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[Jason's Ultimatum]

Someone posted like the same gif three times together. The gif? A close up shot of a dick in a guy's ass while the other receiver's dick was flailing around. Poster got banned, but damn I"m glad nobody was in the room with me.

 

[TheExodu5]

Someone posted like the same gif three times together. The gif? A close up shot of a dick in a guy's ass while the other receiver's dick was flailing around.

Sounds like meatspin.

 

[charsace]

There was a guy that pretended he was living in Japan who got exposed. Dude went bat shit. He was really pissed and was talking shit on here about betrayal and shit and on IRC too I think. Then he just started bombing GAF with pics.

 

[imtehman]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=310252&highlight=haze+4+5+microsoft

No one seems to remember or bring it up, but was entertaining.

brandon, the beyblade king, got banned from that? weaaaak

 

[Ferrio]

Someone posted like the same gif three times together. The gif? A close up shot of a dick in a guy's ass while the other receiver's dick was flailing around. Poster got banned, but damn I"m glad nobody was in the room with me.

Sounds like meatspin, one of the best sites on the net.

 

[h1nch]

brandon, the beyblade king, got banned from that? weaaaak

Awww man I never knew this was how he went out. I loved that Beyblade thread! I LOL'd so hard.

 

[Tomat]

Sounds like meatspin, one of the best sites on the net.

How many spins for you?

 

[Conor_Fool]

baardhimself
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=16474460

This is up there with the funniest post of all time. Especially the bit about using the DSi to film it all. Absolutely hysterical

 

[Afro]

baardhimself
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=16474460

What makes this so funny is how innocent the original post was.

 

[Anura]

What makes this so funny is how innocent the original post was.

Exactly! It would have been different if he said that in a heated debate. If he had done that he would just be an asshole in need if a ban. Now since he did it in a completely random fashion, he became an unintentionally hilarious asshole in need of a ban instead.

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Someone posted like the same gif three times together. The gif? A close up shot of a dick in a guy's ass while the other receiver's dick was flailing around. Poster got banned, but damn I"m glad nobody was in the room with me.

Why, were you having a wank?

 

[Chezzymann]

This thread has completley consumed my evening. I'm just sitting here reading all these crazy threads now. Even got myself some slo-mo Justin Beiber music playing after the "I need to go ly down" thread. This is great.

 

[wanders]

baardhimself
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=16474460

I think I remember this lol

 

[akira28]

He had a fine history of good posts

He was Trevor before Trevor was Trevor.

 

[FlynnCL]

Wasn't the trade for a PSP and subsequent fallout what got olimario permabanned?

Also a poster named grubdog snapped around 2006 and he used an exploit to remove all negative posts about Nintendo and then he deleted the accounts of the more Nintendo critical posters. It was amazing to watch people disappear in realtime.

Wow, that's crazy.

 

[Conciliator]

This thread is cracking me up even though it's mostly just third party accounts of stuff we cant see anymore. Great thread. More account suicides plz.

 

[bjork]

Randomly, but since there's mention of old gaffers in here, whatever happened to Greekboy?

 

[Guerilla]

baardhimself
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=16474460

This is hilarious, I haven't laughed so hard for quite a while.

edit:

ate 200 grams of cocaine in a nice burger and woke up laying in the street in moldovia with two broken forearms

OMG I'll die laughing today.

 

[FYC]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63271

Not a perma-ban though

 

[Conciliator]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63271

Not a perma-ban though

that's pretty good, never seen that dude I don't think.

EDIT: for the record I hate Nintendo because they make fun games

 

[shira]

If Evilore wanted to account suicide, could anyone ban him?

 

[Conciliator]

If Evilore wanted to account suicide, could anyone ban him?

yeah I could ban Evilore. I HAVE THE POWER.

 

[mightynine]

I can't believe I still remembered the whole Olimario/PSP thing. That's taking up valuable brain space.

 

[User 73706]

If Evilore wanted to account suicide, could anyone ban him?

Could Evilore microwave a burrito so hot that even he could not eat it?

 

[Baraka in the White House]

That was Segata. He's not banned though.

That's just textbook taking-ball-and-going-home, all because he got tired of defending a massively unpopular opinion.

