MickeyPhree
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I can't believe this shit is still going on.
GAF, I'm 100% sure I'm getting friendzoned on Monday
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Why did you post it in the dating thread when you have no intention of dating then?
youngwerther
Banned
He's only saying that because it's important to him that he "de-sexualize" his interactions with women. It's quite obvious he has an attraction to this woman, otherwise he wouldn't be fretting over what to text her and typing rambling posts on message boards asking for the magic sequence of words that will make her accept his propositions.
OP wants to play the "safe, non-threatening, overly-apologetic" guy, of course at the expense of his sexuality and masculinity. It's almost as if he doesn't realize that girls actually want to have sex. In my experience this kind of behavior comes from an unfamiliarity with sexuality and a fear of being judged.
OP wants to play the "safe, non-threatening, overly-apologetic" guy, of course at the expense of his sexuality and masculinity. It's almost as if he doesn't realize that girls actually want to have sex. In my experience this kind of behavior comes from an unfamiliarity with sexuality and a fear of being judged.
Cow Mengde
Banned
I'm pretty sure most GAFfers would recommend you getting in her pants anyway.
Well...yes.
i did. There's still about an hour or two to go. If she declines, no biggie.
youngwerther
Banned
If you feel the need to stifle your sexuality around women (and I'm sure you'll deny it but I believe that you do) because you are afraid of being judged, it's bad. It sends all the wrong signals. It's saying "I'm attracted to you and it's something to be ashamed of." It makes you awkward and it makes her feel awkward.
Ok complete plot twist. I was ust coming back fromthe restroom and completely out of nowhere I bump into girl #1, who's here to study.
So we've somehow ended up sitting together and studying. And things are pretty normal for now, it's only 11.30 so I've got at least an hour before lunch.
And no, I'm not showing her the thread this time.
So we've somehow ended up sitting together and studying. And things are pretty normal for now, it's only 11.30 so I've got at least an hour before lunch.
And no, I'm not showing her the thread this time.
I'm an expert
Formerly worldrevolution. The only reason I am nice to anyone else is to avoid being banned.
Dude..stahp. Go live your life. Stop posting here.
Byakuya769
Member
Could we tell OP what to do through google glass?
scotcheggz
Member
Change your plans, get girl number 2 to meet you in the library and Eskimo kiss the shit out of her on the table in front of girl number 1.
It's not a plot twist when you bump into someone who study the same thing as you do within the same university.
That doesn't mean you SHOULD spend time with her. If anything you SHOULD avoid her.
Alright.
OriginofHysteria
Banned
I'm rooting for you buddy.
The Artful Dodger
Member
Why is this thread still going?
Passive Assassin
Member
she's reading the thread right now.
Its a learning process
Don't really need anything anymore as girl #2 just texted : " Nah...it's ok.Maybe another day
Studying right now. U go ahead."So I guess I'll just text : "Sure, see ya around" back.
NeOak
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Don't really need anything anymore as girl #2 just texted : " Nah...it's ok.Maybe another day
So I guess I'll just text : "Sure, see ya around" back.
What a load of....
Answer that in like 15 mins with a "kk" and no more.
KK.
Poimandres
Member
I'm just going to say that if she's seen the thread once, she can find it again. This IS the same thread, so I wouldn't assume she isn't following it!
She couldn't even get NeoGAF right. I'll be fine..I hope.
Poimandres
Member
Well, if she's THAT far removed you might be okay. But I know if someone made a thread about me I would be reading it every day.
Your best bet would be, when the time comes, to start a new thread and leave this particular situation behind.
Also, leave girl 2 alone for a while and hope she initates contact. Maybe she will, maybe she won't but it's best to put her out of mind in the meantime.
Eppy Thatcher
God's had his chance.
Wait wait wait... did you like.. DIRECT her to this thread?
there is no gif. Just... wow.
there is no gif. Just... wow.
serotonina
Member
OP, you should find yourself a girl completely oblivious to how relationships works, otherwise you are in for a really painful wake-up call.
SlipperySlope
Banned
Jesus Kopite, never ask a girl on a date via text. And slow down your texting in general.
Texting should be nothing more than flirts. That's ALL. And infrequent!
For all other communications, give her a call. How many of these girls have you actually called?
Edit - And keep the calls short.
You: "Hey what's up"
Her: "Oh, nothing much."
You: "Cool. You doing anything Saturday night?"
Her: "I've got no plans. You?"
You: "Wanna grab a bite to eat?"
Her: "Sure. Where at?"
You: "Bosco's at 8. Sound good?"
Her: "Yeah!"
Something like that.
Edit: An alternate.
After she says "I've got no plans. You?"
You can say "Having dinner with you at Bosco's at 8."
Her: "heheheheh. ok
"
That exudes confidence.
Texting should be nothing more than flirts. That's ALL. And infrequent!
