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[TheTrueLegend]

I don't know if you read the OP or any other posts, but digs like this are half the point of the thread.

If this were a "Xbox One graphics are amazing!" thread, I wouldn't post this type of shit. Hell, even in the read about how impressive Ryse looks, I commented that I personally don't find it all that great looking, but I did admit that Forza looks fucking amazing. Because it does, and I'm not afraid to admit that something on a console I don't like or want can look great.

I am not talking about you though. I am talking in general. This is a xbone thread but look at the amount of playstation fanboys trolling. I stated my disagreement with a statement in a thread and people start attacking my statement. And this has nothing to do with graphics.

 

[weevles]

Xbox One: A vision we think you'll eventually understand.

Even this joke one is way better than the two real ones.

Beta Tested in the Future. If it were any more real it would be real. What is this I don't even.

 

[Relativ9]

A few more, these ones acutally are possibilties rather than just me being snarky.

Xbox One: One way.

Xbox One: One is enough.

aaand since I can't help myself:

Xbox One: One too many.

 

[TheTrueLegend]

I don't know if you read the OP or any other posts, but digs like this are half the point of the thread.

If this were a "Xbox One graphics are amazing!" thread, I wouldn't post this type of shit. Hell, even in the thread about how impressive Ryse looks, I commented that I personally don't find it all that great looking, but I did admit that Forza looks fucking amazing. Because it does, and I'm not afraid to admit that something on a console I don't like or want can look great.



See, instead of just attacking other users who are just having a little fun, why not come up with some actual Xbone slogans of your own?

Does it hurt your feelings to see people poke fun at a console you like?

First thing, I don't have feelings for a console or a company like most people on this thread. Second, I prefer the ps4 over xbone. Thirdly, I am just pointing out hypocrisy, not by you, but by a certain fan base on this site.

 

[GorillaJu]

Hahahahahahahahaha YEESSSSS

 

[purpletentacle]

"XboxOne: The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future."

ha, what an obscure reference.

 

[Machine Messiah]

"If it were any cheaper, it would be cheaper"

 

[braves01]

Xbox One: One hundred dollars more than PS4, One thousand percent more value

 

[TheTrueLegend]

"Xbox one, the second ps3"
"Xbox one, free ads for everyone"

 

[Relativ9]

Oh and if MS ever decided to do something like (i know they'd never):

Xbox One: One way or the highway.

Sony should come back with:

Playstation 4: The high way.

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

I am not talking about you though. I am talking in general. This is a xbone thread but look at the amount of playstation fanboys trolling. I stated my disagreement with a statement in a thread and people start attacking my statement. And this has nothing to do with graphics.

I understand that, but this isn't an Xbox discussion thread. It's a fake slogan thread. It's designed for fun, not serious discussion.

If you see this kind of stuff in a serious discussion thread, then you're right, it shouldn't be there. But leave it to the mods to sort out, rather than going vigilante and doing the same sort of thing in other threads. Be better than what you hate.

 

[TheTrueLegend]

I understand that, but this isn't an Xbox discussion thread. It's a fake slogan thread. It's designed for fun, not serious discussion.

If you see this kind of stuff in a serious discussion thread, then you're right, it shouldn't be there. But leave it to the mods to sort out, rather than going vigilante and doing the same sort of thing in other threads. Be better than what you hate.

Wait, the slogans in the OP are fake. If thats true, than it all makes sense. Those are the stupidest slogans I have seen in a long while.

 

[EmptySpace]

xbox one: one more time, one more chance

 

[funkystudent]

Xbox One. Designed for us, hastily patched for you.

 

[thatsafakewebsitebro]

Xbox One:
Thank You
For still paying for Live

 

[hwy_61]

Wait, the slogans in the OP are fake. If thats true, than it all makes sense. Those are the stupidest slogans I have seen in a long while.

They're not fake.

 

[rjinaz]

Wait, the slogans in the OP are fake. If thats true, than it all makes sense. Those are the stupidest slogans I have seen in a long while.

I'm pretty sure those slogans are real. However, the OP specifically states this thread is a joke thread. Personally I'd love for this to be open to all three consoles. I'd love to tear them all a new one.