 

[Loxley]

"moist dudes" is the one I always remember for some reason.

 

[Jive Turkey]

"moist dudes" is the one I always remember for some reason.

Was that actually an account suicide though? Hilarious regardless.

 

[Camp Lo]

radioheadrule83 ?

Also not a good account suicide, but: I NEED SCISSORS.
He admitted a disturbing tidbit of his life. (Might be NSFW)

That radiohead shit was horrible. Gotta love those overreacting suicides though.

 

[Amir0x]

I know the worst account suicide, when someone apparently accidentally posted child porn for a split second before realizing it and changing the image

 

[Baraka in the White House]

I know the worst account suicide, when someone apparently accidentally posted child porn for a split second before realizing it and changing the image

How do you accidentally post child porn?

 

[Amir0x]

How do you accidentally post child porn?

I don't know. But there it was, and multiple people were like "wtf was that child porn!?" before all of a sudden seconds later it was changed.

 

[InfiniteNine]

I don't know. But there it was, and multiple people were like "wtf was that child porn!?" before all of a sudden seconds later it was changed.

Actually I pointed attention at that one since it was largely ignored pages after.

 

[Ferrio]

How do you accidentally post child porn?

Wrong url in the clipboard?

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Wrong url in the clipboard?

Oh.

Ohhhh... 0_0

 

[FluxWaveZ]

Oh.

Ohhhh... 0_0

Better be cautious in the future.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Wrong url in the clipboard?

His true nature revealed

 

[Amir0x]

Actually I pointed attention at that one since it was largely ignored pages after.

Well whatever, point is the child porn was posted by a fairly regular GAF poster, so that was the worst account suicide.

 

[Ferrio]

Well whatever, point is the child porn was posted by a fairly regular GAF poster, so that was the worst account suicide.

When was this?

 

[Elija2]

I know the worst account suicide, when someone apparently accidentally posted child porn for a split second before realizing it and changing the image

Dude should have gotten worse than a ban if he had child porn.

 

[oracrest]

I need to go ly dow

Man, I remember reading this thread in real time, that was pretty intense!

 

[Wazzy]

Who was the gaffer that posted it? was it Sennorin? I wouldn't be surprised.

As for stories, Oli and Beardhimself were already mentioned which were hilarious.

 

[kurbaan]

What about that one guy from a long time ago when I was lurking that gave someone a blowjob / got a blowjob and then gave them napkin and said "Thank you for the hospitality"

 

[Angry Grimace]

How do you accidentally post child porn?

I would have assumed it was one of those things where a site gets mad at leeching and substitutes another image, but I can't imagine a site actually doing that.

 

[Speevy]

I would have assumed it was one of those things where a site gets mad at leeching and substitutes another image, but I can't imagine a site actually doing that.

Not child porn, but sites have done this quite frequently to members with regular porn.

 

[kurbaan]

So while searching for that Napkin thread I came across this:

Cant stop laughing

 

[Sephiroth503]

So while searching for that Napkin thread I came across this:



Cant stop laughing

I remember seeing that on other forums. So good it broke through the GAF atmosphere into the great wide Interweb.

 

[Angry Grimace]

That guy was dumb. I would have just said "Shemale" was a joke name of a folder that had utilities in it. You know, like the reverse of how my folder that says "Dragonball Z" actually is filled with hundreds of GB of porno.

 

[Gamer @ Heart]

How do you accidentally post child porn?

Sometimes sites hosting pictures are assholes and switch them when they detect hotlinking.

I had that happen to me on the 1up boards. A picture of snuffleupagus i posted turned into goatsee. Luckily i had a good enough reputation that other posters had my back and told mods it must have been a mistake.

 

[Gouda Jouji]

Dude should have gotten worse than a ban if he had child porn.

He edited the post too quickly, so it didn't register as being edited. Meaning that admins couldn't see what was there previously, meaning no real proof.

 

[InfiniteNine]

He edited the post too quickly, so it didn't register as being edited. Meaning that admins couldn't see what was there previously, meaning no real proof.

Mods can see different versions of posts though so there is proof but it just isn't available for us to view.. o: I was surprised he wasn't banned before so I asked duckroll if he really posted CP or not and in the next few minutes he was banned.