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We wall went through that terrible haircut that we liked but listened to no one when they told us it was shit. Let the OP have his fun.
 
Go out on a "friends date" to wherever. Either one of your houses afterwards. Make small chat and have a general god time. Possibly have a drink or two. Next (And this is the important part)!

Tell her you randomly thought about her a day or so ago because you were window shopping and saw something that reminded you of her.

At this point make it playful and tell her that you actually bought the item, and ask her if she would like to see it. After some playful back and forth say something like; "okay fine, you wore me out. I'll give you want you want"

Really, any variation of this will do. Not ask her to close her eyes. (You can possibly use a blindfold if she/you is are so inclined)

Now she's ready, You whip it out and get yourself hard, wrap a ribbon around that shit and either slap her in the face with it, place it in her hands, or jam it in her mouth (tell her, it's a delicious edible)


Guaranteed girlfriend for life.
 
Write a song to her about your older looks and your beard.


edit: You shaved, or is it just another old pic.
 
SpartanForce said:
Is it the mullet?

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Good luck with that.
 
Log4Girlz said:
You must have to beat the ladies away with a stick.
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Fuck the haters. OP is a nice haircut and some hair gel away from being able to drop the "I'll be back" line. Women love playing hard to get. Just don't, you know, attack a police station.

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Get a trim and some aviator glasses and, well, you know women will be all over that.
 
I'm sorry but all this "Do X, and girls will come lining up at your door" talk is so hilariously naive.

It's like some shit you'd read in GQ. Buy this shirt and get this haircut and become the ladies man you've always wanted to be.
 
Style Fox said:
I'm sorry but all this "Do X, and girls will come lining up at your door" talk is so hilariously naive.

It's like some shit you'd read in GQ. Buy this shirt and get this haircut and become the ladies man you've always wanted to be.
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Hey people need enforcement for their own beliefs too. Those comments are not only an advice but a way to get other peoples' acceptance on your own ideas - an echo chamber if you will.

I'm not saying people shouldn't tidy up their appearance, but thinking appearance is the only thing you need (that or money) is indeed naive. But hey, it's easier to change your looks than to grow up.


edit: Regardless, I still think the mullet looks bad.
 
Just ask her man. Basically every girl who I was too nervous to ask out I found out was crushing on me later on. It works out!

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just kidding your dreams will be crushed with that mullet oh god why
 
GillianSeed79 said:
Fuck the haters. OP is a nice haircut and some hair gel away from being able to drop the "I'll be back" line. Women love playing hard to get. Just don't, you know, attack a police station.

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Get a trim and some aviator glasses and, well, you know women will be all over that.
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lmao
 
Style Fox said:
I'm sorry but all this "Do X, and girls will come lining up at your door" talk is so hilariously naive.

It's like some shit you'd read in GQ. Buy this shirt and get this haircut and become the ladies man you've always wanted to be.
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I agree. Shit doesn't work like that necessarily, but that mullet is not doing him ANY favors. Talking to girls is always the part that troubles most, but appearances can obviously benefit. I don't mean you have to be a model, just can't be rocking what many consider a bad haircut.

Get a haircut, then you can ease your way into talking to girls.
 
Take a bath once a day and look like you remotely care about your appearance. Don't be creepy as fuck. Talk to her like she is a person. Ask her if she would like to go out, maybe? Rocket science.

Edit: get a haircut
 
I wanna know what kind of person would give someone a haircut like that and still be able to sleep at night.
 
It is better to regret something you did, than something you didn't do.

Except murder. That's better to regret not doing. Usually. I guess?

Anyway, I'd pluck up the courage, and ask her over a drink. Arrange to hang out at a bar/pub/coffee shop or something and air your feelings. Perhaps instead of "Will you go out with me" try something along the lines of "I really like you, and I just wanted to say it. " Something which doesn't put any pressure on her to let you down or whatever.
 
Android18a said:
Perhaps instead of "Will you go out with me" try something along the lines of "I really like you, and I just wanted to say it. " Something which doesn't put any pressure on her to let you down or whatever.
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Don't creep the girl out. Don't tell a girl how you feel before even a single date. Just ask her out and keep it simple. Don't be creepy.
 
I do not understand the point in trying to help this guy when he clearly puts no effort into making himself look presentable. A mullet never looked good and if you care about impressing someone you style your hair differently.

You make it seem like asking someone one out is some complicated formula and that women are aliens. It is just embarrassing.
 
Do you guys really think that girl would have said yes to him if he didn't have that mullet? You're dreaming. Girls don't care about a guys hair THAT much. Their own hair, yes, but not a guy's hair.
 
storafötter;84298581 said:
I do not understand the point in trying to help this guy when he clearly puts no effort into making himself look presentable. A mullet never looked good and if you care about impressing someone you style your hair differently.

You make it seem like asking someone one out is some complicated formula and that women are aliens. It is just embarrassing.
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Hey.
Fuck you.
 
Android18a said:
It is better to regret something you did, than something you didn't do.

Except murder. That's better to regret not doing. Usually. I guess?

Anyway, I'd pluck up the courage, and ask her over a drink. Arrange to hang out at a bar/pub/coffee shop or something and air your feelings. Perhaps instead of "Will you go out with me" try something along the lines of "I really like you, and I just wanted to say it. " Something which doesn't put any pressure on her to let you down or whatever.
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Never. Ever. Ever. Ever. Lead in with I really like you and wanted to say it. It's creepy, too forward and puts the girl in a very awkward position.
 
I like your mullet OP but it only works if you're looking to make some sort of hyper-masculine 'I don't need no stinkin' girls in my life, I got my mullet' statement.
 
akachan ningen said:
Do you guys really think that girl would have said yes to him if he didn't have that mullet? You're dreaming. Girls don't care about a guys hair THAT much. Their own hair, yes, but not a guy's hair.
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In the sense that she would have turned him down either way yeah I agree with you but you are the one dreaming if you don't think girls care. They sure as hell do care, I have dated enough women to know that.

I would like to know how the girl OP infatuated with looks like.
 
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