Best Account Suicides?

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Pollux

Pollux

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I've heard about them, but I don't think I've seen one.

Anybody have any favorites they remember?

EDIT: NO PORN. Just funny posts. Or ridiculous insults. Shit like that.
 
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Frolow

Banned
There was one where someone made a thread titled "Last Guardian release date announced!" with nothing in the actual OP. Unfortunately, the thread got deleted so I can't link to it.
 
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Linkhero1

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None. They're all stupid. If you don't want to be a part of the community then don't participate. There's no reason to post NSFW material like a majority of these people who have committed acct. suicide have.
 
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CheesecakeRecipe

Stormy Grey
Linkhero1 said:
None. They're all stupid. If you don't want to be a part of the community then don't participate. There's no reason to post NSFW material like a majority of these people who have committed acct. suicide have.
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Well for the purposes of this thread I'd imagine OP would want things more creative than the porn posters.
 
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AkuMifune

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Linkhero1 said:
None. They're all stupid. If you don't want to be a part of the community then don't participate. There's no reason to post NSFW material like a majority of these people who have committed acct. suicide have.
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Better to burn out than fade away.

The best ones were locked so fast they've been lost in the ether of time. But I appreciate the sentiment.
 
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King Allant

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the only one I remember was when someone posted beastiality in the gaming side.
When the mod finally banned him, they forgot to take down the pic then about 5-10 min later they took them down.
 
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bjork

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I forget the guy's name, but he had some meltdown post about fucking a guy's wife doggystyle whilst playing pokemon or something.
 
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CheesecakeRecipe

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bjork said:
I forget the guy's name, but he had some meltdown post about fucking a guy's wife doggystyle whilst playing pokemon or something.
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The best part was how completely out of nowhere this one was. Dude just barged into the thread and started talking about donkeypunching

Baconsaurus Rex said:
Not really account suicide, but really daring: the Half Life, 3 screenshots thread
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Which led to the most disappointing of all - when FACE attempted the exact same thing a year or so later.
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Nobody is going to post a story because the mods are going to see it as encouraging account suicides. I largely agree with that. It might be sort of funny that someone posts porn when they're angry at GAF for some random reason, but it risks getting me and a lot of other people fucking fired for looking at porn at work.
 
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The Technomancer

card-carrying scientician
There was a guy who absolutely lost it in a thread about trans people once. Went on a rant about how they would never ever be anything other then what they were born as and then posted, I kid you not, what I think was about a hundred copies of a blurry photo of what I think was his own penis. You scrolled for like two minutes.
 
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bjork

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The only other notable one I can recall is Himuro, but I don't think that was even intentional.

Other than that, big GAF exits are surrounded in mystery. Where is The Black Stallion?
 
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NaughtyCalibur

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Angry Grimace said:
Nobody is going to post a story because the mods are going to see it as encouraging account suicides. I largely agree with that. It might be sort of funny that someone posts porn when they're angry at GAF for some random reason, but it risks getting me and a lot of other people fucking fired for looking at porn at work.
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Yeah, the people who post porn are assholes. It's not clever (easily the oldest form of account suicide), and it could legitimately get innocent people in trouble.

Nobody should be encouraged by that shit. It's lame.
 
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Broder Salsa

Banned
Pollux said:
haha holy shit. now people at work are looking at me like i'm an idiot since i'm laughing like crazy
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He had a fine history of good posts

baardhimself said:
ate 200 grams of cocaine in a nice burger and woke up laying in the street in moldovia with two broken forearms
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baardhimself said:
this is all fucking bullshit. we should declare war on north korea, china and iran. none of this pissy helping out, outright take over the fucking country and slaughter everyone who picks up a weapon. in the medieval days thats how shit worked, and it worked well. great britain ruled the fucking world, and every single country they owned and gave back is great nowdays. (not including the fucked up african countries)
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baardhimself said:
listen, heres what you say when they give you shit

put your supervisor on

speak to the supervisor and say your 360 is broken and you know it happens all the time because you changed your warranty just to cater to it, you bought your 360 within the 3 year period and you want it sorted or you will complain to ms head office

it will get done

then phone back when your 360 is done using your phone call reference number and call the person a cunt. that'll show em!
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baardhimself said:
remember that if you are a white male and you have a baby with a black woman, it wont look like you.
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bigkrev

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There was one guy who was trying to get banned, was told to post Pony porn, and by god, he started posting My Little Pony Porn.
 
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Gucci Messiah

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Angry Grimace said:
Nobody is going to post a story because the mods are going to see it as encouraging account suicides. I largely agree with that. It might be sort of funny that someone posts porn when they're angry at GAF for some random reason, but it risks getting me and a lot of other people fucking fired for looking at porn at work.
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Well if you're at work should'nt you, ya know, be working? And GAF mobile exists for a reason.
 
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Horse Detective

Why the long case?
I don't remember who it was, but someone posted a picture of a horse getting sucked off. I always found that kind of funny.

I think it was some months ago.
 
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Ferrio

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Ferrio said:
Ugh forget his name. The guy that was caught be faking that he was japanese or something... had a total meltdown. Something about nosey people. Trying to find the post.
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Found it!

"Alright, I'm sick and tired of this.

But this isn't for you, not any of the gossipy muckety muck gutterfucking cock jockeys who can't mind their own business and thrive on people's controversies when they've done nothing to deserve them.

Whoever brought this out, I'll let you have your satisfaction: whatever you tried to do, you succeeded royally at messing up my real life. Go ahead and smile or whatever it is inhuman jackasses like you do. It won't change the fact that I know exactly who I am and I don't really care if anyone else doubts it. It matters not one bit when nothing changes for the reality of me: one Japanese guy living in Japan.

That's the last thing I have to say the GA Forum.

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But this.

This is for you.

I know you're reading this. I also know you can understand this. I still don't know how you got all this information, but I'll find out. I admit I don't know how someone could be so damn screwy in the head to go through all the effort you've gone through, especially over me.

But that doesn't change the fact that on top of that, I know who you are now. Yeah, go ahead and shake your head like I'm bluffing. You know in the depths of your nasty, mean little heart that I'm telling the truth.

You'll find out soon enough what the consequences are for doing what you've done to me over the past year and a half.

There's going to be no more fear, and no more harassment, at least not on my side. I'm going to live normally again no matter what you do.

I'd just like to let you know that's nothing changed in the last ten years. Oh yes. I've grown up and gone to live in the US and come back here and all that, but I'm still just as violent and cruel as you remember. If anything, I've only gotten stronger.

If you do one more thing to me...know this: no one will be able to hear you scream. And I won't make it quick.

And if you think you can use this for evidence, well you know now that what used to be your strength is now your weakness: no one will be able to track it to the real me.

-FoxSpiritShadow"
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For other old school stuff

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/ga-forum-quotes-12-11-2003.htm
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
White Man said:
What did Himumu do? I missed it.
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He called out Koshiba on talking about her breasts too often and also had criticized the mods quite a bit for how GAF is run. It wasn't really funny or necessary; people just remember it because Himuro had been around for a long time and most obvious suicides are relatively unknown members.
 
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