For all other communications, give her a call. How many of these girls have you actually called?
Edit - And keep the calls short.
You: "Hey what's up"
Her: "Oh, nothing much."
You: "Cool. You doing anything Saturday night?"
Her: "I've got no plans. You?"
You: "Wanna grab a bite to eat?"
Her: "Sure. Where at?"
You: "Bosco's at 8. Sound good?"
Her: "Yeah!
"Something like that.
Edit: An alternate.
After she says "I've got no plans. You?"
You can say "Having dinner with you at Bosco's at 8."
Her: "heheheheh. ok
"That exudes confidence.
Wtf?
Just wanted to show OP that no matter how strict or "Asian" his parents are, they probably aren't as bad as mine.
FREAKING LOL
Indonesia.
Not enough of it I suppose, and if you do it a lot then you're not taking full advantage of what to do with that time. I don't even know what to say. I guess, put yourself in the shoes of someone in real life you admire, and ask yourself what they would do in your position.
Cause it sure as hell wouldn't be talking with a girl via Notepad.
Man, I just love these kinds of threads. Thank you.
Reminds me of the (´･ω･`) story - great way to blow half an hour or so IMO.
Though obviously OP is nowhere near that dude's level.
Reminds me of the (´･ω･`) story - great way to blow half an hour or so IMO.
Though obviously OP is nowhere near that dude's level.
The dude's Indonesian.
Bloody foreigners stealing our women
To clarify, I was born and live in America but my parents are form Indonesia.
Live Free or Die
Banned
Wow this thread is still going. I agree with what some other people have posted which is, you shouldn't be worried about getting a girl right now. You should get yourself on the right track first. Joining clubs like someone said, working out, getting a job even if it's just part time etc...
Laughing Banana
Weeping Pickle
Very late, but... what an amazing story. I read up to page 18 before posting this.
My avatar is very appropriate for so many occasions in here, ahahahahaha.
Well, we were all fools once
It's a revenge because you Malaysians claiming Silat and Batik are from Malaysia, hahahahaha.
My avatar is very appropriate for so many occasions in here, ahahahahaha.
Well, we were all fools once
The dude's Indonesian.
Bloody foreigners stealing our women
It's a revenge because you Malaysians claiming Silat and Batik are from Malaysia, hahahahaha.
Holy shit. The naivety, the embarrassment, the complete disregard for all advice given, holy shit man.
Well, good luck with that other chick.
EDIT: Or not. I want to be sympathetic, but you remind me heavily of one of my friends who tried to rationalize his continuing to be friends with a girl who played him and five other guys.
Well, good luck with that other chick.
EDIT: Or not. I want to be sympathetic, but you remind me heavily of one of my friends who tried to rationalize his continuing to be friends with a girl who played him and five other guys.
Laughing Banana
Weeping Pickle
I am tempted to say "What happened?", but... you are actually liking the attention GAF gave to you, huh OP? Hahahaha.
Peter Bazooka
Banned
Well don't keep us on pins and needles over here what did you do this time?
level_e11even
Banned
This shit got solved by like page 12. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say OP is milking this thread and trolling ya'll. I mean, showing her this thread and then play Taylor Swift songs? Now there's another girl he bet to get? Come on son. Sounds like the perfect troll thread. Page 28 and counting you fools....
Not a Jellyfish
but I am a sheep
50 post per page peasant.
Agree, this thread has been a good read but was over too soon.
Chuckie
Member
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, but on this occasion I genuinely didn't have the timeWell while studying I saw girl #2 and we waved at each other. We sat at opposite tables and I texted her. And here's where the trouble started:
Me: Had ur lunch?
Her: No. Skipping lunch today.
Me: Hardcore ;D My friends are busy too so I guess I gotta go alone.
Her: Oh...Sorry.
Me: Haha no prob, that wasn't an appeal or anything you know
Her: I know...but I kinda feel bad. That's all.
Me: Don't. Ignore my last couple of texts, they were kinda pathetic.
Her: Chill out man.
Me: It's cool.
Godammit.
ComputerMKII
Banned
Jesus, stop using smileys. Seriously. Has James Bond ever used smileys? I don't think so.
A little
Well while studying I saw girl #2 and we waved at each other. We sat at opposite tables and I texted her. And here's where the trouble started:
Me: Had ur lunch?
Her: No. Skipping lunch today.
Me: Hardcore ;D My friends are busy too so I guess I gotta go alone.
Her: Oh...Sorry.
Me: Haha no prob, that wasn't an appeal or anything you know
Her: I know...but I kinda feel bad. That's all.
Me: Don't. Ignore my last couple of texts, they were kinda pathetic.
Her: Chill out man.
Me: It's cool.
Godammit.
You are not ready for this. You're going to end up a joke among all the girls at uni if you keep this up...
Seriously, you bomb out with one girl, and you go right after another, bombing out there too? What the hell is wrong with you?
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