AngelSoldier wins the thread for me. The way he got called out for something as pathetic as pretending to be Japanese, tried to change his story and deny it, reply to Japanese questions posed to him by other posters using babelfish/Google Translate, then ultimately conceded defeat... but not before trying to leave in "mysterious badass" fashion by including a bunch of "cryptic" text in the end of his last post; which then immediately gets called by another poster as part of a Halo novel. That last bit is just so pathetically funny, like he threw down a smoke bomb, flashed his cape and disappeared, only to trip, fall on his face and break his nose on the way out the door. It's like failing at failing, I love it.