 

[Nightengale]

Wait, the slogans in the OP are fake. If thats true, than it all makes sense. Those are the stupidest slogans I have seen in a long while.

Half the reason people are even making fun of the slogans is the precedent set by MS's official slogans.

It's like how people make fun of Apple marketing lines when they constantly use the word magical or how people parody Jony Ive videos and his lines about blahblahblah creating the most beautiful experience blahblah

I'm pretty sure those slogans are real. However, the OP specifically states this thread is a joke thread. Personally I'd love for this to be open to all three consoles. I'd love to tear them all a new one.

Damn that Sony for being stingy and not pumping out ads and slogans as early as MS.

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

Wait, the slogans in the OP are fake. If thats true, than it all makes sense. Those are the stupidest slogans I have seen in a long while.

No, I'm saying that the point of the thread is for GAFfers to make their own fake slogans to riff on the real ones.

Yes, those are real.

Spoiler

Real bad. Zing!

 

[TrueGrime]

I'm pretty sure those slogans are real. However, the OP specifically states this thread is a joke thread. Personally I'd love for this to be open to all three consoles. I'd love to tear them all a new one.

That's not a bad idea.

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

I'm pretty sure those slogans are real. However, the OP specifically states this thread is a joke thread. Personally I'd love for this to be open to all three consoles. I'd love to tear them all a new one.

Same. Though I'm sure there will be a similar PS4 themed thread once its ads start popping up.

Particularly if their launch ads are as bad as those PS3 launch ads.

http://youtu.be/tbW165G0Bvk

 

[Nilaul]

Xbox one: Three hundred and fifty nine less points for greatness then the last.

 

[TrueGrime]

Same. Though I'm sure there will be a similar PS4 themed thread once its ads start popping up.

Particularly if their launch ads are as bad as those PS3 launch ads.

http://youtu.be/tbW165G0Bvk

I don't know how I feel after watching that. LOL.

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

I don't know how I feel after watching that. LOL.

Laughter, crying, and vomiting are the usual reactions.

On topic:

Xbox One: Forget Surface, and Zune, and Kin, and Windows 8. This Time, We've Got a Winner!

 

[Nightengale]

Same. Though I'm sure there will be a similar PS4 themed thread once its ads start popping up.

I think a little bit of crack can be expected, especially when it's from SCEE. They always liked those somewhat crazy ads.

 

[N.Domixis]

XBOX ONE: FOR EVER, All ONE
XBOX ONE: NOT RED E
XBOX ONE: ENGINEERED 2

Spoiler

B

LAST

All the ones I could come up with lol

 

[weekend_warrior]

That's not a bad idea.

Playstation 4- Because everyone deserves a second chance.

 

[TheTrueLegend]

I'm pretty sure those slogans are real. However, the OP specifically states this thread is a joke thread. Personally I'd love for this to be open to all three consoles. I'd love to tear them all a new one.

Wow, I feel like an idiot now. I had no clue this was a joke thread.

 

[DenogginizerOS]

Your girlfriend should not be the only one getting haptic feedback.

 

[Wozman23]

The Magic XBONE: Reply Hazy. Ask Again Later.

 

[CLEEK]

"Xbox One - Ballmer and Mattrick Nil"

 

[Nightengale]

Playstation 4- Because everyone deserves a second chance.

PS4 : Because 3rd time wasn't the charm, it's the curse.

 

[hwy_61]

"Xbox One - Ballmer and Mattrick Nil"

I see what you're going for there, except those two dudes are rich as fuck.

 

[weekend_warrior]

WiiU- Come on guys! We got a new Mario coming out soon! Please!

 

[cfresh]

"If it was anymore powerful, it would be a PS4."

"Beta tested in the future by Arthur Gies."

 

[haadim]

"XBOX ONE - One for all. All for nothing"
"XBOX ONE - Had enough YET?"
"XBOX ONE - How do you like THEM apples?"

 

[Sub_Level]

Cathartic Soliloquy

Bifurcated Solipsism

 

[x-Lundz-x]

Xbox One less console you need to buy.

 

[CLEEK]

"Xbox One - Tier two console for a tier one price"

 

[Wozman23]

The One: Homophone for Won, But Far From It.

