GAF, I'm 100% sure I'm getting friendzoned on Monday

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Kopite said:
Since we can't speak over here, I just showed her the thread
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Kopite said:
Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?
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Kopite said:
I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.
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OP, pls. Get off the internet as soon as possible.
 
Thread twist: OP is Tyler Durden, the "other guy" is a split personality and is why he's always around when they're together.

OP ends up shooting self in mouth to remove delusion. The pixies start playing on the Mall PA system. Fade to black.
 
RangersFan said:
I'm still 100% certain this is a troll thread, HOWEVER in the slight chance that it is not and you are being serious...

Other guy and "your" girl are FUCKING right now and laughing about you. While you are sitting around playing GTA V he's fucking the shit out of her and she's going to town on his cock. When they're together without you and the slight chance you enter the conversation they are talking shit about you and laughing at you.

I'm being harsh to give you some mental imagery of whats happening. Stop hanging around them and being a third wheel. She is being overly nice and doesn't want to hurt your feelings. GTFO of there because your feelings for her aren't gonna change and ultimately you're being a huge douche if you're gonna keep cock blocking this guy. So take the image I painted for you above and play it over in your mind any time you feel you want to hang out with your "friend." Go on and find a girl for yourself man, she already made her feelings known and they won't ever change.

Oh yeah, she also loves the taste of his penis...
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Oh gawd this post made me burst into laughter.
 
the worst part of this is she's probably still reading this thread. Reading all those posts about her from random internet people from every corner of the globe talking about her "going to town on another guys dick" and you posting her private chat logs etc...


Before you were just some creep, now she has serious reason to hate you. If I were you OP I would never talk to her again. No good can come of this. Please just learn from this and move on.
 
Kopite said:
It's the first day in weeks where I've not bothered to communicate with her(text, facebook,etc) after going home.

She's a close friend and that's not changing despite plenty here thinking otherwise.

I'm gonna listen to some of the advice here(yeah laugh all you want) and try and keep my distance for a little while, doubt we're gonna manage it though, we're just too close.

Crazy as this may sound given my actions, I think we'll have a strictly platonic relationship. I'm getting over it anyway, feel far better than when I first made this thread. Maybe the venting helped. Off to bed now.
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Finally, finally, finally. This is where I could tell, without question, that this thread is a wonderful troll.

Thank you.
 
Dude, the only close female friend I've got... I've known for 10+ years.

Get the hell out of here with this 1 month bullshit, man, it ain't good for her or for you.
 
Now show her the lyrics to "Kim" by Eminem.. Honestly, OP you'd have a better chance if she was afraid of you.

Nothing I've read leads me to believe you're actually interested in having a platonic friendship with his girl, so why continue the relationship? At best it's because you just don't want to come off like an asshole, which, if you take an honest account of your motives and the position you put her in, you already kinda did. At worst, you're willing to endure an unspeakable amount of pity and veiled disrespect while clinging to some fantical notion that she'll 'come to her senses'...or perhaps Dude A will fuck up and she'll come-a-runnin. Not going to happen. Delete her number and don't speak unless spoken to.

It does take balls to do what you did, I must say. Don't sweat it. Live/learn etc..
 
Kopite said:
Well I went to the meeting. Here's the scary part, we went to the mall and didn't even figure out a place until we actually went there AND THIS OTHER GUY FOUND US FFS!

So now we're at the library and she's sitting beside me and he's sitting opposite her. A bit awkward here alright.

I didn't manage to tell her anything important, but before he showed up she confirmed that this guy asked her out on the same day I did(after me though) and she said yes. Well that's that I suppose.

I still love her company and loved every minute of being with her before this dude showed up, but i think the end of the feelings I've been stuck is in sight. Still hurts seeing them together, but I'm not sure I want to sacrifice this friendship anymore.

I've told her we should talk alone soon though, not sure what I'm going to say then or whether that's a good idea.

She's also taken a few looks at my laptop screen but she hasn't figured out what's going on.
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Dude. People just don't show up like that out of nowhere. She told him where she would be. SHE WANTED TO BE FOUND. Might hurt to hear this, but you got played man.

It's ok, these things happen. It might be hard, but forget about this broad. Another one will come around eventually. Stick it out brother!
 
This is now one of those legendary threads. I was hoping for a small update but WOW.

This thread needs to be summarized in gif form ending with THIS IS NATGEO believe.
 
Since we can't speak on here. I just showed her thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.

OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do

Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:

OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...

Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?

Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean

I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.

OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore... :(

Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.

Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting her.
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mother of God

Oh God I feel so bad for you. If it makes you feel any better I did the profess love thing over the phone once and, well, yeah.
 
