas]

I don't know what the Xbone should use, but Sony should steal this iMac slogan from 1998:

"Blows minds, not budgets."

Edit: Speaking of stealing Apple slogans, MS should use this one:

"Suddenly your TV is everything it should be."

 

[Graphics Horse]

So it seems they are trying to say the xbox has travelled through time to be beta tested in the future. But that doesn't really come across very clear to me, and I'm not convinced it travelled through time.

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

Unwrap a Box of Paywalls This Christmas.

 

[crozier]

This won't end well.

Best one yet, IMO.

 

[IC_Champion]

Dammit Major Nelson

 

[Cert.in.Death]

Xbox One: TV TV TV TV Sports TV TV

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

Best one yet, IMO.

 

[MemoryHumanity]

Xbox One: What Rhymes With Hug Me?
Xbox One: #THICKE
Xbox One: HEY HEY HEY

 

[CLEEK]

"Unprecedented Value For Billionaires"

 

[eznark]

This won't end well.

Perfect

 

[anotherVegan]

X-Bone: Because one is totally higher than four.

Spoiler

I tried.

 

[CLEEK]

"Over delivering on everything - except performance"

"Will blow 60% of your pants off"

"Like an iPad for the living room"

"If you're expecting power, you've got your head in the clouds"

 

[Chubear]

Oh I think I've got an appropriate one

"Yes, we WILL stab you in the back again. Just you f@ckin' wait! Haha hahaha! Wait, was that our outside voice?"

... A little wordy but I think it could be catchy ...

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

Xbox One: Who Says You Can't Charge $500 for a Universal Remote?

 

[Tmecha]

The Xbox is 'All For One' and 'One For All'

 

[TheRedSnifit]

 

[Storm360]

Xbox One - The Sky's The Limit

Xbox One - The One Way

Xbox One - One Box, Infinite Possibilities

Xbox One - One is all you need

Spoiler

please hire me microsoft

 

[SwiftDeath]

"Don't worry about us. NSA thinks we're too big to fail"

 

[Dr. Kitty Muffins]

They need Psy.

 

[bananas]

The Xbox is 'All For One' and 'One For All'

That's an interesting concept. Maybe something like:

"Games, Movies, TV, Sports. One for all.

 

[DoubleTake]

Xbox One -

 

[Tygamr]

2+2=One, not 5.

Xbox One- it doesn't do anything you couldn't already do

Xbox One- One black box to rule them all

We only listened to you, because we want to be the One.

 

[TechOne]

The only system on the market to give you a boner for the XBONE

-Major Nelson approved

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

Xbox One -

I lol'd. Twice.

 

[bananas]

Another Apple slogan that would fit:

"The entertainment capital of your world."

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

 

[TheRedSnifit]

"The Official Console of the NSA"