 

[IsntChrisL]

I put together an ad just for this thread:

 

[rjinaz]

Wii U- Hey, we have just as many games as the PS4 and the Xbox One.

Xbox One- You have to ONEder, what were we thinking?!

PS4- You forgot about the Move right? Good.

 

[Rad-]

Xbox One - More than just a play station.

This would be pretty good actually.

 

[BleachAndPepsi]

PS4 : Because 3rd time wasn't the charm, it's the curse.

PS4: Remember How You Used to Brag to Your Xbox-Owning Friends That PS+ is Free? Yeah, About That...

Xbox One: More 180s Than a Figure Skater

PC: Yeah, You Can Play in a Minute. You've Just Gotta Update These Drivers First. And Restart. Then Update DirectX. And Restart. Then...

WiiU: IT'S NOT AN ADD-ON FOR THE ORIGINAL WII, FOR FUCKS SAKE! IT'S OUR NEXT GEN CONSOLE! GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU PEOPLE! I'M BEING EVICTED FROM MY HOUSE, MY WIFE LEFT ME, I'M EATING DOG FOOD OUT OF CANS I FIND IN THE BOTTOM OF DUMPSTERS, AND YOU MORONS DON'T WANT TO HELP ME OUT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO BUY AN ADD-ON FOR YOUR WII?! *sigh* Get Fucked.

There. I'm an equal opportunity asshole.

 

[TheSpoonyBard]

Bend over, it's time for your Xbone.

 

[SicSemperTyrannis]

Ignoring the fact that Xbone is way funnier, I'll actually seriously address why you're wrong.

Here are some Xbox products:

XBMC: Xbox Media Center
XBConnect: Xbox Connect

So there's a precedent for using the XB by MS themselves in coming up with product names.

XBONE FOREVER!

Are either of those offering even created, distributed or promoted by Microsoft at all? Xbox Connect was a free way to play games online, which would be silly for Microsoft to sanction since they wouldn't be making money on Live. Xbox Media Center first cropped up as a way to use your original (modded) Xbox as a media center extender, which I don't see Microsoft being okay with either. I'm with the original theory here, it makes little sense from a logic standpoint that anyone seriously consider it the Xbone instead of Xone or X1. Yes, Xbone rolls off the tongue while also being fairly demeaning to the console (which until the 180's it was rightly deserved), but I think it's about time we choose to call it the X1, Xone (Zone) or One. Xbone is just so juvenile.

On topic:

"For anyone, to do any thing, you only need this One. Xbox One; ready to be your everything."

 

[Coxy]

Xbox One. A Flowchart to find the Fun

The possibilities are limited only by your imagination and subscription to Xbox Live Gold

Beta tested by you, Quality assured in your home.

 

[Relativ9]

PS4: We might not have much right now, but you know...Naughty Dog.

PS4: Actually coming to a store near you.

PS4: 4:1

PS4: Now without the incredible power of the Cell, nor creepy crying babies.

PS4: Featuering buttons.

PS4: Thank God we didn't call it Orbis.

Wii U: Wii want U.

Wii U: Free Online!...sort of.

Wii U: Now with Games!

Wii U: Not a peripheral for the Wii.

See my earlier posts in this thread for the Xbox One slogans.

 

[hawk2025]

Are either of those offering even created, distributed or promoted by Microsoft at all? Xbox Connect was a free way to play games online, which would be silly for Microsoft to sanction since they wouldn't be making money on Live. Xbox Media Center first cropped up as a way to use your original (modded) Xbox as a media center extender, which I don't see Microsoft being okay with either. I'm with the original theory here, it makes little sense from a logic standpoint that anyone seriously consider it the Xbone instead of Xone or X1. Yes, Xbone rolls off the tongue while also being fairly demeaning to the console (which until the 180's it was rightly deserved), but I think it's about time we choose to call it the X1, Xone (Zone) or One. Xbone is just so juvenile.

On topic:

"For anyone, to do any thing, you only need this One. Xbox One; ready to be your everything."

...well... how about XBLA, then?




Personally, I'm actually kind of a fan of "all in one. Input one."

 

[SenjutsuSage]

Folks are literally on a mission.