I suppose I deserved all this huh, that really was cringeworthy and pathetic.

Spoke to the dude last night on Facebook and I asked him if we were cool, he said it's all good. I was a bit pissed at him for not asking me to back off or deciding to back off myself when he figured out that I was into her. Could have saved me a lot of time and embarrassment. He just apologised and I'm over that now.

Happy that this thread has made a lot of you all feel better, maybe when if things work out for me with another girl at least you'll no you can come back from rock bottom ;)

And fuck the haters here(not the ones taking the piss, but the ones who go way beyond).

Summary might come soon, not looking forward to doing it though.
 
Kopite said:
I suppose I deserved all this huh, that really was cringeworthy and pathetic.

Spoke to the dude last night on Facebook and I asked him if we were cool, he said it's all good. I was a bit pissed at him for not asking me to back off or deciding to back off myself when he figured out that I was into her. Could have saved me a lot of time and embarrassment. He just apologised and I'm over that now.

Happy that this thread has made a lot of you all feel better, maybe when if things work out for me with another girl at least you'll no you can come back from rock bottom ;)

And fuck the haters here(not the ones taking the piss, but the ones who go way beyond).

Summary might come soon, not looking forward to doing it though.
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Just know all these harsh comments and mockery repeated in this thread is all for the sole purpose of helping you. We want to see you succeed OP but in order to do that you have to learn from mistakes.
 
Dinosaur said:
ok this was pretty hilarious but why do some of you seem to enjoy humiliating this guy?
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ya, i have to imagine that ~20 pages of this stuff wears on a mans soul, and its probably difficult for the op to avoid peeking in here from time to time. after getting rejected, that's gotta suck.
 
Angry Fork said:
Anyone have a link to a lionel mandrake summary post of what's been going on in here?
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OP meets a girl.
He decides he is in love with her.
He confesses his love using Taylor Swift lyrics.
He is shot down.
Don't worry, they will still totally be friends just like before.
 
Cyan said:
OP meets a girl.
He decides he is in love with her.
He confesses his love using Taylor Swift lyrics.
He is shot down.
Don't worry, they will still totally be friends just like before.
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Linking her to this thread is the worst of all his rapidly expanding pile of sins.
 
Kopite said:
I suppose I deserved all this huh, that really was cringeworthy and pathetic.

Spoke to the dude last night on Facebook and I asked him if we were cool, he said it's all good. I was a bit pissed at him for not asking me to back off or deciding to back off myself when he figured out that I was into her. Could have saved me a lot of time and embarrassment. He just apologised and I'm over that now.

Happy that this thread has made a lot of you all feel better, maybe when if things work out for me with another girl at least you'll no you can come back from rock bottom ;)

And fuck the haters here(not the ones taking the piss, but the ones who go way beyond).

Summary might come soon, not looking forward to doing it though.
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Of course he didn't tell you to back off, you were never a threat. That's the hard truth.

You might be from a different country, different continent, different culture. But one thing always remains constant:

You never put the pussy on a pedestal.

It's not about being a tactless douchebag. That will get you killed. It's about truly knowing what YOU want and go get it. Once you find it (or her), you'll regret having wasted so much time thinking people deserve any more than what you owe to yourself.

Remember: just be yourself, but be the best version of yourself, that's what women are drawn to.

That's the best advice I can give you. Good luck OP.
 
Kopite said:
I suppose I deserved all this huh, that really was cringeworthy and pathetic.
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Nah. We all do dumb things, my man. This thing in particular is a classic nerd failure mode. Probably the reason a lot of people are going over the top in cringing or in frustration is that many of us have been there.

Learn what you can from it and move on.
 
Guys, I finally realized what the OP's problem is... He used the wrong song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDZcqBgCS74

"Hello, is it me you're looking for?"
I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you ...
I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again how much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello, I've just got to let you know
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying, I love you ...
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying ... I love you"
 
Who's Mandrake?

NSQuote said:
You know how when you rush through an RPG and you reach a part of the game you just can't handle? And you have to take a look at yourself, a pitiful level 17, and grind yourself into something respectable?

It's time for you to embark on a quest to improve yourself, physically and mentally. Hit the gym hard, invest your heart and soul into making yourself a strong person, and becoming a man you can be confident in.

Read this.
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Thanks.Much appreciated. To everyone else as well.
 
Hitting the gym won't do shit if you don't have the right personality. Don't work out to get a girlfriend. That's the fastest way to lose all motivation and quit. There are lots of married or otherwise not single dudes who aren't physically fit and lots of physically attractive guys who are awkward and forever alone.
 
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